After amnesia, Xianzun ran away with the ball
Chapter 11 The deity wants to lose weight
Lin Ruan was a man of action, seeing Xiao Zhuo's expression of disapproval, he immediately closed the door and locked it, and said through the wooden board, "No knocking on the door is allowed within half a month."
Xiao Zhuo thought about it and couldn't figure out why Lin Ruan suddenly wanted to lose weight.
Of course, he couldn't follow Lin Ruan. After all, their cub would be able to come out to see his father in eight months. Now is the time when he needs nutrition and protection the most.
In order not to irritate Lin Ruan, Xiao Zhuo shouted through the door, "Ruan Ruan, even if you lose weight, you still have to eat. We can eat less and eat more."
Lin Ruan sat on the bed, lifted his clothes with one hand, frowned and stared at his stomach, his abdominal muscles have been lost all this time!
The little belly is even slightly protruding, which is really tiny, but Lin Ruan pays much attention to (narcissistic) figure in private, so she found it right away.
He decided to nip obesity in the bud.
So much so that the instigator who caused him to lose his abdominal muscles, of course, didn't want to talk to him.
Xiao Zhuo reasoned outside, "You don't have any celestial power, how can you do it without eating or drinking? What if we starve out our treasure... baby Ruan Ruan!"
He wiped his cold sweat and almost said the baby.
The door of the room suddenly opened with a bang, and a sword stretched out from inside. Looking up, it was Lin Ruan's angry face.
"Can you say that again?"
Who are you calling baby?The glib bastard demon king!
Xiao Zhuo carefully brushed the tip of the sword away with one finger, "Don't be angry, what if the sword doesn't hurt me, but you feel uncomfortable because of excessive force?"
Lin Ruan stared at Xiao Zhuo with a terrifying expression, he wanted to cut off his tongue.
Xiao Zhuo reacted, and quickly apologized, "It's all my fault, if I hadn't sealed your spiritual power, you would have stabbed me with a light stab."
This consolation seemed useless, the person on the opposite side snorted coldly, and locked the door directly from the inside, "One more word, this deity will never die with you!"
Xiao Zhuo held back for an hour. Seeing that it was almost noon and Lin Ruan hadn't eaten yet, he gradually became anxious.
The old doctor said that nutrition during pregnancy must be balanced and thoughtful. Lin Ruan, who is pregnant with a fetus of fairy blood, needs to supplement nutrition even more. It is best to eat three meals a day or even four meals a day, and the ingredients must also be of the highest quality.
Xiao Zhuo can't let the fetus have an accident, not to mention that it is the crystallization of their love, if it is lost accidentally, it will also damage the mother's body.
"Ruan Ruan, can we come out and have a talk?" Xiao Zhuo pleaded depressed.
Thousands of mistakes were all his fault, and Shengsheng turned his previously delicate and easily knocked down baby partner into x cold.
After waiting for a while, there was still no movement in the bedroom.
Xiao Zhuo chatted persistently all morning, and Lin Ruan finally came out with a dark face.
"Are you a frog? Noisy."
He was not in a good mood, and he felt a little uncomfortable holding his stomach, and he always wanted to retch.
This stomach disease is too difficult to treat. When will it be cured? Every day nausea is too uncomfortable.
Lin Ruan's complexion was not very good. He sat on the stone bench under the pear tree, which meant that he was willing to talk.
His attitude is full of indifference, but Xiao Zhuo is not angry, after all he has made people's belly bigger and he has a guilty conscience.
"Ruan Ruan, it's not allowed not to eat, let's talk calmly, can we discuss a solution that both parties are satisfied with?"
Lin Ruan didn't speak, Xiao Zhuo just took it as his acquiescence, "Three meals a day are indispensable, you are retreating in the house, I will deliver the food on time, if you don't want to eat, you can eat less. Also, There must be no less fruit after meals."
Lin Ruan refused, "No."
Every time you cook, it suits the deity's appetite. The deity can eat two bowls every meal. Don't you have any points in your heart?
How can it be possible to see delicious meals and eat less!
I want to eat more when I smell it, don't try to trick me into gaining weight!
Xiao Zhuo negotiated the conditions helplessly, "Then don't eat fruit, and change it to fruit juice?"
