After becoming a human, I and the movie king are in HE

On the sixth day of the first lunar month, the new year is over, the people on the street are no longer so crowded, and the already remote small theater is a bit deserted. There are two black patent leather sofas next to the ticket office, and the two girls clasp their hands. Set out to huddle on a couch and chat.

Wang Qing patted her best friend's hand and acted like a baby: "Will you watch the war again after watching this?"

The best friend rolled her eyes: "Sister, today is the sixth day of the lunar new year, you have watched the war five times, may I ask if you are as crazy as your actor?"

Wang Qing is a die-hard fan of the movie king, she has done five wars, and she is addicted to them, because the tone of the later period of the war is sad, and the few teenagers who spent their free time in the early stage are simply too much for her, and she has been tricked into tears every time she has done five movies.

It's a pity that she was happy, but her best friend was not, and said she was crazy... and said that actor Cheng Yi was also crazy...

Cheng Yi's account was hacked, but it was on the hot search.

Although Cheng Yi used to be more infrequent in blogging, the small video of Spring Festival blessings was still very punctual. As a result, there was no small video this year. The sentence "Happy New Year" was posted at 10 am, and a photo of the moon was posted at [-] am .Starting from this, from the first day to the fifth day of the new year, he has posted [-] microblogs, which is close to the number of posts he has posted in the past year, and even randomly replied to one or two comments.

Fans shouted, "Brother, are you okay!"

The idol posted a blog, and Wang Qing was happy. When people said she was crazy, she didn't get angry but laughed, "Hey, maybe it's because I'm a year older in Chinese New Year, and I'm sensible and open for business! Do you think he's in a relationship? There is a sense of showing off in a photo of Qi Qi."

My best friend is not a fan of Cheng Yi, but she is a fan of Yi Miao, and she said bitterly: "You can be content, at least Cheng Yi has gone to the third place where he can really be a bachelor for the rest of his life, but it's a pity that my family Miao Miao is only 24, and I have been a surfer for five days. I haven’t posted on Weibo anymore, except for the New Year’s Weibo that seems to be sent on a regular basis, and it’s gone after that! You know, he’s the one who needs to report his fingerprints to his fans when he goes to the toilet and sees a fingerprint on the mirror!”

The two looked at each other and sighed in unison.

"It would be great if Cheng Yi and Miu Miao were together, I'll fuck Ning Chuan and Lou Ting to death!"

"One doesn't post on Weibo, and the other posts Weibo like crazy, it's really a bit like that!"

Hearing this, the boy sitting on the sofa next to them raised his head and glanced at the man holding popcorn next to him. Half of the boy's face was covered by the mask, leaving only a pair of smart eyes, and the tails of the eyes were extremely proud. It's obvious that standing on a sofa with faded armrests is like sitting in a palace, but his ears are slightly red, and there is a hint of resentment in his brown pupils.

His phone vibrated, and someone sent him a WeChat message.

"It seems that we have a lot of cp fans, we can consider making it public."

Sitting is Yi Miao who was in the topic just now, and standing aside as a bodyguard is his new boyfriend Cheng Yi.

The two of them stayed at home for five days after being together, and finally decided to go out on a date on the sixth day of the lunar new year. They chose a remote small theater, thinking that there would be less people and less worries. They didn't expect to meet fans at the entrance of the station. Two groups of people sat on the sofa The distance is only ten centimeters, the two sisters can be said to be only a little distance away from happiness!However, they chatted so passionately that they didn't give any glances to the two men next to them.

Yi Miao said: I would like to call it a fake fan!

Yi Miao and the others came early, and there was no one around, so he sat on the sofa, and Cheng Yi went to buy popcorn. After the two girls came, Yi Miao wanted to get up to make way for them. His fans waved their hands and refused, and sat on the armrest , with his elbows on his sister's shoulders.

Because of the close distance, Yi Miao could hear their words clearly, and felt a little guilty.

I don't post Weibo because I just picked up the trumpet "user 123245" and started my day-to-day @成翰生活. It was originally a single-arrow daily routine, but I posted a Weibo about "what to eat at noon". Cheng Yi in the living room opened the refrigerator, took a picture of the ribs, and posted: Pan fried.

Only then did Yi Miao discover... Gan, Lao Tzu's trumpet was discovered? !

He really didn't show Cheng Yi the account on purpose at that time, even if Cheng Yi saw him, he felt that he would not pay attention to him at that time, my sister thought...

Yi Miao spent half a day frantically deleting the previous Weibo, trying to destroy the history of his former idiot.

Sure enough, Comrade Cheng Yi has drifted a lot after becoming a regular. Now he is no longer satisfied with the position of "boyfriend", and wants to become an "open boyfriend".

