The whole empire is crazy for me [Quick Transmigration]

Xie Tian clicked to open it.

Chen Su: [Excuse me, is it a cat-type beast-blood man?I have been looking for you for a long time. ]

Xie Tian: "..."

Xie Tian's leg hurt indirectly from Chen Su's indirect injury, he turned off the new live broadcast room, and turned his head to poke into Chen Su's private live broadcast room.

There are very few people in Chen Su's live broadcast room, which is pitifully small.Only a few dozen fans.Unlike Xie Tian, ​​who has tens of thousands of fans.

Xie Tian found out that he also learned how to cook cat food on the Internet... in an attempt to become famous.

But... the cat rice he cooked still didn't learn the essence of Xie Tian.

He used strawberry cake, which he thought was very sweet and delicious, mixed with steak, and then poured some red wine...

He has several cat food tutorials, using chocolate and other foods, and has eaten cats to death.It has been officially banned by Lu Maoba.

It can be seen from the video.Chen Su's family has quite a few cats, maybe four or five.But most of them are skinny and listless.

Xie Tian was even a little skeptical.His cats are home bred.

Every cat that comes out of the cat research institute will wear an invisible collar that can never be removed for a lifetime to indicate its age, address, and cat breed... But Chen Su's family has a collar except for a big fat cat, and no other cats... …

There is a video in it.The more Xie Tian looked at it, the more he felt something was wrong.

A half-grown cat, with all its fur shaved off, was burying its head in eating the cat meal that Chen Su gave him.Chen Su claimed that the cat had a skin disease, so he shaved it.

But Xie Tian was vaguely on the cat's arm and back of the neck.Pinholes of various sizes were found.

This video only had three hits.

If you don't look carefully, you won't find it at all...

Moreover, Xie Tian saw through the video that the house Chen Su provided to the cat was not good, it was dirty and dark.The ground was littered with feces and food scraps left by cats.

Xie Tian: "..." Is this cat abuse! !

"Meow!——" Xie Tian stared fiercely at the person on the screen, the fur on his tail and ears were blown up, like a little hedgehog.

This is even more excessive than scumbags!

Moreover, it seems that Chen Su didn't simply want to abuse cats, but seemed to be experimenting...

Lu Yishan noticed Xie Tian who kept meowing, he turned his head and found that the boy had turned into a fluffy little fried ball.Shrinking in front of the light brain, grinning.

He walked over and picked up the cat. "Got home."

Xie Tian wanted to change back to a human being, but he couldn't.Lu Yishan couldn't understand meows, so he could only be patient, and was put into his pocket by the man.

After the man returned home, he fed Xie Tian some dried fish.

Xie Tian started playing by himself in the corner with the light brain and dried fish in his mouth.

He originally wanted to broadcast live tonight to cook cat rice and raw flesh and blood.Lu Yishan helped to buy all the ingredients, but unfortunately he has become a cat now...

After eating the small dried fish, he picked up the watch-sized optical brain and ran to the man, meowing.

The little white cat's eyes are a beautiful lake blue, like stars shining in them under the light.His fur is so long and his tail is so big it can almost mop the floor.The mouth and nose are tender pink...

Xie Tian kept pawing at the hem of Lu Yishan's trousers, his mouth was biting, his eyes were full of begging.

Lu Yishan raised his eyebrows and smiled vaguely, "You're going to work, right?"

A few minutes later.The optical brain was turned on in a small quiet corner, and at the same time, the live broadcast device was turned on.

Beside Xie Tian was a basin of washed raw flesh and blood.

As soon as the live broadcast room opened.The number of viewers has continued to increase rapidly.

In the past, the anchor personally came out to teach cat food, but this time the live broadcast featured a cat.

Super beautiful kitten.

Last time, this kitty had already captured the hearts of a group of people, and now he is going to seduce people!

[sky!It's this little cat again! ]

[Anchor come out quickly!Let me marry this cat!Whoooo! ]

[Where did the anchor go?Why can't the anchor and the cat appear at the same time! ]

[Call the host!Introduce this cute kitten to us!The blue eyes are so beautiful, like the sea, the starry sky...! ]

Under the eyes of hundreds of millions of people, Xie Tian grabbed a piece of raw meat and ate it with a whimper.

This time he wants to prove that the kitten is not a vegetarian.

It's a fierce carnivore!

Everyone: "..."! ! !

sky! !What is this little cat doing!

While eating, Xie Tian raised his head from time to time, meowing enthusiastically at them with his blood-stained cat's mouth.

[OMG, my worldview has been turned upside down...]

[Anchor you win, I believe cats eat meat. ]

[My cute kitten...QAQ]

Xie Tian licked his paws and shook his tail in satisfaction.

Humph……

In fact, kittens can also eat people.

Xie Tian's live broadcast didn't end until eleven o'clock in the evening.After this live broadcast, the money he earned could buy a house in the center of the empire.Moreover, in the private messages, many cat entertainment companies wanted to hook him up and become a real cat star.