"No."
"Three meals a day only eat vegetables and juice, no rice?"
"No."
Xiao Zhuo, "..."
He has always known that Lin Ruan is very difficult to deal with, otherwise he would not have chased him for decades, but Lin Ruan was even more difficult to deal with during pregnancy.
There are some self-willedness and hooks in this difficult thing, if you say you don’t eat, you don’t eat, but you come out to talk to you, unlike the past, when you don’t say much, you just kill people.
After thinking about it, Xiao Zhuo finally understood that in this matter, he had no right to make up his mind at all, so I used you to be self-willed, so I had no choice but to continue pampering you, looking at Lin Ruan with such helpless eyes, "You Tell me what you want to do?"
Lin Ruan was lit by his gaze, and felt his heart burning, but it wasn't all because of anger.
He looked back and thought about it, he was indeed a little childish recently.
Lin Ruan's face was burning, so don't keep calm, "Two meals a day, don't eat meat, only vegetarian."
Xiao Zhuo didn't even want to refuse.
The conversation between the two collapsed, Lin Ruan went back to the house with a flick of his sleeves, Xiao Zhuo stared at the stewed pork ribs, and sighed long.
Self-pitying and moaning for half a stick of incense, Mozun turned into an ant and slipped into the room through the crack of the door.
In the room, Lin Ruan, who talked about retreating, did not practice cross-legged.
He stood in front of the closet, fiddled with the clothes in the closet unhappily, picked out three or four pieces, put them on the bed, and then took off his clothes.
Xiao Zhuo lost his composure for an instant.
It has been a long time since he experienced the feeling of negative distance in the arms of nephrite and Wenxiang.
Lin Ruan's change of clothes almost killed him, a bystander.
Lin Ruan tried on several sets of clothes, sat on the edge of the bed in frustration, and threw the clothes on the bedding in annoyance.
Probably because of psychological effects, he felt that no matter what clothes he wore, he would look fatter.
Lin Ruan sighed, unbuttoned her underwear, and pinched her stomach.
My abs...
Xiao Zhuo exited the room, sat on the floor, thinking silently.
At first he thought that the matter of being pregnant with the cub had been discovered, but after thinking about it, he knew that there was another reason for the retreat before he was beaten.
After thinking about it, the clue was stuck on Lin Ruan's stomach pinching.
A ridiculous thought came to mind, Ruan Ruan, he must be worried about getting fat in his stomach, right?
"..."
We've been married for decades, but we haven't discovered that he has a narcissistic side?
Xiao Zhuo wanted to check it out, but he fell asleep Lin Ruan and fell into his dream.
His method was very simple and rude, directly turning into three fake Lin Ruan in front of Lin Ruan in his dream.
One is Lin Ruan with abdominal muscles, the other is Lin Ruan who is slightly fat, and the other is Lin Ruan who weighs two hundred catties.
Three dummies appear one after the other.
When Zhenlin Ruan saw the first dummy, he showed an expression of appreciation.
The second dummy has a less happy expression.
When the third dummy fell to the ground, it woke up.
The eyes of the two met, Xiao Zhuo was silent for a moment, then ran away.
There was a bang behind him, and something unknown hit the door frame, and Lin Ruan yelled angrily, "Who allowed you to come in!"
The dignified demon was chased and beaten by the mortal Yi Xianzun holding a broom.
Complying with Lin Ruan's anger, Xiao Zhuo knelt on the durian, aggrieved, and unyieldingly talked about the conditions of the retreat event.
"Do you really not consider adding juice to three meals a day? If you choose to refuse, you will be angry with me every day in the future. If you choose to agree, at worst, I will be beaten by you every day."
In order for the pregnant woman not to lose weight, he worked hard.
Lin Ruan weighed it, beating Mozun defeated the will to lose weight.
"Go to the mortal world and buy a hundred books of poetry."
Xiao Zhuo was pleasantly surprised, "You won't beat me up?"
Lin Ruan picked up a piece of spare ribs and looked at him coldly, "If you are interested, you can beat him, if you are not, you can endorse, and this deity will conduct spot checks every day."
Xiao Zhuo, "..."
