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After the eggs were processed, Lin Tang looked at the pile of ingredients and didn't know what to do.

"How about some coke chicken wings?"

"Forget it! It sounds complicated. The chicken wings are still on the chicken, and a knife needs to be used."

"How about some braised pork?"

"Forget it! The meat hasn't been cut, it's greasy, I don't want to do it."

"How about getting a live fish?"

"That's right! The restaurant eats the whole thing. I don't need to deal with this, just do it!"

Lin Tang was eager to try it, and immediately poured half a pot of oil into the pot.

It took another effort for the boss to pick up the big carp swimming in the water basin.

Throw it straight into the frying pan.

Unexpectedly, the accident came too fast.

The carp, choked by the warm oil, jumped out with a flick of its tail.

With a pot full of oil, all of it was dumped on Lin Tang's body.

Lin Tang stretched out his hands to cover his face reflexively, but unexpectedly, he just exposed his fingers.

The big carp jumped over and just bit Lin Tang's finger.

"Ahhh~~"

Lin Tang shook his fingers several times in pain, but he couldn't get rid of the carp.

When Chen Mo returned home from work, he saw such a scene.

The woolen sweater Lin Tang was wearing was covered with yellow oil, and a large carp weighing almost two catties was hanging from his finger.

At this time, he was standing in the kitchen covered with vegetable oil, jumping his feet.

result.

"Bang~"

Unfortunately, this time even the face is covered with oil.

Fortunately, the fish was relieved by such a fall.

"...What are you doing?" Chen Mo's face turned blue, and he hurried forward to help Lin Tang up.

then.

"Bang~"

Lin Tang, who had oiled his feet, fell again.

Chen Mo let go of his hand silently. Lin Tang was all oily now, and he was afraid of being implicated.

Lin Tang: "Brother! I was bitten by a fish!"

Two drops of cat urine flowed from the corners of Lin Tang's eyes, and he approached Chen Mo pitifully with his fingers raised.

His poor hand~ The bandage is stuck on the palm, and the finger is bleeding again after being bitten. This is a secondary injury.

Chen Mo: "...Get up first, your appearance is not suitable for pretending to be pitiful."

Lin Tang: "Brother! You dislike me~"

Chen Mo: "..." Yes, you are right.

But at this moment, Chen Mo still grabbed the back of Lin Tang's only clean neck with great loyalty.

He lifted the person up directly.

Lin Tang was about to struggle, "Brother! What are you doing?"

Chen Mo: "If you dare to move, I dare to let go! Even the soles of your feet are oily, I believe you if you can walk out."

Just as Chen Mo was carrying Lin Tang out of the kitchen, a loud explosion sounded behind the two of them.

Chen Mo let go, and Lin Tang fell onto the wool carpet with a thud.

Then, there were several explosions in succession.

Lin Tang: "Brother, you agreed that I won't throw it away if it doesn't move."

Chen Mo walked back quickly, and saw that the microwave oven exploded, and now the kitchen is full of light yellow liquid.

Chen Mo: "What did you do in the kitchen?"

Lin Tang: "I cook, bro~"

Lin Tang was pitiful, and he didn't get up, just crawled and crawled on the wool floor, towards Chen Mo who was standing by the kitchen door.

Chen Mo: "Don't come here, I don't know if it will continue to explode inside."

After saying this, there was another explosion, and an eggshell flew directly in the direction of Chen Mo.

Chen Mo turned sideways flexibly, and the eggshell flew into the living room.

Lin Tang: "This? Brother! I didn't mean it, I really didn't mean it, I just fried a few poached eggs, my Phuket Island microwave oven will explode~ brother~"

Lin Tang probed and saw egg liquid everywhere on the kitchen floor, walls, stove, and cabinets, with a horrified expression on his face.

Looking at Chen Mo in silence, Lin Tang cried with cat urine hanging from the corner of his eyes, "Brother! You won't drive me away! I really didn't mean it. It was an accident. I just want to help you!"

