A hundred ways to make a heartthrob cry

Bai Hengyu walked on the street restlessly, not even noticing when she bumped into someone.

It was fine to be hit by someone, he turned sideways to try to get away, but that person was still blocking him.

Bai Hengyu was already holding back her anger, and raised her head angrily, just in time to see Monk Miaoji standing in front of her in a pure white cassock.

"A wonderful opportunity, what a coincidence."

When Miaoji heard his voice, a shallow smile appeared on her lips, looking compassionate and kind.

How could he tell Bai Hengyu that since he stepped into the city, he has already fallen under the control of the Buddhist sect.

This is no coincidence.

It was an encounter he deliberately created.

Miaoji glanced at the direction he came out from: "Is Master Hengyu feeling unwell?"

Miaoji is proficient in medical skills, he must be much better than that nonsense doctor.

How about looking for him?

This thought flashed through his mind again, but he quickly dismissed it.

if...if...

Bai Hengyu was confused, and said sullenly: "It's nothing."

Miaoji said: "Today the Buddhist sect has a body purification method, do you want to go and see it?"

The Buddha's body purification method can expel the turbid air in the body, which is extremely beneficial to those who practice Taoism.Ordinary people have no way to get a quota, but Bai Hengyu is invited to come every year for the program.

Bai Hengyu has flaws in his natural character, but he never gave up his practice.

Since walking on this road of comprehension, who wouldn't want to advance thousands of miles every day to reach the pinnacle?

In the past, Bai Hengyu must have responded.

Miaoji personally presided over each French ceremony for him, and after the end, the two of them would sit quietly in the quiet room for a while, listening to the flowers falling in the courtyard, and tasting a cup of good tea picked from the fairy mountain.

Bai Hengyu loves to drink tea, especially the tea from Fozong.

But today, he didn't have much intention to participate in the cleansing procedure.

He refused simply and clearly: "I have something to do today, so I won't go."

A look of depression flashed in Miaoji's eyes, which was quickly covered up by his drooping eyes: "Okay."

·

Solution Hongzhou.

Lu Xun didn't see Bai Hengyu all day, so he came to learn about Hongzhou himself, but when he got to the door, he didn't know what to say.

He wandered outside Xie Hongzhou to practice what he would say when he saw Bai Hengyu later: "Master, this disciple has learned a new set of sword skills today, I hope you can teach me."

"No, no, the tone is too harsh."

With the sword on his back, he practiced again seriously: "Master, this disciple has learned a new set of sword skills today, do you have time to help me take a look?"

Lu Xun practiced several times, thinking to himself: Will Master see it?

A sound of footsteps came, and Lu Xun was in a panic, turning his head in surprise and panic.

It was Qu Jin who was punished to copy books in Xie Hongzhou: "Little brother, you are here! Are you coming to see me? I'm so bored. Hello, I'm so touched."

"Five senior brothers."

Lu Xun broke free from Qu Jin's arms that were about to strangle him.

As soon as Qu Jin saw Lu Xun, he couldn't keep his mouth shut, and couldn't help but speak out all the grievances he had suffered during this period: "You don't know, little brother. Recently, Master has been very vicious. I copy books every day. Master still refuses to let me go while copying books and practicing cultivation. Junior brother, do you think Master knows about Shengzi Dan, otherwise why would he target me so much, I am too difficult."

Lu Xun pulled his crooked body from crying: "Brother, haven't you told Master about the birth of Zidan?"

Qu Jin's face was wrinkled with grievance: "I dare not say."

Lu Xun said solemnly: "Brother, does the Shengzi Pill have any side effects?"

"I...I don't know."

"How much did you give Master."

"There are about thirty or forty pills in a whole bottle."

Lu Xun's brows couldn't help but twitched: "Then senior brother should say more, if there is nothing wrong, it's fine, but if something really happened... Senior brother, master is used to loving you, if you take the initiative to confess , Master may not be angry yet."

With tears still on Qu Jin's face, he stared blankly at Lu Xun: "Really?"

"Of course it is true. Brother, think about it. Last time, my brother accidentally plucked out the colorful peacock feathers that Master kept, knocked over the old wine that Master treasured, and accidentally tore Master's favorite clothes. I don't blame you... um..."

