Four male gods forced me to transform [Entertainment]

Eating noodles can make so many moths, Bu Li was speechless, "You have hot eyes, hot ears, hot brain, all of them are hot!"

"No, spicy, spicy oil, spicy oil splashed into my eyes!" Li Mi covered his eyes and jumped up, circling in a hurry, "Washroom, where is the restroom, take me there, take me there quickly, I can't see, I'm going blind!"

Bu Li looked at the noodle bowl, he saw that the chili oil was really scattered all over the place, maybe it really splashed in his eyes, he panicked, he hurriedly took Li Mi to the bathroom, turned on the faucet for him to flush.

Li Mi stretched out his head and leaned under the faucet, closed his eyes to flush the water indiscriminately, and kept yelling, "It hurts, it hurts, I'm blind, I'm going to be blind, it's all because of you! If I'm blind, You will be responsible for the rest of your life!"

The person who is nearly 1.9 meters tall, with a pair of long legs crossed, bent down with difficulty, curled up in front of the sink in a strange posture, his bald head was almost completely stuffed into the sink, and the water rushed to the bald head, smashing a series of drops , the picture is damn funny.

Bu Li was in no mood to joke.

What Li Mi said was right, it was indeed his fault.The chili oil is hot, splashing into the eyes is not a joke, it is impossible to say no to panic.

"Don't make noise, flush the water first, I'll call an ambulance for you, or do you have a family doctor... Oh forget it, let's call an ambulance first!" Bu Li said, taking out his mobile phone to dial 120 for emergency treatment.

"What, an ambulance?" Li Mi choked, raised his watery head, and smiled, "I don't need the ambulance, I feel much better."

Bu Li paused, and his eyebrows were tightened, "You lied to me!"

"No, I didn't!" Li Mijuan squinted his eyes to defend himself, "It really splashed, it hurt so much just now, and it got better after flushing through the water. If you don't believe me, it must be red, or Very uncomfortable!"

"You're so annoying!" Bu Li pushed Li Mi's head back into the sink, told him to continue flushing, then turned and left.

When Li Mi heard the movement, he turned his head away in surprise, and called out the door with tears in his eyes: "Hey, you left? You just left like that? Are you leaving me alone? How can you leave me alone?"

Bu Li shouted through the door, "You're so annoying, I'll get you eye drops!"

When Bu Li came back with the medicine box, Li Mi also came out after flushing the water.

Mirror, gauze, cotton, cotton swabs, eye ointment, lotion, quite complete.

Bu Li stuffed the towel into Li Mi's hands, opened the eye drops, pointed to the sofa, told Li Mi to sit down, then walked up to Li Mi, pressed Li Mi's shoulders to let him lean on the sofa, and told him carefully: "You Don't move, I'll flush your eyes with eye drops. Tuck it in with a towel so that it doesn't flow on your body."

"Hmm." Li Mi tilted her head obediently, and concentrated on enjoying the considerate service from Bu Li.

Bu Li pressed Li Mi's upper and lower eyelids, leaned over and approached.

One drop, crooked, ran down the cheek to the chin.

Two drops, crooked too much, fell into the mouth.

Bu Li squeezed the eye drops close to his eyes, and finally got the drops right, even though he couldn't guarantee the right drops every time, and a lot of it dripped onto his face and mouth.

Li Mi didn't realize it, smacked his lips and muttered, "You're so kind."

Bu Li pretended not to hear, dripped for a while, then stopped and asked, "Is it delicious?"

"Ah? Oh, it's delicious, it's delicious." Li Mi regained his senses, frowning, unable to express his suffering.

Bu Li took a step back, dazzled the eye potion, "You do it yourself."

"Okay." Li Mi took the eye drops, and it was rare for him to talk, which shows how unpalatable the eye drops are.

Bu Li held back for a long time, finally bent over unbearably, laughed so hard that he beat the sofa, almost collapsed and rolled over.

