[Comprehensive] Short-lived ghost

Wu Song's dullness in matters of love between men and women is well documented.

He Fang's bedtime stories are always easy to read. Sometimes they are heroic stories, sometimes inspirational life stories, and there are also love legends. It all depends on the mood. Fortunately, He Fang is very eloquent. Investing, very engaging.

But whenever it comes to love stories, Wu Song is always not on the same channel as them. For example, how to talk about the myths and legends of Cowherd and Weaver Girl? Altair, which one is Vega, Wu Song just sneered.

"Why did the fairy go down to the earth to take a bath? She must have moved the heart of the earth and did it on purpose to deceive that stupid cowboy."

He Fang talked about Liang Zhu's beautiful love again. When Sandao heard that the two of them had turned into butterflies, he was already so moved that he couldn't speak, but Wu Song looked at him incomprehensibly, "There is a marriage contract on him, but he is still giving and receiving privately, Ma Wencai doesn't know After several lifetimes of misfortune, it's really pitiful to have such a fiancée."

What he said was so reasonable that Mito felt speechless.

After He Fang washed his feet, let San Dao go back to his room after pouring the foot washing water. Today, without telling stories, San Dao will leave, and He Fang calls Wu Song to sit beside him.

Seeing that Sandao was gone, Wu Song let go of his burden, complaining in his tone, "Brother, returning these to you is really, really unsightly." He turned his head away.

He Fang took it and teased: "But the painting style is too bad to catch the eye?"

"Brother, what do you mean by showing me these things?" Wu Song was a little angry this time.

"Teach you how to enter the bridal chamber, otherwise how will you leave an heir?" He Fang said calmly.

Wu Song was startled when he heard this, "You want to do this? I'm not married anymore, I'm not married anymore." Wu Song waved his hands repeatedly.

"You will feel disgusted and repelled until you have experienced it. When you taste the forbidden fruit for the first time, at your young age, I am afraid that you will not be able to stop."

Seeing that Wu Song still couldn't accept it, He Fang punched hard, "You and I are parents, so we have us."

"My brother is talking nonsense, but my mother clearly said that we dug them out of the ground."

If He Fang was born in a normal family, it would not be difficult to understand the origin of Wu Song's nonsensical words. Generally, when children are curious about where they come from, their parents will probably prevaricate and say that you picked them up from a trash can. It was given by buying washing powder, you were picked up after falling from the sky, and other nonsensical answers.

But He Fang hasn't experienced it before, so he doesn't understand. He even doubts Wu Song's IQ, saying that his mind is simple and his limbs are well developed. Isn't this Wu Song's limbs are too developed?So this IQ, alas, is really worrying, and He Fang can't bear to expose the truth.

"Okay, I'm talking nonsense, so don't take it to heart." He Fang had a flash of inspiration and thought of something, so he said, "Brother, let me tell you a story."

Wu Song couldn't be happier, and urged He Fang to speak quickly.

He Fang's story is very short, and the time for a cup of tea is over. He Fang has been observing Wu Song's expression, seeing him frowning slightly and pursing his lips. Nice to hear, the story of the emperor and the general, the general killed the enemy and made meritorious service, he is very brave, he is a man."

He Fang smiled and nodded.

"Is the emperor a woman?"

"No, it's a man."

"Brother, it's all about how men love each other. The story my brother tells is too shocking." He couldn't accept it more than a woman being an emperor.

Only then did He Fang pat him on the shoulder reassuringly, and pushed him back on the couch, it seemed that he was thinking too much, "Actually, that general is a woman disguised as a man and serving in the army for her father, she is a daughter."

Wu Song nodded and said with emotion: "Heroines should marry a wife like this."

So it turned out that He Fang looked at Wu Song meaningfully, he didn't like ladies or handsome men, it turned out that he liked women and men.

On the second day, I found a matchmaker and made a request. The matchmaker thought about it before realizing that there was such a qualified one. The family opened a martial arts gym. She practiced martial arts since she was a child. She didn’t look like a girl at all. Her parents were almost dying of worry.

After hearing this, He Fang followed the matchmaker to meet the girl first. The girl should be teaching martial arts in the martial arts hall at this time. The matchmaker brought He Fang to the door, but she dared not go in. She had told the girl a few blind dates before, and she didn't like it. When she was in love with her, she also looked down on others, and even thought that the matchmaker told her what no one wanted. The matchmaker was afraid that she would be violent, so she dared not see her again.

He Fang heard the matchmaker's cry, and felt that the girl had a real temperament and was worth seeing.

He Fang said that he wanted to practice martial arts. The man saw that He Fang was thin and short. He must have been bullied often, so he came here to practice martial arts. He didn't doubt it and brought him into the martial arts hall. "Master Lin, this man wants to practice martial arts with us."

The woman called Master Lin came over. The person who came was probably the girl the matchmaker mentioned. She was not as big and thick as He Fang imagined. She had good features and was tall. She was at least ten centimeters taller than He Fang and had a pair of big feet. It's hard to marry just these two things, and if you don't know piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, female celebrities, or cooking skills, you have to stay.

Lin Ruyi looked down at the thin He Fang in front of her, crossed her hips, and asked in a rough voice, "Why do you want to practice martial arts?"

"Physical fitness."

This reason is very suitable for He Fang. Lin Ruyi stretched out his hand to pinch He Fang's skeleton. He Fang's conditioned reflex flashed to the side. In the blink of an eye, he was three steps away from Lin Ruyi. Lin Ruyi showed a surprised look, and then made an attack gesture. to where.

