Four male gods forced me to transform [Entertainment]

Li Mi tremblingly followed Stepi into the door, looked around swaggeringly, and touched his chin.

Tut tut, not bad, not bad, very warm.

Apart from these two words, I can't think of other adjectives.

Seeing Li Mi wearing a suit on a hot day and sweating all over, Bu Li went back to the room and turned over two clothes, asked Li Mi to take a shower in the bathroom, and reminded him to keep his voice down, his parents were still sleeping.

Li Mi took a change of clothes and suspected that he was daydreaming.

so good?Don't bring a man home every three days, familiar with the way, the habit becomes natural, right?

No no no.Parents are still at home, a little virgin, how can he be so courageous, he must be kind, soft-hearted, tsk tsk, cute.

Li Mi shook his head and walked into the bathroom, came out of the shower in a daze, took the T-shirt on his body and smelled it, there was a faint smell of perfume, which was inexplicably familiar.

"Fit?" Bu Li asked.

"It's okay." Li Mi looked at Bu Li, and then at his clothes, it was obviously a size too big, so he asked, "Your father's?"

"It's from Chiling." Bu Li poured cold water on it.

"Grass!" Li Mi cursed, grabbed the hem of his clothes and rolled it up, took off his T-shirt and threw it on the ground, then turned and ran to the bathroom.

Bu Li picked up the T-shirt and followed to the bathroom, Li Mi was pouting out the dirty clothes in the laundry tub.

Bu Li folded his arms to watch the play.

Li Mi didn't pull the shower curtain when he was taking a bath, and the bath water splashed all over the place. The clothes in the basin were wrinkled together with sweat and bath water. It's a man!

Li Mi took out his clothes, frowned in disgust, but moved quickly, shaking off the water stains before putting them on his body.

"You're insane!" Bu Li grabbed the clothes and threw them into the washing machine, cursing, "It's so dirty that you still wear them, you're out of your mind!"

"Yes! I'm crazy! I'm just crazy!" Li Mi became crazy and scolded himself, staring at the clothes, and still poking his head into the washing machine.

"Get out, I'm going to take a shower!" Bu Li pushed the person out of the door, and closed the door with a "bang". After two seconds, he opened a crack, threw Chi Ling's T-shirt out, and quickly closed it again.

Li Mi was so angry that his teeth were itching, but there were still people at home. He was afraid that the noise would wake up his father-in-law and mother-in-law. When he came out and bumped into him, a naked man, he kicked him out of the house. He had no choice but to pick up Chi Ling's T-shirt and wear it. superior.

Li Mi was wearing Chi Ling's T-shirt and jeans, walking around the living room scratching his head, finally waited until Bu Li came out of the shower, and hurried up to strike up a conversation: "The clothes are okay, but these pants are a bit tight."

"This is a loose fit, why is it tight?" Bu Li glanced at it and continued to wipe his hair.

Li Mi chuckled, and pointed down meanly, "Here."

Bu Li innocently looked down in the direction Li Mi pointed, his face stiffened suddenly, and the veins on his forehead burst out.

"Hmph." Li Mi consciously regained his composure. He folded his arms and collapsed on the sofa. He proudly raised his legs. Seeing that Bu Li was frozen in place, he rubbed his stomach and trembled. The legs urged, "I'm starving to death, I want noodles, I want noodles."

Bu Li's patience finally reached the breaking point.

He walked up to Li Mi, bent down, staring at Li Mi with dark eyes.

"It's hard."

"what?"

"fist!"

"..."

"..."

"Speak up if you have something to say! Don't hit anyone! Shh, shh, keep your voice down, father-in-law and mother-in-law are still sleeping!"

"Yue, you are big! Go to hell!"

Bu Li has been disciplined since he was a child, and he is even more shameless. How could he really hit him? He punched Li Mi's arm twice intentionally, like a tickle. The anger was getting more and more intense, and he was afraid that his parents would wake up if the disturbance continued, so he hurriedly took people downstairs to cook something for the plague god.

Pearl rice, mushrooms, green vegetables, corn, pine nuts, ham, shrimp, crayfish meat, served with Bu's ancestral spicy seafood sauce, is an authentic bowl of Bu's mixed fried rice.