Yi Miao bent his elbow and punched Cheng Yi's waist, how could he be so anxious about this matter, Cheng Yi was just teasing him, and the fans sitting next to him were so nervous that they were suffocating, that one still had the time to tease himself!

Seeing his nervous and shy appearance, Cheng Yi felt pitiful and aggrieved, smiled lightly, twirled a piece of popcorn, raised Yi Miao's mask with his little finger, and quickly stuffed the caramel-covered popcorn into Yi Miao's mouth. The pad of his thumb brushed against Yi Miao's lips, and the smile in his eyes deepened, his face was full of satisfaction, as if his mouth was full of sweetness.

As expected of an old rascal!

Yi Miao was shocked!Just carry the mask!In front of fans!Ah ah ah ah ah!

Now he is not afraid of being recognized by others, and he has become himself with scruples.

Wang Qing glanced at the wall clock on the wall, and pushed her best friend away: "It's time, let's go to the ticket gate."

The girlfriends got up, and there were two men next to them. He didn't notice it before, but now he was standing next to him and he realized... Hey, it's so tall, it's over 185, and it can be seen even if it's tightly wrapped This figure must be a clothes hanger!

Why does it look so familiar?

Is it...

Could it be!It was love at first sight!

Her footsteps were slightly sluggish, and the pink bubbles slowly rose on her head. Just as she was about to turn back while flicking the broken hair on her sideburns, her best friend slapped her head back with a ruthless big hand.

"What are you doing, handsome boy!"

"I don't even recognize my mother. He's tall and thin, so he's a handsome guy? Besides, he looks like a couple! Come with us, what movie are we watching? Romantic comedy! What kind of sweet brotherhood?"

One conversation with a best friend wins ten conversations!

Wang Qing shrugged her head, and suddenly became wilted. She walked slowly into the hall. It was so dark that she couldn't tell if there was a person or a ghost around her, and her hearing was particularly keen.

A steady voice said, "Look at the steps."

"Hey, hey, hold on!" The other voice was more lively, always speaking with a smile.

Words are not the point...

"Why do I feel like I heard the voices of Cheng Yi and Yi Miao?"

"Where is it? I've been a fan of Miu Miao for ten years. I can hear his voice when he spanks, but I didn't hear it!"

"Hmm...Maybe I heard wrong?"

Wang Qing looked up, the advertisement for Yi Miao Chocolate was on the screen, maybe he confused the voice?Alas, chasing stars and chasing fools!

Seeing that the two girls in front didn't look back, Yi Miao breathed a sigh of relief. He grabbed Cheng Yi's clothes and sneakily found a corner seat in the last row. There were only the two of them in line, or about ten people bought tickets for the whole movie.

In the darkness, he sighed deeply, and said vicissitudes of life: "That is my ten-year-old fan."

Cheng Yi laughed irresponsibly.

When the movie started, the two took off their disguise and ate popcorn and drank Coke together.

"Fox Talks Overbearing" is a romantic comedy about a series of unexpected accidents after the fell in love between a ladyboy and a monster. It takes love as the theme, but it also builds a simple demon world, in which the male protagonist enters the demon clan On the first day, he was overwhelmed by the patriarch's thick stack of rules, and was forced to stab an invisible rune between his eyebrows with a needle.

"I'm with you, are there any rules in Yaozu?" Cheng Yi approached Yi Miao and asked softly, "Carve flowers between eyebrows like him?"

With such a reminder, Yi Miao came back to his senses!

It's already the sixth day, and I haven't mentioned to You Qiao about being with Cheng Yi yet!

Cheng Yi's breath was close to his ears, and his soul trembled with every breath, and the incomparably clear breath pulled him into some winding memories, his face was flushed, and he actually crushed a popcorn.

He swallowed embarrassingly, his Adam's apple rolled, and deliberately threatened Cheng Yi viciously: "It's a trivial matter to take off a layer of your skin, but his tattoo scares you? If I take you back, you can do it." Can not be done?"

"Why not?" Cheng Yi stared at him in the dark with bright eyes, "I don't care who it is for."

"..." These words sounded comfortable.

Yi Miao "comfortably" recalled that You Qiao always added a sentence of staying away from Cheng Yi at the end of the New Year's greetings, then Cheng Yi might have been torn apart by You Qiao before being picked up by the Yaozu!

Yi Miao was flustered, feeling ashamed of You Qiao and feeling sorry for Cheng Yi. Just now, he was very arrogant and smeared and grabbed Cheng Yi's hand. In the public, he could only quickly pull it to his lips and kiss him.

Cheng Yi was flattered, "With this benefit, I will laugh even if I lose my skin."

The movie lasted for an hour and a half, and the jokes ran through it. Cheng Yi kneaded Yi Miao's fingers tenderly and affectionately for a long time with a wooden face.

"It's still the film king." Yi Miao laughed at him.

