The king is here

Yan Yong's Weibo profile has long been changed to "Study in graduate school, don't disturb", and he has not posted much on Weibo. After all, he has too many things to do every day, and there are too few things worthy of his Weibo.Because of this, he just missed the birth of a pair of cp about him, and also missed the beginning of a dispute.

"Clear" cp is the homonym of "Qing" for "He Lai Zai" and "Chu" for Erchu.That's right, he and You San were formed into CP.

In the past, You San was always ridiculed by fans as a man with a sense of CP, and those who have worked with him, whether they are up owners in the game area or people in other fields, are basically worthy of CP with him, but the male god he fanatically pursues " One two two one two" except, after all, the two of them usually commit nympho unilaterally by You San in public places, and there is no intersection.Of course, he personally doesn't like being forced into cp by others, so whether he is a pure fan or a cp fan, he is more restrained and low-key, afraid of making him unhappy.In the past, because of the messy CP, he never cooperated with a certain person in a fit of anger, which really scared a lot of people.

But this time it was completely different.Because it can be said that this pair of cp was initiated by himself, the reason is naturally because he posted a Weibo.

——The third day of moving into Qingfeng Dashen's house, happy!

There is also a picture of a sofa at the back.

Fan: Meow meow?

This Weibo was posted at ten o'clock last night, and it exploded as soon as the comments were posted. Some asked what happened, some screamed that a new cp appeared, and some went to Yan Yong's Weibo to ask what was going on. Mess into a pot of porridge.When Yan Yong found out, two days had passed, and the matter had become uncontrollable.

At first, only two fans and some fans of "One Two Two One Two" followed this Weibo. Their reactions were relatively calm, and their attitudes were mainly ridicule.Later, more people probably reposted it, which attracted the attention of another group of people. These people are the CP fans of You San and the up master of a certain game area.

As mentioned earlier, You San is a person with a CP physique, and has many unofficially certified CP fans, the most popular of which is a game area up owner he has worked with before: Once Sky, referred to as Sky.

The two have worked together for a while, and released a whole series of live games. Because the voices of the two are in harmony, and they have a tacit understanding when playing games, so the CP fans of the two have increased rapidly. The related fan videos have bloodbathed station B. It can be said Redder than both of them themselves.However, having a lot of CP fans is not something to be happy about for You San, who is in the CP of the Wuxin group, because half of these CP fans may be immature and force their own cute points on their own cute CP.During that time, whenever You San collaborated with other people or posted a Weibo or video related to other people but did not upload it to Sky, they would be accused by them of "not caring about Sky's feelings" or "scumbag". , Even ordinary Weibo or live videos, the comment area is mostly occupied by them.Endless scrolling day and night, even affecting You San's real life, and finally got annoyed because one of the CP fans posted a series of acid words on his nympho "[-]" Weibo.

This incident caused a lot of trouble at the time, and You San declared that he had no relationship with Sky other than friendship, and deleted all the videos he had cooperated with Sky, and even declared that he would never be with Sky in the future. cooperate.However, Sky is someone who is unconditionally supportive of fans, so I privately advised him not to get too angry.Who is Ke Yousan?You can say he can, but you can't be sour on him!As a result, the relationship between the two dropped to a freezing point for a while, and it was only recently that it eased a little because of a talk show.

Since You became popular, the cp fans calmed down and chose to enclose themselves. Although they are still popular, they rarely bother themselves, and You San is out of sight and out of mind, so he doesn't mention it anymore.

However, it may be that You San’s attitude has eased, and the relationship with Sky has also improved a little. Recently, they have begun to pop up on major platforms, such as Tieba, Weibo, Station B, etc. The place where You San is also gradually Start seeing them.Maybe I feel that my cute CP is about to rise, and their food production is gradually returning to the level of the time when CP was the most popular.Just at this time, You posted this Weibo, which indirectly gave birth to a new pair of cp whose development momentum was not weaker than theirs.

The fans who claimed to be "two days" cp and the fans who claimed to be "clearing" cp confronted each other head-on.

The two sides used You San's Weibo comment area as a battlefield, and one side posted words such as "I feel sorry for the sky" and "The sky is green on your head", full of resentment.The other party is mainly fans of passers-by, and most of them are pure fans of Yan Yong and You San.At first everything was calm, even if the conversation between the two sides would smell like gunpowder, it didn't reach the level of an explosion, until a certain "two days" cp fan said a word.