Of course Xie Tian would not treat his talent badly - in terms of food.A few days ago, he signed a pet food company to produce canned cat food according to his method.

He exchanged [-] interstellar coins for [-] grenades in the store, and smashed them into Chen Su's studio.

Being hit with a grenade is a shame for a streamer.And the more grenades are dropped, the lower the exposure rate.

Five thousand grenades is tantamount to a title.

"Meow~" Xie Tian stretched his waist.All the way to Lu Yishan's bedroom.

Over the past few days, Xie Tian has become much less wary of Zha Gong.

Maybe it's because of Zha Gong's pleasant light tea smell...

Or become a cat yourself.After all, Slag Gong couldn't do anything to himself who was a cat.

He domineeringly slept on Lu Yishan's pillow and rolled it into a soft cat cake.

I don't know how long I slept.Men go to bed.He was moved to sleep on the quilt by the other party, he didn't struggle, he enjoyed the man's weak tea, and continued to sleep soundly.

Falling asleep, he kept crawling into the bed, even trying to get into the man's warm pants.

He was half asleep, half awake, in a daze.He saw an unknown object... He rubbed against it desperately through a layer of underwear, it was very hot, and there seemed to be blood vessels beating underneath.It's weird to touch.

He mistook it for a big bug—a cat's mouth wide open, in the dark.

Ouch.

"!!!"

Immediately, Xie Tian was grabbed by the back of the neck by a big hand and thrown to the cold ground.He woke up with a start, knowing what he had bitten—what!

He was so embarrassed that he didn't have the face to face others, he meowed like fried hair, and rubbed under the bed.

The target, the target hasn't been in love yet... Why do you do it yourself?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm not the scumbag who snatched the first time from a man!

Am I still responsible for the target of the scumbag...QAQ

Ah ah ah ah ah no face to face people!What should I do!

It was promised to stay away from Slag Gong...but it was getting closer.

The man looked at his bitten underwear and got a headache.

What kind of beast blood man, Xie Tian is just an ignorant little cat demon...

Seeing that it was almost dawn outside, he got out of bed to find Xie Tian.As soon as he hit the ground, he saw two legs stretched out on the floor.

Xie Tian became human again.He himself didn't seem to know, and he continued to drill under the bed.

Lu Yishan said softly, "Come out. You haven't got any clothes on yet."

Xie Tian touched his body, and refused to come out...

"I put the clothes here and you wear them yourself." Lu Yishan lowered his head.His eyes couldn't help looking at Xie Tian... After a while, he couldn't help but look again, over and over again.In the end, he paused every word, his voice hoarse, "Hide it well, your PiGu...is not covered by the bed board."

Xie Tian: "..."

Meow.

Let me die under this bed...

[Ding——Slag Gong's favorability value is increased by five.Now forty. ]

Xie Tian: "..."

After all, the goal is to use that scumbag of thinking.

Lu Yishan left for a long time.Xie Tian slowly crawled out from under the bed, put on his clothes with a blushing face, and was ready to go to work.

this day.Xie Tian didn't ask Lu Yishan to take him there, but quietly slipped out of the door.

He will never come back here tonight.Don't see Slag Gong again.

He bought fried fish outside for breakfast and ate it while walking.

Fly to disaster.

An uncontrolled flying machine.He ran straight towards Xie Tian.

Xie Tian ate half of the fried fish and flew out.

The boy fell to the ground, and he felt... warm liquid flowing out from under his stomach.He opened his eyes wide, but his vision became more and more blurred, and finally was soaked in blood...

Meow, I can finally escape from this shameless world.

He vaguely saw the person coming down from the aircraft...it was Chen Su.

Chen Su ran over anxiously, supported himself, and said, "Hey, wake up, I didn't mean to..."

Xie Tian: "..."

You didn't mean to be a fart.

"Don't die!! You don't have to worry! I will cure you! The marshal's best friend is me! I am the marshal's younger brother! I can borrow any medical expenses you want from the marshal, and maybe you will pay them back." I can use this to make friends with the marshal!"

Xie Tian: "..." So fake.

Xie Tian closed his eyes.I want to die even more.Who wants to make friends with the scumbag who has seen me here...

I, meow, have eaten the slag attack... Is it much closer than your friend?

The boy was dangled by Chen Su, and he would die if he was dangled to death.He pretended to be dead, his eyes were closed tightly, and with his face covered in blood, he looked like he was completely dead.

Chen Su left him with a slam, touched his bloody face, and giggled: "Who told you...to hinder me from doing great things...you stay here, I have a marshal behind me, so I won't go to jail of."

He didn't finish his sentence.The waist and abdomen were kicked violently by a huge force, and the whole person flew out like fried fish.His back hit the hard concrete floor.He tried hard to get up, and said in horror: "Lu, Lu Yishan...?"

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By the way, do you think...the villain's writing is a little mentally retarded, and the writing is not very attractive orz

In the next chapter, the kitten will do indescribable things on the face of the marshal. Guess what it is~(/ω＼)