[Comprehensive] Short-lived ghost

He Fang secretly followed Xuanzang to see him successfully subdue Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha. Both of them looked ugly, especially Zhu Bajie, who had a pig head and a human body. The appearance was indescribably strange. Monk Sha had a Mediterranean head on his head and a messy red hair. Long hair, very Shamat feeling.

Xuanzang didn't want to accept the two of them, but Guanyin forced them to be his apprentices. Both of them violated the rules of heaven and were demoted to the mortal world. Marshal, because he was drunk and molested Chang'e, he was demoted to the mortal world, and was mistakenly cast on a pig. He was delicious and lustful, and his mouth was the most eloquent. Because he made Xuanzang happy, he reluctantly stayed behind to bear the burden.

Besides, Monk Sha, who was originally the curtain-rolling general of the Heavenly Court, was demoted to the mortal world because he accidentally broke the glass cup. This Jade Emperor is really stingy, he is still not relieved when he is demoted to the mortal world, and he is even forced to receive a flying sword every seven days. Only by following Xuanzang can he escape the pain of wearing a flying sword. Seeing him kneeling on the ground crying so sad, Xuanzang took him as his third apprentice.

The team going to the west has grown to four masters and apprentices plus one horse, noisy and noisy every day, especially the old grandson and Zhu Bajie. Zhu Bajie has experienced the Monkey King and made troubles in the heavens. He always exposes the shortcomings of the old grandson. Bi Ma Wen Bi Ma Wen called him, but Lao Sun retaliated at him with pig heads and idiots.

Compared with this pair of living treasures, Monk Sha respectfully leads the horse and only cares about the road ahead, never communicating with them.

"Master is really eccentric. I let my old pig carry such a heavy burden. After finally accepting my junior, why do I still do the hard work?"

After hearing this, Monk Sha silently walked over to take up the burden, so happy that Zhu Bajie put down the burden directly, waving his big sleeves and jumping up and down, "Oh, it's so easy."

"Idiot, you are the fattest here. If you don't bear the burden, whoever will bear the burden." Lao Sun jumped over and snatched the burden from Monk Sha, and said to Zhu Bajie.

"Well, you Bi Mawen, you don't feel back pain when you stand and talk, Junior Brother Sha is willing to recite it himself, and I didn't force him."

Monk Sha took the burden on his shoulders and walked forward on his own.

"You're the only one who is lazy." Old Sun said.

"My old pig is easy to get hungry if I carry burdens, and I will eat a lot of dry food when I am hungry, so the dry food will not be enough, what should I do if I am hungry, Master, you can eat less, but you can't let Master be hungry, right, Master? "As he spoke, he picked up the rein courteously and looked up at Xuanzang.

"You are the only one who can speak well and be lazy. I really shouldn't accept you as a pig." Old Sun jumped over and the two bickered again.

"That's just right. I'm going back to find my wife. My wife is still waiting for me at home."

Xuanzang got a headache from their quarrel. Seeing that Monk Sha had distanced himself from them, three apprentices, do you want to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures alone? Xuanzang rubbed his forehead, how could I be so unlucky to be surrounded by so many unreliable people? apprentice.

"Okay, grandson, go and see if there is a place to stay." Xuanzang saw that it was getting late, and ordered grandson to go and find out.

The old grandson got the order and gave up the noisy Zhu Bajie to fly to the tree and looked into the distance, "Little Yu'er, there is a big mansion in front of him. It looks like a wealthy family. It will definitely feed us and live well."

After hearing this, Zhu Bajie also jumped up the tree, "Where is where?"

"Idiot, don't break the branch, roll down quickly."

But Zhu Bajie didn't listen, seeing that there really was Zhuangzi, he patted his big belly happily, "That's great, my old pig hasn't let go of my stomach to eat for a long time, I must be full today."

The old grandson kicked the unsuspecting him off the tree, causing him to fall on all fours, ouching and yelling.

"You Bi Mawen, why are you kicking me? Look, master, the big brother bullied me."

Zhu Bajie complained to Xuanzang tearfully, Xuanzang glanced at him, turned his head away and couldn't bear to look directly at him.