Bu Li handled the ingredients skillfully, while serving the broth, he didn't forget to scoop a spoonful of clams and razor clams into it to hang fresh.

Bored, bored, this nasty, annoying, porn-minded bad guy.

Bu Li fried with a shovel and scolded, the more scolding became more and more vigorous, the fried rice came out of the pan quickly, the broth was ready, and finally sprinkled with green onion and coriander, it was done.

A large bowl is full, with plenty of rice, hot and fragrant, and heart-warming soup, which makes your index finger move.

Li Mi was pleasantly surprised——

"Hey, how do you know that I love coriander? It seems that you pay attention to me."

Followed by dissatisfaction -

"Why don't you help me pick chopsticks? You pick chopsticks for him, and you pick chopsticks for me too."

Bu Li squinted his eyes and slapped the table hard.

Li Mi shrank his neck, and to be honest, he took the chopsticks and broke them apart, before burying his head in eating.

Before getting to know Chi Ling, Bu Li felt that his cooking skills were very good.Anyway, it's the young owner of the food stall, so it won't smash its own signboard.

But he could tell that Chi Ling didn't like his noodles at all.

Bu Li is very disappointed, but it is understandable. After all, the growth environment is different, and there is no way to force things like taste.

I once doubted my cooking skills, as if I had a lump in my heart, and when I was busy, I seldom cooked anything for the guests.

But now, this annoying guy in front of him gave him a sudden confidence in his cooking skills.

If he could pretend to be such a vicious eater, he would be dead.

"It's delicious, um, um, it's delicious." Li Mi ate Hesai, poured down the last mouthful of soup, rubbed his stomach, and felt full.

Bu Li lay on the table and looked at it for a long time, still a little skeptical, "It's really so delicious?"

Li Mi stretched his waist, "Really, I ate them all!"

Bu Li took the spoon, scraped the bowl twice, and stuffed the little rice left in the bowl into his mouth.

"Hey, what are you doing? Why are you stealing my food? It's not my leftovers, I kept them on purpose, five lobster meats! Is there anyone like you? Did you grab all the food and put it in the guest's bowl? I want to complain!" Li Mi yelled.

Bu Li pretended not to hear, carefully chewed the fried rice in his mouth, um, it was good.

Hope was rekindled in the eyes of the owner of the food stall.

Li Mi was a little dumbfounded.That's my leftovers, doesn't he dislike it?Silly and foolishly, another person fell in love.

"What are you laughing at?" Bu Li didn't understand.

Li Mi hummed twice, "It's nothing."

After Bu Li cleaned up the dishes, he put the QR code on the counter in front of Li Mi, "50 yuan, thank you for your patronage."

Li Mi transferred one hundred, and waved his hand gracefully, "Tip, don't look for it anymore."

Bu Li sat down and asked Li Mi, "Do you like food stalls?"

"Skewers, who doesn't like it." Li Mi clicked his tongue twice, "Seafood crayfish in summer, grilled lamb chops in mutton soup in winter, it's delicious."

Bu Li smiled, quite down-to-earth.

The two sat facing each other when suddenly there was no sound.

Gradually, Bu Li couldn't sit still anymore, and stared at Li Mi, "Don't tell me?"

"Alas~" Li Mi sighed, "I just had enough, let me take it easy."

Bu Li squinted his eyes, his face became more and more ugly.

"He's fine, don't worry." Li Mi said reluctantly.

Even though he didn't want to admit it, Li Mi knew very well that if he hadn't said Chi Ling in the corridor just now, he wouldn't have won the honor of entering the hall.Li Mi knew that he was a tool person in Bu Li's heart, because he wanted to know about Chi Ling, so he reluctantly let him into the house, and endured his disgust to deal with him for so long.

Bu Li was not satisfied, "What else?"

Li Mi pouted, "It's gone, what else can there be?"

Bu Li lowered his face.

"Lawsuit, yes, there is no need to rush the lawsuit." Li Mi squeezed the toothpaste, "It's okay, it will be over soon."

A bowl of rice, in exchange for these few words, Bu Li wanted to go to the kitchen to get a kitchen knife.

