The Black Basket: The World Only Flame Knows

Before I knew it, it was the day of the Community Festival.

"It's too windy, sir, the camera is already on the stage."

"Okay, sorry for your inconvenience." Feng Tai wiped the sweat from his forehead.

Hey, the wind is too strong, when did you break into Diguang! ! (Futa: About this question. -_-|||You should ask brother TSUNA. Tsuna Yoshi: When Tetsuya entered Teiko to study, I bought a part of Teiko’s equity. ~(≧▽≦ )/~ Tetsuya, uncle is waiting for your wonderful performance.)

Kise Ryota opened a corner of the curtain and watched furtively.Wow~~~~ There are so many people, but why can I only be a tree, others don't want it!Originally, he wanted to show his handsomeness in front of everyone.etc!Kise noticed a familiar figure, and immediately turned his gaze to his class.Mom~~~~ Why are you here! ! QAQ I'm dead! !

"Next, please ask the basketball team to bring us "Alternative Sleeping Beauty""

The show officially begins.

Narrator: A long time ago, a black-skinned king and his beautiful queen gave birth to a baby with white skin like snow, hair and eyes as blue as sky.Don't ask me how a black-skinned baby gave birth to a fair-skinned baby, biological genetics is too esoteric.In short, 16 years later, the baby has grown into a graceful and handsome prince.Today is the prince's 16th birthday.

The curtain was opened, only to see a black-skinned king in a magnificently decorated lobby, with his eyes slightly squinted and his chin stretched out with his right hand, sitting domineeringly on the throne.A cute and charming queen with beautiful pink hair is sitting next to the king with a smile on her face.A young man in white ornate clothing (with his back to the audience) made a standard salute, facing his father, queen and queen.

The audience off the court looked at the prince whose back was facing them and kept tickling, loving to turn around, loving to turn around!

At this time, only the boy said in a magnetic voice. "Father, queen mother, what's the important thing you call your son here."

The audience off the court was fascinated by this charming voice, so they wanted to know the boy's appearance even more.Love turning around! !

"Tsk, your mother said that it's time for you to marry a wife." The black-skinned king was about to continue, when his queen gave his stomach a strong elbow.

The audience off the court suddenly realized, oh~~~~ My wife is strict.

"What did I say, it was obviously you who said it! Yesterday I didn't know who disliked the concubine's small breasts in the palace, and they looked the same when they came and went. I want my child to marry a big breast to be eye-catching." (Zhe Ye: Although, in this part of the script, Akashi-kun said to let it go. However, I really didn’t expect Aomine-kun to like women with big breasts.)

"......" Qingfeng's face darkened.Damn May, I didn't ask you to expose me even if I let it go! ! !

Narrator: At this moment, the prince was very troubled.He complained in his heart without hesitation: That's why the shameless black-skinned father planned to sell me like this! !How worthless I am.Then, the queen stood up from the back seat and threw herself into the arms of her own child without hesitation.

"No matter what! Every time I dream of Zhejun, I want to marry a woman I don't know. Thinking about that woman will be the only one in Zhejun's heart. My mother's heart hurts~~~~" After finishing speaking, I couldn't help sobbing.

"......" Ms. Momoi, don't take advantage of the audience not paying attention, please don't drop eye drops in my arms~~~ "... Empress, trust Erchen. You will always be number one in Erchen's heart seat." Zhe also looked at his mother with affectionate and gentle eyes. (You don’t even let your mother go, does your father know that! And Tetsuya, you are so good at picking up girls, does your uncle know?)

"Son.....Oh! Who else can give birth to such a high-quality child besides me! And I forgot to say, my Zhejun is so cute today!!!" ╭(′▽`)╯Mayue couldn’t help it Holding Zhe also turned around in circles!

At this time, everyone who finally saw the prince's side face exclaimed.Why don't we know there are such high-quality boys in our school!For a moment, he looked at the other members of the basketball club, and saw their faces full of insiders: who are you? ! ! !

Off-court girl: Kuaiai marry me and go home, Your Highness! ! ! !

"That's enough, Hapi is here!" A certain black man was upset that someone was eating tofu.He rose from his throne.Evil smile.Walking up to Tetsuya, he raised his chin. (This is naked teasing!) "Azhe, father, I order you. Find your princess within one month. Do you understand?"

"I will live up to your high expectations."

curtain down

Narrator: The prince began his journey after taking his vows before the king.During his travels, the prince met a tree that was so cool and handsome that it could kill people and kill Buddhas.To be honest, the tree has done a great job for his sake.

After listening to the narration, the audience burst into laughter.At this time, a few girls in the audience whispered: I heard that Kase-kun also participated in the show, and I don't know what role he will play.

The curtain opened.

