Vigorously miracle

The next day, Dai Li went to the exam with two very exaggerated dark circles under his eyes. As soon as he entered the exam room, he met Feng Qian and Zhang Kai, and they were stunned.

Zhang Kai: "Damn it, what's the matter with you? You didn't go back to the dormitory last night, what did you do?"

Feng Qian: "The dark circles under your eyes are painted, right? It feels like being sucked by a vixen."

Dai Li sat down on his seat listlessly: "I went to the Internet cafe all night."

The day before the exam, I went to an Internet cafe all night, how heartbroken I was.Zhang Kai and Feng Qian glanced at each other and gave him a thumbs up at the same time: "Awesome."

The subject of this test was college Chinese, and Dai Li was fairly handy. Anyway, after reading it, he knew in his heart that he would not fail the subject.

After writing the last word, he put down his pen just as the bell rang. Dai Li packed his schoolbag and was about to go to the school gate to pack an oyster omelet before going back to the dormitory to catch up on sleep. When he walked to the classroom door, two girls passed by him, and the sound of discussion It fell into his ears.

"Did you see it? The man at the school gate."

"I see, tall and handsome, leaning next to Maserati, it's so cool."

"Is it from our school?"

"No, I haven't seen it before."

Hearing this, Dai Li paid a little attention, and always felt that what they described was very suitable for someone he knew.

If it was really him, wouldn't we meet him at the school gate?After thinking about it, Dai Li gave up the idea of ​​packing oyster omelette, turned his footsteps, and went directly to the dormitory.

After walking a few steps, the sound of the two girls' discussion came again.

"I saw a bouquet of flowers in his hand, is he waiting for his girlfriend?"

"Sure, I also heard him ask the person next to him if he knew Dai Li."

"Dai Li?...This name looks like a boy."

"Maybe I heard it wrong."

"It turns out I have a girlfriend, what a pity."

Dai Li: "..."

Xiao Jingxu, this bastard, does anyone find someone like this!

He turned around again and went straight to the school gate.

He needs to get rid of this idiot before the whole school knows there's an idiot driving a Maserati after him.

As soon as he came to the school gate, he saw Xiao Jingxu's coquettish sports car and coquettish long legs from a distance.

"Yo~" Xiao Jingxu was surprised to see him, took off his sunglasses, and waved the bouquet in his hand: "I was looking for you."

Dai Li walked in front of him, and before he could stand still, a large bouquet of flowers was stuffed into his arms.

"Ah--" Dai Li, who was not used to the pollen, sneezed violently. Looking at the delicate roses on his chest, he felt his blood pressure rise a bit.

He moved the flower away a bit: "What are you doing?"

"It's said on Baidu that to coax people, you need to send flowers." Xiao Jingxu said confidently, "The more the better, the more sincere the heart."

coax……

Dai Li was stunned for a moment, and raised his eyebrows strangely—wait a minute, does Laozi seem to need coaxing?

"I don't like flowers," he stated calmly.

"So, I have prepared something else." Xiao Jingxu took out the car keys, opened the trunk, and Dai Li saw that there was a cart full of golden-yellow fresh mangoes.

Dai Li: "..."

Xiao Jingxu: "..."

After being silent for a few seconds, Dai Li said, "What is this again?"

"Don't you like mangoes?"

"So you just pulled a cart here? Have you considered that I can finish eating?"

"..."

At this moment, two male college students who had just finished playing golf passed by. When they saw the mangoes in the trunk, they thought it was a fruit stand, so they came over and asked, "How do you sell the mangoes?"

Seeing Dai Li's increasingly ugly face, Xiao Jingxu hurriedly waved his hands at them: "Whether it's for sale or not, just get away."

Then slam the trunk shut.The two boys just saw the Maserati car logo, and their mouths widened: "What the hell, the peddlers are so rich now."

In order not to be watched by more people, Dai Li pulled Xiao Jingxu into the car.

"Can you stop driving such a flamboyant car to school?"

"Aren't I worried that you will be angry? I didn't answer your calls. I thought you blocked me."

"Why am I angry?"

Xiao Jingxu rubbed his nose, and was quite embarrassed to mention it: "Isn't it just what happened yesterday."

"What happened yesterday?" Dai Li turned to look at him.

"I was in the alley yesterday, my dear..."

He hadn't finished speaking the word "kiss", so Dai Li suddenly covered his mouth.

"Don't mention that again."

"No...you let me explain..." Xiao Jingxu's buzzing voice came from under his palm.

