Panda, let go of that bamboo

been seen!

The villain I haven't seen for a long time is online again.

Zheng Zhizhu sat on the ground with a dazed face, and Bad Zhu was next to him, as if he still thought he was not annoying enough, he made up the knife: "It was touched, from here to here, it has been touched all over."

Xu Zhuhuang broke down and asked, "What should I do?"

This time the two of them rarely agree, they shrugged and shook their heads, I don't know anything, I don't understand anything, I have no idea!

Xu Zhuhuang lay on the bed with his eyes open all night, as if a hundred golden monkeys galloped all night on alpacas in his heart.

Xu Zhuhuang stayed up all night, and finally waited for Pan An to go out the next day, got up from the bed, struggled for a long time, hid on the balcony and called home for the first time.

The ancestor didn't have a telephone in his house, so anyone looking for the ancestor would first call Grandpa Qin Zhen, and then he would call the ancestor. The signal at the foot of the mountain was not very good, and they often couldn't get through.

But Xu Zhuhuang was lucky, and the call was quickly connected.

"Hey?"

"Grandpa Qin, I'm Xu Zhuhuang."

"Oh, Xiao Huang, why did you call home like this, Lao Xu always talks about you, you are doing well in the imperial capital?"

"I'm fine, I want to find my ancestor... I want to talk to him."

"Okay, wait, I'll call someone for you."

Not long after, the ancestor of the Xu family answered the phone.

Hearing the familiar voice, Xu Zhuhuang was so wronged that he was about to cry.

"Grandpa, I've been stared at, he... he still touches me..."

"Children, this matter is difficult. It stands to reason that only husband and wife can do this."

"But...but..."

"How is the character of the other party?"

"He snatches children's snacks and steals animal feed, but it seems that I misunderstood him. He doesn't sleep at night and often stays up late, but it seems to be giving lectures to everyone... and he is very superficial, and he has to apply a lot of eye cream every day. , but he's actually pretty good-looking."

The ancestor of the Xu family was dumbfounded when he heard that, what is eye cream?

Xu Zhuhuang on the other end of the phone continued to mutter silently: "But it seems that many people like him, and his lectures are good."

"You sound like a good boy, dear grandson. My ancestor told you that the key to marrying a wife is character, and nothing else matters..."

The patriarch chatted with him for more than an hour, and when he hung up the phone, his phone became hot.

Although annoying ghosts are a bit annoying, the ancestors are right, good monsters must have a sense of responsibility, since he has seen all of them, then get married.

Pan An, who was downstairs at this time, didn't know that he was unilaterally taken off the list.

From afar, I saw Tan Zhuo approaching.

Seeing Pan An's smirk: "I heard that your roof is leaking."

Pan An squinted at him.

Tan Zhuo: "How do you feel?"

Pan An: "Bai, Hua..."

Tan Zhuo: "..."

Tan Zhuo: "Do big monsters like you drive with the face of a news network?"

Pan An: "Qin Mu is indeed a coffin face on the bed!"

Tan Zhuo: "Are you changing the subject?"

Pan An: "Guess."

Xu Zhuhuang is a good and motivated bamboo. When making bamboo, he strives to grow the tallest, and develops his spiritual intelligence to seek the fastest transformation. Now that he has a family, he also wants to be the best husband.

But how to make the best husband, Xiao Zhuzi has no idea at all, but the goblin who has mastered modern technology is not afraid, as the saying goes, if your mobile phone has the Internet, you can do nothing panic. The first thing you searched out is: good husband Give the other party enough sense of security, and take the initiative to keep a distance from people of the same gender as your wife.

Xu Zhuhuang was determined, this is simple, but the question is how far to keep the distance, or try one meter first.

There were as many people in the cafeteria as usual, Hou Xiaojin saw Xu Zhuhuang from a long distance away, and ran over to pat him on the shoulder.

Xu Zhuhuang glanced back at him, male, the same gender as his wife, the one on the list.

Shaking off the hands on his shoulders, he took a big step back in an instant.

Hou Xiaojin thought that he had frightened him, and when he saw him retreating, he took a step forward, but Xu Zhuhuang retreated even further.

The two walked in and out of the cafeteria within a few steps.

Hou Xiaojin said helplessly: "What's the matter with you, I have something to ask you."

Xu Zhuhuang was eight feet away from him: "Don't come over, just stand there and talk."

What kind of monster is this?

Hou Xiaojin: "Can you hear me from this far..."

Xu Zhuhuang: "Then speak louder."

Hou Xiaojin: "I mean, some workers will repair the hole you poked in the ceiling in the afternoon, and move things away in advance!"

The people in the two circles around heard it, their eyes were focused on Xu Zhuhuang, and a few people even whispered: Hey, the ceiling was leaked with such force, the little goblin is really capable of tossing around.

Xu Zhuhuang's face darkened: "Understood, I'll do it when I get back."

After finishing the meal, I ran into another difficulty. It is impossible to keep a distance of one meter from people in any seat. Hey, my wife's place is still vacant.

Pan An was eating with his head down, when he saw a black shadow passing by, and there was a little bamboo spirit in front of him.

"I...can I sit here?"

Pan An smiled and said, "Sit down, no one is there."

"Oh."

Rei Ayanami who just came back from lunch: Where did the little goblin come to grab the position of the master, the master is going to accompany the king... Hey, little bamboo.

Rei Ayanami coughed while standing by the table, but the two of them didn't seem to hear it, and sat down on the table next to them in desperation.

"Are you feeling better?"

"Okay...you like to eat bamboo shoots."

"That's right, the ones grown in the greenhouse in the garden have been stored for too long and are not very fresh. Do you want to try it?"