A yellow bark tree blocked Tetsuya's path.Tetsuya poked the tree's belly.Tree smiled and bent over. (Kise: It's so itchy! Little blackie, stop poking!) Tetsuya, watching someone (tree) fall down laughingly, calmly ignored it, and walked over.At this moment, the tree immediately stood up and blocked Tetsuya's way again.Tetsuya poked it again, and the tree fell down laughing again!Tetsu also continued to walk, but it stood up again.After going back and forth a dozen times, blue veins appeared on Tetsuya's forehead.Zhe also drew his own sword.Cut your (‵o′) convex (Tetsuya: Didn’t you just poke it a few times? Why do you poke Kise Junyue more shamelessly! Kise: I always feel that the more bullied by Xiao Heizi, the more motivated I am.)

Narrator: The prince was stunned by this small strong tree that could not be beaten to death.So he decided to have a good chat with the tree about the philosophy of life.Oh, by the way, the girls off the field, the name of this tree is Kise and the name is Ryota. (Kose: Who is this narration!!!)

ah! ! ! ! ! ! !There was a lot of crying in the audience, how can our Mr. Huang Lai be a tree!Of course there was laughter, obviously from boys.Hahaha!Kise, you have this day too! (That's why Kise Ryota, do you want to consider picking up character or something)

"Mr. Tree, I don't mean to offend. Please let me pass."

"Your Highness, I think I'm miserable enough as a tree. So please don't force me to do things I can't do." So, Xiao Heizi, don't stay carelessly!Don't carelessly stay by my side. ╰(￣▽￣)╮

"..." Huang Lai-kun, I have to re-evaluate the thickness of your skin~~~ You are so (#‵′)convex, whether you still follow the script outline or not. "I'm sorry, Mr. Tree. I have something to do first."

Narrator: His Royal Highness felt that this unreasonable tree was unreasonable, so he decided to fly over!Wait, fly over? ! ! (Mr. Narrator re-reads the script)

"..." Fly over or something, Akashi-kun.When did you change it!And can this plot continue? !Tetsu also felt that the script was nonsensical, but in order not to be punished by Akashi-kun, Kase-kun was sorry.However, it was Kise-kun's fault in the first place, who made him change the script randomly.

"..." I feel that Xiao Heizi's eyes are a little dangerous.

Tetsuya stretched out his slender legs for a nice whirlwind kick.Oh~~ Forgive a tree with inflexible hands and feet, he was kicked to the ground in an instant.Zhe also flew (jumped) over.

"Little Heizi..." A certain Erhuang died with regret.Why is it always Ou who gets hurt~~~~~~

In short, Kise Ryota's life is a tragedy.He was kicked when he was happy, kicked when he was unhappy, bullied every day, and never surpassed.

The curtain falls........

Narrator: His Royal Highness searched all over the country in order to find beautiful women with big breasts.But nothing.Time gradually passed for a week, and finally on a certain day, he heard that there was a magic stick in the divination forest.Oh no!She is a powerful witch.

curtain opened

"Hi, may I ask if this is Midorima Priestess?"

I saw Shintaro Midorima sitting motionless in front of the crystal ball with a focused expression.He slowly closed his eyes.He put his hands in front of the crystal ball in a pretentious manner.

"Crystal ball, tell me why he came."

"..." I didn't expect Mr. Lujian to be so dedicated.

"I probably know why you are here. Your Royal Highness."

"Then I don't know Midorima Miko, what good advice do you have?"

"Wait." Midorima turned around and came to a mirror. "Mirror mirror, tell me who is the most beautiful woman with the biggest breasts in the world?" (It seems that something strange broke in.)

I saw a beautiful and lovely woman with pink hair in the mirror.this is not.......

The audience laughed...

"..." Zhe also frowned. "Miko in the green room, I can't possibly marry my mother's queen."

"Mistake, mistake. Let's start over." Midorima calmly recited the mantra over and over again. "Mirror, mirror, who is the fairest, coolest, most handsome woman in the world?"

What the mirror showed was a black-skinned, domineering man with an evil smile.

The audience laughed again.

"......" Can this script continue?How could Aomine-kun have anything to do with Bai Bai, and this is a man and not a girl! ! "The maiden in the green room...my father's skin doesn't seem to be fair at all."

"Maybe the magic mirror's shelf life has expired. But it's okay. I'll introduce you to another one." Midorima's glasses flashed.I don't know where he took out a folder.

"..." Actually, Mr. Lujian, you have changed your job from a magic stick to a matchmaker, right?

"She lives in a high tower. Eh~~~~ Well. She hasn't woken up for many years. Only the kiss of true love can wake her up. There is a dragon at the door in her house. Her dragon is a bit weird. No need Too scared. Here are the basics. Good luck your highness." (You sure are Sleeping Beauty and not Rapunzel)

curtain down

Narrator: So, Your Highness.According to the instructions of the witch, I came to a high tower.I saw a dragon holding potato chips standing in front of the door......

"Ni (you) consume (good)."