"Heh~" Chen Mo suppressed his anger, took a few deep breaths, and said to Lin Tang expressionlessly, "Did you forget that you are covered in oil, please turn around and look at the wool carpet that you have ruined, How the hell are you better at demolishing the house than Xiaoha raised by Qiao Mai's family? Why don't you get up and go back to the room to tidy up, you..."

Chen Mo, who was teaching others, bowed his head and saw that Lin Tang had tears in his eyes, and immediately stopped talking.

Chen Mo: "Let's go~~"

When Lin Tang heard this, he thought that Chen Mo was going to drive him away, so he told him to go back to his room to pack his things. Two lasagna noodles were hanging on his face, and he couldn't stop at all.

He quickly got up from the carpet, crying barefoot, and ran towards Silence.

As a result, halfway through the run, his foot slipped and he fell right at Chen Mo.

Coincidentally, he grabbed Chen Mo's pants and pulled them off.

Looking at the two big white legs in front of him, Lin Tang was taken aback, feeling as if he had gotten into trouble again.

Lin Tang quickly let go of his oily claws, hugged Chen Mo's calf without hesitation and howled dryly, "Brother, I won't leave if I don't! I'm already homeless, so I won't leave!"

Chen Mo: "Lin Tang!"

Lin Tang: "Brother! You are my own brother! The one who agreed to take care of me, the one who agreed to take care of me, can't give up halfway! Brother~~"

Chen Mo: "Let go?"

Lin Tang: "No! I won't let go even if I die!"

Chen Mo: "Let go and let me put on my pants, understand?"

Lin Tang: "...Okay, now..."

Lin Tang quickly let go of his claws and got up from the ground, eager to help put it on.

Chen Mo: "Please stay away from me...the oil is on me..."

Chen Mo was completely speechless to Lin Tang, the troublemaker, and let out a long breath, "Go back to your room to change your clothes and take a shower, and I'll clean up here."

Lin Tang: "I'm sorry! Brother~ I was wrong, don't be angry."

Chen Mo: "I'm not angry (no wonder)! I don't want to be angry with Gouzi! After all, reproductive isolation, he can't understand what I say."

Lin Tang: "Brother, are you really angry?"

Chen Mo: "I'm not angry after talking about it."

Lin Tang: "Then you call me a dog?"

Chen Mo: "I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about myself, right?"

Lin Tang: "Goofy! Teddy~", and ran away after speaking.

Chen Mo: "Lin Tang!"

However, Lin Tang didn't accept Chen Mo's roar. This time, he quickly went up to the second floor and went into the room to take a shower.

Chen Mo sighed and began to look for mop and degreaser, etc., and began to appoint cleaning.

Finally cleaned up the egg yolk stains on the kitchen floor, and there were still a lot of them waiting for him on the stove and walls.

Waiting for Chen Mo to deal with more than half of the places he could reach, Lin Tang had already packed up and slipped out of the room.

At this time, he was standing outside the kitchen, looking inside.

Chen Mo: "What are you looking at? You cleaned up the oil on the carpet."

Taking advantage of the calm during the cleaning period, Chen Mo was no longer angry.

He didn't blame Lin Tang for being so stupid and making a mess of everything.

After all, he was even more angry that Lin Tang was almost injured because of it.

He thought that if the carp didn't jump out of the oil and didn't bite Lin Tang, he just didn't drive it out.

The microwave oven exploded, and Lin Tang would definitely be injured, and it was a very serious burn.

Sigh~ It's all his fault that he softened his heart too quickly and was tempted too quickly, mistaking Erha for a golden retriever.

I want to raise a loyal dog that is obedient and cute, and I pick him up from the side of the road, but unexpectedly, it turns out to be a stupid dog that knows nothing but tearing down houses.

The silly dog ​​Lin Tang nodded obediently, and turned to look at the carpet.

