The actor's cannon fodder ex-husband is reborn
Chapter 22 I Can't Live Without You
Look beyond the surface.
Dong Junying frowned: "What do you understand?"
"I think senbei may not simply refer to senbei." Jian Nanmao suddenly realized, a little excited: "Let's think more openly, this program is classical food, so maybe the names of the ingredients are also related to ancient Chinese? "
This idea works.
Dong Junying frowned: "Does Xianbei have other meanings in ancient Chinese?"
Jian Nan pushed the bicycle slowly: "You can go to the library to check, although it is a little waste of time."
What he was worried about was that the two of them hadn't been found yet, and it was getting dark.
Dong Junying rubbed his chin and thought: "Look for someone to borrow a mobile phone and check it out."
"No." Jian Nan denied the suggestion: "When I came here, the director said that you can't use your mobile phone to look up information. Did you confiscate the mobile phone without looking at it?"
Dong Junying walked slowly with him, not knowing what he was thinking.
The audience on the bullet screen was also very worried:
"It's very difficult for the Hanhan combination to win."
"Hahaha, the two bronzes are matched together here."
"Brother Li followed up with a sample, and now I have bought something."
In the era of big data live broadcast, fast-paced is what is important. Once a group falls behind or there is nothing to watch, the ratings will drop in a straight line.
Jian Nan is still thinking hard.
"During the Shang Dynasty, immortals referred to fish." Dong Junying scratched his head: "Is there a stop in the shell? There is also a stop meaning in it."
The crown prince wiped the sweat from his brow: "So it might be Yu Zhi's meaning."
Jian Nan's eyes lit up, and she was extremely pleasantly surprised: "Okay, you Xiao Dong, you are a master of learning and wealth, you are awesome!"
Dong Junying showed a proud smile on his face, coughed lightly, and raised his head: "Be low-key, low-key, just understand the superficial, what is there that I don't know?"
Seeing his proud appearance, Jian Nan wanted to laugh, and coughed deliberately: "Brother Dong is amazing, how about I teach you how to ride a bicycle?"
"..."
Dong Junying's face changed drastically: "No!"
Jian Nan laughed out loud, imitating the tone on purpose, with ups and downs and long endings: "Is there anything I don't know?"
Dong Junying became exasperated and raised her voice: "Jian Nan!"
"Pfft." Jian Nan smiled sullenly, while perfunctory: "Okay, let's go, Brother Dong, let's go back and buy fish!"
Xiao Dong got into the car angrily, and Jian Nan drove back to the fish market, only to find out that there really was such food as Yuzhi, and there was only one store selling it in the whole seafood market.
Jian Nan and Dong Junying went over and met the stall owner.
The stall owner is killing fish: "You want to buy fish?"
Jian Nan nodded: "Yes, please pretend it for us, and we will pay how much."
The stall owner was not in a dilemma: "Did you see the bucket of seafood over there? It can be sold for 500 yuan in total. If you sell it to me today, I won't charge you."
Jian Nan and Dong Junying looked at each other, smiled, and hurried away with the bucket.
The audience is also getting better:
"Finally found the right way to solve the problem"
"These two are so funny."
"I didn't like Jian Nan before, but now I think it's a bit pleasing to the eye, but it's actually pretty good."
Jian Nan took the crown prince to Luyazi, saw Dong Junying wearing a small purse on his waist, which looked very eye-catching, and asked casually: "Your purse is very beautiful, which embroiderer's work?"
Dong Junying always had a small pouch hanging on her waist, which was very eye-catching.
Jian Nan said casually, "Your purse is pretty."
"It looks good." Dong Junying was not reserved at all: "My mother left it for me. She is very good at handicrafts, especially embroidery."
Jian Nan had heard before that Dong Junying's mother passed away early.
He changed the subject tactfully: "It's pretty good-looking, let's sell it here."
Dong Junying responded.
This is a relatively small-scale seafood market. Not only are they selling seafood on the side of the road, but other small stalls and fishermen are also selling it. On the contrary, this small ancient city is close to the sea, and generations of fishermen have made a living by fishing. So the seafood here is affordable and fresh.
Jian Nan yelled for a long time, and passers-by left when they heard the price.
Dong Junying squatted beside him and thought of an idea: "I'll find a piece of paper and put it in front to attract people's attention."
Jian Nan became curious: "What is written on the paper?"
Dong Junying rubbed his chin, pondered for a long time, finally his eyes lit up, and he clapped his hands: "Sell fish to bury father!?"