"Hello, Mr. Long. Excuse me, is Sleeping Beauty at home?" Although, Akashi-kun said that he can play freely here.However, Zi Yuan-kun directly exposed his true nature.

"Oh~~~~~ But, you have to win before I can pass! Otherwise, give me a pack of delicious sticks and I can let you pass." Ziyuan continued to eat whatever he wanted.

"..." I never underestimated Zi Yuan-jun's foodie attributes.So, Tetsu also took out the delicious stick that had been prepared and threw it over.

A certain Ziyuanlong received the goods and gave way directly.

The curtain falls...

Narrator: His Royal Highness successfully climbed up the tower, but......

On top of the gloomy tower, a king size bed was placed horizontally in the middle.A girl with red eyes stared at the boy in front of her on the bed.

"I heard you want to marry me?" Akashi smiled charmingly.

Sleeping Beauty, where did you sleep?And the big breasts required!Zhe also has no hope for the already chaotic plot.

"I'm sorry. Sleeping Beauty. I..." Before Tetsuya could finish speaking, he was dragged into bed by a captain with bad intentions.

"The person who saw me slept in my bed, do you still want to deny it.~~~~~" The slightly rising tone made everyone present shudder. (Hey, captain, you are buying and selling by force!)

The plot doesn't seem quite right, isn't it because I'm being handsome and suddenly throw Sleeping Beauty down?However, the obvious situation does not allow him to think too much.No matter, continue to follow the plot.

"Actually, there is one thing. I want to confess to you. Actually..." Zhe also struggled a bit, and finally pulled off the wig on his head.The long, dazzling blue hair fell down, blinding everyone present.

Narrator: It turns out!Is it not His Royal Highness but His Royal Highness Princess? ! ! !

Most of the girls on the court bit their handkerchiefs: "Return to our cool and handsome prince, Your Highness."Off-court boy: So there are such cute girls in our school!So nice (﹃) drool

"Actually, I also have something to confess to you..." Akashi pulled off the fake long hair on his head. "Actually, I am the prince of a neighboring country."

Narrator: It turns out that Sleeping Beauty is the prince of a neighboring country.In other words, what is going on with this bloody plot.

Just as the plot was about to come to an end, when the prince and princess kissed each other and had a HAPPY ENDING.It was supposed to be like this, but...

"Princess Little Heizi, I'm here to save you!" A blond boy in a black suit broke in.A certain second Huang appeared on the stage holding a sword.

"Princess Little Heizi, please stay away from that man, he is not some neighboring prince! He is the devil king of the devil world!"

Bold enough~~ Ryota!How dare you change my script.The red team waited for Kise with a killer light.Ryota, wash your neck and wait for me!

"You are?" Kise-kun, I will offer incense to you on this day next year.But the storyline has to go on as usual. (Hey, this is no longer business as usual)

"Because of Princess Xiao Heizi's kick, the curse cast on me was lifted."

"Let go of my Azhe." The domineering Qingfeng also appeared.

"Father, what's wrong with you?" Qingfeng-jun, you don't want to die together~~~~~~

"Don't call me father anymore. I'm not your father. That woman told me! Actually (grievously)...you are not my child." Qingfeng-kun, I have to admire you though Low but not low to a certain level of IQ, even to such a point can smooth things over.However, why is Aomine-kun who has been cuckolded still smiling.

"what?"

"However, I fell in love with you deeply when you were born, so, will you marry me?" I fell in love with you at birth or something.You're so insane, Aomine-kun, you can even do something to a baby.

"Ah~~~~~ I'm sorry, Your Royal Highness. I came here specifically to apologize, and I gave you the wrong information. So in order to compensate you, I decided to marry you back home." Mr. Lujian, the compensation is to be married back by you The home is really scary~~~~

"Tsk~~~~~ Let's compete, rivals!!!" As soon as Huang Lai finished speaking, he was suppressed by the remaining people.It is worthy of being called the bottom of the food chain -_-! And several other people continue to struggle.

"Zhe Jun!"

"Mother? What's the matter with you?"

"Come with me quickly. Zhejun, mother has found your father." After finishing speaking, he pulled Zhe and ran away without saying a word.By the way, bring a dragon(?)

"Queen, this dragon?"

"Oh, you said it~~~ Queen Mother bought him and let him be our bodyguard on the road." Momoi Wuyue snickered.

The Peach Queen is mighty! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

The curtain falls........

applause!

Off the field, the wind was too bitter. "Well, I'll take this back. Brother TSUNA will kill me."

"Oh~~~~~ Ryota is so cute, and that kid is Tetsuya. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen him, and the longer he gets, the cuter he gets. Ryota is really a kid, and he won’t even tell me about Tetsuya’s club!~ (≧▽≦)/~" Kyoko Sekawa who doesn't know the truth~~~ No, it was Kyoko Kise who said.