[Comprehensive] Short-lived ghost

Wu Song, who has been away from home for more than a month, is eager to return home, wishing to grow wings and fly home. He misses the sesame paste at home, sweet and sour pork ribs, and pork with dried plums and vegetables. Oh, he doesn’t miss it so much because of food House's.

It’s been a long time since I listened to my brother’s bedtime stories. He’s not used to staying up late every night before falling asleep. I’m not by my brother’s side. I don’t know if my brother has been bullied. Did Erdao take good care of my brother? I'm thin and cold, can I leave enough money for my brother to spend, will my brother go to sell cooking cakes again, alas, how can this horse run so slowly.

Wu Song, who had already left the large army far behind, flicked his whip impatiently and galloped all the way on the official road.

Wu Song, who returned to Yanggu County, went to pay a job to the magistrate, and then went to the market to buy good wine, good food, fruit and cakes, and brought the things he bought in Tokyo. Bang bang kicked the door and shouted loudly: "Brother, open the door quickly."

After a long time, the door was opened, and a strange man came out. Seeing Wu Song's burly body and all his clothes, the strange man didn't dare to neglect: "Who do the officials want?"

"This is my house, who are you? Where is my brother?" He knocked the man away and entered the house. The man staggered and fell to the ground.

"Brother, brother—" Wu Song yelled several times but no one answered. He stared at the red eyes from driving all night, and grabbed the collar of the man on the ground, "What did you do to my brother? Tell me quickly."

"Strong man, strong man, if you have something to say, I just moved in. I don't know the strong man's brother."

"My elder brother is a good man who stands up to the heavens and earth. His writing can set the country and his martial arts can stabilize the country. He is handsome and well-educated. You don't even know my elder brother."

That man was crying, I don't even know you, how can I know your brother.

"Hey, Wu Erlang, you're back." The Wang Po from the opposite door came over and shouted kindly with a smile.

Wu Song turned to look at her, with anger and anxiety on his face.

"Wang Po, where did my brother go, do you know?"

"Of course I know, your brother is different now. I have seen that Wu Dalang is a man of great talent, and I really took my word for it. My Wang Po has lived for decades, and she is the best at judging people." Wang Po is still boasting, Wu Song was getting impatient.

"Take me to my brother."

Wang Po was startled by the sudden approach of Wu Song, and hurriedly replied: "Okay, okay."

Wu Song leaned over to pick up the food thrown on the ground, turned his head and saw the man shaking into a sieve, Wu Song got up and cupped his fists and said: "I offended you so much just now, this is my apology, and I'm leaving."

Wang Po went to the market and rented a donkey cart, Wu Song got into the donkey cart, drove for half an hour, and saw a towering house from afar.

"See, your brother lives here now."

Wu Song frowned and thought, but didn't speak.

When he arrived at the place, Wu Song took a few taels of silver and handed it to Wang Po as thanks.

Wu Song stood at the door and hesitated again and again before knocking on the door.

"Here we come." The door was opened, and a boy wearing a hat poked his head out, "Who is sir?"

"I'm Wu Song."

"It turns out that the second master is back." The young man opened the door and welcomed Wu Song in with a smile. He reached out and knocked on the bronze bell hanging on the door, which rang loudly.

He Fang, who was tutoring Sandao in the house, heard the bell and knew that there was a visitor. He asked Sandao to review the place he said just now, and then walked out of the study. It is not good that the house is too big. It takes several minutes.

Walking into the main room for receiving guests, I saw Wu Song who was besieged by the world.

Wu Song looked where he was with red eyes, got up and called out, "Brother, I'm back."

He Fang stepped forward and squeezed Wu Song's arm: "I've lost some weight. I've suffered a lot during this trip. Now that I'm home, I can rest well."

"elder brother……"

He Fang raised his hand to interrupt him, "I know you have a lot of questions, let's have a good chat after you take a shower and have lunch."

Wu Song could only suppress the many doubts in his heart and nodded.

"Brother, where does this hot water come from?"

"Brother, this soap is really fragrant, what is it made of?"

"Brother, that toilet is really useful."

"Brother, this bed is so soft, will this be my bedroom from now on?"

After Wu Song took a shower, He Fang took him to his room. Wu Song touched this and that, and chose a "sofa chair" to sit on. "It's so soft."

"Let's go eat first, take your time after dinner."

When Sandao saw Wu Song while eating, he still called him Wu Dutou.

After hearing this, He Fang said: "You are no longer a soldier. According to your seniority, you will call him Second Uncle in the future."

Sandao became excited, and looked where he was, "Then what should I call sir?"

"Naturally, sir."

Seeing Sandao's disappointed expression, He Fang tapped Sandao's head with his chopsticks, "It's too much, that's all, outside the study, you can call me uncle."

Sandao lowered his head when he heard the words, secretly wiped away his tears, put away his tears, and smiled and called his uncle and second uncle. Wu Song obeyed his elder brother in everything, and didn't feel anything about having an extra nephew, so he nodded in agreement.