Li Mi hummed twice, looked at his glasses, and said, "Be happy, be happy with me, think about what I said before, I can make you happier!"

Bu Li's smile froze, and his fist hardened unconsciously.

"Don't, don't." Li Mi smiled apologetically, and when he thought of something, he stiffened again, "I said before, I want to come to your house to see you, I care about you, am I wrong?"

"Hum!" Ghost lettered.

After working for a long time, my eyes didn't hurt anymore, but they were terribly red.

Li Mi stroked his non-existent hair in front of the mirror, he was still handsome and harmless.

He noticed the color of the mirror, thought of something, and suddenly said, "You really like blue."

The topic changed too quickly, and Bu Li was stunned for a moment, "Who said that?"

"Hee hee."

"Bullshit."

Li Mi pointed to the mirror.

"That's not mine, it's my mother's." Bu Li explained, what kind of makeup mirror does an old man want!

Smelly Xixi, she said that Xiao Taozi likes blue, what kind of overalls shirt should he wear, is really playing tricks on him!

Li Mi pouted, "Then what color do you like?"

Bu Li thought for a while, "Green."

"What? You like green?" Li Mi couldn't believe it, "I hate green the most. As long as you are a man, you shouldn't like green."

Bu Li didn't speak, too lazy to answer.

Unwilling to give up, Li Mi kept annoyed Bu Li, "Why? Why do you like green?" "There is no reason." Bu Li was serious, "Liking for a reason is not called liking, but a choice."

"Eh? Uh... oh! That makes sense~" Li Mi rubbed his head, his eyes lit up, he took out a small notebook from his trouser pocket, took out the ballpoint pen next to the notebook and buried himself in writing.

"What are you doing?" Bu Li was curious.

"Write down what you said." Li Mi spread out the notebook, and it was indeed what Bu Li said just now, even the date.

Bu Li took a glance, "Nervous."

"How do you call it a nerve? Maybe it will be used someday." Li Mi muttered, "Not only what I said, but also what I like to eat, use, and play. Write it down, and buy gifts based on this in the future. Surprise! It works, chasing boys depends on it, and I don’t tell ordinary people.”

"Then why did you tell me? What does it have to do with me." Bu Li rolled his eyes, begging heavily for a pair of ears he hadn't heard.

"I want to chase you, I want to sleep with you, why is it nothing to do with you?" Li Mi said innocently, "And you told me to tell the truth. Tell you, it will be difficult to chase you in the future. If I can, I don't want to tell Yours, but I can't break my word."

"Fuck you! Get out!" Bu Li yelled.

Li Mi buried his head, and there were three more words in the notebook—top, roll.

"Neuropathy!"

There are three more words in the notebook - neuropathy.

"Do you want to be ashamed?"

The notebook...the notebook flew.

The pen also flew.

Bu Li grabbed the things and threw them away, staring at Li Mi, "I tell you, I don't like men!"

Li Mi hehe, "Do you think I will believe it?"

Bu Li changed the words, "I don't like scum!"

Bu Li has never scolded anyone like this, not even Gu Yiwei in his previous life.

Gu Yiwei is an out-and-out scum, and Li Mi, due to the limited time spent together, strictly speaking, Bu Li has only heard relevant comments from this person in Chi Lingkou.

Bitches, scum, etc., are never nice things to say.

But that's just Chi Ling's evaluation.

He copied Chi Ling's evaluation as his own judgment standard, is he looking at people with colored glasses?

"Even if I'm a scumbag, I'm still a scumbag with principles." Li Mi lowered his face, "I don't like to force others, and I never force others. Don't make a mistake."

Bu Li lowered his eyes, feeling impulsive.

Is he angry?Anyone who is scolded like this will not be happy, let alone from the first meeting to today, he has not done anything to apologize to himself.

Should I apologize?Bu Li hesitated, raised his head guiltyly, and faced a magnified face.

Li Mi snapped his fingers, made a gesture of shooting, and pointed at Bu Li, "I like others to take the initiative, so I'm not in a hurry. I'll wait for you to deliver it to my door, and wait for you to like me."

