Vigorously miracle

"Cheers!" Xiao Xiaorui howled, attracting the housekeeper aunt.Stick your head out of the window: "What are you doing, you're so drunk at night?"

Dai Fei held Xiao Xiaorui's arm with one hand, and gestured "I'm sorry" to the dormitory auntie with the other: "I'll help him back to the dormitory right now."

In Xiao Xiaorui's dormitory, Dai Fei's dormitory is half a campus away. He took a lot of effort to get people here, receiving many attention gifts along the way.You need to swipe your campus card to enter the dormitory. Although Xiao Xiaorui and Dai Fei are in the same university, Xiao Xiaorui belongs to the third college affiliated to H University. He uses a different campus card. Dai Fei's card cannot be swiped in, so Dai Fei took a photo Patted Xiao Xiaorui's face: "Where's your card?"

"Card?"

Xiao Xiaorui was stunned for a while, then suddenly raised his arms and said, "One more case of beer! Swipe my card!"

In order to avoid being stared at by the housekeeper's aunt again, Dai Fei pressed his arm and whispered, "Campus card."

"Campus card?" Xiao Xiaorui responded for a few seconds, "In the pocket."

Dai Fei touched the pocket of his jacket, but instead of touching it, Xiao Xiaorui "giggled" and laughed: "Hey! Wait a minute, itches!"

Dai Fei ignored him, just wanted to quickly transport this big trouble back to his dormitory, so he touched his trouser pockets instead.Seeing him groping on his thigh, Xiao Xiaorui raised his misty eyes to look at it for a while, and said, "How handsome, what do you want to do?"

Dai Fei: "..."

Suppressing the urge to strangle him to death on the spot, Dai Fei finally found his campus card and swiped it in smoothly.

"What floor do you live on?"

"6, 603..."

"You better remember correctly." Dai Fei gritted his teeth and said.

After working so hard to climb the sixth floor, I finally sent the person to the door of the dormitory. I thought about handing over the drunk man to his roommate, but I didn't expect that there was no one in the whole dormitory.

Dai Fei was very surprised: "Where's your roommate?"

Xiao Xiaorui leaned softly on his shoulder: "They're all outside, they won't come back until two o'clock."

Dai Fei sighed helplessly, and had no choice but to be a good person to the end, and helped Xiao Xiaorui into the dormitory.

"You stay here for a while."

Xiao Xiaorui felt that he was placed on a chair, and not long after, a cup of hot water was stuffed in his hand.

"Drink some water."

In the past, Dai Huayang often came home with a hangover, complaining of thirst as soon as he got home, so Dai Fei habitually poured a cup of hot water for the drunk first.

Xiao Xiaorui glanced at the water glass, then at the person in front of him, and opened his mouth: "Ah——"

"..."

Dai Fei twitched the corner of his mouth and splashed it on your face, believe it or not.

He opened his mouth for a long time, but no one fed him, so Xiao Xiaorui had no choice but to sip his mouth twice, and obediently drank it.

After he finished drinking the water, Dai Fei said, "You wash yourself, I'm leaving."

"Wait a minute." Xiao Xiaorui called to stop him.

Dai Fei turned his head, and saw the kid looking at him innocently, and raised his hand: "I want to pee."

"..." To be honest, this was the first time Dai Fei had the urge to hit someone in so many years. He endured it, thinking of the card given by President Xiao in his pocket. After all, he was short of manpower, so he gave up This thought, otherwise he might really beat this guy up to vent his anger while he was drunk.

"To solve the physical problem, trouble yourself."

"Oh." Xiao Xiaorui was obedient. He lowered his head and thought about which leg to step on first. After reorganizing his thoughts for a long time, he finally figured it out. He stood up and took a step, hooking his left ankle to his right foot, tripping himself , rushed towards Dai Fei, and Dai Fei took a step to the side without hesitation, watching him throw a shit on his face to the ground.

Xiao Xiaorui lay on the ground, and after a while, he felt that his nasal cavity was hot, and there was a stream of heat flowing out of his nose. He raised his head, wiped his nose, saw the blood for a while, and cried on the spot: "... ...the floor beats me!"