"..."
Before Jian Nan could react, the audience laughed like crazy anyway.
"Boss Dong, are you okay?"
"People sit at home, but the coffin comes from the sky."
""President Dong:? ?Heard that I'm dead? ""
Jian Nan patted him: "There is no one like you."
"Isn't that what's written on TV?" Dong Junying sat down beside him: "In this way, people will see us pity us and come to buy fish."
Jian Nan couldn't laugh or cry.
The bucket of seafood given by the stall owner was really expensive, and Jian Nan was ready to sell it, but suddenly there were more people waiting, and most of them were girls.
The little girls stared at each other: "Give me two hundred!"
Jian Nan was suspicious: "Will it be too much?"
"No, no." The little girl suddenly shy: "That's right, can you please take a photo with me?"
audience?
Jian Nan and Dong Junying looked at each other.
Dong Junying was surprised: "You take a picture with him, why don't you take a picture with me? Is it because I'm not handsome enough?"
The little girl was taken aback: "I'm a fan of Nan Nan."
Dong Junying said: "So you won't take pictures with me?"
The audience in the live broadcast room found it quite interesting:
"Our little Dong has a strange desire to win."
"Hahaha, Xiao Dong wants to save face."
In the end, the little girl took a group photo with both of them. Before leaving, she hesitated for a while, and finally approached Jian Nan and shouted: "Although Xiao Dong is also very good, but Nan Nan, I support you and Brother Li." Together!"
Jian Nan was taken aback.
Dong Junying was dumbfounded: "What did she just say?"
"Cough." Jian Nan pretended to be dead: "I didn't hear clearly."
Dong Junying held the money in disbelief: "Could it be that I don't have Li Chuan, she doesn't support me?"
"..."
Be normal, I'm afraid.
These two people are so funny, although they are naive, but together they are very stalking, so although one is a little celebrity with little reputation, and the other is an ordinary person, the prince who jumped in the queue halfway, but the popularity is slowly increasing Just climbed up.
"Hahaha, irritable Xiao Dong, angry online."
"Sisters support the difficult cp!"
"Is this the live broadcast room where the fish is sold to bury the father? It's late."
Amidst the bustle and bustle of the crowd, Jian Nan and Dong Junying's fish sticks were also sold out, and the two of them delivered the fish sticks to the designated restaurant only to find out that they had to go to the center of the city to gather.
Jian Nan was too tired: "Go back."
"Yeah." Dong Junying came out of the restaurant, and suddenly took out a bottle of water from his coat and gave it to him: "Drink!"
Jian Nan's eyes widened: "Where did you get it?"
Dong Junying stuffed the water into his hand, confidently: "When the fish was handed in just now, I got it from the table on the side."
"..."
Awesome.
Holding the water, Jian Nan asked heavily, "Will it be discovered?"
Dong Junying whispered: "I took it secretly. Except for you and me, no one else will know about it."
Jian Nan nodded: "OK."
The hand of the cameraman holding the camera in the back trembled slightly, and the audience laughed wildly:
"The whole world will know."
"Everyone to save Xiaodong's face, how about pretending not to know?"
"Why is Xiao Dong so proficient, hahahaha."
Jian Nan held the water bottle and drank most of the water. Dong Junying beside him was walking slowly, but suddenly his face changed. His handsome face seemed to be half dark. He touched his waist: "My purse."
Jian Nan paused: "What happened to the purse?"
"The purse is gone!"
Dong Junying was a little flustered, as if he had lost his backbone.
Jian Nan was also anxious: "Where did you lose it?"
"It's still available when seafood is sold." Dong Jun speaks English quickly: "But I don't know when it disappeared."
Jian Nan said: "Maybe it was lost in the seafood market, don't worry, I'll go back with you and look for it, maybe you can find it."
Dong Junying was about to run away, but Jian Nan grabbed him.
As the sun was setting, Jian Nan helped up the bicycle beside him, raised his legs to get on the bike, and looked down at Xiao Dong, full of pride: "Get on the bike!"
He still wore that ugly hat on his head, his face was put on ugly makeup by a makeup artist, and there were small freckles on the tip of his nose, but his eyes were surprisingly bright, which calmed people's mood virtually.
Dong Junying got into the car decisively.
Jian Nan said, "Hold your waist."
Dong Junying was a little awkward: "No, I can sit still."
"Stop talking nonsense, go back quickly." Jian Nan turned around and put his hands on her waist, then put her feet on the pedals, with high spirits: "Let's go!"
