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"Don't come."

Yi Miao typed three words indifferently, then snorted briefly, and at such a moment, Wei Di called.

Press it!

Then hit!

Press it!

The call came a bit late this time, when Yi Miao thought Wei Di had given up, he sent a message with a gloomy look.

"Mimi, does Cheng Yi know that you are a demon?"

Yi Miao: ...

Damn cubs!

Yi Miao said angrily, "What are you doing here?"

Haven't seen enough today?

Wei Di on the other end spoke unhurriedly, listening to the soothing background music playing behind him, it was very warm just listening to it, Wei Di didn't speak immediately, and fell into a tactical silence for a moment, quite lonely and injured shouting He said: "Yi Miao..."

Someone who was still furious at first was stunned, what are you doing... why?

"Don't talk like that, it's like I'm bullying you. It's obvious that you've been threatening me, beat me up!"

Wei Di sighed quietly, "What happened today is my fault, I apologize to you." He switched the background music, and the relief just now was a little more miserable, and Wei Di slowly said in this music, " You have also heard of my reputation, and there are many people around me who please and perfunctory me, and I don’t have any close friends, let alone be friends with demons.”

When the other party showed weakness, Yi Miao lost his opinion, clasped his hands, and said in a tone that was not as angry as before, but a little more helpless, "You make friends like this, don't you deserve to have no friends?"

"Didn't I just look at you twice at the beginning, and then you chased me and beat me, didn't you fight back?" Wei Di sighed again, and I could hear it pitifully, "And I can see that you don't like I, if I don't make this move, can you give me WeChat and call me?"

No no no.

That man in a suit and leather shoes, who looks a bit sluggish to everyone...is he so sensitive, weak and helpless in private?Can't make friends?

Making friends until they are threatened with endorsement, threatened with identity...

But he really didn't fight back.

Alas, the family is unlucky!

If it is very common, usually with the rendering of background music, it can always cast a layer of tragic atmosphere that seems to be absent. Yi Miao's attitude has gradually softened from the tough at the beginning, and he has helped Wei Di complete his mental journey with all his brains. Was brought in by Wei Di.

"Then you... say it well, won't it be enough?"

"Then can I come to you tomorrow?"

"I'm going with Cheng Yi tomorrow..."

"If you say it well, you will be rejected, alas."

"..." Yi Miao choked up, "Then you come." But he couldn't see people being wronged in front of him.

"Okay." Wei Di said again, "Then I'll tell you something again, don't be angry."

"Huh?" Yi Miao lay down, ready to continue listening to the story.

"The words just now were all teasing you."

The phone was hung up in an instant, Yi Miao looked at the white screen in surprise in the dark, and Wei Di then sent a lot of photos of himself hanging shoulder to shoulder with people at various parties. Not too heavy.

Yi Miao: "..."

Wei Di: "The call just now was recorded. You promised to let me come. See you tomorrow!"

"..." Yi Miao replied with a blank face, "You carry the coffin, and I will perform black coffin carrying for you."

Yi Miao lay down full of resentment, tossed and turned for half an hour, rehearsed the scene of hanging Wei Di up and beating him a hundred and eighty times in his mind, and finally fell asleep.

Before going to bed, I was still asking myself, this person must have something wrong!

As a result, in the early morning of the next day, the doorbell rang non-stop, mixed with the ringtone of the mobile phone. Yi Miao answered the phone while half asleep, and a vigorous voice came from the other end: "Good morning, Mimi."

Yi Miao woke up from the fright, and saw that it was only eight o'clock!

In the early morning, he couldn't help swearing at the air, kicked the quilt away irritably, Yi Miao angrily went down to open the door, and when the door was opened, he slapped his head and face.

"Are you fucking crazy! Are you rushing to reincarnate so early?"

As if he couldn't hear Yi Miao scolding him, Wei Di changed his shoes and entered the door leisurely. He grabbed Yi Miao's big tail by the way, and squeezed it twice. He commented like an old hooligan: "The tail feels good." He carried it from the door A plastic bag, showing a smirk, hypocritical and ironic said: "KFC's luxurious breakfast, I believe that with your sleep quality, you can't eat breakfast."

Yi Miao hugged his breakfast sleepily, his whole face was still wrinkled angrily, an inattentive person had already entered the room and sat on the sofa, Wei Di pointed to his ears and tail, and then pointed to the tightness of the surrounding area. the curtains, and asked again: "It's not easy for a monster to reveal its body, but you... are you just showing it like this?"

"You can see it even if I put it away. Why are you pretending to be serious now?" Yi Miao replied angrily. The breakfast was delicious, but it relieved him a lot of getting up. Wei Di was right, he When I woke up, I really couldn't eat KFC's breakfast, "I still know how to bring something to eat...Can you take your hands off my tail, don't you have one yourself?"

