[Quick Transmigration] Snake spirit disease also wants to fall in love

Fang Chi smiled at Shao Yin'er for a long time, but the other party still had a serious face, Fang Chi gradually stopped laughing, his eyes flickered, he folded his arms, leaned back against the wall and said, "Be careful!" Don't be so serious, I'm not taunting you, and I have no malice towards you, it's better to say that I'm here to help you."

Shao Yin'er stared at Fang Chi intently. Fang Chi's expression was as steady as Mount Tai, and her hostility receded. Like him, she leaned against the wall with her arms folded, and snorted: "You know my suffering, you also dressed as a woman Pass?"

"Hey," Fang Chi did mean to read a joke when he said that, and he was not very kind. At this time, he said apologetically, "No, but I can still understand it as a man. In this feudal society, Being a woman can suffocate people to death, Brother Shao, don’t you think so?”

"Don't call me Brother Shao." Shao Yin'er's eyes flashed: "My original name is Cheng Yu, Cheng Yu from Equation, Yu from Universe."

"Having said that," Cheng Yu immediately turned the topic into the focus of his attention: "You said help me, how can you help?"

"Although I am still a man with handles now, do you know how much powder I put on my beard every day? I don't let the servants enter the room when I take a bath. The prime minister's wife thinks I have a heart attack. I can't live or die. After seeing the doctor, she felt that I was rushed by something evil, and it was almost my limit to hide it so far, and it won't be long before my male body will be exposed."

"Brother, you have done a good job." Fang Chi straightened up from the wall, and patted Cheng Yu's shoulder: "I heard from the system that you have been here for a month and a half? It is also important to be able to hide it from the prime minister's house until today." It's okay, if something happens to you before I come, then I'm really hopeless."

Cheng Yu smiled uglier than crying: "Don't say that you did a good job. Be careful that I beat you up. Is it worthy of praise for being a woman? Don't slap me in the face."

"Tsk," Fang Chi sighed when he heard this: "You look down on men who pretend to be women. You really have to suffer. It's better to be like me. If I look as beautiful as a flower, I would be so beautiful in ancient times. If I can’t get a bite to eat, I’m thinking about wearing a flower hat and going on stage to sing in an opera, and I’ve accepted the female role.”

Cheng Yu sneered: "I can't tell, you are interested."

Fang Chi shrugged and decided not to dwell on this topic, he cleared his throat and said, "You have only been here for a month and a half, but I have been here for ten years to wait for you, you know? "

Cheng Yu was taken aback when he heard the words: "Ten years? Ten years in this place where the living conditions are incomparable with modern times?"

"Surprised?" Fang Chi raised his eyebrows: "That's why I said that your adaptability is not as good as mine...Forget it, don't talk about what's missing—first of all, remember that since you have traveled through time, you can't go back .”

Cheng Yu lowered his face when he heard the words, Fang Chi didn't say anything, and looked at him lazily, as if to say, "You just admit it." After some time, Cheng Yu finally seemed to give up, and responded: "Okay Yes, I see."

"Secondly, we must remember that as time travelers, we inherit not only the body of the original owner, but also his identity background, education, way of thinking, etc... You must say that you are you, but the current The current situation is that the traverser must learn to handle things from the standpoint of the original owner, there is a limit to OOC, excessive OOC will be regarded as ghosts and snake gods by stubborn ancient people, do you understand?"

Cheng Yu nodded with a dark face. He thought that his current situation was not very good.

"Then, I finally talked about what you care about the most." Fang Chi clapped his palms in front of Cheng Yu to improve his concentration, and said with a smile, "I'm thinking how can I help you? It's very simple. I won the first prize in the exam." , marry you as a wife, you can escape from the general environment of the prime minister's mansion, and in my mansion in the future, you can regain your freedom to a certain extent."

When Fang Chi said "to some extent", it was obvious that he was reminding him that he still wanted to be a competent Mrs. No. [-] Scholar.

Cheng Yu's face was at its worst tonight, he gritted his teeth and said, "Is there no way to get rid of it completely, obviously a man, you let me pretend to be a woman for the rest of my life?"

Fang Chi saw that he hadn't remembered the second point he just said, and said with a smile: "There is also a way to completely liberate, die, brother, do you want to try?"

Cheng Yu closed his mouth and stared at him.

"I don't recommend you try it in the prime minister's mansion. You are afraid of being found out when you enter the coffin. Try it after you get married." Fang Chi smiled and said: "Although doing this will ruin your brother and my reputation, but Brother Cheng really wants to marry you." If it's settled once and for all, brother won't stop you."

At this time, Cheng Yu really knew Fang Chi's ruthlessness. He didn't just want to help him. He did everything just for the task. Yes, they had nothing to do with each other.

Cheng Yu knew that an embarrassing time-travel, allowing him as a man to wear a woman's body, this fact is enough to make him suffer for a lifetime, but if he wants to live, he can't resist, he must play "Shao Yin'er" well, Only after agreeing to this can we negotiate terms with Fang Chi.

