[Comprehensive] Short-lived ghost

When He Fang woke up, he found that he was Feng Yuan. His mood at this time was like he had just finished the game. The brave man defeated the dragon and rescued the princess. Before he had time to live a happy life with the princess, he will tell you The game is over, and it is shameless to say that this is happy ending.

After struggling in the world of Water Margin for several years, I finally laid a world for myself, and finally I was able to sit back and relax and live a life of luxury and extravagance. Before enjoying it for a few days, I came to the world of Dream of Red Mansions inexplicably.

He Fang breathed a sigh of relief, and reluctantly accepted Feng Yuan's body memory. Both parents died, and he lived on a bit of poor land. He was often forced to study, hoping that he would gain fame in the exams and honor his ancestors. Perhaps he was persecuted so badly that he felt headaches when he saw books. After his parents passed away, no one could control him anymore, so he never touched books again and had no pursuit in life.

At this time, Feng Yuan had not met the abducted Yinglian, and had no conflict with Xue Pan. As long as he stayed away from Xue Pan, Feng Yuan's life should not be so short-lived.

After accepting the memory for a while, He Fang got up and found a set of blue clothes among the red, green and green clothes, which were barely wearable.

"Is the young master up?"

"get up."

As soon as the words came in, a young man in gray coarse clothes, about thirteen or fourteen years old, came in with a basin of water in his hand. This man was one of Feng Yuan's only servants. He was called Xiaobao, and he belonged to the housekeeper, Uncle Li. Old man, every day Baoer Baoer calls, there is no maid or old lady in Feng's family, only Uncle Li and Xiaobao, who wash, cook, clean the yard, and take care of Feng Yuan are all left to them father and son Do.

Feng Yuan washed his face with the water in the basin, wiped the water off his face with a handkerchief, went to sit in front of the bronze mirror, and looked at his own appearance. His facial features were beautiful, and he still looked like a young boy, his body was not strong. , not a bit masculine.

Seeing that the dressing table was full of rouge and gouache, Feng Yuan laughed and asked Xiaobao to take all these things out and throw them away.

"Master, this gouache is from Linglongzhai. It cost me two liang of silver to get such a small bottle."

"If you're not willing, keep it for yourself."

Xiao Bao happily accepted it.

Xiaobao loosened Feng Yuan's hair and combed it into a bun. He picked up a kind of oil and wanted to rub it on Feng Yuan's head, so that his hair would become smooth and shiny. Feng Yuan stopped him and said that he would never use these again thing.

Xiaobao didn't persuade him either, this stuff was also very expensive, the young master would not waste money on it in the future, he was very happy, and gladly kept the remaining half of the can for his own use.

After getting dressed, go to the hall to have breakfast. Uncle Li will take charge of the three meals a day, and Xiao Bao will help three people eat, so the dishes are simple. Breakfast is mostly porridge with pickles, or a large bowl of noodles. Poached eggs, Feng Yuan attaches great importance to appearance, as long as he eats enough to satisfy his hunger, Uncle Li's poor cooking skills can also be the head of the Feng family.

The pickled vegetables were pickled by Uncle Li himself, and the dishes were filial piety from the tenant farmers during the festivals. The cost was quite low, but a lot of salt was spent.

It is rare to see meaty food for three meals a day, and occasionally he went to the river to catch a big fish and was spoiled by Uncle Li when he came back. After eating a mouthful of earthy smell, Feng Yuan has never smelled fishy smell since then, and never eats it again. fish.

Those who slaughter pigs and sheep during the Chinese New Year can at least have a bite of meat. The pork is stewed by Uncle Li, and the mutton has a strong smell, so Feng Yuan refuses to eat it again.

The pigs, sheep and fish are all unbearable. Anyway, there are cows and chickens, which are not too bad. But chickens are used to lay eggs. Who would be willing to kill it for farming, so Feng Yuan changed to a vegetarian, and he didn't even think about meat, so he fell down when the wind blows, and walked like a willow.

He also likes to wear red and green, and to wear rouge and powder. In this era, men also love beauty. Feng Yuan's doing this is also following the trend, but it's too much, and it's self-defeating.

And because I was forced to study day and night in the past, my eyesight has deteriorated. In today's words, I have myopia. Everyone squints, and I have a pair of sentimental peach blossom eyes. When I squint, everyone seems to be full of affection. Pulse, secretly send glances.

Saying that he likes women, nine out of ten people will not believe him when they see him, so he should have reached the age to talk about marriage, but no one is willing to marry his daughter to him, even if his daughter marries, she will be a widow.

Feng Yuan is anxious if he can't marry a wife. He heard rumors from the neighbors that he is a manly man. He is so angry. Isn't this sincerely not letting him marry a wife?Xiao Feng got angry, walked out of the house, put his hips on his hips, and beat and scolded: "You bastards blindfolded by lard, dare to say that Xiao Ye likes men, let your mother's shit @%￥#"

Feng Yuan poured out all the dirty words he had learned.

Look, that little girl with arms crossed and cursing in the street is no different from a shrew. Fortunately, he has been studying for a few years, and all of his reading has been read into the stomach of a dog.

