The money owner is probably sick

Recently, Tianya has a very hot news post, and the title is very eye-catching: [No, no, I am completely obsessed with my big boss and his captive groundhog! 】

Original content:

"Big boss, let's call him Iron Rooster, because this person is really weird in the industry. He is very proud of himself and extremely stingy with his subordinates. I really don't mean it. It is the ultimate product of "Thinking about luxury", and it also loves to show off, but if you wear a little bit of luxury, you must show it, you must show it, you must show that I am rich and I am very rich, so that everyone will bow down to him Under the shining titanium alloy body! It’s really low, but that’s not the point. The point is that he lives in the best house, drives the coolest car, wears the most expensive clothes, and walks on the most shiny shoes , Of course! And! Egg! It’s a stingy stingy B! The cost of 4 cents for the bottle cap will also be saved. Do you believe it? 7 cents! It’s just a sailor! He only saved [-] cents and was deducted hundreds of thousands of bonuses! Hundreds of thousands of bonuses! But the little money he saved was just a watch on his wrist, but he wanted to embarrass his subordinates, you said he Is it a person, is it a person?"

"I know you all think he's probably a freak as much as I do, and I thought so at first too, why? Because I know his assistant.

The tragic experience of his assistant can almost write a Chinese version of Les Miserables, how can it be so ruined, it is simply inhumane!Let's just say that he wants to live in a top hotel in the country, the assistant didn't book him the most 'expensive' presidential suite (yes, that's right, he buys the most expensive everything, it's just that vulgar!), and then he Just force the assistant to invite out a guest who has reserved a room! Excuse me?They actually drove people out like this!If you didn't get hacked to death, it counts as your good deeds! "

"Offending people? You're right! He's been offending people since he started his business. It's only because of his cool, domineering temper that takes himself seriously! But there's one thing I really admire He, that is shameless, yes, not thick-skinned, he doesn't care about face at all, reputation? What is that? "Fame is more important than money?" These are his original words, "Any behavior that is difficult to get along with money is stupid Fork', these are his exact words. Do you know what his company motto is?——'Money, is the light that illuminates our progress!' Yes, it is money, this is a moment ready to humiliate you with money, And a shameless blood-sucking capitalist who can smash you to death with money!"

"However, I still have to say that my boss still has advantages. First of all, he is very rich. This is really nothing to say. I can count his assets by a hundred every second in my next life, and the boss is really handsome. , I really have to admit that, I always thought that if he went bankrupt one day, he could make a debut as a vase or something, without any acting skills, and someone would definitely buy it if he stood there with a pure background board.

It stands to reason that being rich and handsome should be liked by many people, right?No, because this person really attacked any flowers and trees around him indiscriminately!His mouth is extremely poisonous, and he is very secondary. He claims to be the god of the new world. All of you here are stupid hot chickens. Really, you just say a few words to him, and all the things established by his pockets and appearance A good impression will be wiped out in an instant, and there will be no residue left! "

"So I think this person is likely to be born alone. He will either hold a doll or hold a mirror in his life. However, at this time, the groundhog appeared! Finally we talked about the groundhog! Let I'll drink some water and calm down."

"I heard that Groundhog and he were childhood sweethearts. They separated for ten years because of some things. Last year, they finally reunited because of a very coincidental reason. Then the boss suddenly went down!"

"It's really down to earth, I've never seen such a down-to-earth boss! He never ate 'junk food' from a five-star restaurant before, but one day I actually saw him eating with groundhogs The food stall on the street! The two of them ate with gusto. The groundhog peeled the small hemp shells for the boss. People can't stand it anymore!

And since meeting the groundhog, the boss has never lost his temper again. This is really a touching thing, do you know?Because our boss is a very sullen person, he never yells when he loses his temper, he just tortures you endlessly!

