[Comprehensive] Short-lived ghost

After Xuanzang left, He Fang accepted the decree and went to the heavenly court to meet the Jade Emperor. Zhen Yuanzi knew that He Fang was just a Bi Mawen with no rank, and was afraid that He Fang would be looked down upon and make him unhappy, so he went to the heavenly court to support He Fang place.

He Fang knew that he was only a Bi Ma Wen, so he just smiled, without any complaints in his heart, and followed Taibai Jinxing to the Heavenly Court, where he was interrogated by Zeng Zhang, one of the Four Heavenly Kings, outside the Nantian Gate.

"This is the upper immortal from the lower realm who was specially ordered by the Jade Emperor to pass on to the Heavenly Court." Taibai Jinxing introduced.

He Fang greeted him and said, "Hello, Heavenly King."

The Heavenly King arched his hands as a return gift. He didn't need to be too polite to a little-known immortal from the lower realm. He greeted Taibai Jinxing and Zhen Yuanzi, and let the three of them enter the Nantian Gate. Suspended above the boulders, there are countless. There are 33 heavenly palaces and 72 palaces in the vicinity, and there are not many in the distance. Zhen Yuanzi picked up a few important palaces and introduced one or two.

"In front of this is the Lingxiao Palace where the Jade Emperor summoned his courtiers." Zhen Yuanzi pointed forward, and He Fang really saw a majestic palace with golden horns and jade pillars, which was more majestic and magnificent than the palace in the lower realm.

Arriving outside the gate of the Lingxiao Palace, Taibai Jinxing first entered the palace to report, and after the transmission, He Fang entered the palace, Xu felt that it was not a big deal to admit his fate to Bi Mawen, and there were only a few gods standing in the palace looking at He Fang .

Fortunately, as a god, there is no need to kneel down to pay respects to the Jade Emperor. He Fang dared not be negligent, and bowed to the Jade Emperor.

"Don't be too polite."

He Fang just got up and looked at the aloof Jade Emperor from a long distance. He was similar to the image portrayed in the TV series. It was only when standing opposite him that he could feel the demeanor around him. It made people unable to think about it. He didn't have to open his mouth to speak. , the majestic voice seemed to come from a distance, with a thick echo and a stereo surround sound effect.

The Jade Emperor didn't talk nonsense with He Fang, so he ordered He Fang to be taken to the imperial horse prison.

He Fang entered the Imperial Horse Prison and summoned all his subordinates to hold a brief meeting. Although He Fang's official position is small and has no rank, he is the biggest official in this Imperial Horse Prison. There is also the lesson of Sun Wukong in front of him. He Fang became more respectful and dared not make mistakes.

After visiting the Yumajian and learning about the work and the situation of the Yuma, Zhen Yuanzi took He Fang to visit old friends, introduced He Fang to them, and advised He Fang to have more contact with these seniors and not to get married.

He Fang started to get acquainted with the gods in the heavenly court and established his own circle of friends. He was finally not alone in the heavenly court.

He Fang doesn't need to worry about the affairs of the Yuma Supervisor. He will give everyone a morning training every day at work, and tell them to finish their work well, so that they can be hands-off shopkeepers and do their own things.

The cave where He Fang lives is far away from the center of the heaven, almost to the border, so the spiritual energy is lacking, which is very unfavorable for continuing to practice. Becoming a god does not mean that the cultivation base has reached the peak. The road of cultivation is endless. He Fang's cave The aura is weak, but it doesn't prevent him from going to other people's aura.

I especially like to go to the Doushi Palace of Taishang Laojun, one of the Sanqing, who sat for a long time. Discuss together what rare magic weapon to make, and He Fang will take out the magic weapon he refined for Taishang Laojun to appraise it.

Taishang Laojun liked the design of He Fang's instruments very much, and offered to temper He Fang's instruments with his Eight Diagrams Furnace and Samadhi True Fire to raise their level to a higher level. He Fang was naturally happy, so he agreed. In order to thank him, He Fang presented him with a box of Zhonghua cigarettes.

"What kind of strange thing is this, and you made it yourself?" Taishang Laojun took the cigarette and sniffed it, "It smells very unique, what kind of herbal fragrance?"