The two of them didn't stay long, they left together hand in hand, just went out for a stroll, bought some snacks after watching the movie, Cheng Yi drove Yi Miao back, the car was warm, Yi Miao was lying in the back row wearing only a thin shirt, the car As soon as he started, he received a call from Wei Di.

He also sent Wei Di his New Year's greetings, but that person is an old astronaut, and he can only respond to messages by orbiting Mars once, and he has to call back.

"Happy New Year."

"It's already the sixth day of the lunar new year, are you saying Happy New Year to me now?"

Wei Di explained that he had been merging dragon scales during that time, not to mention that he didn't reply to the message, and he didn't go back for a reunion in [-].

Wei Di: "I went to the office in the morning to apply for a demon certificate."

"Congratulations." Yi Miao replied simply but sincerely, Cheng Yi stopped at the traffic light and looked back at him, and he turned on the speakerphone.

"I used to think that the office was very mysterious, but when I went in, I found that it was no different from a police station, and there was no difference between a demon and a human."

Wei Di was a little perplexed. He worked so hard for the 10 minutes in the office. Entering the Demon Cultivation Office was equivalent to gaining the approval of the demon. He was trapped outside the door for many years and regarded it as a sacred palace. Just like that, a small broken chair, a small broken table, a computer and a monster.

"But your voice sounds quite happy." Yi Miao asked Cheng Yi for confirmation, and Cheng Yi nodded.

"A big stone has landed in my heart." Wei Di was silent for a while, then suddenly said, "Are you with Cheng Yi?"

"You, you, how do you know?" Yi Miao was shocked, "Aren't you in retreat?"

"I lied to you." Wei Di said slyly, "After all, you were always on my mind when I was in retreat, and the first thing I do now is to look for you when I am free, but unfortunately it is still late."

Cheng Yi, who was driving, coughed loudly, making a cuckold in front of him, as expected of Wei Di!

"Hey, how about letting the family listen to it?" Wei Di said with a smile, "Then let me talk about something serious."

"Well, it's time to say it." Yi Miao dismissed it.

"Didn't the war apply for the Fanhua Award, but the news from me is that this movie can win a lot of awards, but your best supporting actor is a little bit underwhelming. There is an old-timer at the same time, who will accompany you for three years with high quality, let alone the latest His movie is also brilliant, and I will give it to him based on emotion and reason.” Wei Di owed Yi Miao a favor, so he wanted to give Yi Miao a trophy, “Then I asked people to search for a lot of scripts, and I have a movie in hand. One is tailor-made just for you, if the subject matter of the book is good, you must win the award, and you will definitely win the award, if you can’t get the best supporting actor, let’s just go for the Best Actor.”

Exiting is extremely arrogant. The last time he made his debut, he directly took the title of actor as a god and sat in front of him. As his driver, could it be possible that he also had to go the way of the actor and overtake?

Wei Di's meaning is too obvious, he wants to tailor a good movie for himself, and pave the way for him, without even asking Yi Miao if he wants to join, the meaning in his tone is that Yi Miao will agree, can give him this This kind of confidence must be a good script and a good production team. If Wei Di wants to praise Yi Miao, he has enough money and power to serve Yi Miao comfortably.

Yi Miao has always been self-confident, and he was so excited by Wei Di that his face flushed with anger, and he agreed immediately, and only recovered after he agreed, "But the script has to be checked by Yan Jin, and it doesn't count if I agree. Ten will give you an answer." Yan Jin said the ninth chapter.

Wei Di: "I'll send you the script in two days. Our movie is set with two male protagonists. Originally, I wanted to act with you, but you have your own name. Ask your gardener if you can act. In the end The configuration will definitely not let him down."

This matter needs to be discussed with Yan Jin. Although Cheng Yi wants to act with Yi Miao and doesn't mind supporting Yi Miao, he still needs to read the script first. Don't say that if you don't act, you might not agree to Yi Miao's acting.

Staying at home for another two days, living a shameless life, Cheng Yi's hands are like hair restorer, he often rubs the tip of Yi Miao's tail, the hair that didn't grow quickly after applying the medicine before is now messy like weeds.

On the evening of the eighth day of the eighth day, Yi Miao took out the garbage in shift today, picked up the plastic bag and pushed open the door, turned his head and followed Yan Jin and You Qiao who happened to come home early and didn't tell Yi Miao that they were going to surprise him.

"pat"

The door next door was opened, but no one moved.

You Qiao stared blankly at Yi Miao who was in the yard next door and the garbage bag in his hand, and then turned his shy head to glance at the empty house that obviously hadn't been lived in for a long time, only to feel that his brain froze for a moment.

He waved to the "new neighbor" with a half-smile, "Hay!"

Yi Miao was also stunned, he never thought that he would be able to get into the current situation by hiding it like this!

Too fucked up!

Hay, what, this can't be a death curse, can it!