For example, he will randomly search out the top 10 classic suit styles, and then ask you to research the stories behind the materials and fabric manufacturers of these ten suits and even the needlework trends to give him a report within one day!within a day!The number of words should not be less than 20!But this is all trivial. I heard that there was a girl in the planning department complaining that the clothes of the groundhog were too dirty. The boss did not fire her, but set up a special project team for her. Investigating the development prospects of the blind date market is to gain a deeper understanding of consumer groups. The boss gave the girl a task, asking her to date 5 men every day, and write a report for each of them. The salary was increased by [-] times. The girl succumbed to the rule of capital, but now it is said that she has physically turned sick to men, and I don’t know what kind of mental stimulation she has experienced in the past few months..."

"But the boss is really kind to the groundhog, so good that there is no limit. He gives resources and spends a lot of money, but this is nothing. The boss is actually very busy, but whenever he has time, he will visit the class. , serving him from front to back, helping him with clothes, delivering delicious food and drinks, and spending time with the groundhog in the sun on a hot day...

The groundhog is also very kind to the boss, but I always feel that the way they get along is quite strange, there is a feeling of... a father's love like a mountain?The groundhog is obviously a victim, but it has always been very fond of the boss. I saw him hugging the boss in the airport and circling around. He sits firmly and takes him to fly!Really doting! "

"But to be honest, the groundhog's acting skills are really bad, and his looks are average. No matter how much the boss praises him, he can't be popular, and he is always blackmailed. To be honest, I don't think he should be in this circle. I am happy, although I have worked really hard, and I have not missed a single thing I should learn and ask for advice, but I have no talent... Maybe he has finally seen it recently. A few days ago, I got a message saying that it was him Now that this show is over, I'm going to quit the showbiz. I don't know what I'll do in the future, but it doesn't matter what I do, right?

Oh, by the way, the boss calls the groundhog brother, they are young, the groundhog really loves the boss, the boss is such a domineering person, he immediately becomes limp to the groundhog, and calls him brother It was very soft and cute when I was young, and my heart felt numb when I heard it, I really wanted to go up and pinch it!

There are also some small things, they are the usual small interactions between the two of them, cute and dog-abusing, I really don't see it..."

This post is very long, and from now on it will be full of sweet daily things. The post became popular in Tianya within less than a week, and was reposted to Douban and Zhihu, and finally became popular on Weibo.

People all over the country were guessing who the big boss and groundhog were referring to, until Rui'an Film and Television announced to the public that "Iron Sea" starring Tan Xiao was officially completed, and Tan Xiao himself announced that he would quit the showbiz. Immediately, they got in touch with the content of the post, and matched the clues one by one, and immediately found out that the two people were Du Ningxiu and Tan Xiao.Even the cross-dressing man who had caused a commotion at T3 before flying towards Du Ningxiu and hugging Du Ningxiu for a walk was also dug out. It's still Tan Xiao.Therefore, on the night when Tan Xiao announced his retirement from the entertainment industry, he suddenly and inexplicably... exploded.

Tan Xiao's Weibo skyrocketed to millions of fans within a day, especially after the crew of "Iron Sea" released a few hard photos, many people were impressed by Tan Xiao's handsome appearance of special forces, and even started to have a lot of color Fan, Tan Xiao is very angular, his facial features are not very delicate, but he is very masculine. Playing a soldier looks very temperamental, heroic, and really cool.

Gradually, people started clamoring for Tan Xiao to come back, but the fans didn't wait for the news of his comeback, but waited for another explosive news: Ou Run suddenly declared bankruptcy, and Ning Xiao became the leader in the industry again.

But this time it's a little bit mysterious, no one is slandering Du Ningxiu anymore, instead there is a uniform voice of praise, and those accounts that praise him are actually the same group of people who scolded him in the past. Helped him win a lot of popularity, so they all followed the trend and praised Du Ning. Overnight, a hypocrite who "has to pay attention to every detail" turned into a real man who is "a model of inspirational genius".Even the CP "Ning Xiao" was born, and everyone discovered that Du Ningxiu's company is actually a homonym of their names, so the general public was once again moved by their true feelings of "separated for many years but each obsessed with each other", There are more and more CP fans, and there is a faint tendency to surpass the national CP of "Duan Ling Suzhou".

In short, the Internet is full of excitement, but the person involved is very calm. It is not accurate to say that it is calm, mainly because someone has been too busy recently, and he has no time to watch the excitement on the Internet.

