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Prepare some gifts for your future son-in-law.Dare to snatch his son from him, hehe.Very good, enough courage, enough not to die.

A hero doesn't ask for a way out, a hooligan doesn't look at his age, don't look at Ye's father who is approaching fifty and knows his destiny.Soy sauce in Coke, Oreo with mustard, he has long since stopped playing.According to Ye’s father’s words: “How can a pure and kind person like me do such outrageous things! I always ask others to do it…” (→_→Are you pure? No matter how I look at you It’s cloudy, ah! @#￥%…&cough cough, I was wrong.)

Papa Ye originally thought that before the official meeting, he had to spy on the military situation first.But since yesterday, Duan Xiao hasn't been out of the house.

He specially sent someone to investigate Duan Xiao's information, and he was so angry that his toenails were covered (uh...you accidentally dropped it yourself, right?).At an age, it doesn't matter if she looks average, but her life experience is so miserable!Father Ye guessed that Duan Xiao must have used his son's sympathy to seduce him.This person is not worthy of their Xiaoxiu at all.

It's true that this person is sticking with his son now.Father Ye couldn't find a chance to teach Duan Xiao a lesson behind his back. Apart from staying at home, he would go shopping with Ye Xiaoxiu.Thinking back to the way he saw his precious son carrying a big bag and being dictated by the four-eyed boy, Dad Ye felt his teeth itch with hatred.His family, Xiaoxiu, had never done such rough work before.

But he can't come to Ye's house and smash his house, so he has an excuse to move to Ye's house openly!Therefore, Father Ye decided that they must break up before his son brought the four-eyed vixen to his parents.

"Boss, what's missing from this dress?" Papa Ye asked, pointing to a rather vulgar women's gown.

The owner of the clothing store stuck his head out from the counter and took a look, and said, "58."

So, Dad Ye took a photo with his mobile phone and posted the following status on QQ:

Buying a birthday present for my mother, I ran into unscrupulous merchants, and the clothes were expensive and ugly.woo woo...

Papa Ye felt that it was not enough, so he added another crying emoji.Then leisurely left the women's clothing store.Papa Ye is not at all ashamed to open a 16-year-old female account.Sure enough, not long after the status was sent, Dad Ye was satisfied to see Xiao Zhengtai commenting below: "You are so filial", "You are so sensible at such a young age" and other compliments.

These days, the young masters are too high-ranking, and they are not even afraid of being strange, and the only way to trick them is to pretend to be a loli, alas.Papa Ye returned a shy expression while sighing. ((x___x)... this person is already one meter old)

After that, Father Ye went to the first basement to buy some daily necessities. Under the horrified eyes of the cashier's little sister, he walked out of the supermarket with a lewd smile on his face.

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"Second Uncle, you, why are you here?" Zhou Ziping watched as Papa Ye's calf began to cramp.

To be honest, Zhou Ziping is really justifiable for being so afraid of his second uncle.Back then, he just took Ye Xiaoxiu to the zoo once to eat a cone, but his second uncle exchanged the test papers for the basic test by means of indiscriminate means. Father Zhou was so anxious to find Father Ye to discipline this "no Filial son".

That year, when Zhou Ziping was in his third year of high school, during the month when he was disciplined by his father, he ran around the moat at least ten times, wrote a whole three collections of wrong questions, and copied "I'm so lonely" 800 times a day. .When he was doing his homework, Dad Ye supervised him next to him. In order to improve his study efficiency, he even put some porn movies as background music in a combination of work and rest.In such a comfortable environment, Dad Ye has very strict requirements on Zhou Ziping.Go outside and run [-] meters if you do a wrong question, and copy "I'm so lonely" [-] times if you can't finish the run.

In this way, Zhou Ziping was admitted to a key university with the help of Ye Ershu.Father Zhou is still grateful for Uncle Ye's teaching and encouragement to his son.During the holidays, I always ask Zhou Ziping to send something over...

Second Uncle Ye smiled very gentlemanly: "Xiao Pingzi, I heard that you went to report yesterday?"

Zhou Ziping was not angry at all that his second uncle called him like a little eunuch. On the contrary, Comrade Zhou could consider becoming a eunuch as long as this master would let him go.

He forced a smile on his face, invited Papa Ye, the big Buddha, into the room, and said, "Second Uncle, it's nothing! I can still hold you back, who are you listening to nonsense?"

Father Ye stretched out two fingers and replied, "Two people. One is the ace detective of my detective agency, and the other is that boy Lei Jin."

Zhou Ziping couldn't believe it: "What? Lei Jin?" That thing that eats inside out!

Papa Ye nodded, took a sip of Tieguanyin with pleasure, and said, "That kid can't do it, a few photos of you when you were young won't hold up anymore, you'd better change someone else."

Zhou Ziping gritted his teeth and echoed with a smile: "Second Uncle, you are really perceptive, and I have this plan too..." Si Lei Jin!You fucking wait for me to kneel on the washboard all night!