——Qingfeng deliberately rubbed off on Master Chef's enthusiasm, right?Otherwise, how long have they known each other, why did they live together?

This sentence was like a fuse, causing both parties to explode at the same time.

Because of the anti-plagiarism incident, Yan Yong is very famous and has a lot of fans from passers-by, and his own fan base is not small. Naturally, many people saw this reply and refuted it.But "Two Days" CP fans are not vegetarians either. They have been fans for a long time and used to practice their eloquence with other CPs. They used irony to refer to Sang Huai and played around, fully reflecting the profoundness of Chinese and The speculation that Yan Yong hugged his thigh to rub the heat unilaterally turned into a reality.

"Clearing" cp fans is naturally not happy, but their number is small, even if there are many allies, they feel weak because of the short development time, so they retreat steadily.

You San actually didn't expect that his Weibo would attract so many troubles. When he found out, the comment area of ​​Yan Yong's last Weibo post had been captured by "Two Days" cp fans, and his Weibo was full of scolding wars.

"What's going on?" You San, who was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, muttered to himself, swiping the screen quickly with his fingers to look through the comments, his brows furrowed more and more, and the joyful mood at first was replaced by anger.

I posted that Weibo purely because I was happy living under the same roof as Yan Yong, and by the way, I got a wave of cp with him to entertain myself and find food for myself.But he never expected that things would develop like this, and Yan Yong was blackmailed by the "Two Days" CP, and he was so angry that he punched the sofa.

So, Yan Yong, who came out of the bathroom, saw a murderous You San who was concentrating on typing on the screen of the mobile phone at a very fast speed.

He had just finished taking a hot bath, and he was still surrounded by a thin layer of hot air.The body wrapped in a bath towel is slender and straight, the wet hair is still dripping, the cheeks and thin lips that are reddened by the hot water exude an elegant and seductive smell.

Sitting next to You San wiping his hair, Yan Yong took a look with his head, vaguely felt that he was fighting with someone, so he asked casually: "What happened?"

You San turned his head abruptly, and with a slip of his hand, he sent out the reply he had just typed.Facing Yan Yong's slightly lazy handsome face all of a sudden, the tip of his nose vaguely lingers with the scent of mint-flavored body wash on his body, You San blushes, and avoids to the side without a trace.

Yan Yong raised his eyebrows slightly, pretending not to see his little movements.

"No, it's nothing." I was a little annoyed, but You San didn't show it, and subconsciously chose to hide the matter on Weibo. He didn't want to disturb Yan Yong's study, and didn't want him to be troubled by it.And... this matter was caused by him, so of course he should take care of it.

"It's really nothing?" Yan Yong narrowed his eyes in disbelief.This guy, it looks like something is wrong!

Before he could answer, Yan Yong snatched his mobile phone and clicked on his latest Weibo. The string of hot comments on it almost blinded him.

"Two days"? "Clear"? "Hug your thighs to rub the heat"?And "cohabitation"? "cp"?What is this all about?

"Explain, explain?" Shaking the phone, Yan Yong squinted at him indifferently.

You Sanyan apologetically avoided his gaze, thought for a moment, and told him the whole story.

After listening to his narration, Yan Yong only had the urge to roll his eyes.

In fact, Yan Yong had heard about You San's behavior of blocking a certain cp of his before, but at that time he only wanted to improve his painting skills and didn't pay much attention to it, so he ignored it.By the time he had the time to pay attention, the matter would have been over long ago.

He didn't expect to be involved in it now, which really made him dumbfounded.

"Isn't it true that children nowadays have too little homework? It's okay to mess up CP, it's impossible in the first place. Do they still force the parties to do what they want? Also, what's wrong with us as friends living together? ? Why am I hugging my thighs to rub the heat?" Yan Yong became more and more puzzled as he talked, and he really couldn't understand the brain circuit of those fanatical CP fans.not to mention……

He glanced at You San, who was scratching his hair in distress, without emotion, and said in his heart: Even if it's hugging the thigh to rub the heat, you should do it.