The speed of the car was really fast, Jian Nan pedaled in the evening breeze, and ran at full speed towards the seafood market, the two of them forgot all about the meeting.
I searched a little bit along the seafood market, but it was dark and I still couldn't find it.
The two of them sat on the edge of the curb, which was almost deserted. The weather in early spring became a bit cold at night, with the cold wind blowing, and the heart was also chilly.
Jian Nan was thinking whether to call someone for help, when Dong Junying next to him wiped his face, he handed over the handkerchief hesitantly, and said softly, "Crying?"
"I didn't cry!" Dong Junying wiped his face again, and this time the tears fell more fiercely: "Why don't you just lose your purse? There's nothing to cry about."
Jian Nan wanted to make him happy, so she said softly: "I have heard people say before that if you cherish something very much, then you have to look for it actively and optimistically, it will have a response in the dark, and you will definitely find it in the end , On the contrary, if you are decadent and unhappy, things will be hard to find!"
Dong Junying raised his head, his eyes were bright: "Really?"
Seeing that he was in better spirits, Jian Nan nodded heavily: "Really."
The voice fell.
He regretted it.
Xiao Dong, who was sitting on the road, sniffed, and suddenly burst into tears: "Xiebao, come back soon, I miss you so much, I can't lose you, my wallet, we have been good friends for so many years, I Can't live without you!"
"..."
A gust of wind blew by, and Xiao Dong's voice seemed to echo along the path with the wind.
Jian Nan covered her face silently, she really couldn't afford to lose this person.
The barrage audience almost laughed their heads off:
"At first I was sad to see Xiao Dong so sad, but hahahahaha"
"I'm fucking laughing."
"Treasure Boy!"
"Hahaha don't even laugh, can you be serious, hahaha."
The author has something to say:
Audience: Hello Xiao Dong, may I ask what happened to you.
Xiao Dong: You may not know, my friend lost, it has a very good relationship with me, but one day it suddenly lost, I am very emotional, who doesn’t know, now I lost my friend...
Audience: Whoops
"..."
Xiao Dong: What are you laughing at?
Audience: Sorry, I think of happy things.
Xiao Dong: What's the happy thing?
Audience: My wife has given birth.
Readers who read this chapter: "Hahahahahaha."
Xiao Dong is suspicious: what are you laughing at?
Dong Junying frowned: "What do you understand?"
"I think senbei may not simply refer to senbei." Jian Nanmao suddenly realized, a little excited: "Let's think more openly, this program is classical food, so maybe the names of the ingredients are also related to ancient Chinese? "
This idea works.
Dong Junying frowned: "Does Xianbei have other meanings in ancient Chinese?"
Jian Nan pushed the bicycle slowly: "You can go to the library to check, although it is a little waste of time."
What he was worried about was that the two of them hadn't been found yet, and it was getting dark.
Dong Junying rubbed his chin and thought: "Look for someone to borrow a mobile phone and check it out."
"No." Jian Nan denied the suggestion: "When I came here, the director said that you can't use your mobile phone to look up information. Did you confiscate the mobile phone without looking at it?"
Dong Junying walked slowly with him, not knowing what he was thinking.
The audience on the bullet screen was also very worried:
"It's very difficult for the Hanhan combination to win."
"Hahaha, the two bronzes are matched together here."
"Brother Li followed up with a sample, and now I have bought something."
In the era of big data live broadcast, fast-paced is what is important. Once a group falls behind or there is nothing to watch, the ratings will drop in a straight line.
Jian Nan is still thinking hard.
"During the Shang Dynasty, immortals referred to fish." Dong Junying scratched his head: "Is there a stop in the shell? There is also a stop meaning in it."
The crown prince wiped the sweat from his brow: "So it might be Yu Zhi's meaning."
Jian Nan's eyes lit up, and she was extremely pleasantly surprised: "Okay, you Xiao Dong, you are a master of learning and wealth, you are awesome!"
Dong Junying showed a proud smile on his face, coughed lightly, and raised his head: "Be low-key, low-key, just understand the superficial, what is there that I don't know?"
Seeing his proud appearance, Jian Nan wanted to laugh, and coughed deliberately: "Brother Dong is amazing, how about I teach you how to ride a bicycle?"
"..."
Dong Junying's face changed drastically: "No!"
Jian Nan laughed out loud, imitating the tone on purpose, with ups and downs and long endings: "Is there anything I don't know?"
Dong Junying became exasperated and raised her voice: "Jian Nan!"
