After amnesia, Xianzun ran away with the ball

Xiao Zhuo squatted outside for a long time, and only entered the bedroom after the topic of weight loss was over.

This time was still early at noon, and he was afraid of stimulating people who were determined to lose weight, so he didn't dare to take out the snacks and put them on the table.

After thinking about it, he put a bunch of snacks on the kitchen table, turned and left.

After a while, he cast an invisibility spell on himself and returned to the courtyard again.

Lin Lang, who had vowed to lose weight, looked towards the kitchen frequently, and her saliva fell from the corner of her mouth.

He completely forgot what he said before, approached the food with short legs, and chose a bunch of grilled sausages and candied haws.

After eating a few mouthfuls happily, he ran to Lin Ruan to offer the treasure, "Big brother, this is candied haws, it's delicious."

Lin Ruan stared at Lin Lang indifferently, seeing that he was eating happily, she swallowed back your words about losing weight.

Lin Lang chatted while eating, and her state was very different from when she first came to the dormitory.

"Brother, there are so many delicious things over there, such as red dried tofu, sugar figurines, roast duck, and stinky tofu."

Lin Ruan: "..."

Glancing at the kitchen from the corner of his eye, he thought for a while, straightened his back, and said to Lin Lang with a stern and elegant demeanor, "There is food for the spirit rabbit in the living room, go find it."

Lin Lang raised her head innocently: "But there is still a carrot in the rabbit house?"

"There is cabbage in the living room. You are friends, so you can't eat it by yourself, but the rabbit only has one carrot to eat."

Lin Lang thought for a while, and agreed with this truth. He gave Lin Ruan the candied haws he had eaten half, "We are also good friends, I can't eat it by myself and leave big brother alone."

Lin Ruan: "...No, I don't want to eat."

He sat down and pretended to read a book, the sun shone on his body, and he looked like an immortal of Yazheng.

Linlang had no choice but to go to the living room to look for cabbage, since big brother won't eat it, then I will eat delicious food with Lingtu~

As soon as he entered the living room, he was grabbed by someone with one hand on his waist and one hand covering his mouth.

While struggling, I heard Xiao Zhuo's deliberately lowered voice.

"Don't make a sound."

Mozun lifted his invisibility: "It's me, you are eating and playing in the house, don't make a sound, don't come out."

Lin Lang nodded obediently, and obediently went to the back of the living room to sit down and eat snacks seriously.

Although he is still young, his perception ability is very strong. After getting along these days, he vaguely understands that the big villain treats the big brother very well and will not make the big brother sad.

He is still a child, after his knot is untied, he can eat, drink and play, without the complicated thoughts of adults.

The two stayed in the living room for about ten breaths, and Lin Ruan in the courtyard moved.

Xiao Zhuo immediately cast the invisibility technique on himself again, saw Ruan Ruan glanced towards the living room, and then walked quickly into the kitchen.

Lin Ruan glanced at the kitchen counter and picked out a bowl of stinky tofu.

After a pause, he dug a large spoonful of chili from the chili jar, put vinegar in it, and quickly stuffed it into his mouth.

After finishing the stinky tofu, he reached for the roast duck.

Finally, I reached out to the boneless chicken feet with pickled peppers and sauced pig's trotters.

Half of each food was settled, and then the eyes fell on the sweet-scented osmanthus cake and grilled squid.

After I was full, I took a bunch of candied haws and gnawed.

Lin Ruan glanced in the direction of the living room, sat back on the couch contentedly, and resumed the cool and cool posture of an immortal.

Xiao Zhuo who witnessed the whole process: "..." Didn't you say you wanted to lose weight just now?

Forget it, Ruan Ruan has been duplicity for a year or two.

He lifted his invisibility and greeted Lin Lang: "You can go back, don't say you've seen me."

Lin Lang nodded, and ran back to the courtyard with the Chinese cabbage handed over by Xiao Zhuo.

Lin Ruan, who was full of food and drink, rested his hands on his stomach and was drowsy. He heard Xiao Zhuo talking dimly.

He opened his slack eyes and looked sideways. It turned out that Xiao Zhuo had come back at some point, and was smilingly delivering sugar to Lin Lang.

"Lin Lang, do you want to have barbecue tonight?"

"Think~"

"Then we'll have barbecue tonight."

Lin Ruan fell asleep and didn't hear what Mozun said behind him.

"After eating my barbecue, you will help me coax Ruan Ruan to go to the Demon Realm for the holiday tomorrow, you know?"

"Good~"

It was already dusk when Lin Ruan woke up, and Xiao Zhuo was teaching Lin Lang to practice calligraphy in the courtyard.

He couldn't help but look at it for a while longer, and felt that Mozun, who was teaching seriously with downcast eyes, couldn't move his eyes away.

Xiao Zhuo suddenly raised his head.

The two looked at each other.

Panic flashed across Lin Ruan's eyes, and she pretended to be calm, "I'm hungry."

After speaking, he suddenly remembered the self who was determined to lose weight in the morning.

"........."

Forget it, Xiao Zhuo didn't know that the deity was angry about losing weight.

Xiao Zhuo got up, the sun was shining on his face, warm and bright, "Then let's have dinner early today, how about the barbecue?"

Lin Ruan answered rationally first, "Okay."

The courtyard is full of smoke and smoke of food, and there is a small round table next to the barbecue grill, and three people sit around, not spacious nor crowded.

Xiao Zhuo sat at the end near the fire, responsible for grilling and delivering food to everyone.