He Fang dodged left and right with his hands behind his back from beginning to end, but he didn't seem flustered. Lin Ruyi's men were even more fierce, but they couldn't touch He Fang at all. She stopped her hands, clasped her fists and said with a smile: "Mr.

Knowing that it is better to be willing to bow down, her attitude is neither humble nor overbearing, she is a hearty woman, her temper is straightforward and not artificial.

He Fang nodded in satisfaction.

"I don't know Mr. Gao's last name yet?"

"Girl will know in the future, we will meet each other if we are destined." After speaking, she turned and walked away.

"Who is this guy? He can leave as soon as he talks."

"It doesn't look like you're here to mess things up."

"I seem to have seen that person before. His name is Wu Dalang. That's right, it must be him."

Lin Ruyi looked at He Fang who was leaving gracefully, and she was also curious about the purpose of He Fang's arrival, she turned her head and shouted to the disciples whispering behind her, "Practice."

On the second day, He Fang took Wu Song to the Lin family to propose marriage, "You will like that girl when you see her." He Fang packed the ticket and said.

In front of He Fang and Lin's father, the matchmaker exchanged the birthdays of Lin Ruyi and Wu Song.

"Either Mr. Wu is amazing. My wife, I have introduced so many girls to Wu Er, and there is no one more suitable than Ms. Lin. Looking at the horoscope of the birthday, it is a match made in heaven." Li Matchmaker still did not forget to compliment, and Wu Song I praised it a lot.

Father Lin looked at the birth date, and saw Wu Song standing outside the door like a pine tree from a distance. The more he looked at this son-in-law, the happier he became, and he hurriedly ordered someone to call the young lady back.

The girl of his family was out in public every day, mixed with men, and didn't have the old idea of ​​men and women fighting against each other, so he thought it was all right for his daughter to meet Wu Song.

When Lin Ruyi returned home, as soon as she entered the courtyard, she saw Wu Song standing in the courtyard, looking up at the swallow's nest under the eaves.

"You want to marry me?" Lin Ruyi asked straight to the point.

Hey, miss, please be more reserved, don't scare away the future son-in-law, the servant is anxious after hearing this.

Wu Song watched the swallows feeding the little swallows that were waiting to be fed, and somehow thought of himself, feeling inexplicably sad, and suddenly heard Lin Ruyi's question, Wu Song turned to look at her, and asked, "You are the one my brother asked me to marry?"

Lin Ruyi frowned, "Who is your brother, you can marry whoever he asks you to marry, heh, you are also called a man like this?"

"Hmph, who did your father ask you to marry, and who do you want to marry? How much better than me."

The two ridiculed each other, and Lin Ruyi rushed forward without saying a word, intending to try Wu Song's skills.

"It's terrible, the lady is fighting with the future uncle."

He Fang and Lin's father were discussing marriage, Lin's father stood up angrily when he heard this, oops, don't beat my son-in-law away.

Lin's father ran out with the servant who reported, and He Fang followed him out of the main room.

Lin Ruyi didn't reserve her strength, and her moves were fierce. Wu Song saw that she was a woman, so he didn't use his full strength to deal with it, so the two fought to a tie, evenly matched.

"Stop it, stop it." Lin's father jumped up and down anxiously, and Lin Ruyi beat her heartily and refused to stop.

Wu Song was annoyed by her entanglement, and he couldn't hurt a "weak" woman, otherwise, if word spread, Wu Song would lose face, so he seized the opportunity to grab Lin Ruyi's belt with both hands, and lifted her over his head, "No more chaos!" Move, I'll throw you out."

Lin Ruyi was honest now, and Wu Song put her back on the ground. When he saw his brother, he scratched the back of his head like a child who did something wrong, walked up to his brother with small steps, and bowed his head to admit his mistake: "Brother, I didn't fight. She hit me."

He Fang nodded, asked him to stand aside, cupped his fists and said to Miss Lin, "Miss Lin, let's meet again."

"It turned out to be sir. This time, sir, can you tell me your name?"

"I'm Wu Zhi, who is called Wu Dalang. This is my younger brother Wu Song."

"He's your younger brother, so it's no wonder he's good at it." Lin Ruyi walked up to Father Lin, who reprimanded her, blaming her for not doing anything with the guests.

"Father, I am willing to marry him." Lin Ruyi, despite her boyish personality, felt a little shy at this moment, and glanced at Wu Song.

The marriage between Wu Song and Lin Ruyi was now settled. He Fang took out 180 taels of silver as a dowry, signed the marriage letter in front of the matchmaker, and chose an auspicious day, and Wu Song could come to marry Miss Lin's family.

On the way back, He Fang asked Wu Song, "Do you like Miss Lin?"

Wu Song organized the speech for a long time, and said: "She is different from ordinary girls, and I have never seen such a pungent one."

"You don't like it? Then let's withdraw the marriage." He Fang said deliberately.

"How can marriage be a joke?" Wu Song said hastily, seeing the smile on the corner of He Fang's mouth, it turned out that his brother deliberately teased him, "Thank you brother for making arrangements for my marriage."

Wu Song bowed to the end and thanked him sincerely.

The author has something to say: He Fang is so keen on marrying Wu Song, and even left the house to him, in fact, to fulfill the obligation for Wu Dalang, and then he can completely separate from Wu Dalang's identity. When he arrives in Tokyo, he is just He Fang.