The four masters and apprentices came to the gate of the villa and called for a long time, but no one came out. Zhu Bajie did not dare to break in because he heard Xuanzang's words, so he urged the old grandson, "Brother, go and see if there is anyone inside?"

"Why don't you go?"

"I look so ugly, I'm afraid to scare the people inside, senior brother, you look so heroic and extraordinary, with the appearance of a celestial being, they will definitely not drive you out after seeing you."

"Ahaha, you're not bad, you're not bad either."

It's enough for the two of you.

The old Sun Hou jumped to the top of the wall and looked in with joy, "It's such a big yard."

"Can you see someone?" Zhu Bajie asked under the wall.

Lao Sun jumped into the yard and walked towards the main room. He heard footsteps as soon as he looked at the main room. A woman walked out. Before he saw her, he heard her voice, "Who broke into my widow's door?"

When Lao Sun saw the visitor, he knew he was being rude, so he quickly lowered his attitude and said: "The little monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and a group of four people went to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. They passed by Guibao, and saw that it was getting late, so they wanted to stay overnight. "

After hearing the reason, the woman said with a smile: "Little elder, where are the other three, please come in quickly."

After hearing this, the old grandson hurried to open the door, walked in with Xuanzang, and saw the ceremony one by one. The old lady ordered someone to serve tea. Xuanzang folded his hands and asked, "Almsgiver, I don't know Gao's name. Where is this place?" Xuanzang asked. Zang walked all the way to the west, and he didn't know how long he had traveled and what land he had reached. After hearing the old woman's words, he realized that he had now arrived at Xiniu Hezhou.

This old woman has lost her husband and brought three daughters who are waiting for marriage. She has a wealth of wealth and a lot of fertile land. The four of them have just retired. Now she is arranging for her daughter's marriage and expressly wants to keep Xuanzang as a son-in-law As long as he is willing to return to vulgarity and keep his hair, the three daughters accept his choice, and all the family business will be handed over to him.

Xuanzang thought it was funny when he heard it, but he didn't take it seriously, "Because of the great love of the benefactor, the poor monk is devoted to the Buddha, and he doesn't understand the relationship between men and women. I am afraid that he will disappoint the benefactor's good intentions."

"Elder, it won't be too late to make a decision after seeing my three daughters. Each of my three daughters is born like a flower and a jade, and their personalities are also very good." She turned her head and shouted to the back: "True, love, Lian Lian is coming out to meet the guests soon."

"coming."

The three women came out really good-looking, the lustful Zhu Bajie sucked his fingers and drool, Drifting lowered his head and fiddled with the prayer beads on his neck, the old grandson looked at the three women carefully, Xuanzang watched his nose and nose, and his heart didn't do anything Moved.

The old woman brought the three daughters to Xuanzang one by one and introduced them to Xuanzang. Xuanzang met the three of them.

"The elder is so handsome. How old are you? Have you ever been married?" asked Lian Lian, the youngest.

Xuanzang clasped his hands together and said with a smile: "The benefactor really knows how to joke. The poor monk has been a monk since he was a child, and he has already been outside the world of mortals. He will never marry a wife."

"Where is the elder going?" Ai'ai leaned forward and asked.

"Go to the West to learn scriptures."

"Western Heaven? Where is Western Heaven?"

"The poor monk doesn't know, but as long as you go west all the way and have a Buddha in your heart, you will be able to reach the Western Paradise."

"Elder, I would like to go to the west with you. There is a caring person to take care of you on the way. I don't know what the elder wants?" The eldest daughter is the oldest and the most courageous. On the shoulders, Xuanzang's bald head was teased with an embroidered handkerchief.

Xuanzang got up and gently pushed the opponent away.

"It's too much trouble, the poor monk should spend the night outside." He said and looked at the three apprentices. After hearing this, Monk Sha hurriedly got up to pick up his luggage, and the old grandson went to the yard to lead the horse. To persuade Xuanzang to stay, don't spoil the kindness of the four of them.

Xuanzang laughed, "If you like it, you can stay and be a son-in-law. Anyway, it's not the first time you've stepped in."

"What did Master say? I am an old pig. I am self-aware. Compared with Master, how could they look up to my pig-headed appearance?" As he spoke, he looked at the three women expectantly. Scared by his appearance, he smiled at him.

