Master Rabbit

—God, why so lovingly gave me a new birth?

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A flower from another world and the director of the Poverty Alleviation Office came to a new foothold, and Jiaohua Rabbit looked at the village smoking from the kitchen, and kicked the poverty alleviation owner with emotion: "What the hell is this place like a poor mountainous area? "

It's not that he looks down on impoverished mountainous areas, but according to common sense, normal people wouldn't go to corners where there is nothing for this kind of travel similar to "public tourism", right?

Of course, Lantis does not belong to the category of "normal people", and Gu Changan already has a very clear understanding of this.Or from the moment he saw that small village, he already guessed that this guy was here to do good deeds again.

"God, what are you doing here?" Lei Xiao circled in the air, "That village seems to be full of weak ordinary humans."

"I guess so." Lying on Lantis' head, Gu Chang'an yawned and replied, "We are just here to eat, drink and have fun. As for Si Mensao, he is definitely here to serve the people, so ignore him." Anyway, this time he is He won't get involved anymore, out of sight and out of mind, and now he is still a little bit concerned about how Aaliyah has been after they left.

However, his idea was strangled in the cradle before it was implemented.Because as soon as they walked to the gate of the village, a dozen tall and middle-aged men suddenly emerged from behind the houses and trees, all of them were holding weapons, staring at them.

Apparently, the villagers here don't seem too hospitable.

"Damn robber, get out of here!" One of the relatively thin men yelled, but although he also held a hatchet, he didn't dare to approach easily, and he looked a bit aggressive.

Others also echoed a few words, the content is nothing more than to let them go.

It was only then that Gu Changan realized that these people looked tall and strong, most of them were supported by clothes and skeletons. In fact, their complexions looked sallow, and the bruises under their eyes were very thick. It was obvious that they were not living well, and they were even on a difficult level. day.

Faced with the undisguised malice of these villagers, Lantis was not surprised or flustered at all, and his calm and calm appearance made the villagers more like evil thieves.He raised his wrist, revealing the golden shield and white rose logo on his sleeve, which are the unique symbols of the Holy See: "On behalf of the Holy See, I come to deal with the evil bandits."

Lantis's words and deeds always give people a cold impression of being business-like and unreasonable, even with a rabbit on his head at this time, this aura has not been weakened much.Only Gu Chang'an thinks that he is a down-to-earth moron, most people will always feel guilty in front of him, and want to run away after saying a few words.

This kind of temperament that seems destined to be lonely for a lifetime is very useful at certain times.For example, these villagers living on the edge of the kingdom at this time did not recognize the sign of the Holy See, but they still showed a hesitant expression, as if thinking about whether Lantis was deceiving them.

"I don't have to lie to you."

This is actually a very obvious thing, because just looking at Lantis' clothes and temperament, he knows that his status is not low, and there is really no reason to bother to calculate a poor and remote village.

Sadly, these people don't seem to think so.

"Bah, who the hell knows if you are pretending to be a human being, but you are actually accomplices with those robbers?!" A strong man with a big beard scolded, "Get out, you are not welcome here! "

Lantis glanced at the person who spoke, and the other person was sweating coldly from the cold gaze, but still forced himself to put on a fierce look, and cursed a few words to make him leave.

According to the degree of narrow-mindedness of this person, this group of people will definitely regret it.

This was Gu Changan's idea, but just as he was thinking this way, Lantis turned around and left without refuting the villagers' words at all.

Master Rabbit made a confused face: "You just left so obediently? Where are you going?" It's late now, and the sun is about to set.

"camping."

Lantis really found a cave in the woods not far from the village to live temporarily, and Gu Changan, who witnessed the whole process, suspected that he was out of his mind: "Live here tonight?"

After setting up the pyre, Lantis set it on fire with magic: "Let's go after the thieves are dealt with."

"You're sick, you still have a hot face and a cold butt with the attitude of those people?!" He couldn't believe his ears, and he couldn't believe that Lantis was so moral, "And no What good are you?"

The most important point is that Lantis is not so magnanimous to him.Every time he asks for something, he has to pay a corresponding price, and this price is a little hard for him to say, this Mensao always asks him to lick his fingers!Even if the other party washes his hands in advance every time, Mr. Rabbit still refuses to lick people so softly from the bottom of his heart, especially a man who is not gentle and soft at all.

Even the pervert in the white cape who flips through the window just to touch his head can barely be recognized as a plush fan, but he can't understand the hobby of being licked.

