The whole empire is crazy for me [Quick Transmigration]

[The response to the previous chapter was not good, and the author rewrote the previous chapter.

Part of the plot was deleted, Xie Tian was not caught by Chen Su to draw blood, and Li Suhan did not come to Xie Tian's house.But the plot is still on the right track, Chen Su still found out that Xie Tian is a cat-type beast blood man, and Li Fuhan also satirized Xie Tian as an ordinary person through the holographic video.

If you haven't seen the plot before the rewrite of the last chapter, just keep reading.The little angels who have seen it, don't mind, the plot is right.The slap started. 】

Li day.The little bugs that invaded and used as spies have been almost wiped out.But people still dare not come out, and the streets are empty.The next thing to destroy is... the Zerg spaceship that circles the outer circle of the Empire's protective shield.

The man asked for a day off. He wanted to go to see Xie Tian, ​​but was asked out again by...his assistant.

Fortunately, what happened to Xie Tian before... He tried his best to find out.He hasn't been online for a long time, and he didn't even notice that his kitty was being hurt online. Kai, Chen Su... he took care of everything.

Xie Tian is a cat-type animal-blood man, whether he will announce it or not, he has a plan in mind.

As for that young man with blond hair and blue eyes who had a hologram call with Xie Tian, ​​it is unknown who... I don't know whether Xie Tian was forced to leave when he asked him to leave.

The assistant wants to help her get married.The man did not refuse.

He still likes Xie Tian very much.

This day the assistant changed into a long black dress, and sat with Lu Yishan in a deserted coffee shop.

As soon as the assistant met, she leaned over curiously: "I heard——your little kitty donated blood for your scar, doesn't it mean that he likes your performance!"

The man moved his face back, and said in a deep voice with no expression on his face: "He wanted to leave me yesterday, pretending to have a boyfriend to lie to me..."

"It's strange." The assistant scratched his head, unable to understand, "I heard you mentioned it. He is very clingy, he likes to crawl into your arms when he sleeps, and he will blush."

"Ah."

"But why doesn't he want to marry you? Marriage... has been discussed for a month." The assistant was silent for a few minutes, then slapped his head, and said, "Oh! He's a cat! Why did you forget this! He's not human at all!"

Assistant: "The little cat has a very individual character. He says he doesn't like you, and even shows that he doesn't like you on purpose. He doesn't want to be thought that he has someone he likes... he doesn't want to be pampered and protected, but he doesn't want to be pampered and protected from the bottom of his heart. I still like you—"

"The probability of liking you is 80.00%. Otherwise, how could he sleep with you and give you blood therapy. Besides... a person like you, Marshal, is the favorite of a young boy like Xie Tian..."

The man coughed and lowered his brows and eyes.

"You have to take it slowly. You usually discuss marriage with him, and you always ask him if he will get married. Is this right? You will definitely scare the cat! Take your time... lure him a little bit, let him like it wholeheartedly on you..."

The man frowned, "Why take your time?"

Indeed... Asking whether to get married without warning, and then throwing a piece of paper agreement in front of them... It doesn't look like marriage, but more like... signing a deed of sale.

"When people propose marriage, they have been in love for a year, holding a big flower, and half-kneeling to propose... You are the leader of the empire, you should be more dignified."

The man thought for a while, "Carrying a pile of dried fish?"

"..." The assistant paused, "You like it."

It was near noon.Lu Yishan hurried back to accompany Xie Tian, ​​hurriedly found a reason, and left the assistant who was busy every day.

He then thought about it...Of course he felt that his sentence was wrong...Carrying a pile of dried fish...Uh.

He turned on the optical brain, and ordered a few large boxes of Xie Tian's usual cat food from the food delivery website.According to the positioning sent by the optical brain, Xie Tian is still staying in the bungalow.Since coming out of his room, Xie Tian has stayed in the room without moving.

Xie Tian fell asleep at home, hugged the quilt, and slept at home for a whole day.He is bored, no one will play with him... and I heard that there are invading bugs everywhere outside, so he can't go out...

The man patted him lightly.

The boy rubbed his eyes, his eyes gradually focused on his face, "Lu... Lu Yishan?!"

Meow meow, I thought you were gone.

Today, the news that Kay is a cat-type animal-blood man was announced, but there is no news... No news at all...

He said that he wanted to leave Zha Gong, but his behavior also consciously moved closer to that side.Sell ​​props to upgrade the villain and make yourself a hater.The reason why he stayed away from Lu Yishan was only because of the psychological shadow brought to him by the goal of the last world...Taking out this psychological shadow, he still has feelings for Lu Yishan that are between a stranger and a friend...

After all, he was the one who gave him the cat.

"What are you doing?" Xie Tian was stunned for a few seconds, and asked curiously when he saw that the man was still not moving.