The dishes on this table today are all Wu Song's favorites. There are sweet and sour pork ribs, braised pork with prunes and vegetables, fat sea bass, fragrant roast chicken and other dishes that he has been thinking about, which are richer than New Year's.

After a hearty meal and a full meal, when Wu Song saw that He Fang was about to leave the banquet, he held He Fang's hand, as if he was afraid that he would escape, and the question marks he held back were waiting for He Fang to answer him one by one. , can't let him run away, absolutely not.

He Fang was dragged into the bedroom by him dumbfounded, hey, I just want to go to the bathroom.

He Fang briefly explained where the money for buying the house came from, and how the deal with Ximen Qing was. After hearing this, Wu Song asked, "When did my brother acquire the ability to refine medicine?"

"From an ancient book, I just wanted to try, but I didn't expect it to succeed."

Wu Song kept frowning, and He Fang also felt that the words were not credible, but he couldn't tell him, your brother, I came from the 21st century, and I have a lot of skills, and poisoning is my specialty.

Wu Song frowned, as if he had figured it out: "Brother is extremely intelligent, even if he can refine the elixir of life, I would believe it."

He Fang smiled silently, he really worshiped himself blindly.

"Brother, I want to drink eight-treasure porridge tomorrow, and put more sugar." After finishing the business, Wu Song said with a smile.

From a cool face to a foodie face, the span is a bit big. Is this foodie really one of the [-] heroes, Wu Song who killed the tiger?

"I'll tell the kitchen to make it for you tomorrow morning."

Wu Song had a good night's sleep, but when he woke up, he overslept. He ran out while putting on his shoes, and when he walked to the backyard, he saw He Fang leisurely driving stakes. At this hour."

He Fang kept his eyes on the stake in front of him, and said: "I ordered Li Si to call you, to call you sorry, and you punched him, and your face was swollen to half the height. I don't know when you developed a strange problem. Thinking of Cao Mengde who killed people in his dream?"

Wu Song scratched his head when he heard this, "Why don't I have an impression?"

"I wanted to call you personally, but I was afraid that I would hurt you if I couldn't control the force." He Fang hit his elbow horizontally, and a section of the wooden stake snapped off, and said quietly, "Next time, try using an iron one." This pair of body and soul are not quite compatible, so He Fang sometimes can't control the strength well.

Wu Song wiped the cold sweat off his face, thankfully his brother didn't wake him up.

Wu Song didn't bother to eat, and hurriedly rode to the yamen to paint, which was similar to clocking in at work now. Wu Song arrived at the yamen and it was already high in the sun, and the county magistrate didn't blame him. He ate the food, asked about his health and care, and cared so much that Wu Song wished he could paint the ground for him in order to repay his kindness.

Before Wu Song left, the county magistrate invited Wu Song to come to his house for a drink tomorrow, and asked Wu Song to come with his brother, saying that he wanted to reward Wu Song for doing a good job this time.

When Wu Song got home, he dragged He Fang to talk about it, with a happy expression on his face, but He Fang smiled. As soon as Wu Song came back, a servant from the county magistrate sent an invitation card, which seemed very formal.

The servant bowed with a smile and said: "As soon as Wudu left, the county magistrate sent an invitation card, I'm afraid I have neglected the distinguished guest."

"The magistrate, tell me, how dare Wu Song not go, why bother to send an invitation." Wu Song said so, but he liked being treated so politely in his heart, and stretched out his hand to receive the invitation. Unexpectedly, the servant Pass the invitation to He Fang, "There will be a carriage to pick up Mr. tomorrow."

He Fang took it, "Got it."

When the servant left, Wu Song couldn't hold back and asked, "When did my brother meet the magistrate?"

"I saw it once."

Ximenqing once went to the Goulan Courtyard to have fun, and invited He Fang to go with him. He Fang happened to want to see and see, but the girls were too ordinary in appearance, and they were not good at putting on makeup. After all, he is also a young and energetic man, but he finally gave up. He really couldn't get excited.

Those girls are not bad in appearance, but He Fang has seen too many man-made or natural beauties, so he has no choice but to go back and solve it by himself.

In addition to inviting He Fang, Ximen Qing also had his business contacts and the magistrate of the county. Ximen Qing generously gave everyone a few Xiaoyao pills that night, and He Fang naturally didn't eat them. Some people put on airs and pretend to be lofty, such as the county magistrate, who has long been impatient with the girls around him, but because of the presence of others, he can't let go. Once he took the medicine, each of them became dissolute.

They don’t find a room for each of them, and the big men have no taboos, no shackles of identity, some pick tables, some pick chairs, some lean against the wall, some lean against the window, and do things like no one else. thing.

Xiaoyao Pills are not cheap aphrodisiacs. The reason why this group of people reacted so strongly was because they were already lustful, and secondly, the room was lit with incense to add to the fun, and finally it was Xiaoyao Pills.

He Fang exited the room, sighing with emotion, the ancients are really open.

The author has something to say: Haha, I only care about such a stupid and cute Wu Song