Seeing that Lin Ruan and Lin Lang couldn't put it down, he smiled happily.

He became interested and wanted to drink, but was banned by Lin Ruan.

He had no choice but to put it back in the wine jar, knowing in his heart that Lin Ruan was haunted by him last time.

He wasn't depressed either. After all, Lin Ruan was very fun that day, and he didn't bother him because of his good face afterwards.

Speaking of which, when he chased Lin Ruan crazily decades ago, Lin Ruan also had a good face.

At that time, the Immortal Venerable and the Demon Venerable were evenly matched, and neither could kill the other. If they were in this state, it would be fine if they were enemies.

But at that time, the Demon Lord changed his nature, and the Demon World was ready to start another war with the Immortal World. The Demon Lord rejected all the proposals for war, and even played "Never Return".

It often disappears for three to five days.

If there was a friendly exchange of news between the immortal and demon worlds at that time, it would be found that the demon master disappeared for a few days, and the immortal master disappeared for a few days.

They disappeared not because of the fight, but because the Demon Lord forced the Immortal Lord to descend to the mortal world.

If the immortal does not agree, Xiao Zhuo will lead [-] elite soldiers to the gate of heaven to beat gongs and drums to beg for marriage!

After receiving the sound transmission from the Mozun, the Immortal Venerable was so angry that he didn't eat for a day, but the Mozun had eyeliner in the fairy world.

On the second day, Xianzun received the sound transmission.

"I heard you stayed up late on a hunger strike? Go down to earth, or I'll take someone to the gate of heaven immediately!"

Immortal Venerable had no choice but to compromise.

Thinking of what happened at that time, Xiao Zhuo couldn't help laughing out loud. Fortunately, Lin Ruan was shameless, otherwise how could I discover his cuteness and embrace him?

To attack Lin Ruan, you can only do the opposite - you can't lose face!

Xiao Zhuo lightly kicked the toe of Lin Ruan's shoe under the table, "Do you know what day tomorrow is?"

Considering the soft mouth of others, Lin Ruan didn't give a cold face, "I don't know."

"Tomorrow is our wedding anniversary!"

Lin Ruan maintained the posture of biting squid with a skewer, his eyes widened and he raised his head suddenly.

"!!!"

Xiao Zhuo rubbed the top of his hair: "Are you surprised? Tomorrow, 20 years ago, was the day we got married. The two worlds of immortals and demons were all decorated with lights and festoons. That day became the most important day in the two worlds, called marriage." Festival, has the same meaning as the Qixi Festival in the world.”

Lin Ruan: "!!!"

He was so shocked that he even forgot to push the hand on his head, and asked in a trembling voice, "Is it known to both worlds?"

Why the fuck has it become an important marriage day?

Did the deity have brains at that time?Actually agreed to put on lights and festoons all over the world?

This deity was an immortal deity at that time!Married to a man, not to mention, but also known in both circles?

Xiao Zhuo shook his head: "It's not that everyone in the two worlds knows it, it's that everyone in the world knows it. From that day on, the demon world and the demon cultivator stopped killing indiscriminately, and even made friends with the immortal cultivator, punishing evil and promoting good together. The world likes the demon world very much.

As for the demon world, your apprentice is the demon king, how can they not know that you and I are married?I heard that on the day we got married, the decoration of the Demon King Palace was very similar to the new house we got married in. "

Lin Ruan lowered her head: "Stop talking."

It's so embarrassing to sit here and listen to the marriage history.

What happened in the intervening decades?Many things are not what the deity can do.

Xiao Zhuo really stopped talking, he touched Lin Lang's arm.

Lin Lang had been waiting for this moment for a long time, raised her head and said innocently, "Brother, tomorrow is your anniversary, can we hang out together? It must be very lively, Lin Lang hasn't gone out to play for a long time."

He looked at Lin Ruan expectantly.

Lin Ruan was silent for a moment, turned his eyes away and refused, "You go with him, the deity retreats."

Xiao Zhuo sighed at the right time: "Is this the seven-year itch that is rumored in the world? We have successfully passed the first two itches, are we going to lose on the third one? Ruan Ruan, don't you want to find me a mistress? Then get a divorce in a fair way?"

Lin Ruan was a little flustered when he was forced to ask: "Don't talk nonsense, whoever you want to look for, what does it have to do with this deity?"

Xiao Zhuo complained: "Now you eat my clothes, wear mine, use mine, and want to divorce me all the time, and now you even support me to go out and find someone else!"

"I, the deity didn't! Shut up!"

"Sure enough, marriages without children are false. You must be looking for a fairy to have children with you. You despise me for not being able to have children!"

"……no!"

"that is!"

"no!"

"You are! If you don't go to the Demon Realm with me tomorrow, you will announce the divorce to the world!"

Lin Ruan subconsciously wanted to explain, but suddenly she was taken aback, and said coldly, "Oh, then divorce."

Xiao Zhuo: "..."

Mozun realized later that he had gone too far, and his momentum weakened, "Can't you and I change our faces? No one can recognize it..."

"No, I don't trust you."

"...Why don't you trust? My soul fire is still in your body, can't you feel my sincerity?"

Lin Lang, who had agreed on the assist, was now devoting himself to eating. He felt particularly bad for no reason.

Xiao Zhuo couldn't get Lin Ruan's consent in the end, so he lost his temper and sat in the open space beside him sulking.

In spite of his anger, he turned his head to peek at Lin Ruan from time to time.