Thinking about it makes me angry, I still have to lick and lick when I ask him for something, and others rush to post it without his help.Master Rabbit snorted, turned around and got under Lei Xiao's wings, with his back turned and only a small fluffy tail facing Lantis.

Sitting by the fire, Lantis' eyes were unconsciously attracted by the white tail.

The "petite and pitiful" Rabbit-sama felt a chill rising from behind almost immediately, and then burrowed under Lei Xiao's wings: "Stay away from me! I am very upset to see you now!"

Sitting leaning against the rock wall, Lantis faced the burning bonfire, but his eyes remained on Lei Xiao with his back turned to him and the white fluff exposed under its wings.He didn't know when there was an empty medicine bottle in his hand. First, he put the mouth of the bottle close to the tip of his nose and sniffed it a few times.There seemed to be a change in the eyes, Lantis closed them, then opened them again to look at where Gu Changan was, and licked the mouth of the bottle with the tip of her tongue.

An indescribable fragrance spread on the taste buds along with the residual herbal smell, which made him have the desire to just be intoxicated in it, and at the same time, a fiery feeling gradually emerged from his body.

After meeting this petite envoy, he knew for the first time that human sexuality is so easy to be aroused, and at the same time so hard to suppress.

Maybe something is wrong with me.

***

Since Gu Changan's first impression of those villagers was really not good, he didn't want to care about their lives at all.However, his own mount is a silly, sweet, dead-hearted Virgin, and he must help others. He has been ignoring Lantis for the past two days when he lived in the cave.

I don't know if Lantis had calculated it in advance. On the third day after they came to this place, the so-called bandit group really appeared.

When Gu Changan saw Lantis returning to the cave with sporadic bloodstains on his body, he was a little startled. After all, before going out, Lantis only said that he was looking for some fruits and hunting small prey.

"What's the matter with you?" Now he finally stopped pointing his butt at Lantis, but stared at him with wide eyes in surprise.

"Thieves group." Three simple words are enough to summarize everything that happened just now. Lantis bent down and hugged Gu Changan, without looking at Lei Xiao who followed him with fluttering wings, "The villagers invited us to village."

"?" As soon as he added the second half of the sentence, Gu Changan couldn't understand, and adjusted his posture in the palm of Lantis's hand in confusion, "What are you going to do? Isn't the bandit group already settled? Are you going to rest?"

"It will come again."

Gu Changan took a deep breath, then angrily bit Lantis on the hand, and then remembered that he had just fought with the thieves, and immediately "poohed" a few times: "You are worried that they will come again, and you don't Kill them all at once, do you have fish in your mind? Do you want to live here for a year or so to protect peace?"

When the two of them stop quarreling, it will probably be the day when the world will end.

Of course, Mr. Rabbit will not admit that every time he fights unilaterally.

There are also those villagers who drove people away without saying a word before, but now they get them back after seeing the benefits.

His temper has never been considered gentle and amiable, and although he does not intend to admit it at all, in fact, he and Lantis are not really at odds. At this time, he has a kind of anger that cannot be brought back when he sees others being stupid. Feeling bored, I can't tell whether he is more angry with those villagers or Lantis - especially after coming to another world, he owes a lot of favors to this living Lei Feng.

Sure enough, quail is the most worry-free and cutest.

"I don't care about it this time anyway, you can do whatever you like, and it's none of my business to be cheated to death by those people."

It's also cute to be awkward.

Lantis gently rubbed Gu Changan's head, raised his hand and put it on his shoulder, seemingly not paying attention to the marks on his hand that had just been bitten.

"Will protect you."

Hearing this, Gu Changan was stunned for a moment, and after realizing his reaction, Gu Changan bit him angrily again: "I'm not afraid anymore! I don't need your protection. If something goes wrong, Quail is much more reliable than you. You should go save all sentient beings. Let it go." Let me go, you don't think it's too hot, I don't, give me clothes, I want to turn back into a human."

"Dirty." Lantis gestured to the muddy ground. It's the rainy season, and it's been raining for the past two days. It's really hard to walk on this wild ground.

After a little thought, Lantis didn't ask him the reason why he suddenly wanted to turn back into a human. He just uttered a short incantation, and Gu Changan felt himself floating in the air, with a new set of clothes floating with him beside him. with.

Those were new clothes bought in the previous town, because the size of Gu Changan's Lantis clothes really didn't fit, so he specially bought some clothes that fit him as spares.