Zhu Bajie felt that he had hope, and looked at the old woman, "Look at me. Although I am ugly, I am strong, hardworking and capable."

"It depends on what my three daughters mean?"

Seeing this, Xuanzang prepared to bid farewell to the old woman.

"Mother, after all, they have some friendship with me, so let's let them spend the night." Zhu Bajie said sweetly.

"That's up to you."

Seeing Zhu Bajie's anxious look, Xuanzang threw up his sleeves and left in disappointment.

On the second day, the three masters and apprentices woke up and found that they were sleeping on the flat ground. The house from last night had long since disappeared. Xuanzang knew that he was being teased. The five flowers are tied and hung on the tree.

"Master, we were deceived. Those four people were transformed by Bodhisattvas, and they deliberately came to punish us." Zhu Bajie yelled, blaming others for the responsibility, without even thinking about it. He will be humiliated by others. In short, he has to blame himself, and no one will sympathize with him.

Xuanzang sat on his horse straightening his collar and ignored him.

"Let's go."

"Yes, Master."

Drifting saw the rope being strangled into Zhu Bajie's flesh, it must have been very painful, he couldn't bear it, no matter what, he got along with him for two months, and he was his second senior brother again.

"Master." Drifting called softly.

When Xuanzang heard that Drifting had taken the initiative to plead for mercy, he pulled the rein and turned to look at him.

"Let Second Senior Brother come down, it hurts."

What a kind baby.

Xuanzang nodded to Bajie and said, "Today, Wujing agreed to let you go because of his pleading for you. If you commit the crime again in the future, you will go back to your Gao Laozhuang."

Bajie promises again and again.

Monk Sha climbed up the tree and reached out to untie the rope.

"Junior Brother Sha, let me come." Lao Sun was about to untie the rope with spells, so that Zhu Bajie would fall directly to the ground, so that he could remember for a long time, but when a gust of wind came, everyone was blinded by the wind, and Zhu Bajie fell on the tree. He wobbled on the bed, and suddenly called out ah ah.

"Hey, it hurts me to death, it hurts me to death."

When the wind subsided, Zhu Bajie groaned and yelled in pain, cursing: "You Bi Mawen intentionally cast a spell to hurt me, which made my old pig hurt so badly, I will have to fight you for three hundred rounds when I come down."

Old Sun was about to save him, but hearing him say that, he felt unhappy, "In that case, you can continue to hang on the tree, Junior Brother Sha, let's go."

Monk Sha glanced at Zhu Bajie and jumped off the tree. It was very strange just now, but he felt in his heart that it was not the elder brother's doing.

"Old Sun, you really didn't teach him just now."

"Little Yu'er, the person who taught him the lesson is someone else, so he's venting his anger on you."

"It's unfortunate to have such an apprentice. If he has no appearance, no ability, no ability, he is lazy, and what's more, he drools indistinctly when he sees a beautiful woman. You should send him back to Gao Laozhuang. Let him continue to be the son-in-law of the Gao family."

"Xiao Yu'er, you are a monk, you should have compassion."

"Amitabha, I can no longer be merciful to him."

"I'm talking about the people from Gaojiazhuang. If you send him back, wouldn't you continue to harm others." Old Sun pointed out.

"You have some truths in what you said, so we have to do our best to influence him. Since that's the case, this is the only way to do it." Xuanzang turned his horse's head and looked at Zhu Bajie, "Wu Neng, you will bear the burden in the future."

"Yes, Master." Bajie replied aggrievedly.

"Also, you have to recite scriptures every day. If you dare to be lazy, I will tell Guanyin Bodhisattva that you are not an apprentice."

"Master doesn't want it, but Wu can recite scriptures."

This Zhu Bajie originally followed the scripture-seeking team with an attitude of pretending to be a fool. He thought that with the Monkey King, the demons and ghosts would not need to worry about him, and then there would be Monk Sha, so he would not need to carry the luggage. He only needed to lead the horse to the west. He was good at leading the horse, but Xuanzang was not easy to fool. Seeing that his intentions were not correct, he asked him to accompany him to chant sutras every day.