"How to deal with this thing?" Lin Tang scratched his head.

"It should be put away first and sent to the store to help wash." Lin Tang nodded and began to tear down the carpet.

Not long after, from the kitchen to the stairs, there are corners missing in the east and a piece in the west.

In short, the ground was left missing arms and legs, as if it had been bitten by a dog.

When Chen Mo finally cleaned up the kitchen, he came out to take a look, and was immediately shocked by this scene.

Chen Mo: "...Sure enough, you should lie down and rest."

Lin Tang pointed to the pile in the corner with a proud face, "Brother! I put all the dirty carpets on the side."

Chen Mo: "Forget it! That's it! Go back to the sofa and play with your fingers, I'm going to cook."

After Chen Mo left, Lin Tang checked his fingers, and after a while, he realized that he was rejected again.

Aren't fingers only played by children who can't speak?

Lin Tang: "Brother, I'll help you, I can wash vegetables!"

After finishing speaking, Lin Tang grabbed a handful of small green vegetables, roughly tore them in half, and threw them into the weather-beaten big carp's basin.

Chen Mo: "..."

"Please... please let that poor little carp go, okay?" Fearing that Lin Tang wouldn't understand what he meant, Chen Mo simply said, "It's really boring, just move a small bench and sit at the door of the kitchen and watch , while playing with the phone."

Lin Tang heard that Chen Mo's tone was no longer angry, and knew that he would not drive him away.

He quickly stepped forward and hugged Chen Mo's waist from behind, then leaned his small face on his shoulder and said, "Brother, you are so kind!"

Chen Mo put down the knife in his hand, can he say that he was so frightened by this silly boy that he almost cut his finger?

Just when Chen Mo was about to shake this cute little hand.

Lin Tang withdrew quickly, stepped on his slippers and walked out of the kitchen.

Soon, Guozhen was sitting at the door of the kitchen with a small bench and a mobile phone.

"Fighting the Landlord~"

"Grab the landlord!"

"I grab~"

"..."

Chen Mo silently raised the knife, and chopped off the pretty chicken butt on the chopping board.

Lin Tang was completely unmoved, immersed in the clearer and better picture of the new mobile phone, unable to extricate himself.

Just like that, Chen Yingdi was sulking while cooking with his back bleak.

Lin Gouzi sat at the door of the kitchen, deeply involved in the fight against the landlord, sometimes excited to win Happy Beans, and sometimes lamenting this mistake.

The New Year's Eve dinner was finished in a strange atmosphere between the two after such a muddle-headed farce.

Chen Mo: "Silly dog, come and serve the food!"

Lin Tang: "Immediately! This wave will be over soon!"

In the end, when Chen Mo brought all the food to the table, Lin Tang regretfully finished the Happy Beans and got up embarrassingly.

"Brother? What about the dishes? Didn't you ask me to serve them?" Lin Tang stood in front of the clean stove in a daze.

Chen Mo came over and gave Lin Tang a shudder, "You're so capable, you'd better sit and wait for the food! I'll put them all on the table, silly dog."

Lin Tang touched the back of his head in embarrassment, walking up to the dinner table in embarrassment.

I wanted to help serve a bowl of rice.

It's a pity that the rice has already been served by Chen Mo.

Lin Tang looked at a large table of dishes, and rubbed his hands eager to try, "It looks very rich and delicious~ It's more fragrant than the restaurants outside. Brother, your cooking skills are amazing!"

Chen Mo handed his mobile phone to Lin Tang, "Don't rush to eat, take a video for me, and post on Weibo later to wish the New Year."

Lin Tang quickly took the phone, and after wrecking it for a long time, Lin Tang, who finally had something to do, suddenly felt that he was useful.

He must perform well this time, and take a good video of Chen Mo. It is best to choose a few more angles, and he must capture Chen Mo's 360-degree beauty of the prosperous age without dead ends.