Feng Yuan was elated this time, but his reputation was even worse.

He Fang was lying under the grape trellis to enjoy the shade, and Xiao Bao was beside him shaking a cattail fan. He Fang couldn't laugh or cry when recalling this episode.

No wonder Feng Yuan saw the abducted Yinglian in the future, and he didn't know how to fight with Xue Pan, so shouldn't he fight, such a beautiful little daughter-in-law will never be able to meet if she misses it, and besides, he bought it with money first, Why give it up to others? Is there any king's law, and let him meet someone who ignores the king's law, and his life will be confessed.

He Fang took the fan from Xiaobao's hand, "Go and call Uncle Li, I have something to ask him."

Xiaobao said yes and called Uncle Li over from the tent.

"Master, you are looking for me."

"Xiaobao, bring a stool for Uncle Li."

Without any order, Xiaobao took the stool and put it behind Uncle Li, Uncle Li didn't refuse to sit down generously, although these two were servants, Feng Yuan treated them like relatives, this can be seen from eating at the same table It turned out that Feng Yuan didn't put on airs of his master, and occasionally played a small temper, so he had to be coaxed by the two of them.

"Uncle Li, how much silver do we have in our account?"

Feng Yuan never asked about money before, and when he needed money, he asked Uncle Li for it. At first hearing him asking, Uncle Li was stunned for a moment, and replied with a smile: "What do you want to buy, young master?"

"That's not true. It's just that I'm old and I should take care of the housework. I can't rely on Uncle Li for everything. Uncle Li is already old. If I talk about marriage with Xiaobao in a few days, I should spend my old age peacefully."

"Young master is benevolent and filial. I watched him grow up. The young master has never married a wife and had children. How can the little old man abandon the young master?"

"Ah~" When mentioning the marriage, He Fang pretended to be distressed and let out a long sigh, "The fate has not arrived, the fate has not arrived."

He Fang concealed his disappointment, and said: "I want to learn how to keep accounts, Uncle Li can teach me."

Uncle Li couldn't refuse, and only said that he would teach him after he sorted out the books.

He Fang knew that there must be tricks in it, but he still nodded with a smile.

A few days later, Uncle Li took the account books of recent years and taught He Fang how to read the account books. He Fang pretended to be ignorant, picked up the account books and asked some idiot questions, which fooled Uncle Li.

As soon as He Fang picked up the account book, he saw the problem. He took the account book three years ago, that is, one year after He Fang's parents passed away. In some places, the language is vague.

He Fang put down the account book and asked Li Shufeng's family how much they received and how much they spent in a year?

Uncle Li said that the land rent is 1000 taels of silver per year, the food is 50 shi, and the fruits and vegetables of different seasons are given to the Feng family for free by the tenant farmers every season. It seems that the three of them don't need to spend much money in a year. Why is there less than [-] taels of money left over every year?

Uncle Li said that the house needs to be repaired, the flowers and plants in the courtyard need to be pruned, the cost of firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea, and there is a headache, everything will cost money. Besides, Feng Yuan goes out shopping every few days. I bought it, and I also like to listen to operas. Every time I make a generous offer to reward opera performers, I also said that sometimes there are droughts and floods, the harvest is not good, the young master is benevolent, and if the rent and interest are reduced, the income will be much less that year. In a word , I'm not greedy for your money, if you have less money, it's you who spent it.

He Fang smiled, hearing his implication, and lowered his head to continue looking at the account book. A bundle of firewood cost 20 copper coins, a few chrysanthemums planted cost 50 taels of silver, a set of tea sets [-] taels, Chinese New Year's firecrackers and Spring Festival couplets etc. [-] taels Two... He Fang sneered a few times in his heart, thinking that he was the ignorant Feng Yuan, and fooling him with such a fake account book.

He Fang put down the ledger, "I don't want to read it, it gives me a headache." He Fang stood up, "Uncle Li, you should take care of this ledger from now on."

Uncle Li cupped his hands and said, "It's a matter of duty."

He Fang looked at his ruddy face, and thought of Ah Bao, who had a round belly and face, also ate bran and swallowed vegetables, but you two were raised fat and fat, and you didn't know how many good things you ate behind your back.

"Uncle Li, give me 50 taels of silver. I want to go out for a stroll."

"Master, it's not safe to wear 50 taels on your body."

"It's okay, I put it next to my body so that no one can see it."

Uncle Li felt a little pained, and asked again: "Young master, what do you want to buy? I will tell Bao'er to buy it."

"I'm just bored at home and want to go out for a stroll, not necessarily buying anything."

"Master..."

"Why, there is no money in the account? Don't you have 50 taels?"

"Yes, yes, I will take it for the young master right away."

When Uncle Li took five ten taels of silver and handed it over to He Fang, he repeatedly told him to be careful, don’t reveal your wealth when you go out, save some money, I spend my own money, your painful expression is really interesting .

The author has something to say: the main line of this world is to prove that our family is the first straight man in the universe, and the second is to develop the function of the ring. The ring has not yet awakened, so the last article deliberately downplayed the existence of the ring