"Do you want to install two sandbags? It feels a bit empty here."

"Whatever you want, as long as you have twenty."

Du Ningxiu took Tan Xiao's hand and wandered around the newly built "Ning Xiao Martial Arts Hall". Tan Xiao was very happy all day. The martial arts hall has just been renovated today, and the two of them came to inspect and accept it.

"You can put another big mirror here, and the space will look bigger." Tan Xiao pulled Du Ningxiu forward a few steps, and said, "The quality of this soft rubber pad is very good, Ning Xiu, you dance Feel it, it's very comfortable!"

Du Ningxiu saw the smile on his face, stepped forward suddenly, and hugged the man who was jumping around.Tan Xiao was taken aback, blinked his eyes twice, Du Ningxiu lowered his head and kissed his soft lips, and said softly, "Brother Xiao, you look so pretty when you smile."

Tan Xiao narrowed his eyes, and smiled helplessly, "It's just that you think I'm good-looking and praise me every day."

Du Ningxiu shook his head, and hugged him tightly again, "You are the prettiest in my heart, as long as you can smile so happily every day, I will do whatever you want me to do."

Tan Xiao slowly suppressed his smile, and said after a while, "Actually... you have already seen it, right? You can see that I don't like acting at all, I just want to be qualified to accompany you."

Du Ningxiu lowered his eyes and said nothing, Tan Xiao sighed, stretched out his hand and rubbed Du Ningxiu's hair, "Since you can see it all, why are you still letting me go?"

Du Ningxiu was silent for a while, then buried his head on his shoulder and said, "You can do whatever you want, as long as it is something you decide, I will not interfere."

"..." Tan Xiao's heart was complicated for a moment, and he smiled wryly for a long time before tilting his head and kissing his face, "You... hey, little fool."

Du Ningxiu felt a little happy when he heard the petting in his voice, he pursed his lips and rubbed against Tan Xiao's neck, and whispered, "Brother."

Tan Xiao was so heartbroken by his call, he also opened his arms to wrap him in his arms, and whispered in his ear, "Well, brother is here."

Du Ningxiu's embrace became tighter and tighter, his nose stuck to his neck, and he slowly breathed in the light smell that only belonged to Tan Xiao, "Could you hold me tighter?"

Tan Xiao smiled, and slid his arms down to his waist as he said, wrapping the man tightly in his arms.

Du Ningxiu felt very satisfied, nestled in his firm and warm arms and said, "I just like you hugging me like this. When you were young, every time you hugged me tightly, I felt no pain anywhere. It was so warm and I wanted to I've been hugged by you for the rest of my life."

Tan Xiao looked at him quietly, kissed the top of his head, and said in a deep voice, "Then do you know why I always want to hug you?"

Du Ningxiu raised his head and blinked at him.

Tan Xiao lowered his head and bumped his forehead with his forehead, his smile was as gentle as water, "Because you are so good at acting like a baby."

"...I'm not being coquettish."

"You still said no, look at you now?" Tan Xiao leaned closer and kissed his mouth again, and said softly, "You call me brother, come over and hug me, and lie in my arms , and want me to carry you on your back again... You are so coquettish, my whole bone is crisp, how can I refuse you?" Tan Xiao smiled slightly, and hugged him a little bit, the whole hug was a little higher, with the forehead on the top of his head Rubbing against his neck, "It would be nice if you were always small, I could hold you up all the time, let you sit on my arms like before, carry you on my back, hold you, and run around go."

Du Ningxiu narrowed his eyes, stretched out his hand to touch Tan Xiao's face, and said after a long time, "It's enough, you have taken me away for so long, so I should take you away," he lowered his neck, and kissed Tan Xiao's cheek Lips, said with a smile between lips and tongue, "As long as I am tired occasionally, you are willing to hold me and love me, that is enough."

Such gentle words, but inexplicably made me want to cry.

Tan Xiao took a deep breath, held the face that he loved so much, lowered his head, and pressed a warm and lingering kiss, as if pressing on the deep part of the other's equally hot chest.