After becoming a human, I and the movie king are in HE

Grandma has opened a shop for more than ten years. It is in the yard on the first floor of her house. She is doing business with acquaintances. She closes the shop on time at 08:30 and goes to bed.

Three spliced ​​wooden tables were scribbled in the yard, with four low-quality plastic stools. A few pairs of black household chopsticks and two or three pairs of disposable chopsticks were inserted into the wooden chopstick holders on the table. Soy sauce, vinegar and chili oil.

Afraid of the rain, she specially built a shed in the yard, with a dark green plastic shed on top of her head, and a light bulb was dragged by a long wire, the orange light hung above her head, and the mop upstairs The water dripped down in a "patta pata", hitting the roof rhythmically, and the light bulbs swayed with the vibration.

There is a TV in the house, which is turned on occasionally. One time, Cheng Yi’s movie was shown on the movie channel. Grandma happened to see Cheng Yi while she was kneading dough. Yo, still a star!"

The guest didn't believe it, and said with a smile that he was the film king, how could he come here to eat, because even the residents here can't find this small shop.

At the beginning, she explained to people that this person came here to eat when she was a child, and it seemed that she followed her classmates to play here for two days.

But later, there were too many people who doubted it, so she stopped repeating the incident. Someone told her that if Cheng Yi really came here to eat, her restaurant would become popular, and if she took a photo and hung it on the wall, it would be a success. A tourist attraction for fans.

Grandma didn't want her place to become a tourist attraction, but she was also obsessed with proving that she wasn't lying, that she was innocent all her life, and she couldn't be slandered in the end!

Grandma nodded after hearing this, and specially took her granddaughter's Polaroid to show off to the guests. Once the camera is pointed at someone, the photo will come out, but it is a bit small.

As a result, she is now proficient in using Polaroids, and she hasn't waited for the big star yet.

This day was still the same as usual. She simply wiped one side of the table with a rag dipped in water, and then heard the iron gate of the yard being pushed open.

"The door is closing, come tomorrow." She shouted to the people behind without raising her head.

A boy from Qingyue yelled a little furiously: "Ahhh! I said don't come over! Time is precious, you drag me for a walk, I can't get enough of a pancake!"

When he was talking, he was muttering, obviously still eating, and he didn't have any momentum when he shouted, but he seemed to be acting like a baby.

"It's two cakes." The voice of the boy who answered was a little low, and he said indulgently, "When I was in high school, it was still closed at nine o'clock. Forget it, I'll treat you to something else, or can we come back tomorrow?"

nine o'clock?

That must have been xx years ago.

Is this still a repeat customer?

The voice is also a bit familiar, especially like the voice of the star in the movie, what is it called...

"Cheng Yi, you are kidding, who doesn't know the way to bully? I will come tomorrow by myself, and let Xiao Qi drive me. I, I, I will come at five o'clock."

Yup!

It's called Cheng Yi!

Grandma slammed the rag onto the table, "Wait a minute!" She yelled out in her voice as she got older, but she turned around slowly and steadily. She pushed the reading glasses on the stand, squinted her eyes and looked forward. "Cheng...Yi? Is that the star on TV?"

Looking back, oh, what the hell?

Both of them wear down jackets with black masks and fisherman hats, and only their height can be seen.

"Well, why are you so famous?" Yi Miao breathed a sigh of relief seeing that there was no one around. He saw that there was only one old lady guessing that she didn't follow stars and probably didn't know Cheng Yi, so he forgot to call Cheng Yi's name for a while, and now Being recognized, Yi Miao tightened his mask, his round eyes rolled around, and asked in a low voice, "Are you going to run?"

Yi Miao saw his grandmother walking slowly towards the two of them, he vainly grabbed Cheng Yi's clothes, took a half step back vigilantly, and was ready to run away at any time.

"What are you running, don't scare the old man." Cheng Yi seemed much calmer, he patted Yi Miao's hand reassuringly, then took off his mask, raised the brim of his hat and said to grandma: "Yes, I ate here when I was in high school." It happened, do you remember?"

It's not that they are surrounded by people, and there is no need for the three of them to be secretive like a character. Cheng Yi thinks that "star" is just a profession, and there is no need to be a soldier.

Grandma has already walked up to them, her brows are wrinkled, the forehead is criss-crossed, and when she smiles, she has kind eyes and kind eyes, but she is a bit fierce when she stares at others. , she raised her hand and patted Cheng Yi's arm with a little force, and said bitterly: "You came every day at that time, can you remember you? I told people that you came to eat, and they still didn't believe it!"

That kind of tone is like complaining about why the descendants who have not returned home don't come home during the Spring Festival, and say the most intimate words in the most fierce tone.

"Is this your partner?" Grandma looked at Yi Miao again, and nodded in the air with her fingers, "The eyes look like a little girl, and the stature looks like a big guy."

The same-sex marriage law was passed as early as ten years ago. Over the past ten years, the acceptance of homosexuality in society has also slowly increased. The workload of the paparazzi is increasing. They used to focus on the relationship between men and women, but now they also have to focus on gossip and gossip about sex.

Hearing this, Cheng Yi turned his head and glanced at Yi Miao before answering.

Object?

Not really, their relationship is quite embarrassing now.

Said that the relationship was bad, Yi Miao didn't really turn his eyebrows coldly at him, but said that the relationship was good, Yi Miao would want to avoid Cheng Yi when he was free.

Sure enough, Cheng Yi noticed that Yi Miao frowned, it must be because Grandma said he was his partner.

Yi Miao was not happy when he heard it, so he quickly took off his hat and asked blankly, "Why do I look like a little girl?"