"Get up and read something. Turn on the optical brain." The man wanted to give Xie Tian a surprise—he was very efficient, and what he knew last night, he could get done today.

The man asked Xie Tian to click into a live broadcast room of Mao Mao Bar.

The person in the live broadcast room was a person Xie Tian couldn't be more familiar with.Kai.

Kayi inexplicably pointed out that she was a cat-type animal-blooded person. Instead of panicking about it, she was very proud...By using this reputation, she was completely ignited.

The title of the live broadcast room is the cat-type beast-blood man.

2000 billion viewers.Accounted for one-half of the empire's population...

A girl with a sweet face, a long pink dress, and a hairpin with cat ears on her head.

... She participated in a small musical, and she was singing the most popular song to people, her face was full of confidence and vitality...

Xie Tian almost didn't vomit - meowed, why did Scum Gong force him to watch the villain sing...

Or one of his most hated villains...

Kai has a lot of bullet screens, even more than Xie Tian's.Pink love bubbles filled the screen, and the bullet screens swept one after another.

[Hee hee hee Miss Kai is super cute. ]

[As expected of a cat-type animal blood man. ]

[People are already cute enough, plus they are still a cute kitten, huh...]

[Meme da_(:з"∠)_]

There are also a lot of bounties...the highest tipper...Xie Tian knows Li Suhan.

Xie Tian: "..."

One is willing to fight, the other is willing to suffer.

The man didn't speak, just stayed aside quietly.He looked at his watch and murmured, "Soon."

Within seconds.On the small speaker announcement at the top of the video, there appeared a large line of official bullet screens marked in red.

[Anchor "Kai" involved in fraud, violation of privacy, etc... 48 hours to ban the account]

Xie Tian: "???!!"

Kai in the live broadcast room just finished the first song. She folded her hands between the hem of her skirt and waited for the host to present the award to herself.I am a cat-type orc, the focus of the whole empire must be on myself.

Even if this name...is not his own.She wanted to do the same for money, fire, and being with the marshal...

Anyway, I am very happy.Is not it.

But the host was different from the past, and came up with flowers.In its place was a man in a blue police uniform...

Kai was a little flustered, her makeup was distorted.

"Excuse me, are you really a cat-type beast-blood man?"

Kai was completely taken aback.But for the sake of her reputation... she still nodded.

This is in front of 2000 billion people...

The policeman takes a look at Kay.

Kay's heart beat wildly.In an instant, all the things she had done before flashed through her mind... the ecstasy of being treated as a cat-type beast-blood man for no reason, the expectation of being favored by the whole empire, and the expectation of being noticed by the marshal...

No, she can't lose these...

she's not a liar...

"Yes, of course I am a cat-type orc. What's wrong?" Kay gritted his teeth and nodded.

The live broadcast device focused on her face.

The policeman picked up a document and said, "Why... I tested your blood and DNA before, and there is no feline orc blood human gene."

The imperial people go to the hospital to draw blood once a year and keep it in the headquarters.In the event of an accident or various events, DAN can be extracted or blood can be tested.

Kai looked flustered, lowered his head, and stomped on his high heels, "No way! I'm just..."

"The evidence is here."

The number of viewers began to increase again, and finally stayed at 3000 billion.

"Do not……"

"Girl, it's wrong for you to do this. Everyone mistakenly regards you as a beast-blood man, so you should clarify it immediately, so as not to confuse the military department's sight and delay the work of the military department. The real cat-type beast-blood people need protection, They are the focus of the empire now... don't hold us back from work, girl. Don't ask for anything..."

Don't delay the work of the military department...

They are the focus of the empire...

"Moreover, the empire has not released any news about the cat-type beast-blood man. Marshal Lu Yishan is even more silent. The news you have seen... are all rumors of the masses.

Kai's face was burning hot, and she whispered, "So what if it's not... I, I'm the Marshal's CP... The Marshal... seems to like me."

The policeman paused and frowned.Then someone ran up and whispered a few words to the policeman.He sighed and said helplessly, "I'm sorry. As far as I know, Marshal already has a marriage agreement with someone, but...whether that person agrees or not is unknown. Marshal is not a star, please don't spread gossip."

Kai's eyes widened in surprise... His face was full of disbelief, disappointment, and shame.The eye makeup is stained by sweat, and the lipstick is also a mess...

Everyone is looking at themselves...

"Let's talk about the cat-type animal-blood man. You get 2000 million bounties for this, and the empire will confiscate them all and impose certain sanctions. Disturbing the work of the military department and defrauding the masses is a very serious crime." ..."

Kai shook his head nervously.

That's right...she remembered.

"I know a person who abuses cats... His name is Xie Tian..." Kay hesitated.She understood that Xie Tian deliberately blackmailed her, for some reason... She just wanted to drag another person into the water, but she was not convinced.