"What, Qingfeng, don't be angry." You San was afraid that Yan Yongzhen would get angry, so he quickly grabbed his hand as a guarantee, "I will definitely deal with this matter, don't worry, they will never disturb you!"

Unexpectedly being grabbed by his hand, Yan Yong looked at You San strangely, then withdrew his hand silently and said, "Okay, I'll leave it to you, but be polite to the fans, you will depend on them for food."

You San looked down at the empty palm and smiled disappointedly: "No, I rely on those fans who really like me and respect me, not these cpky parties who look like princesses and princes."

……

Back in the room, Yan Yong closed the door but didn't go to the desk to study immediately, but leaned on the door panel and stared at the ceiling with empty eyes, feeling empty in his heart, not knowing what to think.

These days he lived a very stable life, three meals a day were contracted, and all trivial matters had nothing to do with him, he just needed to study in peace.But this down-to-earth made him uneasy, especially You San's attitude, which gradually made him suspicious.

Why did You San move to his house?With You San's financial resources, even if he doesn't want to live at home, there are plenty of places to go, right?

Why did You San willingly cook for him and clean the house without complaining?He is the president of a dignified company, rich and powerful, and his status is not low. Even if he is a good friend, it would be too much to do so.

Also, why when those CP fans scolded him, You San was more nervous and angry than him, and wanted to solve this matter sooner?You San didn't know that he was his male god, did he?

Yan Yong is not a person with high IQ and low EQ, and he doesn't like to escape, but he doesn't want to think about some things before they really come, otherwise it may cause the friendship between him and You San to break down.

Forget it, don't think about it for now.

Sighing imperceptibly, Yan Yong took out his phone to unlock the screen and logged into Weibo. When the home page was refreshed, the statement that appeared on the first article was the statement issued by You San half a minute ago. The tone and wording were uncharacteristically tough, with A resolute taste of completely blocking all CPs related to him and unreserved protection of Yan Yong.

——I am still single, and I already have someone I like. I hope that all CP fans will respect themselves and don't use your fantasies to disturb my life.Also, don't insult my friend Qingfeng, it's my request to borrow his house, even if it's me who hugs the thigh to rub the heat, it should be me.I have blocked all those who have scolded him and participated in scolding wars on my Weibo. Your love is too heavy, please forgive me!

Yan Yong knew what kind of situation it was without reading the comments, and You San estimated that there would be a wave of fans dropping soon.But what he said is also right, what deserves more attention should be those fans who really like him and respect him, not those who are still clamoring to quit their fans after their ky mistakes.

His fingernails lightly slid across the screen, and Yan Yong suddenly became interested, wanting to flirt with these CP fans.After all, the best way to deal with the KY Party is to use their hated CP to crush their illusions.

Rushing to the living room, Yan Yong pulled the dazed-faced You San, hooked him by the neck, and clicked into the camera for a continuous shot of [-].With a chocolate bar in his mouth, You San had a philosophical expression of "who am I, where am I, and what am I doing", unable to figure out Yan Yong's way.

"Qingfeng, what are you doing?" You San asked puzzled.

Skillfully using Meitu Xiuxiu P to cover his face with two cartoon pictures, Yan Yong quickly uploaded the photo and posted a Weibo: A smart guy who takes pictures no better than scissorhands and a second idiot who is eating a chocolate bar, who do you like more?

"If you want to deal with the cpky party, you don't have to be too troublesome." Snatching the bag of chocolate bars from You San, Yan Yong grabbed two of them and threw them into his mouth as he spoke, before walking back to the room swaggeringly.

You San looked at the empty hand, still confused.

Not to mention how many "two-day" CP fans have been abused by Yan Yong's sudden "show affection" Weibo, even Chu Er, who has been researching programs at Mao's house and hasn't been out for a long time, feels like a big bowl of dog food is pouring across the screen Stuffed in my own mouth, not to mention those "clear" CP fans who are screaming "official candy", the most important thing is that You San also liked and replied and reposted. This wave of counterattacks is so sharp that I have no friends .

The Weibo of the two of them was once again fried, but the blocked cp party did not dare to appear as a cp fan again, and could only watch the scene of the other cp joking, amusing and writing jokes, silently biting the corner of his clothes.

Half an hour later, Chu Er's new Weibo, which had been silent for a long time, appeared on the homepage.

——cp, I only stand to clear [doge]