Fang Chi read his expression, saw a trace of compromise on his face, and smiled: "It seems that you understand."

Cheng Yu nodded reluctantly.

"You know how to comfort the old man when you go back. After all, they are the biological parents of his sister, so don't let him worry too much." Fang Chi said.

"You don't have to worry about that." Cheng Yu was a little upset when he saw Fang Chi giving orders, and his voice was cold.

Fang Chi just smiled: "Okay, I'll be relieved if I get along well with you. I'll marry you when I win the number one prize. After that, your life will be easier, bye."

Fang Chi waved his hand and stepped forward to leave.

Cheng Yu hated the word "marry" deeply, and said to his back: "I have practiced martial arts, and I know that I still say 'marry', 'marry', 'female', 'female' in front of me, I beat you to the point where you have teeth all over the floor."

"Oh, brother, don't be so angry. I'm talking about Shao Yin'er's sister. This girl is really good-looking. I will have a good time marrying her." Fang Chi waved his hand back and left the alley.

Cheng Yu, who had the same face as Shao Yin'er, felt that he had been shot. He stood there dumbfounded, feeling a surge of frustration in his heart.

With a neutral and beautiful face, he has hated himself a lot since he was a child, but he didn't expect that his face could overlap with that of an ancient girl and bring him here.

***

"Host, you are being followed."

Fang Chi passed through the noisy market due to the festival, and was walking home when he suddenly heard the system say so.

"kidding me?"

"believe it or not."

"Is there any malice?"

"It's not so much malicious, it's better to say..." The system suddenly stuck.

Fang Chi asked, "How about what?"

"I have mixed love and hate, and I'm a little nervous. It's quite normal. It's no different from the mental state of ordinary stalkers."

"It's probably for the money, but unfortunately, the young master has no money." Fang Chi put his hands behind his head, looking like he was roaming around, but in fact he was walking fast on the street at night.

"Leave." The system said.

"Giving up so wisely, I have to praise this thief." Fang Chi said: "By the way, I actually don't understand why a normal follower would love and hate someone. It's understandable to be nervous. How to explain this love and hate ?”

"Stalkers are either stalkers or thieves. These two types of people either have a kind of fanatical admiration for their objects, or they have absolute envy. You know, thieves also envy their objects for things they don't have, so they choose to attack. Yes, this is love, hate is very simple, why the object of stalking hate is not aware of his existence in daily life, why the object of thieves hate did not show any flaws for him to attack."

"...I feel something's wrong," Fang Chi frowned, shook his head and felt relieved: "Forget it, don't worry about it, you're a smart little thief, so don't bother him, go home."

Fang Chi finally got in touch with Cheng Yu, his heart sank, his footsteps became brisk, and he soon reached the bank of Yangliu.

Seeing the warm candlelight in the hut under the moonlight, his heart warmed, wondering if that guy He Wei was still working hard at night?

He pushed open the wooden door, walked into the room, raised his head and shouted: "He idiot, I'm back."

——He usually calls him Brother He, and when he is in a good mood, he calls him Idiot.

He Wei didn't respond.

Seeing only flickering candle shadows in the room, no one was around, and the scrolls on the table were left flat, Fang Chi felt a little strange, so he searched the room and found He Weiren in the kitchen, with his hands resting on the stove, his head He kept his head down, looking uncomfortable.

"What's wrong?" Fang Chi leaned over with concern.

"Don't come over." He Wei said, avoiding him with a strong reaction, Fang Chi was startled, and took a step back.

He looked up at He Wei, and saw that his forehead was dripping with sweat, and the flow hadn't stopped until now, as if he had done a strenuous exercise just now. His hands on the stove were pale, with blue veins, and he was a little bit too hard. distortion.

The most frightening thing was his eyes, which were so deep that they turned blue, as if he was immersed in something and couldn't recover.

Fang Chi was really anxious: "What's the matter? How could it be like this at home?"

Fang Chi held onto his arm, trying to remove his hand from the stove, but He Wei pushed it away again. This push was so strong that Fang Chi was almost thrown out, and Fang Chi fell into the kitchen On the pile of firewood, he fell on his back.

When he got up, Fang Chi felt extremely ashamed, and he also got angry, pointing at He Wei's nose and cursing: "It's so late at night, why are you so crazy?"

He Wei finally moved his eyes away from the stove, and looked straight at him, his eyes trembling unreasonably, no matter how angry Fang Chi saw his eyes, he couldn't help but worry about him again, and the two stared at each other Not long after, He Weida strode out of the kitchen, Fang Chi only heard the sound of the door slamming when he left.

Well, what kind of rebellious period is this.Are you late?They are all young people in their twenties, how can we learn from our junior high school students?

Fang Chi hid his anger by making complaints. He patted the ashes on his body, washed up hastily, lay down on the bed, and went directly to Duke Zhou.