It's too poisonous, but it's still cute as the fairy before amnesia.
Depressed, he turned into a cloud and left.
Lin Ruan paused with her chopsticks, raised her eyes to look at him, and the indifference at the corners of her mouth melted.
Xiao Zhuo left at noon and came back at night.Lin Ruan was not surprised. After all, there were guards at the Tianmen Gate. It would take time for him to come and go freely without being discovered.
After sleeping in the back mountain, Xiao Zhuo put a hundred books of poems in front of Lin Ruan and ran into the kitchen with great heartache.
"Ruan Ruan, I am willing to be beaten ten times by you in exchange for memorizing a poem."
"No."
"why?"
"Eight poems a day, instead of eighty beatings, this deity's hands are tired, and the Broken Star Sword must not be willing to touch you all the time."
Xiao Zhuo, "..."
Really, Ruan Ruan's mouth is getting stronger and stronger.
It's so powerful, it would be great if I could cooperate with my brother to kiss.
Xiao Zhuo can only think about it this way, if Ruan Ruan, who is in a state of amnesia, wants to take the initiative to kiss, it is as difficult as climbing the sky, so it is better to steal a kiss, at least to relieve it.
Thinking about it this way, Mozun got up in the middle of the night, fell asleep with someone, and kept warm for a while, but later, he kept too warm and got angry, so he could only pull out the eclectic fan story book from the couch, and hid in the back mountain to support himself. self-sufficient.
………………
Lin Ruan has always been an activist. He said that Xiao Zhuo would endorse him, and he really became a supervisor.
Recite eight ancient poems every day, one is not bad.
Xiao Zhuo has been living in hell these past few days, doubting for a thousand and one times whether he did something wrong by coaxing Ruan Ruan to eat the heart fruit.
After a few days of living in terror, he had a new idea.
Find a little doll and bring it to Ruan Ruan's bedroom to divert attention.
The little doll is so cute, Ruan Ruan must be busy taking care of the little doll, and forget to force me to endorse the book.
Xiao Zhuo praised himself for his wit in his heart, but because he lost his mind, Lin Ruan patted the top of his head with the scabbard.
Lin Ruan flipped through the script casually, and said coldly, "Recite quickly."
Xiao Zhuo: "T^T"
Xiao Zhuo thought about it and couldn't figure out why Lin Ruan suddenly wanted to lose weight.
Of course, he couldn't follow Lin Ruan. After all, their cub would be able to come out to see his father in eight months. Now is the time when he needs nutrition and protection the most.
In order not to irritate Lin Ruan, Xiao Zhuo shouted through the door, "Ruan Ruan, even if you lose weight, you still have to eat. We can eat less and eat more."
Lin Ruan sat on the bed, lifted his clothes with one hand, frowned and stared at his stomach, his abdominal muscles have been lost all this time!
The little belly is even slightly protruding, which is really tiny, but Lin Ruan pays much attention to (narcissistic) figure in private, so she found it right away.
He decided to nip obesity in the bud.
So much so that the instigator who caused him to lose his abdominal muscles, of course, didn't want to talk to him.
Xiao Zhuo reasoned outside, "You don't have any celestial power, how can you do it without eating or drinking? What if we starve out our treasure... baby Ruan Ruan!"
He wiped his cold sweat and almost said the baby.
The door of the room suddenly opened with a bang, and a sword stretched out from inside. Looking up, it was Lin Ruan's angry face.
"Can you say that again?"
Who are you calling baby?The glib bastard demon king!
Xiao Zhuo carefully brushed the tip of the sword away with one finger, "Don't be angry, what if the sword doesn't hurt me, but you feel uncomfortable because of excessive force?"
Lin Ruan stared at Xiao Zhuo with a terrifying expression, he wanted to cut off his tongue.
Xiao Zhuo reacted, and quickly apologized, "It's all my fault, if I hadn't sealed your spiritual power, you would have stabbed me with a light stab."
This consolation seemed useless, the person on the opposite side snorted coldly, and locked the door directly from the inside, "One more word, this deity will never die with you!"
Xiao Zhuo held back for an hour. Seeing that it was almost noon and Lin Ruan hadn't eaten yet, he gradually became anxious.