"There's no need to explain, I'll just pretend it never happened, and I'll beat you up again."

"Even if you beat me up, I'll say it, after all, I don't want to be misunderstood by you." Xiao Jingxu grabbed Dai Li's wrist, barely opening the gap, "I wasn't the one who kissed you yesterday."

When Dai Li heard this, his eyes loosened a little, and then he sneered and said, "Isn't it you who are a ghost?"

"It's really not me, to be precise, it's not me now." Xiao Jingxu saw that Dai Li had gradually withdrawn his strength, so he took off his entire palm, took two deep breaths, and continued, "I have a dual personality, and the current me is the master." Personality, the main personality doesn't know what the sub-personality did, so Chen Hua told me everything later."

Dai Li didn't speak, but just lowered his head thoughtfully.

"It's hard to believe, isn't it?" Xiao Jingxu smiled wryly to himself.

Not long after, Dai Li asked, "Why did you become a dual personality? Born?"

Xiao Jingxu shook his head: "I was tortured by kidnappers when I was a child. It can also be said that I was forced out by my desire to survive."

He said it as if it was easy, but Dai Li looked at him, his eyes were obviously full of bitterness. "They locked me in the attic, beat and kicked me every day, and poured salt water on my wounds... Some wounds left scars, which have not healed until now."

Dai Li listened silently, and then said slowly: "Do you...does the secondary personality come out often?"

"The past two years have been relatively few, but every time I come out, I have to toss for a long time. After he is exhausted and sleeps, I will wake up." Xiao Jingxu has a very relaxed expression on his face, as if he is telling someone else's story , "But this time 'he' left very fast, Chen Hua said 'he' kissed you and then left."

Dai Li was quiet and didn't say anything, and no one in the car spoke for a while.

"Are you still... angry with me?"

"I will definitely get angry." Dai Li said, "But the target is not you. Next time 'he' comes out again, I will give him a good beating."

Xiao Jingxu curled his lips, "Okay, next time 'he' comes out, I'll ask Chen Hua to notify you."

Dai Li looked at his big heartless smiling face, and thought to himself: It's much more pleasing to the eye than the sub-personality.

At this time, a mobile phone rang in the car, and Xiao Jingxu took out the mobile phone from his trouser pocket: "Hello?...Mom..." Someone said something on the other end of the phone, and Xiao Jingxu's face changed, and he stopped for a while, with a solemn expression Hang up the phone without hesitation, hold Dai Li's hand, "Li Li, are we still brothers?"

The sound of "Li Li" made Dai Li's goosebumps come out, and he felt that something unlucky was about to happen, so he said decisively: "No."

Xiao Jingxu didn't care about 21, and stepped on the accelerator: "Jianghu emergency, Lili, I need you very much right now."

Then he drove the car towards the road.

"You tell me to pull out your tongue again."

"Don't be so fierce, just be polite."

"..."

Ten minutes later, Xiao Jingxu parked the car in the parking lot of a high-end hotel, and took Dai Li to the elevator.

"My mother forced me to go on a blind date again. This time it is said that it is the daughter of an overseas company." Xiao Jingxu explained after pressing the elevator floor.

"That's good." Dai Li said blankly, "What's none of my business?"

"I definitely can't let this happen." Xiao Jingxu said.

"Why not, it's right."

"I'm an extremely unstable dual personality patient. I have to see a psychiatrist and take medicine every month. How can I get married in this state? Doesn't it mean that a woman cheated someone by following me?"

While speaking, the elevator had reached the agreed floor, Dai Li followed Xiao Jingxu out, and at a glance he saw a slim and graceful lady sitting by the French window.

He turned his head and said, "Then bring me here..."

The woman also saw them and stood up with a sweet smile.

Xiao Jingxu put on a smile and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "Of course they are here to help me mess up this marriage."

The ominous premonition in Dai Li's heart came up again in an instant.

According to Xiao Jingxu's stupid way of doing things, nothing good will happen in a while.

"Hi, my name is Lin Wen." The woman spoke first, and extended a hand politely.

"Hello." Xiao Jingxu shook hands with her, then let go, and said with a smile, "It's our first meeting, my name is Xiao Jingxu."

The woman looked at his face for a while, she seemed very satisfied, the smile on her lips became more and more obvious, and finally her eyes fell on Dai Li, "This is...Mr. Xiao's bodyguard?"

"No." Xiao Jingxu raised his arm and put it on Dai Li's shoulder very naturally, his fingers tightened, "This is my boyfriend."

Dai Li: ...

cnm!