Let's talk about where, knowing that we have arrived at Xihe Niuzhou, why should we visit our good friend Zhen Yuanzi? Zhen Yuanzi heard that Xiao Yu'er has now grown up and was chosen by the Tathagata as a Buddhist pilgrim to go to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures. Good luck, Zhen Yuanzi is happy for Xiao Yuer, but he can also imagine how difficult this trip is for a mortal.

"There are three apprentices around him, all of whom have violated the rules of heaven, and now they can be regarded as redemption. One is the Monkey King who caused a disturbance in the Heavenly Palace more than 500 years ago, the other is the Marshal of the Canopy, and the other is the General of the Curtain. They all have the ability to catch and subdue demons."

"That can also keep you safe." Zhen Yuanzi was relieved after hearing this, but He Fang didn't say that all the monsters in the future have backers, and they all stole valuable treasures. Simple.

But whoever is there, will definitely snatch the treasures of those monsters before they find fault, and see what kind of prestige these tigers who have pulled out their teeth can show, then it will be up to Old Sun to show off his skills.

He Fang didn't feel that he was committing a foul. He didn't beat those monsters to death, but let them set up obstacles for Xuanzang, which only reduced their power.

Zhen Yuanzi knew that Xiao Yu'er was coming, so he hurriedly ordered his disciples to clean up the gymnasium, and then went to the yard to look at the ginseng fruit on the tree.

"I don't know if he still remembers this." Zhen Yuanzi pointed to the fruit on the tree, recalling the time when Xiao Yu'er was scared to cry by the fruit and was not allowed to hug him, and said with a smile.

"He was only one year old at the time, how can I remember, but I advise you not to give him this fruit."

"This is the treasure I am most proud of. Naturally, I want him to taste it, lest he forget me."

"If you're not afraid to scare him and let him remember you for a lifetime, you can try."

"Speaking of which, Jin Chanzi and I are old friends. At the Penn Orchid Festival 500 years ago, he served me tea with his own hands. He can't even remember this incident. He never thought that such a fate still exists today."

A few days later, Xuanzang's master and disciples came to Wuzhuang Temple where Zhenyuanzi was located, but Zhenyuanzi took 46 apprentices to the Miluo Palace of Yuanshi Tianzun to listen to the Hunyuan Daoguo because of something, so he said There is a fate with Xuanzang, but now it is really a coincidence that Zhenyuanzi left the two youngest apprentices to welcome the four masters and apprentices. It is really a great opportunity for He Fang to take advantage of this to become Zhenyuanzi and have a face-to-face conversation with Xuanzang.

The two young apprentices got the master's order, and took He Fang's Zhen Yuanzi as the master, and obeyed him.

The two led the four masters and apprentices into the Taoist temple. When Xuanzang saw He Fang put his hands together and bowed, he raised his head and looked at the "Zhen Yuanzi" with a jade-like crown. He Fang listened like an elder, occasionally answering questions for him, the two of them chatting happily, Xuanzang still couldn't help asking: "It's the first time I saw the Great Immortal today, I don’t know why, but I feel very kind, as if I have known him for a long time.”

He Fang didn't change his expression and said with a smile: "I'm afraid you don't remember. Your father and I are good friends. When you were young, he often brought you to my place to play. You and I have known each other for a long time."

"So that's how it is." Xuanzang got up and bowed to where, and asked after sitting down: "I was sent to the temple by my father to practice at the age of five. Now that I am old, my memory of my father is also very vague. Daxian, can you Tell me more about my father."

"He likes to show us your father-son love the most. He often wears parent-child clothes and takes you around to play. Later, you are often disturbed by nightmares and cannot sleep at night. Your father holds you in his arms and sings every night to lull you to sleep peacefully. He searched for miraculous prescriptions everywhere, but he still couldn't help you get rid of the nightmare and make you smile. He had to send you to the temple to avoid the evil spirits and grow up safely. "

He Fang's tone was steady without any fluctuation.

"How did my father go."

"Something went wrong during the retreat."

Xuanzang wept silently, but fortunately the three disciples had already been sent to rest in the wing room, and they did not see him like this.

He Fang changed the subject and said: "After talking so much, you should be thirsty. I ordered someone to pick two fruits to quench your thirst."

As he said that, the two little Taoist boys came in with freshly harvested ginseng fruit, put the plate on the table and left.