"Big guy, big guy, he's handsome, and he's a big star at first glance." Grandma also doesn't like this kind of good-looking person. Although Yi Miao has no expression, grandma thinks he is very cute, so she kindly said, "Come in and eat. If you come at five o'clock tomorrow, I haven't opened the door yet."

Cheng Yi: "Don't bother you?"

"What's the trouble for a bowl of noodles!" Grandma led them to a table at the back of the room, "There's also bean curd, what do you eat?"

There was something to eat, and the corners of Yi Miao's mouth, which had been downturned just now, slowly rose. Although the environment around him was full of oily fumes, he felt a warm feeling, so warm that he felt delicious without eating anything.

And just now people praised him for being handsome, calling him a big star, so Cheng Yi was also called a star, he is a big star!

More than Cheng Yiniu, okay? !

Yi Miao asked as if her mouth was soaked in honey, "What's the matter, grandma?"

Grandma also laughed: "Noodles and bean curd, there is a sign on the wall, what do you want to eat, grandma will make it for you."

"What did you say was delicious?" Yi Miao asked Cheng Yi.

"Bean curd and sweet water noodles." Cheng Yi looked at Yi Miao acting like a baby to the old man with a smile on his eyes, his little expression was exactly the same as when Miao Miao cheated on snacks.

But Miaomiao acted like a baby and he simply thought it was cute. After being replaced by Yi Miao, this cuteness was mixed with many inexplicable emotions.

It's like the first little bear is holding a honey pot and smearing fresh honey on his heart, stealing it while eating, and then sitting in the sticky honey and giggling.

Grandma asked, "Do you want the tofu curd to be sweet or salty?"

"Hmm..." Yi Miao hesitated for a while, then snickered greedily, "I want it all, I want it all."

Only children make choices, he wants them all!

"..." Cheng Yi said, "I just want a salty one and a bowl of noodles."

If I guessed right, Yi Miao ate some miscellaneous roadside snacks before eating two pork patties with plum vegetables. Cheng Yi felt a little full...Why did he look like he just started?

The bean curd is made quickly, and it is almost served within a few minutes after ordering.

The sweet bean curd looks very refreshing. Grandma added some rum, and it smelled extra fragrant. It is more like a dessert than a bowl of dishes. The salty bean curd is darker in color, with more ingredients, and it is steaming.

Before eating, Cheng Yi pulled a piece of tissue paper to help Yi Miao wipe the table and chopsticks. Yi Miao was like a gentleman, with his legs crossed and his head swaying with Cheng Yi's hand.

"Eat."

"Eat it!"

Everything Yi Miao eats is delicious, scooping up two bowls is effortless, and with two empty bowls in front of him, happiness is almost bubbling.

Cheng Yi thought he was full, but when the sweet water noodles were served, Yi Miao's chopsticks moved quickly, staring at Cheng Yi's face eagerly after he finished sucking.

Miaomiao didn't know how full she was when she ate before, she could eat as much as she was given, and her belly would never stop, Cheng Yicai and Yi Miao now...it's about the same.

In order to end Yi Miao's pain of watching people eat as soon as possible, Cheng Yi quickly finished eating under Yi Miao's fiery eyes.

Seeing him eating so fast, Yi Miao glanced at him, turned his head and opened his mouth and said, "Cut!"

Do people still protect food?Don't you want to see it? !

After eating and paying the bill, the grandma refused to accept it, took out the Polaroid from the drawer, and said excitedly: "No money, you brought your boyfriend here, how can grandma accept your money, let's take a photo together."

Grandma is quite trendy, and she uses Polaroid to take pictures!

This was Yi Miao's first thought, but after thinking about grandma's words twice, the smile on Yi Miao's lips stopped.

……

No!

Who's who's boyfriend?

Yi Miao raised his voice in disbelief: "I'm not his boyfriend!"

"Married?" Grandma was still fiddling with the camera, and she raised her head in amazement, "You got married early!"

Yi Miao waved his hand: "No..."

"My eldest granddaughter is almost thirty, and she lives comfortably by herself. She came back a few days ago and said that she doesn't want to get married." Grandma said to herself, "Oh, it would be great if you could persuade her."

Why is it getting weirder and weirder?

Still don't listen to his explanation!

Yi Miao had a bitter face, and stared at Cheng Yi with wide eyes. He hated it, and it must be Cheng Yi who caused the trouble!

Cheng Yi had an innocent expression on his face, but it was hard to hide the slightly upward arc of the corner of his mouth. He shook his head slightly to indicate that he didn't know.

"you!"

"That's how it was taken, let me take a picture first!"

Grandma clicked a card at the two of them, without giving them any time to react.

The photo of "Zi Zi Zi" slowly rises from the gap. Grandma shakes it against the air, and the image is formed in a moment. In the photo, the two people are looking at each other. Yi Miao's expression was originally angry, but it is a bit funny when taken. Coupled with Cheng Yiqin's smiling eyes, the corners of his mouth raised, and the oil-stained wall behind him, under the yellow light, the two of them are particularly harmonious when photographed.

"You don't have a straight face, here's another one." Grandma put the photo on the table casually, ready to take another one.

Yi Miao avoided, "I have nothing to do with him!"

"Are you losing your temper?" Grandma asked, "Xiao Cheng made you angry? Don't quarrel, the young couple, just be nice!"

Yi Miao: "..."

Cheng Yi, Cheng Yi nodded slightly behind Yi Miao.

The author has something to say: Yi Miao: Fuck it!It's funny!

I haven't reconciled, continue to bury, take a breath first~

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