Pan An picked up a bamboo shoot braised in oil with chopsticks, and held it up to Xu Zhuhuang. He originally planned to put it on the other party's plate, but Xu Zhuhuang lowered his head and took it in one bite...

Xu Zhuhuang: I have eaten the dishes fed by my wife, but they are not fresh...

Ayanami Rei: Such a big person still needs to be fed. Why didn't I get this treatment when I accompanied the king to dinner? It's because he came earlier than me, and the workplace squeezes new employees.

"You like to eat this."

Pan An nodded: "I used to eat it every day... But when I came to the north, I couldn't get good quality food anymore."

Xu Zhuhuang remembered that he still had the bamboo shoots he had collected over the years on the top of the mountain, which he distributed every year. The ancestor sealed it with spiritual power, saying that it would be used for him to marry a wife in the future. Now that he has a wife, he will let the old Zu packed it for him and sent it over.

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After Pan An finished the management meeting and returned to the downstairs of the dormitory, he saw the courier boy pushing a floor cart full of large boxes. Xu Zhuhuang picked up three at a time and ran upstairs.

"What is this for?"

"I... my hometown sent something."

So many people are afraid that the house will be evacuated.

When they were all moved upstairs, most of the living room was filled with piles. Pan An roughly counted more than 100 of them.

"What's in the box?"

Xu Zhuhuang wiped the sweat from his forehead, opened a box, and poured out the contents, Pan An's eyes lit up instantly.

"Bamboo shoots!"

It was sealed by spiritual power before and had no smell, but now when the box was opened, the fragrance instantly filled the living room. Pan An sniffed it fascinatedly, and swallowed his saliva uncontrollably.

I haven't seen such a delicious bamboo shoot for many years, and I will discuss with him later whether I can sell some to me, or give him a free tutoring session?

Pan An was thinking about what he could exchange in his mind, when he saw Xu Zhuhuang holding a bamboo shoot in one hand and asked him: "It's different from the one in our cafeteria, let me see if it can be stewed in oil, or do you want fried pork?" of?"

Pan An replied in disbelief, "You want to feed me?"

Xu Zhuhuang nodded as a matter of course, why not send him all the way to eat.

Pan An narrowed his eyes happily, rushed into the express pile, and said while unpacking, "Of course such a good thing should be eaten raw, it would be a waste if it is cooked."

Xu Zhuhuang saw the usually serious teacher Pan sitting cross-legged on the ground in a very disfigured way, and he didn't know how to do it, so he took one apart in two or three times, chewed it with a crunch, swallowed it in one gulp, and it didn't take long There were only bamboo shoots left on the ground, and after eating a box, I lifted it up and shook it, for fear that some fish would slip through the net.

I don't know what happened, that appearance reminded Xu Zhuhuang of Ayanami Li, the image of a little fat man on his daughter-in-law... Hurry up and shake your head to drive away this terrible thought.

Pan An ate happily, and he didn't go to the cafeteria for a few days, and the bamboo shoots in the living room decreased at a rate visible to the naked eye.

When the last box was left, Pan An couldn't bear to eat any more, so he hid it under his bed and took out a stick to satisfy his hunger.

Xu Zhuhuang really couldn't see it and persuaded him: "Next year will be long."

Pan An looked at him: "Give it back to me next year."

Xu Zhuhuang replied somewhat uncomfortably: "Well, I gave it to others, but I can't give it to others anyway."

Pan An was happy, but he was also quite puzzled, what happened to this kid recently, he behaved so strangely.

That day, Pan An just turned around the stairs when he saw Hou Xiaojin standing outside his door bargaining with Xu Zhuhuang.

Hou Xiaojin: "If two sticks make it, I'll eat two."

Xu Zhuhuang: "No, there isn't one. You are a golden monkey, right? Don't you monkeys eat bananas? You eat them anyway."

Hou Xiaojin: "This is all a misunderstanding of human beings. In fact, we golden monkeys also eat bamboo shoots. For so many years, this kind of bamboo shoots have not grown in the north, and the ones shipped from the south are expensive. Finally, some bamboo shoots were brought in for pandas. I can’t buy it, so I usually eat some spring bamboo shoots to satisfy my cravings. I’ve smelled the smell of your house a long time ago. It’s so delicious. For the sake of Brother Hou taking care of you, give me two...or one That's fine too."

What Hou Xiaojin said was pitiful, but Xu Zhuhuang was not an ordinary person: "No."

Hou Xiaojin resented: "Why, give me a reason."

Pan Anxin thought that Xu Zhuhuang didn't look like a stingy person, why was he so stingy this time, standing at the corner and eavesdropping.

"This is what I have saved for a long time to marry a wife!"

The older single demon Hou Xiaojin didn't understand it, he was also single based on his strength, and he still asked: "Give me one, why is it preventing you from marrying a wife, you still have a few of these things, you have to make up 999, right? So exquisite."

Xu Zhuhuang was impatiently pestered by him: "My daughter-in-law is the one who eats it, and only my daughter-in-law can eat it, do you understand?" After speaking, he slammed the door shut.

Hou Xiaojin fluttered in the wind, muttering in his mouth: "Isn't it okay to give money? You have to sell yourself if you eat bamboo. We are both reproductively isolated. What is this picture..." Hou Xiaojin, immersed in his own world, never Passing by the stairs, he didn't even notice Pan An at the top of the stairs.

Pan An rubbed his chin and leaned against the wall, actually quite surprised.

I didn't realize that the usual dumb guy was so bold, but after all, Mr. Pan had seen big winds and waves, and after being surprised, he became a little curious. He wanted to see how this little fool planned to pursue him as a wife, but he didn't pay attention to it himself. It turned out that he never thought of rejecting the idea at all.

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