Ahhh!I know how this kind of person can feel sad about such a trivial matter!

Bu Li was annoyed by his unnecessary worries, and replied without burden: "So you just waited at your own home and tricked me into filming commercials at your place?"

"This, this...cough cough cough." Li Mi covered her lips, "I'm not lying. I wanted to buy your company a long time ago, and your boss tried his best to recommend you to me. I couldn't resist my kindness, so I let you come here. "

It was so early, the two really knew each other a long time ago!Bu Li questioned from the bottom of his heart, "Why do you want to buy our company?"

Li Mi raised her eyebrows, "Is there even a question? Of course it's because of you."

"you like me?"

"of course."

"why?"

Li Mi thought for a while, "There is no reason, liking for a reason is not called liking, it is called choice."

"..."

Bu Li held his forehead and persuaded himself to calm down.

Slowly, he felt as if he understood.

"I see, you don't actually like me." Bu Li smiled, "Because you hate Chi Ling, and Chi Ling and I are good friends, so you want to be with me to make Chi Ling mad, don't you?"

Bu Li thought that he was right in the heart and would embarrass the man to some extent, but unfortunately he underestimated how shameless Li Mi was.

"You're so smart, that's what I thought, tsk tsk tsk, it's cool to think about it." Li Mi confessed, "But besides this, there is another reason."

Bu Li subconsciously asked, "What?"

"Of course it's because you're good-looking!" Li Mi rubbed his chin and smiled indescribably, "It's cute, pink and tender, like a peach, soft, slippery, and..."

"Shut up!" Bu Li jumped up and strangled Li Mi's neck, not allowing him to say another word.

"...More, more juicy." Li Mi blocked Bu Li's arm, and tenaciously completed it, thinking that after returning to China for half a month, Xiao Taozi might not have discovered that the two of them had already broken through the safe distance between strangers. It has advanced by leaps and bounds, and it has reached the point where it can be started at any time.

But he won't say it.

If I said it, the flirting and flirting and flirting from time to time would definitely be gone, so I didn't say anything.

Although I don't know how the little white rabbit that was agreed at the beginning was turned|taught by Chi Ling into a small pepper in a blink of an eye, it doesn't matter, it is spicy enough, he likes it!

After the quarrel, Li Mi cleared his throat, "Okay, let's be serious. In fact, I bought your company, not for myself, but because of Xixi. There have been fierce internal fights in GT these past few years. Me, I'm ashamed to say that I'm always wandering outside alone, and Liu Xixi is alone in the company, so I'm embarrassed. This time, because of a web show project, she didn't have a good time with those old guys. If I want to do it alone, then I must support her, so I will come out with her. By the way, I will integrate the resources in my hand and prepare to do a big job. Not only your company, I also bought Jiji Literature, Guagua Video, Humheng Film and Television, Miaomiao Media..."

The corner of Bu Li's mouth twitched, "What's all this?"

"Interesting, hahaha! I just bought it because the name is fun." Li Mi was proud, laughing out two canine teeth, like a second-generation ancestor who was taken advantage of.

Bu Li knew he wasn't.

Leaving aside the strange names, literary websites, video platforms, film and television companies, media companies, and brokerage companies do seem to be going big.

"Because of GT's internal strife, it made Xixi a little annoying, so maybe I was a little anxious before, which caused a little misunderstanding between you. It doesn't matter now, anyway, Chiling's popularity hasn't caught up, so let's not talk about the past. , write it off, okay?" Li Mi considered Bu Li's expression.

Bu Li didn't speak.

Li Mi thought for a while, straightened his waist, and sat upright, "Jokes are jokes, private life is private life, and I have always kept things separate from work. Let me ask you on behalf of Xixi, are you willing to sign a contract with us? Willing to join us, be our new top streamer, and help us usher in a new era."

"I don't want to." Bu Li said firmly.