The old doctor said that nutrition during pregnancy must be balanced and thoughtful. Lin Ruan, who is pregnant with a fetus of fairy blood, needs to supplement nutrition even more. It is best to eat three meals a day or even four meals a day, and the ingredients must also be of the highest quality.
Xiao Zhuo can't let the fetus have an accident, not to mention that it is the crystallization of their love, if it is lost accidentally, it will also damage the mother's body.
"Ruan Ruan, can we come out and have a talk?" Xiao Zhuo pleaded depressed.
Thousands of mistakes were all his fault, and Shengsheng turned his previously delicate and easily knocked down baby partner into x cold.
After waiting for a while, there was still no movement in the bedroom.
Xiao Zhuo chatted persistently all morning, and Lin Ruan finally came out with a dark face.
"Are you a frog? Noisy."
He was not in a good mood, and he felt a little uncomfortable holding his stomach, and he always wanted to retch.
This stomach disease is too difficult to treat. When will it be cured? Every day nausea is too uncomfortable.
Lin Ruan's complexion was not very good. He sat on the stone bench under the pear tree, which meant that he was willing to talk.
His attitude is full of indifference, but Xiao Zhuo is not angry, after all he has made people's belly bigger and he has a guilty conscience.
"Ruan Ruan, it's not allowed not to eat, let's talk calmly, can we discuss a solution that both parties are satisfied with?"
Lin Ruan didn't speak, Xiao Zhuo just took it as his acquiescence, "Three meals a day are indispensable, you are retreating in the house, I will deliver the food on time, if you don't want to eat, you can eat less. Also, There must be no less fruit after meals."
Lin Ruan refused, "No."
Every time you cook, it suits the deity's appetite. The deity can eat two bowls every meal. Don't you have any points in your heart?
How can it be possible to see delicious meals and eat less!
I want to eat more when I smell it, don't try to trick me into gaining weight!
Xiao Zhuo negotiated the conditions helplessly, "Then don't eat fruit, and change it to fruit juice?"
"No."
"Three meals a day only eat vegetables and juice, no rice?"
"No."
Xiao Zhuo, "..."
He has always known that Lin Ruan is very difficult to deal with, otherwise he would not have chased him for decades, but Lin Ruan was even more difficult to deal with during pregnancy.
There are some self-willedness and hooks in this difficult thing, if you say you don’t eat, you don’t eat, but you come out to talk to you, unlike the past, when you don’t say much, you just kill people.
After thinking about it, Xiao Zhuo finally understood that in this matter, he had no right to make up his mind at all, so I used you to be self-willed, so I had no choice but to continue pampering you, looking at Lin Ruan with such helpless eyes, "You Tell me what you want to do?"
Lin Ruan was lit by his gaze, and felt his heart burning, but it wasn't all because of anger.
He looked back and thought about it, he was indeed a little childish recently.
Lin Ruan's face was burning, so don't keep calm, "Two meals a day, don't eat meat, only vegetarian."
Xiao Zhuo didn't even want to refuse.
The conversation between the two collapsed, Lin Ruan went back to the house with a flick of his sleeves, Xiao Zhuo stared at the stewed pork ribs, and sighed long.
Self-pitying and moaning for half a stick of incense, Mozun turned into an ant and slipped into the room through the crack of the door.
In the room, Lin Ruan, who talked about retreating, did not practice cross-legged.
He stood in front of the closet, fiddled with the clothes in the closet unhappily, picked out three or four pieces, put them on the bed, and then took off his clothes.
Xiao Zhuo lost his composure for an instant.
It has been a long time since he experienced the feeling of negative distance in the arms of nephrite and Wenxiang.
Lin Ruan's change of clothes almost killed him, a bystander.
Lin Ruan tried on several sets of clothes, sat on the edge of the bed in frustration, and threw the clothes on the bedding in annoyance.
Probably because of psychological effects, he felt that no matter what clothes he wore, he would look fatter.
Lin Ruan sighed, unbuttoned her underwear, and pinched her stomach.
My abs...
Xiao Zhuo exited the room, sat on the floor, thinking silently.
At first he thought that the matter of being pregnant with the cub had been discovered, but after thinking about it, he knew that there was another reason for the retreat before he was beaten.