"Pfft." Jian Nan smiled sullenly, while perfunctory: "Okay, let's go, Brother Dong, let's go back and buy fish!"
Xiao Dong got into the car angrily, and Jian Nan drove back to the fish market, only to find out that there really was such food as Yuzhi, and there was only one store selling it in the whole seafood market.
Jian Nan and Dong Junying went over and met the stall owner.
The stall owner is killing fish: "You want to buy fish?"
Jian Nan nodded: "Yes, please pretend it for us, and we will pay how much."
The stall owner was not in a dilemma: "Did you see the bucket of seafood over there? It can be sold for 500 yuan in total. If you sell it to me today, I won't charge you."
Jian Nan and Dong Junying looked at each other, smiled, and hurried away with the bucket.
The audience is also getting better:
"Finally found the right way to solve the problem"
"These two are so funny."
"I didn't like Jian Nan before, but now I think it's a bit pleasing to the eye, but it's actually pretty good."
Jian Nan took the crown prince to Luyazi, saw Dong Junying wearing a small purse on his waist, which looked very eye-catching, and asked casually: "Your purse is very beautiful, which embroiderer's work?"
Dong Junying always had a small pouch hanging on her waist, which was very eye-catching.
Jian Nan said casually, "Your purse is pretty."
"It looks good." Dong Junying was not reserved at all: "My mother left it for me. She is very good at handicrafts, especially embroidery."
Jian Nan had heard before that Dong Junying's mother passed away early.
He changed the subject tactfully: "It's pretty good-looking, let's sell it here."
Dong Junying responded.
This is a relatively small-scale seafood market. Not only are they selling seafood on the side of the road, but other small stalls and fishermen are also selling it. On the contrary, this small ancient city is close to the sea, and generations of fishermen have made a living by fishing. So the seafood here is affordable and fresh.
Jian Nan yelled for a long time, and passers-by left when they heard the price.
Dong Junying squatted beside him and thought of an idea: "I'll find a piece of paper and put it in front to attract people's attention."
Jian Nan became curious: "What is written on the paper?"
Dong Junying rubbed his chin, pondered for a long time, finally his eyes lit up, and he clapped his hands: "Sell fish to bury father!?"
"..."
Before Jian Nan could react, the audience laughed like crazy anyway.
"Boss Dong, are you okay?"
"People sit at home, but the coffin comes from the sky."
""President Dong:? ?Heard that I'm dead? ""
Jian Nan patted him: "There is no one like you."
"Isn't that what's written on TV?" Dong Junying sat down beside him: "In this way, people will see us pity us and come to buy fish."
Jian Nan couldn't laugh or cry.
The bucket of seafood given by the stall owner was really expensive, and Jian Nan was ready to sell it, but suddenly there were more people waiting, and most of them were girls.
The little girls stared at each other: "Give me two hundred!"
Jian Nan was suspicious: "Will it be too much?"
"No, no." The little girl suddenly shy: "That's right, can you please take a photo with me?"
audience?
Jian Nan and Dong Junying looked at each other.
Dong Junying was surprised: "You take a picture with him, why don't you take a picture with me? Is it because I'm not handsome enough?"
The little girl was taken aback: "I'm a fan of Nan Nan."
Dong Junying said: "So you won't take pictures with me?"
The audience in the live broadcast room found it quite interesting:
"Our little Dong has a strange desire to win."
"Hahaha, Xiao Dong wants to save face."
In the end, the little girl took a group photo with both of them. Before leaving, she hesitated for a while, and finally approached Jian Nan and shouted: "Although Xiao Dong is also very good, but Nan Nan, I support you and Brother Li." Together!"
Jian Nan was taken aback.
Dong Junying was dumbfounded: "What did she just say?"
"Cough." Jian Nan pretended to be dead: "I didn't hear clearly."
Dong Junying held the money in disbelief: "Could it be that I don't have Li Chuan, she doesn't support me?"
"..."
Be normal, I'm afraid.
These two people are so funny, although they are naive, but together they are very stalking, so although one is a little celebrity with little reputation, and the other is an ordinary person, the prince who jumped in the queue halfway, but the popularity is slowly increasing Just climbed up.
"Hahaha, irritable Xiao Dong, angry online."
"Sisters support the difficult cp!"
"Is this the live broadcast room where the fish is sold to bury the father? It's late."
Amidst the bustle and bustle of the crowd, Jian Nan and Dong Junying's fish sticks were also sold out, and the two of them delivered the fish sticks to the designated restaurant only to find out that they had to go to the center of the city to gather.