Isn't it just a pool?Comparing yourself is not much better than yourself, at most you can pretend than yourself. As for being so delusional?Li Mi complained unconvinced: "What do you think of me? Since morning till now, you haven't given me a good face. How can I be inferior to him?"

Bu Li got angry, "I'm telling you something serious, can you be more serious!"

Li Mi raised her eyebrows, "Why am I not serious? Are you begging for help?"

Bu Li was already holding his breath, but now he exploded even more.

"Well, let me tell you, I have a problem with your entire existence!"

"I'm your boss!"

"Then you fire me, I thank your whole family!"

"Fry it, I'm not the one who wants to know the news anyway!"

"You bastard!"

There was another fight.

The two of you said one sentence, and I said one sentence, from the "Star Wardrobe" to the drink commercials, they pulled out all the past grievances and quarreled all over the place.

Bu Li was so angry that he almost pressed Li Mi's head to make him spit out the fried rice.

Li Mi was arguing and arguing, but suddenly laughed.He is very talented, and his thinking is naturally unique. Not only does he feel that Bu Li is cuter when he is angry, but he also thinks that flirting is a good start.

After a while, Li Mi took off his hat and subdued obediently when he saw that he had irritated him a lot, "Look, I've lost my will, so can't you trust me once? Calm down, let's talk carefully, ah~ good boy."

Bu Li said stiffly, "No!"

Li Mi was helpless, and took the initiative to take a step back, "Well, from today onwards, I will only tell you the truth. Whatever you ask and what I say, I will tell you everything. Is this okay for the head office?"

"What you say is up to you, whether you believe it or not is up to me." Bu Li had a clear logic.

"Okay." Li Mi didn't care much, and directly threw a bombshell, "I sent the photo back."

Stepping away from the table, "It really is you!"

"Don't get excited, I haven't finished." Li Mi comforted Bu Li, "I did get the photo from his stepmother, and it's the original version. About this story... I don't know how he told you I said it. Based on my own investigation and judgment, his stepmother did plan to force him to be a male prostitute. He got on that Q or something by himself. Oh, it’s too convoluted to remember. In short, he did have a relationship with that woman. Through that woman, she managed to get out of Fogg's control. His stepmother would definitely not do it, and hired a lot of private detectives to take pictures of them. That's why I got those pictures, and I planned to use them to revenge him when I was in a hurry. From my first God took over his affairs, so he told me about the photos, I have always known about it, and I have been trying to find a way to help him solve it. The strange thing is that his younger brother..."

Bu Li was taken aback, "You mean Chi Yi?"

"Yes, that's him." Li Mi nodded, "How should I put it, it's weird. He's a bit stupid, but he's not bad. It's like being brainwashed by someone since he was a child. I thought that he must hate Chi Ling as much as his mother, but guess what, he actually helped his brother. His feelings for Chi Ling are very strange. To put it mildly, it seems that he regards Chi Ling as a belief in life, crazy Because he was caught between his mother and his half-brother, he was very painful. I asked him to find out the photo of Chi Ling and give it to me. He agreed, and because of this, he completely quarreled with the family. Turned over. I thought he was a little unstable, so I arranged for him to stay with me temporarily, and he is still there. I originally planned to send him back to China to find a job for him, but when Chi Ling went back, he died. If he refuses to leave, I have no choice but to let him go."

Bu Li hehe, "You have such a good intention? Do you think I'm stupid?"

Li Mi gave a "tsk", "Okay, I think he looks okay, and Xixi also said he was okay, so I wanted to bring him back to enjoy the heat of Chiling, it's a pity, He won't."

Bu Li rolled his eyes, he believed it.It is estimated that I can often go to bed when I bring it back, and solve any needs.

Who said he was stupid?Not stupid at all.Nothing can be hidden from him.Li Mi sighed, and continued: "After getting the photos, I deleted and burned the photocopied version, and sent the original version back to China, and let him put it away by himself. You know his temper, he doesn't believe anyone, I'm afraid I will help him He deleted it, because he always felt that I was lying to him, so he must have secretly saved it to threaten him in the future, so let him do it himself. But I really didn’t expect him to put the photo on the Internet by himself.”

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