He Fang unpacked the cigarettes, took out two, and shared one with Taishang Laojun, "Put it between two fingers like this." Taishang Laojun followed suit, and He Fang snapped his fingers with his left hand, and a fire ignited on his fingertips. Come.

Taishang Laojun saw the fire in He Fang's hand, and he could feel the difference in the flame, "You used this fire to make alchemy and weapons?"

"That's right, it's no worse than your Samadhi True Fire."

He Fang lit the cigarette, took a puff and exhaled slowly, Taishang Laojun took a puff just like him, choking his nose and tears, "This smoke is really choking."

"This is called a cigarette, the name is appropriate."

After Taishang Laojun mastered the method of smoking, he fell in love with this kind of smoke, and specially set aside a piece of land in his medicine garden to plant the tobacco seeds given to him by He Fang.

From then on, as long as you go to see the Taishang Laojun, you will see an old man with white hair and eyebrows squatting in front of the gossip stove. He should be an ancient fairy, but he has a cigarette in his hand, squinting his eyes and smoking the cigarette butt. It is more intoxicating than eating flat peaches.

"Chen E, you came just in time." Taishang Laojun waved to He Fang.

He Fang approached, "But have those magic tools of mine been tempered?"

"Not so fast, my pack of cigarettes is gone, you can give me another pack." Taishang Laojun said with a smile.

"It's only been a few days, and a pack of cigarettes is gone?"

"Oh, don't mention it, I was divided up and didn't have much left for me, so I hid here to smoke secretly, but don't worry, I didn't say I took it from you."

He Fang smiled, and generously took out a whole one and handed it to him, "This time, I can hide it well, don't let anyone find out, I don't have much in stock here."

Taishang Laojun put the cigarette into his sleeve with a happy smile, "That's natural."

Taishang Laojun was in a good mood, so he asked his boy to prepare wine and food, and he wanted to have a good time with him.

Where have you ever drank the wine in the sky? It's almost like soda, so sweet, it's not really wine at all.

He Fang took out a bottle of national wine from the space. He Fang himself was not willing to drink this wine. At that time, the space was not big enough. After stuffing daily necessities and cigarettes, he could only hold a few bottles of national wine. There were only 6 bottles in total. Take it out for the first time.

Taishang Laojun saw that he took out a new gadget again, his eyes began to shine, when He Fang opened the lid, a strong aroma of wine filled the air, Taishang Laojun sniffed his nose, "It smells so good."

He Fang first poured him a glass of wine, Taishang Laojun picked up the quilt and put it on his nose to sniff, took a sip, closed his eyes and savored it, "Well, it's soft in the mouth and fragrant on the lips and teeth, it's really good wine. "

After two rounds of drinking, He Fang suddenly remembered that the Taishang Laojun's mount Qingniu went down to the world to make trouble, and also stole one of the Taishang Laojun's magic weapon, the Vajra Bracelet. I have already met Qingniu, who is doing harm in the lower realm by relying on the magic weapon of the Supreme Lord.

He Fang seemed to inadvertently asked, "Taishang Laojun, I heard Zhen Yuanzi said that you used the diamond bracelet to subdue the Monkey King. I wonder if you can show it to open my eyes."

"Why not, it's not a great treasure." Taishang Laojun's nose was red from drinking, he laughed, reached out to touch the bracelet on his wrist, but it was empty, and groped around on his body. "Why is it missing?"

Taishang Laojun said that it was not a great treasure, but he still felt distressed when he lost it, so he hurriedly called the little boy to look around, He Fang also helped him find it, and walked into the garden dedicated to raising green cattle, he saw the little boy lying on the ground sleeping soundly , He Fang woke him up, and the little boy cried when he saw that the green bull was gone, fearing that the master would punish him.

The Taishang Laojun felt bad when he saw it, "It must be that evil animal who stole my treasure and went to the lower realm."

"I'll go with you."

He Fang followed the Taishang Laojun to the mortal world. The green bull had already taken over the mountain and became king, and was holding a diamond bracelet to deal with Xuanzang's master and disciple. Prototype."

The Taishang Laojun raised his hand and took back the diamond bracelet. The blue bull saw his master and lost his magic weapon, so scared that the two parties fought, lying on the ground like a green bull, flew into the sky, and Taishang Laojun stand together.