"There is no conclusive evidence for this matter. But we will try our best to investigate."

"...I..." Kai blushed to the point of bleeding.

Why...why did I do this.

She is not convinced.She was jealous of that unknown cat-type animal blood man, and the man who was issued a marriage agreement by the marshal... Jealous, so jealous!She was also jealous of the anchor Xie Tian who became popular overnight and almost surpassed her in traffic!

Why!

But no matter how Kay defended herself—she was still handcuffed and taken away in full view.

Barrage, Weibo, and various forums of the empire exploded.

Two hot spots -!

Marshal is getting married!

Kai turned out to be a liar!

the other side--

Xie Tian watched this series of live broadcasts, and felt... of course, a subtle sense of refreshment.

The thrill of a successful revenge.It's all Kay's own doing...

"Are you satisfied? Oh, your cat abuse... will be clarified soon."

The man pursed his lips at him and smiled softly.

[Ding—the target favorability value is increased by five, now it is 65. ]

Xie Tian: "Yes."

Isn't this the right way to develop?Why did Zha Gong suddenly clarify for himself again?As a scumbag, shouldn't he be indiscriminate... just despise himself.

[Cat cat.Here I have made some fine-tuning to this world... Your current 'stay away from slag attack' and the main task 'recover slag attack favorability value' are going in the opposite direction.Now the basics of brushing favorability points, I changed it to - not just kissing and sleeping with slag Gong.

You can be a scapegoat, and when you are whitewashed, you can also gain favorability points, and do good deeds, and you can also gain favorability points... You don’t have to be close. You don’t need to be close to scumbags if you take scapegoats, do good deeds, and build a harmonious socialism together. You can remotely refresh your favorability...

The current setting of slag gong has changed a lot, and it is not necessarily slag gong.It may also be a loyal dog attack. ]

[This is just a minor adjustment at the moment, after this world ends... there will be another major adjustment. ]

Xie Tian finally heard something that made him happy.

It means... as long as he is serious about taking the blame, obediently waiting to be cleared, and even if he doesn't get close to the slag Gong, the slag Gong will also increase his favorability because he bears the humiliation for everyone?

Satisfy his preferences and get the job done.

Xie Tian pushed the man away to touch his hand, he raised his head, "By the way, what are you doing here... Didn't you send me away...??"

The man was startled, and said, "...I don't think I have to marry you, but friends are fine too. Could it be that you don't even welcome new friends?

"

before he left.The assistant kept telling him, don't worry, if you don't say anything, you are married.You can start with friends.

"..." There seems to be no cat disease.

So according to this, Zha Gong has no love for him?The shamelessness, shamelessness, despicableness, and selfishness I used to treat the marshal... finally worked.

The marshal may be lonely, no one to accompany him, and he came to be his friend again.

The boy blinked, clutched the corner of the man's clothes, and asked expectantly, "Is it true?"

"Ah."

Finally no need to stay away from the slag attack jpg

Zha Gong and I are only ordinary friends >v

The man stood up and said casually, "I ordered a few cartons of meat for you to make cat food. It should be here now."

It doesn't matter... He can take his time and there is no rush.

He is a straightforward character.

Want to get married, but in the end, he asked the other party to get married without even confessing his love!

When I was young, I also had these problems in the military. I killed the insects without even training hundreds of times, so I went straight to battle.Although Shan Xing can handle it well.

Meat is delivered to the door of the building.The man went down, and when he came up, he brought up several large boxes of meat.

Xie Tian was a little surprised.He buys meat... all for a few dollars. "It's a little too much."

"It's okay. You can put it in the refrigerator. It's enough for you to cook for a long time....... I want to cook cat food with you later." The man said lightly.This is to take your time...it should be right, right?

Xie Tian shook his head, "No, if you are a marshal and you are discovered on my live broadcast room, you will be in big trouble."

"I will wear a mask and not show my face." The man continued with a blank expression, "I am the best at cooking in the military, and I am the best at knife skills... Besides, your live broadcast room...is helped by me. You unlocked it."

Heh, the man who has killed so many monsters.Might have tried it...

Xie Tian couldn't resist him, so he could only nod his head, "Just once."

The boy asked the man to sit on a chair and wait for him.He disassembled the pile of various meats, and then picked out the meat to be used today.Half of what he puts in his mind every day is what to eat tonight, what to eat tomorrow morning, and what to eat at noon tomorrow...

Naturally, a lot of various recipes have been developed.

Xie Tian is a cat, and most other cats also like to eat the things he figured out by himself.

Wash the cutting board, wash the meat and vegetables to be used, and put them into a small bowl.The ingredients look nutritious and clean under the bright desk lamp.

After Xie Tian's live broadcast room was unblocked, many barrage comments maliciously slandering Xie Tian were deleted.

But after Kai's incident... there are very few people who black Xietian...