Hearing from his junior brother that he had done so many things to his master, Qu Jin blushed with embarrassment, and covered Lu Xun's mouth to keep him from talking.

Qu Jin murmured: "It turns out that the old master is so kind to me. Thinking about it carefully, although he always said he disliked me and wanted to expel me from the teacher's school, he never really wanted to drive me away. I was lazy and didn't want to read. Master and his elders didn’t beat me very hard.”

The more Qu Jin thought about it, the more he felt sorry for Bai Hengyu, and he was simply a selfish and unworthy disciple.

I gave my master the Shengzi Pill and wanted to hide it.

Qu Jin slapped himself viciously in his heart:

He really isn't a thing.

then.

As soon as Bai Hengyu returned to the mountain gate, he saw his uneasy fifth apprentice kneeling in front of Xie Hongzhou, naked and with thorns on his back.

"What are you doing?"

Qu Jin was so ashamed that he quickly buried his face on the ground: "Master, Master, can't you see it?"

Bai Hengyu's eyelids twitched, and he said uncertainly, "Are you pleading guilty?"

Qu Jin was shocked.

Master really knew.

The master knew it and pretended not to know it, waiting for him to be wrong.

What kind of effort was this, he didn't understand Master's painstaking efforts at all!

What a beast he is!

Qu Jin knelt and walked to Bai Hengyu's feet, and took the initiative to admit his mistake: "I'm sorry, Master, I accidentally refined the allergy pill into a birth pill, but I don't think it has anything to do with it, after all, you are not interested. Master... "Master, what's wrong with you, Master!"

Qu Jin looked up and was startled when he saw Bai Hengyu's instantly pale face.

In the next second, Qu Jin was kicked out to understand Hongzhou.

He lay on the ground feeling extremely wronged: Wuwuwu, Master is really angry.But I didn't say anything wrong, why is Master still so angry.

Bai Hengyu returned to the cave mansion angrily, with an extremely ugly face.

God knows how hard it took him just now to resist the urge to beat Qu Jin to death.

I remembered what the quack doctor said, and then contacted Qu Jin about Shengzi Dan, and the accident when I went to the secret realm.

He looked down at his flat stomach, and it was like a thunderbolt.

Finished!

Bai Hengyu wanted to die.

The nausea came back again, and after retching, Bai Hengyu slumped down on the stool.

There was a moment of emptiness in his mind. At that moment, he seemed to be thinking about nothing, and he seemed to be thinking a lot.

Then, as if he had made up his mind, a cold light flashed in his eyes, he stood up, and Dream Chaser appeared in his hand.

I don't know if I can kill this evil seed by stabbing it into the stomach with this sword.

Bai Hengyu held the hilt of the sword with his backhand, gritted his teeth and was about to stab him in the stomach.

It barely stopped when it was an inch away from the waist and abdomen.

Chasing dreams to the ground.

Bai Hengyu fell to the ground.

He hugged his body slowly, his figure was somewhat desolate and embarrassed.

Tears wet the ground.

A deep sense of powerlessness almost overwhelmed him.

After a while, he twitched his red nose and stood up.The complexion had already covered up the fragility when he was at a loss just now, forming a cold and heartless face.

He thought bitterly:

Why, why should he want to die.

The most important thing right now is to get rid of this evil seed in his stomach, and then find out the man who humiliated him.

He hasn't smashed the man's body into thousands of pieces, so why should he kill himself.

Hatred and unwillingness finally suppressed the humiliation.

Bai Hengyu thought for a long time in the room, the most urgent thing is to get rid of this evil seed in his stomach without anyone noticing.

He understood clearly.

That night, Lu Xun was asked to call Qu Jin.

Qu Jin lay with his back to him, feeling aggrieved and unwilling: "Hmph, I won't go. Master drove me out, so I won't go. Junior brother, you lied to me, and you clearly said that master would not blame me."

Qu Jin said and wrapped his head in the quilt, as if I didn't listen to me.

Seeing his resisting look, Lu Xun shook his head helplessly.

Just as Lu Xun turned around to return to Bai Hengyu, Qu Jin poked his head out: "Hello."

Lu Xun stopped.