When Xuanzang saw He Fang, he kowtowed respectfully to He Fang first, and then said to the Taishang Laojun, "Your Taishang Laojun, your green bull has been harming the people in the world for eight years, and now you are almost taking me away." He kept saying that he wanted to eat my flesh and my blood, he was really more evil than the most vicious demon, it is better not to keep this kind of beast by your side."

The Taishang Laojun also knew that he was at fault first, and he was not angry after hearing Xuanzang's words. Now that he had drunk a few glasses of wine, he was a little bit ecstatic, and he was in a very happy mood. He kicked the green bull and kicked it to the ground , "If the little monk is not relieved, he will kill the heinous crime."

Xuanzang frowned, what an old rascal.

"It's better to give him an elixir as compensation." He Fang said aloud.

The Taishang Laojun had the most elixir, and without hesitation, he took out an elixir and presented it to Xuanzang, and then left with the green bull.

Knowing that it was his father who came forward to solve the problem for him, Xuanzang knelt on the ground to bid farewell to He Fang, kowtowed three times, and the black bear spirit and tiger demon also knelt on the ground to send He Fang away.

"Although the master is angry at you for not listening to him, you are still father and son after all, so how could he ignore you? If he hadn't invited the Taishang Laojun to subdue this green bull today, with our abilities, we would have no problem. I can't think of the origin of this green bull, even if I know, it is impossible to go to the heaven to ask the Taishang Laojun to take action." The black bear spirit said.

"I don't know, let's continue on the road." Xuanzang sighed and put away the elixir, waited for the tiger demon to find the white dragon horse, helped him onto the horse, and continued to head towards the west without hesitation.

"That little doll is very respectful to you, but cold-eyed to me, do you know each other?"

He Fang nodded, "Well, he is my son."

"Ah, since it's your son, why did you let him become a monk?"

"Indescribable."

When Taishang Laojun returned to his palace, he had the green bull dealt with first, and was flogged thirty times until he was bruised all over his body, as his punishment for going down to earth without permission.

Taishang Laojun and He Fang went back to continue drinking. He Fang took the wine glass and chatted about the matter between him and Xuanzang. Destiny is the way to get it?"

"What you said is true, but it's too late to say anything now. He wants to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, and I can't stop him."

"If I were you, I would have tied him up and dared to learn the scriptures. See if I don't break his legs. With you as a good teacher, wouldn't it be twice the result with half the effort if you want to cultivate Taoism? It's not kind."

The Taishang Laojun killed He Fang's whole bottle of liquor, started to speak freely, and then fell asleep after training the Xi family to talk about the master.

Taishang Laojun slept for three days, and when he woke up, he was still a little foggy. He was surprised to see He Fang looking at his alchemy furnace. No one is in control of the fire, so it would be bad to burn all the magical artifacts.

Taishang Laojun slapped haha ​​and patted his forehead, "Drinking is a mistake."

"You really opened my eyes. You have scolded all the people in this heaven. If anyone hears about it, they will have to avoid you, an old man."

Taishang Laojun asked in a low voice: "Who are you scolding?"

"The Jade Emperor has never scolded, but just taught him a lesson. The ones who scolded the most are Yuanshi Tianzun and Lingbao Tianzun who are ranked in the Sanqing like you. They scolded them..."

Taishang Laojun hurriedly covered He Fang's mouth, "Misfortune comes from the mouth, and misfortune comes from the mouth."

He Fang nodded, and the Taishang Laojun let go of his hand, "I can't be greedy anymore in the future."

"You gave Xuanzang an elixir, do you remember what elixir it is?"

Taishang Laojun thought for a while, took out the gourd, poured out more than a dozen elixir inside, and counted, "There is one missing marrow-washing elixir, which is an introductory elixir for our Taoist cultivation."

"It's a slap in the face, and I have to thank you."

"Thank me for what, who is Xuanzang?" Taishang Laojun looked at a loss.

You are an old fool.He Fang thought to himself, bid farewell to Taishang Laojun and went back to his cave.

Taishang Laojun scratched his head, and only remembered drinking and chatting with He Fang. Life was so happy, but he had no memory of what happened in the future. When he saw Qingniu who was beaten all over his body, he hurriedly walked over with distress, "My good Niu Niu!" , who beat you like this, I will avenge you."