Wei Di paused, and his exaggerated smile froze visible to the naked eye, and returned to its original state almost in the blink of an eye. He let go of his hand and raised his eyebrows and said, "Of course I have, it's much bigger than yours. ,Want to see it?"

"..." is just a tail, how do you mean sex/love here?

"I don't want to watch it." Yi Miao refused.

"Okay, let me show you."

Wei Di turned a deaf ear and nodded.

Unlike Yi Miao, who can change form quickly and freely, Wei Di seems to have a bit of difficulty in transforming into form. There is a faint red light all over him, and a small flame ignited between his brows. Wei Di closed his eyes tightly, and frowned tightly. The corners of his lips are flattened, and when he closes his eyes, his facial features will appear sharp, his aggression has increased a lot, and he is very evil.

"brush"

A pair of big ears and a fluffy fox tail popped out, bigger than Yi Miao's. What's even more amazing is that his hair has grown longer, as white and flawless as the tail.

With the protruding tail, Wei Di's pupils turned even greener when he opened his eyes, like two emeralds inlaid with gold edging, so emerald, the flames just now became imprints engraved on Wei Di's eyebrows.

It's really... a peerless fox demon.

Yi Miao swallowed, and murmured, "Why are you so flashy?"

It still looks a bit annoying!Can't beat it!

"Because these are not mine." Wei Di stroked his tail cherishingly, "It took a lot of effort."

"It's not yours?" Yi Miao was stunned, and all the sleepy bugs disappeared, "Can the tail be attached later?"

"Although it's difficult, it's possible. This tail belongs to my grandmother. She was originally a nine-tailed fox returning to her ancestors and gave me one." Wei Di smiled faintly, and the dark green eyes were covered with indelible tears. Fog, for a moment Yi Miao seemed to see his heart, but he didn’t seem to. Wei Di sat with his head down and said, “I have been different from ordinary people since I was a child. I inherited the demon power from my grandmother. The family accepted it, and finally got the form of a half-demon, but the door of the office is still not open for me."

The office that Wei Di was talking about was the Demon Cultivator Office, responsible for the physical examination and identity registration of the Demon Cultivators. As long as you are a demon, you can pass through the gate of the office. After passing this step, you can only register and be officially recognized by the demon clan after entering.

"What is there to do in the office?" Feeling his loss, Yi Miao walked over and hung his hands in the air for a while before sticking to Wei Di's back hesitantly, "It's full of idiots. , I won’t laugh at people No.1 for other things, I didn’t know how to change form before, and I went to class with them, and I was laughed at all the time! And you still have this hair, these eyes, um... there is an extra flower on your forehead, Much better than them."

Monsters are one of the most conceited races in the world. They protect their weaknesses very much because they are rare and powerful. No matter how incompetent a monster marries a powerful person, it is called a "marriage".

In the eyes of the same race, they may be amiable and approachable, but when they treat other races and mixed races, they are instinctively contemptuous.

If you communicate with them as a human, they still respect them, but if you say you want to communicate with them as a demon, Wei Di has seen too much contempt in your eyes.

But Yi Miao said that he was stronger than a pure-blooded demon.

Even this long hair that my grandmother said was "unfortunately alienated" is also classified as powerful.

Is he really stupid, or has he never seen the world?

Wei Di moved his right hand slowly, pinched Yi Miao's wobbly tail, and smiled lightly. When he raised his head, he looked like a cynical demon king again. At this moment, the form of a half-demon was even more evil. She lowered her head, stared at the person in front of her who had just woken up, half of her face was still covered with pillow lines, and said, "I lied to you."

Yimiao Petrochemical.

Then I heard Wei Di go on to say, "Why do you believe it when you sell it?" He pinched Yi Miao's tail, "My tail, my ears, my eyes, which one is not prettier than yours, huh? My family background is walking sideways in human society. , need to hang out with you monsters? Are you stupid, come to sympathize with me?"

"Wei Di." Yi Miao's face was full of black lines, "Go away, please."

He drew back his tail, and rushed upstairs angrily without even having breakfast!

Second time!

Just got scammed last night, and got scammed again today!

He will never believe Wei Di's nonsense again!

Hey!

Wei Di followed Yi Miao all the way back to the room with a smile, Yi Miao closed the door quickly, Wei Di was faster than him, entered the room like a gust of wind, leaned against the wall and looked at Yi Miao's aggrieved face with a half-smile.

"Mimi, I want to fuck you."

Again!

Just open your mouth to talk nonsense!

A born actor, this is it!

Yi Miao clutched her heart, pointed at the door, and almost squeezed out the words from her throat.

"Wei Di, climb up for me!"

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