After thinking about it, the clue was stuck on Lin Ruan's stomach pinching.
A ridiculous thought came to mind, Ruan Ruan, he must be worried about getting fat in his stomach, right?
"..."
We've been married for decades, but we haven't discovered that he has a narcissistic side?
Xiao Zhuo wanted to check it out, but he fell asleep Lin Ruan and fell into his dream.
His method was very simple and rude, directly turning into three fake Lin Ruan in front of Lin Ruan in his dream.
One is Lin Ruan with abdominal muscles, the other is Lin Ruan who is slightly fat, and the other is Lin Ruan who weighs two hundred catties.
Three dummies appear one after the other.
When Zhenlin Ruan saw the first dummy, he showed an expression of appreciation.
The second dummy has a less happy expression.
When the third dummy fell to the ground, it woke up.
The eyes of the two met, Xiao Zhuo was silent for a moment, then ran away.
There was a bang behind him, and something unknown hit the door frame, and Lin Ruan yelled angrily, "Who allowed you to come in!"
The dignified demon was chased and beaten by the mortal Yi Xianzun holding a broom.
Complying with Lin Ruan's anger, Xiao Zhuo knelt on the durian, aggrieved, and unyieldingly talked about the conditions of the retreat event.
"Do you really not consider adding juice to three meals a day? If you choose to refuse, you will be angry with me every day in the future. If you choose to agree, at worst, I will be beaten by you every day."
In order for the pregnant woman not to lose weight, he worked hard.
Lin Ruan weighed it, beating Mozun defeated the will to lose weight.
"Go to the mortal world and buy a hundred books of poetry."
Xiao Zhuo was pleasantly surprised, "You won't beat me up?"
Lin Ruan picked up a piece of spare ribs and looked at him coldly, "If you are interested, you can beat him, if you are not, you can endorse, and this deity will conduct spot checks every day."
Xiao Zhuo, "..."
It's too poisonous, but it's still cute as the fairy before amnesia.
Depressed, he turned into a cloud and left.
Lin Ruan paused with her chopsticks, raised her eyes to look at him, and the indifference at the corners of her mouth melted.
Xiao Zhuo left at noon and came back at night.Lin Ruan was not surprised. After all, there were guards at the Tianmen Gate. It would take time for him to come and go freely without being discovered.
After sleeping in the back mountain, Xiao Zhuo put a hundred books of poems in front of Lin Ruan and ran into the kitchen with great heartache.
"Ruan Ruan, I am willing to be beaten ten times by you in exchange for memorizing a poem."
"No."
"why?"
"Eight poems a day, instead of eighty beatings, this deity's hands are tired, and the Broken Star Sword must not be willing to touch you all the time."
Xiao Zhuo, "..."
Really, Ruan Ruan's mouth is getting stronger and stronger.
It's so powerful, it would be great if I could cooperate with my brother to kiss.
Xiao Zhuo can only think about it this way, if Ruan Ruan, who is in a state of amnesia, wants to take the initiative to kiss, it is as difficult as climbing the sky, so it is better to steal a kiss, at least to relieve it.
Thinking about it this way, Mozun got up in the middle of the night, fell asleep with someone, and kept warm for a while, but later, he kept too warm and got angry, so he could only pull out the eclectic fan story book from the couch, and hid in the back mountain to support himself. self-sufficient.
………………
Lin Ruan has always been an activist. He said that Xiao Zhuo would endorse him, and he really became a supervisor.
Recite eight ancient poems every day, one is not bad.
Xiao Zhuo has been living in hell these past few days, doubting for a thousand and one times whether he did something wrong by coaxing Ruan Ruan to eat the heart fruit.
After a few days of living in terror, he had a new idea.
Find a little doll and bring it to Ruan Ruan's bedroom to divert attention.
The little doll is so cute, Ruan Ruan must be busy taking care of the little doll, and forget to force me to endorse the book.
Xiao Zhuo praised himself for his wit in his heart, but because he lost his mind, Lin Ruan patted the top of his head with the scabbard.
Lin Ruan flipped through the script casually, and said coldly, "Recite quickly."
Xiao Zhuo: "T^T"
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