Qing Niu, who was lying on the ground unable to move due to injury, looked up at him with teary eyes, who else but you.

Before He Fang returned to the cave, he heard Xiaoqing's call, he took out the gossip mirror, and Xiaoqing's voice came out from inside, "Chen E, men don't have a good thing."

"Xiaoqing, I'm also a man."

"You are not a good thing either."

Hearing Xiaoqing's angry tone, He Fang asked what happened, "But what happened between sister and Mr. Xu Xian?"

"Xu Xian, a heartless and ungrateful heartless man, is in vain for my sister to love him so sincerely."

Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian fell in love at first sight, but Xu Xian's family was so poor that he couldn't even afford a house and a dowry. Real estate, married happily and worshiped heaven and earth.

Because of the dowry gifted by He Fang, Xu Xian became a wealthy man in the local area, so he took his only relative in the world, his elder sister, into his home. The elder sister was like a mother, so Xu Xian handed over the family to his elder sister to take charge of it. Bai Suzhen didn't understand these things at all. I don't want to worry about such trivial things, so I don't mind.

The couple opened a medical clinic. Because of Bai Suzhen's help, Xu Xian was regarded as a miracle doctor by the people.

After three years of marriage, Bai Suzhen had nothing to do. Xu Xian was the only child of the Xu family. Xu Xian's sister persuaded Xu Xian to let him take a concubine. Bai Suzhen depended on Xu Xian in everything. Although she felt sad, but Still meekly agreed to Xu Xian's concubine.

That concubine was also competitive, and soon became pregnant with a child, so she tried to become the first wife. She was originally chosen by Xu Xian's sister, and the two had already stood on the same line. Xu Xian's sister always stood in front of Bai Suzhen, always Feeling ashamed, she didn't like the perfect Bai Suzhen, so she suggested that if the concubine gave birth to a son, she should be raised as an equal wife.

Xu Xian was a little hesitant, but seeing his little wife's belly growing day by day, he began to prepare baby supplies with great joy, and often stayed by the side of the concubine who was about to give birth. Just leave, the relationship between husband and wife becomes weaker and weaker.

Later, the concubine gave birth to a boy, and on the day of the full moon wine, she was promoted to be an ordinary wife. Bai Suzhen never showed up at the full moon wine, and she also asked Xiaoqing not to go out to mess around.

This story is very different from the plot on TV, but it makes sense when you think about it carefully. The ancients valued children very much. Because Bai Suzhen is a monster, it is not easy to conceive children. If there is a mother-in-law , Bai Suzhen's life is even more difficult, she has to take care of her mother-in-law every day, how can she not be as leisurely as in TV dramas.

"Why don't you go back to my Peach Blossom Island, even if you can't become a fairy in your life, I will help you refine the elixir to prolong your life, why bother to go through this evil fate."

"It's not that Guanyin Bodhisattva asked my sister to repay her kindness. I think this kind of favor can be regarded as repayment. You see, he has a wife and son, a wealthy family, and he has won the title of a miracle doctor. He is really proud. I will go to persuade my sister. "

Bai Suzhen is not to the point of despair, she is disappointed with Xu Xian, but most of the time it is to recall the warmth between the two, and Bai Suzhen found out that she is pregnant, now she just wants to give birth safely.

But the sky was not as she wished, when Xu Xian's eldest son Bai Tian was drawing lots, an eminent monk came and revealed Bai Suzhen's identity, threatening to come to catch the monster and do justice for the sky, after speaking, he beat Bai Suzhen with a tin stick.

Bai Suzhen had no choice but to fight. Although the eminent monk was forced to retreat, the people in the whole county knew that she was a monster. Arrived at Peach Blossom Island.

He Fang saw that Bai Suzhen was completely disappointed in Xu Xian, so he withdrew the original dowry. The house and hospital that Xu Xian bought with the dowry also disappeared in an instant, and Xu Xian became a penniless poor boy again. Without Bai Suzhen's assistance, her medical skills are mediocre.

Xiaoqing wanted to teach Xu Xian a lesson, but when she saw his downcast appearance, she was relieved, and instead of making trouble, she just said that she was a kind-hearted monster.

The author has something to say: After reading Wang Zuxian's version of The White Snake, I really hate men like Xu Xian, so I don't leave any room to black him here