Qu Jin twitched and said, "What is Master looking for from me?"

·

Qu Jin bowed respectfully to Bai Hengyu, and seeing that Bai Hengyu was still looking at him sullenly, he shrank his neck and asked cautiously, "Master, what are you looking for from your disciple?"

To be honest, Bai Hengyu was furious when he saw this No. 1 fifth apprentice of the No.

He felt that his concentration had definitely improved to a higher level, so he didn't beat this unfilial disciple to death.

There was still something for Qu Jin to do in front of him, so he endured it, and even pulled out a smile to cover up his emotions.

Qu Jin shivered and said, "Master, don't laugh like that, this disciple is afraid."

Bai Hengyu: ...

Bai Hengyu cut to the chase and said, "I came here to ask you to refine a medicine."

"Medicine? What medicine?"

"The abortion pill."

"Abortion pill?!" Qu Jin moved his mouth faster than his brain, "No way, Master, you are really pregnant!"

He was forced back by Bai Hengyu's eye knife that could kill people.

"I...my nonsense master. The disciple wants to ask why the medicine is used to refine the abortion pill."

Bai Hengyu said: "Xiao Hua is pregnant."

Qu Jin was surprised: "What? Xiaohua is pregnant! Which wild peacock made Xiaohua pregnant!"

He was very angry at first, the little flower raised by the master is so beautiful and expensive, and he usually doesn't even look at him, but he was defiled by someone.

Xiaohua is the colorful peacock whose feathers were plucked by Qu Jin, and it is Bai Hengyu's favorite spiritual pet.

Qu Jin clenched his fists tightly, and realized later: "Master is wrong, isn't Xiaohua male? How could she be pregnant?"

Bai Hengyu frowned, her face was not flushed and her heart skipped a beat, she said: "Male ones can get pregnant too."

Although Qu Jin thought it was weird, his master was well-informed, and he did what he said.

In fact, abortion medicine is not difficult to find, and ordinary people may only need a pair of saffron to solve many things.

But Bai Hengyu is not a woman after all, she is still a cultivator of immortality, I am afraid that ordinary prescriptions will be useless to him.He thought about it, Lu Xun didn't know medicine, if he asked the other disciples of Yuxianmen, he would definitely let Fu Jingming know, so it seems that there is only one Qu Jin around who can be used.

Bai Hengyu said: "I'm looking for you for the sake of Xiaohua. You know that Xiaohua is not an ordinary peacock, but a spirit beast with a male body. You can understand if I say this as a teacher."

Qu Jin just made Bai Hengyu unhappy, so he focused on making amends: "I understand. What Master means is that I want to make an abortion medicine that has spiritual power and can be eaten by males."

Bai Hengyu looked at Qu Jin with complicated emotions.

When he should be smart, he is as stupid as a pig, but when he shouldn't be so smart, Bai Hengyu kicked him angrily and kicked him out of the cave.

·

When Qu Jin was kicked out by Bai Hengyu, Lu Xun waited outside: "Fifth Senior Brother, do you have any orders from Master?"

He said: "Master said that Xiaohua got pregnant by some wild thing, and asked me to prepare some abortion pills."

Lu Xun asked strangely, "But isn't Xiao Hua the male?"

Qu Jin nodded solemnly: "I asked the master the same way, and the master said that even males can get pregnant."

Lu Xun: ...

At that moment, something flashed through his mind.

"Fifth senior brother, last time you said that Master was unwell recently?"

"Yeah, master has a very irritable temper recently, he's unpredictable, and he's always nauseous and retching. I guess master has reached menopause, so don't go to see his old man recently, little brother, so as not to be affected like me."

Qu Jin rubbed his poor butt, how could Master be in a mood like a pregnant woman recently, it seems that he has to stay away from him during this period of time, so as not to be beaten again.

The author has something to say: here is a special thank you for the vdhdwin code (it’s too difficult to spell, I don’t know if I spelled it right), and I’m really touched by the readers who chased me from the last article!It's that indescribable feeling

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ps In the next chapter, the little apprentice is going to confess his love. Is there really no one standing for the little apprentice? ? ?I still don't deserve it, Brother Lu, Bai Lianhua, okay, maybe he will be worthy when he blackens [Oh, woman