He Fang lifted the brocade cloth covering it, Xuanzang saw the fruit in the shape of two children, and said to He Fang: "Although it is a fruit, but seeing it looks like a baby, the poor monk really can't bear to eat it. Thank you Great Immortal for his kindness. I drink it." Just some tea."

"If this fruit is picked for a long time, it will lose its taste. It is just picked, and it is the freshest and most delicious. Don't let me down. Your father likes this fruit the most, but the quantity is really limited, and it is only for people to eat." You have to eat two."

"Since it was my father's favorite thing during his lifetime, I don't know if the poor monk can use it to worship his deceased father."

"It's rare for you to be filial, so I will follow you."

He Fang arranged the altar incense and prepared some melon and fruit snacks. After Xuanzang worshiped, the ginseng fruit placed on the altar was taken away by the greedy Bajie. Afraid of being punished, he deliberately dragged the old grandson into the water. The old grandson and the old man ate one by one, and after they finished eating, they sighed at the deliciousness. They found a fruit tree with ginseng fruit and wanted to pick some more, but they couldn't get any fruit.

After tossing around the fruit tree for a long time, they were discovered by two Taoist boys, and the four of them got into a dispute. The two Taoist boys looked young, but they were both over 1000 years old. Without weapons, it is at a disadvantage.

He Fang couldn't beat it, the two little Taoist boys shouted and cursed, He Fang heard the sound and came to this place, the Taoist boy reported the matter, He Fang was glad that the fruit tree was not damaged by the two, otherwise he would have to ask Guanyin and owe him the favor.

These two people were so greedy, they had already ate one fruit each, and wanted to eat more.

He Fang cast a spell on the two of them and tied them to the tree trunk, "You know how precious this ginseng fruit is. It took so many years to bear so few fruits. You should treat them as apples and peaches. Eat more if they are delicious. Fortunately, it hasn't caused a big mistake yet. , I’m just going to give you some lessons today, you have to know that if you don’t ask yourself, it’s considered stealing, since you’ve entered Buddhism, you should look like a monk.”

As he spoke, he threw the two of them into the air and shook them back and forth, making them dizzy. When He Fang put them back on the ground, Lao Sun felt that he had been greatly humiliated, so he stood up with the golden cudgel and hit He Fang.

"If you don't repent, I will teach you a good lesson for your master."

As he said that, he took out the magic weapon and sword to meet him. Lao Sun recognized He Fang when he saw the sword, and he was about to retreat, but he felt ashamed, so he bit the bullet and fought He Fang, and was beaten back by He Fang in the end. On the ground, deeply sunken into the ground, Lao Sun said anxiously that it was the damn ginseng fruit tree, and raised the golden cudgel to overturn the fruit tree.

He Fang was really angry this time, took out a gourd, sucked the old grandson into the gourd, covered the lid, and after He Fang landed, the two Taoist boys stepped forward, "What can we do, Master will punish him when he comes back me two."

"Don't worry, I'm going to find someone to save the tree, tie him up and throw him into the woodshed, don't give him water or feed him, and wait until the tree is saved." He Fang looked at Zhu Bajie and said, how could Zhu Bajie dare to resist, he could only He yelled at Master to save him.

Xuanzang came out to ask the reason, and heard that the fruit of his worship to his dead father had been stolen by these two people. He was so angry that he couldn't speak.

He Fang went to find Avalokitesvara, and used his water purification bottle to revive the ginseng fruit tree. Knowing that He Fang took the monkey and tied Bajie, he persuaded him: "They still want to escort Xuanzang to learn the scriptures, let them go after a small punishment."

"My son said that the friendship with them as mentors and apprentices is exhausted. I would like to trouble Guanyin to find two more reliable apprentices. These two are difficult to teach and cannot be reused."

The author has something to say: He Fang is very good at refining many magical weapons, so Sun Wukong, who has not practiced for more than 500 years, cannot defeat He Fang. In the original book, some monsters with backstage stole the master’s treasure, and Sun Wukong can’t do anything to them. It can be seen that apart from cultivating In addition to the reason, the magic weapon is very important, and it can also measure the strength of a person.

I really can't like Zhu Bajie, there is nothing shining, I have the idea of ​​driving him away, Monkey King is also a rebellious one, only Monk Sha is the most obedient and respects Tang Sanzang the most