Jian Nan was too tired: "Go back."
"Yeah." Dong Junying came out of the restaurant, and suddenly took out a bottle of water from his coat and gave it to him: "Drink!"
Jian Nan's eyes widened: "Where did you get it?"
Dong Junying stuffed the water into his hand, confidently: "When the fish was handed in just now, I got it from the table on the side."
"..."
Awesome.
Holding the water, Jian Nan asked heavily, "Will it be discovered?"
Dong Junying whispered: "I took it secretly. Except for you and me, no one else will know about it."
Jian Nan nodded: "OK."
The hand of the cameraman holding the camera in the back trembled slightly, and the audience laughed wildly:
"The whole world will know."
"Everyone to save Xiaodong's face, how about pretending not to know?"
"Why is Xiao Dong so proficient, hahahaha."
Jian Nan held the water bottle and drank most of the water. Dong Junying beside him was walking slowly, but suddenly his face changed. His handsome face seemed to be half dark. He touched his waist: "My purse."
Jian Nan paused: "What happened to the purse?"
"The purse is gone!"
Dong Junying was a little flustered, as if he had lost his backbone.
Jian Nan was also anxious: "Where did you lose it?"
"It's still available when seafood is sold." Dong Jun speaks English quickly: "But I don't know when it disappeared."
Jian Nan said: "Maybe it was lost in the seafood market, don't worry, I'll go back with you and look for it, maybe you can find it."
Dong Junying was about to run away, but Jian Nan grabbed him.
As the sun was setting, Jian Nan helped up the bicycle beside him, raised his legs to get on the bike, and looked down at Xiao Dong, full of pride: "Get on the bike!"
He still wore that ugly hat on his head, his face was put on ugly makeup by a makeup artist, and there were small freckles on the tip of his nose, but his eyes were surprisingly bright, which calmed people's mood virtually.
Dong Junying got into the car decisively.
Jian Nan said, "Hold your waist."
Dong Junying was a little awkward: "No, I can sit still."
"Stop talking nonsense, go back quickly." Jian Nan turned around and put his hands on her waist, then put her feet on the pedals, with high spirits: "Let's go!"
The speed of the car was really fast, Jian Nan pedaled in the evening breeze, and ran at full speed towards the seafood market, the two of them forgot all about the meeting.
I searched a little bit along the seafood market, but it was dark and I still couldn't find it.
The two of them sat on the edge of the curb, which was almost deserted. The weather in early spring became a bit cold at night, with the cold wind blowing, and the heart was also chilly.
Jian Nan was thinking whether to call someone for help, when Dong Junying next to him wiped his face, he handed over the handkerchief hesitantly, and said softly, "Crying?"
"I didn't cry!" Dong Junying wiped his face again, and this time the tears fell more fiercely: "Why don't you just lose your purse? There's nothing to cry about."
Jian Nan wanted to make him happy, so she said softly: "I have heard people say before that if you cherish something very much, then you have to look for it actively and optimistically, it will have a response in the dark, and you will definitely find it in the end , On the contrary, if you are decadent and unhappy, things will be hard to find!"
Dong Junying raised his head, his eyes were bright: "Really?"
Seeing that he was in better spirits, Jian Nan nodded heavily: "Really."
The voice fell.
He regretted it.
Xiao Dong, who was sitting on the road, sniffed, and suddenly burst into tears: "Xiebao, come back soon, I miss you so much, I can't lose you, my wallet, we have been good friends for so many years, I Can't live without you!"
"..."
A gust of wind blew by, and Xiao Dong's voice seemed to echo along the path with the wind.
Jian Nan covered her face silently, she really couldn't afford to lose this person.
The barrage audience almost laughed their heads off:
"At first I was sad to see Xiao Dong so sad, but hahahahaha"
"I'm fucking laughing."
"Treasure Boy!"
"Hahaha don't even laugh, can you be serious, hahaha."
The author has something to say:
Audience: Hello Xiao Dong, may I ask what happened to you.
Xiao Dong: You may not know, my friend lost, it has a very good relationship with me, but one day it suddenly lost, I am very emotional, who doesn’t know, now I lost my friend...
Audience: Whoops
"..."
Xiao Dong: What are you laughing at?
Audience: Sorry, I think of happy things.
Xiao Dong: What's the happy thing?
Audience: My wife has given birth.
Readers who read this chapter: "Hahahahahaha."
Xiao Dong is suspicious: what are you laughing at?
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