As for the mistress, the marshal already has a fiancé, Kay is not the candidate, and Xie Tian is Kayi and the marshal's mistress... is even more nonsensical.

After Xie Tian typed [There is a new assistant] on the title.As always, he turned on the live broadcast device, facing the camera with his white and delicate hands.

When everyone saw a new assistant...they rushed in one after another.

Xie Tian cleared his throat, and said: "Before making cat food... I think I have to say a few things. Four-month-old cats should be fed 10% of their body weight, and those less than one year old and older than four months should be fed about 6% of their body weight. Small Milk cats need to be fed three times a day...Don’t think that because the cat is small, you can feed less. But don’t feed too much, it will damage the cat’s stomach.”

[I know the anchor. ]

[I thought it was enough for a kitten to eat a little cat food a day...]

[No wonder, my cat is so skinny! ]

[Speaking of which, is the new assistant a handsome guy or a girl? hh come out for everyone to see. ]

[I bet it's the cute little girl with cat ears! ]

[Add 10087. ]

Lu Yishan: "..."

"Cut the vegetables quickly. Don't talk." Xie Tian turned his head.He whispered, "Slice the skinless chicken thighs thinner. I'm going to make a cat meal."

What caught the eyes of the crowd was a pair of male hands with well-defined joints, no excess fat, slender finger bones, broad palms, and wheat-colored skin.

[Hand licking!It looks like a handsome guy's hand!Say something and show your face! ]

[Emmm, it’s more interesting to watch the anchor than to watch Kay’s live broadcast... Kay is a liar. ]

[Yes.Kay also intentionally dragged the anchor into the water. I don't know if the cat abuse is true or not...]

[It is a slander to say that the anchor is a mistress~ I am a prophecy of God! ]

[Hey...the matter of cat abuse is not confirmed, so don't jump to conclusions so quickly.What if it is true?]

Xie Tian naturally ignored this disturbing comment.

Lu Yishan sliced ​​the meat really well, it was super thin, a piece of thick meat was only a few millimeters thick after being cooked.

Then cut chicken hearts, fish...

Making cat food is not the only anchor content. More importantly, everyone still wants to listen to the anchor singing or telling stories.

The cat meal was prepared quickly.The chicken heart and chicken are cooked to a moderate degree of softness, with a fleshy yellow luster, sprinkled with light green edible plants, and cat nutrient solution...Nutrition powder...plus a few small egg yolks.

It seems that even people have a great appetite.

[This new assistant looks good at work!Hit CALL! ]

[I beg the handsome guy to show his face and make a noise, at first glance, he looks like a person with a cat~]

[Want to marry! ]

Of course they don't know now that the person in front of them... is Marshal Lu Yishan who keeps a cold face every day, doesn't say a few words, and likes to patrol with his aircraft when he's free.

"Yeah. He's a good guy." Xie Tian smiled, and said softly, "He likes furry animals very much, and he's super girly, isn't he? He's super cute, welcome to tease him."

Lu Yishan: "..."

[plus one.The assistant is super cute. ]

[Add ID number. ]

[It must be a lovely boy. ]

Xie Tian was about to jokingly chat with everyone about other things.At the top of the video, the small broadcast that had exposed Kay suddenly drew a string of red letters———

[The anchor of this software, Xie Tian, ​​is big!Agency for stray animals!Donate 900 million interstellar coins!

It is equal to the money spent by hundreds of people in a lifetime!Is the cat abuse incident true or false? 】

The author has something to say:

Thank you little angels for your support! !I was really scared in the morning... I didn't expect that the chapter would be published like this. Is it true that the author's writing is not very good?Hope you don't mind, really don't mind.There are already many little angels who have abandoned QAQ for support...

The slap in the face has started, don't be aggrieved, definitely not aggrieved.

By the way, what world do you want to see next? Pick one?

1 [The end of the world.Shou is a rare feline battle pet, which was frantically snatched by countless warriors who hunted and killed zombies [Pursuit]]

2 [Interstellar.The people there all have fluffy fetishes and petty fetishes, but the fluffy cats the size of palms travel to a world where they are all two-meter giants... After being transformed into humans, they are also very small. 】

3 [Urban Catch Monsters.The super cute kitten cat demon, relying on being cute in front of the Taoist priest to survive...]

4 [Interstellar.The mermaids in the mermaid world picked up a cat. They thought that cats were super fierce and would eat mermaids.It turned out that Mao Mao was just a slap-sized, super cute little milk cat. 】

5【Shou is the first cat in the universe.Super cute.Be the first teacher in Cat Kindergarten and Cat School! 】

6 [When a furry cat travels to a world without furry orcs... Gong is a snake with double DD! 】

7 [Lovely author Fungus. 】

Why doesn't it feel attractive.The red envelopes will be issued before midnight.