Papa Ye patted Zhou Ziping in satisfaction, and then said with a frowning face, "It would be great if Xiaoxiu was half as smart as you, alas, that child is too honest, he is stubborn in everything he does, and he doesn't care if he is deceived." Know."

Upon hearing this, Zhou Ziping retorted: "Second Uncle, Duan Xiao is quite a nice person, he is not a liar."

"Huh?" Papa Ye smiled sinisterly, as if "you have the ability to say it again".

Zhou Ziping immediately changed his words: "But he is so wretched that he even snatches children's lollipops to eat." Wiping off the cold sweat on his brow, Zhou Ziping said silently in his heart: Duan Xiao, don't blame me...

"Oh, really?" Papa Ye's smile deepened.

Zhou Ziping was terrified, he didn't say anything wrong, why did the second uncle look even more angry?

"Also, Duan Xiao always opens a female account to cheat equipment when playing games, don't mention how disgusting that pretending to be tender." Zhou Ziping tried his best to make up for Duan Xiao's shortcomings, but it's a pity...

"Well, you think he's so obscene and disgusting?"

Zhou Ziping has already seen the small universe that is about to explode behind Papa Ye.But he still replied recklessly: "Yes."

Papa Ye's small universe exploded.

"Xiao Pingzi, Uncle is doing renovations at home these days, and wants to stay at your house for a few days"

At this time, Lei Jin was about to rush home after finishing his work. He was anxiously thinking about how to go home and explain to his wife that he was tricked by Uncle Ye into leaking.Suddenly, a gust of wind blew behind him.what happened?He was obviously sitting in the car...

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At the same time, Duan Xiao was complaining: "Xiaoxiu, how many times have I told you that this is not the way to wash vegetables, the faucet has to be turned so small, and the leaves have to be broken to rinse..."

Duan Xiao taught Ye Xiaoxiu the twelve ways of washing vegetables hand in hand, but he didn't notice it when he was hugged.

"Understood, wife." Ye Xiaoxiu said very seriously, but his red ears betrayed his emotions.

Duan Xiao roared angrily: "What the hell are you yelling! I'm a man, I want to call you Husband!"

Ye Xiaoxiu thought, this means that Duan Xiao admitted that they are husband and wife, and the husband and wife will be together for the rest of their lives, just like his father and uncle. (╮(╯▽╰)╭ Xiaoye, sometimes your thoughts are really simple...)

"Well, husband." Ye Xiaoxiu called him obediently.

Duan Xiao immediately calmed down: "That's about the same." Baji kissed Ye Xiaoxiu on the cheek, "Call again."

"Husband." Ye Xiaoxiu took the initiative to ask for the reward this time.

After shouting like this three or four times, Duan Xiao was very puzzled, pushed Ye Xiaoxiu's head away and said, "Eat."

Although he was unwilling, Ye Xiaoxiu still said, "Okay."

14. Not enough people

In November in City A, the temperature has gradually dropped.

The weather is cold, and it takes a lot of courage to even get out of bed. Without heating, I really can't afford it.When Duan Xiao struggled repeatedly but couldn't break free from Ye Xiaoxiu's pincer-like embrace, he decided: If the heater repairman still doesn't come, he will come to the door to argue.

Speaking of this, Duan Xiao became angry. He called the property management company to report for repairs. The property management team said they had contacted the heating maintenance company, but no one came to repair it for a week.He was used to the cold, but Ye Xiaoxiu couldn't tolerate the cold, and if he continued like this, he would get sick sooner or later.

"Xiaoxiu, relax, I'll make breakfast." The hands didn't move a muscle.

"Ye, Xiao, Xiu." Duan Xiao said every single word, which was a precursor to his anger.

"Cold" Ye Xiaoxiu defeated Duan Xiao with one word.

"But, you don't have to hug her so tightly." Ye Xiaoxiu relaxed a little obediently.Duan Xiao took advantage of this opportunity and cleverly got out of bed.Ye Xiaoxiu frowned dissatisfied because of Duan Xiao's cheating.

Soon, Duan Xiao returned to the room and stuffed two hot water bottles into Ye Xiaoxiu's arms.Ye Xiaoxiu found that Duan Xiao didn't even wear a coat, only wearing autumn clothes and long trousers, his frown deepened, he straightened up and dragged him into his arms.

"Hey, what are you doing, don't make trouble."

Duan Xiao pushed Ye Xiaoxiu back on the bed, put on his clothes and went to cook.Ye Xiaoxiu was suddenly very angry why he didn't like steamed buns and fried dough sticks even though he wasn't picky eaters, which made Duan Xiao get up every day to make breakfast.

After a while, Duan Xiao went into the bedroom and took away Ye Xiaoxiu's clothes. Seeing that Ye Xiaoxiu was still open, he said, "Sleep a little longer, you don't have class today."

Almost an hour later, Duan Xiao called Ye Xiaoxiu to get up, and the clothes stuffed into his hands were all warm.

Breakfast is actually very simple, two bowls of noodles, Duan Xiao's is green vegetable noodles, Ye Xiaoxiu's is green vegetable noodles