Seeing him like this, Dai Fei wanted to laugh a little, but felt that it was not very kind to laugh out loud at the moment, so he finally had no choice but to roll up a piece of tissue paper a few times, knelt down and stuffed it in his nose: "Let's talk first, I will only help you Go to the bathroom, and you can handle the rest of the procedure yourself, understand?"

Xiao Xiaorui nodded with tears in his eyes: "Understood."

So Dai Fei gave Xiao Xiaorui the experience of helping someone go to the toilet for the first time in his life.

The toilet in the dormitory is a single room, and after pushing the person in, Dai Fei leaned against the door with his arms folded.First there was the sound of rustling pants being taken off inside, and after waiting for a long time, there was no more movement inside.

Dai Fei glanced at his watch and found that it was almost eleven o'clock. He was afraid that he would not go back to the dormitory and lock the door now, so he urged: "Is it alright?"

no respond.

He frowned, what's the situation, he won't sleep in it.

At this time, Xiao Xiaorui's annoyed and anxious voice came from inside: "Damn, what if you can't pee."

Dai Li rubbed between his eyebrows, I don't know your urethral system, how do I know what to do.

He felt that it was magical enough to discuss with a drunk at night what to do if he couldn't pee. After hesitating for a long time, he said, "Then you should work harder."

Xiao Xiaorui fell silent again, I don't know if he was trying hard, anyway, after a few minutes, he heard him say in despair, "That...can you whistle?"

"..."

Dai Fei didn't want to go back to him. He thought he was crazy to stand outside the toilet and whistle to someone who couldn't pee.

"You're an adult, can't you learn to pee yourself?"

Finally, Xiao Xiaorui opened the door from the toilet: "Forget it, stop peeing."

Dai Fei said, "Then I'll help you go back and sit down."

Xiao Xiaorui sat back on the chair, leaning on the back of the chair with one hand, staring at Dai Fei in a daze.

"Look at what."

"It's nothing." Xiao Xiaorui paused for a while, his cheeks flushed because of the alcohol, and said, "You are so kind."

Dai Fei stood there without moving, thinking, no, it's just that your brother gave me money and entrusted me to take care of you, for the sake of money.

He said: "You think too much, I'm just by the way."

Xiao Xiaorui's eyelids twitched, and he murmured: "By the way, I think you are very good anyway."

Dai Fei didn't know what to say for a while, sometimes he felt that Xiao Xiaorui was a second-generation ancestor fooling around, and sometimes he felt that this person had no heart, and it was easy to accept someone with an open heart.In the end, he didn't stay long, said "It's your brother who really treats you well" and left the dormitory.

肖宅

Xiao Jingxu felt that right now, he really felt like he had no choice but to shoot.To be reasonable, he and Dai Li are the only two left in the whole hall now, and they are so close together. If you don’t do anything, you are sincerely sorry for his rush of adrenaline, so you ask Dai Li to ask him to go to Yushen Temple to release the sign, isn’t it? Isn't it Hongguoguo's invitation?Rounding off is to date him!This is simply a qualitative leap.

Thinking of this, Xiao Jingxu's throat became hoarse, and he lowered his head and moved closer. ,

Before touching each other's lips, Dai Li put his hands on his shoulders: "What are you doing?"

"Nothing, you asked me out, I'm happy, express it." Xiao Jingxu wanted to remove Dai Li's hand that blocked his progress, but Dai Li didn't agree, so Xiao Jingxu simply jumped over the back of the sofa with his entire upper body.

"Come here again to kill you."

"Can you give me a kiss if you can kill me? If possible, then you can kill me."

Dai Li had never seen such a brazen person before, and for a moment the two of them were in a stalemate. At this moment, there was the sound of a key turning from the doorknob, and then someone opened the door. Dai Li immediately let go and supported Xiao Jingxu. With the hand on the shoulder, Xiao Jingxu's upper body suddenly lost its support, and he rolled from behind the sofa to in front of the sofa, hitting the carpet with a "bang".

Ye Lan, who came back from playing mahjong, saw his son's posture, and couldn't understand: "What... are you doing?"

Dai Li gave a low cough and didn't speak.

Xiao Jingxu clutched his cramped neck and said, "Practice, practice yoga..."