Panda, let go of that bamboo

The new colleague is Gou Yuming, who has been in the zoo and plant garden for more than three years. Like Xu Zhuhuang, he is also a temporary staff. He is not a hard worker, but he does not have the problem of squeezing the newcomer to work too much. cooked.

The two are in charge of the tropical rainforest area this week, which is an indoor exhibition hall. In order to adapt to the habits of tropical plants, the temperature and humidity are controlled to be very high.

The park has not opened yet, and there are no visitors in the exhibition hall.

Xu Zhuhuang drank half a bottle of water in one go, and Gou Yuming gave him half a cucumber.

With a "click", Gou Yuming chewed the cucumber and chatted with him: "The weather is getting hotter and hotter, and it's also unlucky for the two of us to be assigned to work in the greenhouse."

"Isn't it our turn?" The cleaning team is a small group, and the area in charge is rotated every week.

Gou Yuming curled his lips: "Of course not, how could it be such a coincidence, I went to clean up Swan Lake in three or nine days, and it was so cold that it was frozen to the bone. It seems that it is summer now, and we are bored in the greenhouse with more than 30 degrees. There is no cool breeze."

"What's that for?"

Gou Yuming was a little excited: "I told you that I was on the wrong team." He lowered his voice, "It turns out that my cousin is in charge of our cleaning team, and Xu Ming is an ordinary employee under him."

"Oh, where is your cousin now?"

Gou Yuming looked regretful: "I went home to visit relatives the year before last. I didn't expect to catch up with the catastrophe. I didn't resist it, so it just disappeared."

"Condolences."

He waved his hand indifferently: "It's okay. According to his seniority, the successor should be Li Dabao. He is the chubby one. He is my uncle's apprentice. We have always had a good relationship. I didn't expect Minister Kong from the personnel department to directly decide Xu Ming."

Xu Zhuhuang wondered: "He and Minister Kong are also relatives?"

Gou Yuming: "No, he is just an ordinary person. He came in through the career test. Our team is staffed by one career. It is also because of this that Minister Feng asked him to be the captain."

In addition to demon cultivators, there are also many human beings who have passed the examinations run by transvestites in the animal and plant garden. Ask the other party's roots directly, whether it is a human or a demon, Bai Ling and Xu Zhuhuang told them before taking up the post, but as time goes on, a good relationship will naturally become familiar with each other's situation.

Xu Zhuhuang nodded: "Then he is really good."

Gou Yuming: "No, he subdued everyone within half a month after he was promoted, and now the cleaning team is his one word, no one dares to say no, even my cousin's apprentice Li Dabao, who is still there now. It's not around his buttocks, it's me. I didn't burn the fragrance right back then, and now I have no chance to stick my hot face to his cold ass...Xiao Xu, don't imitate me. Time, we must seize the opportunity to establish a good relationship with the leader."

Xu Zhuhuang felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell, so he listened silently.

……

Xu Zhuhuang went back to the team through the lively crowd. His broom string was a little loose, and when he swept the floor, he always dropped seedlings.

There are a few elderly ladies among the tourists. They seem to be a little tired from walking and want to take a rest. The surrounding benches are full. Seeing that Xu Zhuhuang is wearing a work uniform, they stop him and ask where there are still chairs. .

Xu Zhuhuang thought for a while, and led them around to the side of the exhibition hall. There was a small path leading to other exhibition areas. It was relatively remote, and most tourists could not walk here.

Maybe there are really many people on this day. On a bench is a mother with two children, a lot of backpacks and water bottles, and the mother is holding a lunch box and feeding the two children.On the bench opposite was a human couple, they kissed like two kissing fish, Xu Zhuhuang blushed and quickly looked away...

Hey, there is a chair over there, and there is a person lying on it, with his face turned inward, as if he is asleep.

Xu Zhuhuang stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder: "Hey, wake up, you can't sleep here."

The man turned over, and there were two heavy dark circles under the delicate eyebrows...

Xu Zhuhuang: "..."

Pan An let out a breath, rubbed his eyes, opened one eye generously, and turned his big eyes around dully.

"Oh, it's Xiaozhu... I'm working here today..." After speaking, he closed his eyes again, tilted his head to the side, and was about to fall asleep again.

"Hey, wait, wait, don't fall asleep."

"Okay... don't sleep, what's the matter with you?" The weather was clear, with a breezy breeze, the humidity was right, the temperature was just right, and there was a faint fragrance of bamboo in the air. Xiong Sheng was so happy.

"Don't lie down, someone wants to sit down." Xu Zhuhuang pointed to the old ladies behind him.

Pan An still closed his eyes, "Okay, but I can't walk if I'm sleepy, you have to carry me back."

"But... But I have to go to work, I can't leave, or I will be recorded for attendance." Fortunately, he felt that this person's attitude was quite good, didn't he deliberately make things difficult for him.

While talking, a sparrow landed on the back of the bench, and there was a white spot under the left eye. Xu Zhuhuang recognized it as the one that usually recorded attendance for them. Gou Yuming called her "monitor" in private, and she was very strict about her appearance. , not even a second late or early.

Xu Zhuhuang stood up subconsciously.

The sparrow ignored him, and said in a low voice to the people on the bench: "Boss Pan, you are sleeping here, Master Feng is looking for you, how about I tell her to wait for you for a while?"

Pan An closed his eyes: "Well, it's okay, I'm about to wake up, let's go now."

Sparrow: "Alright, I'll let them pick you up now."

What answered her was Pan An's weak snort.

Not long after the sparrow flew away, four security guards came to carry a stretcher, which was much wider than normal, and a ball was tied to one of the handles with a red string. The four carefully moved Pan An onto the stretcher quickly. carried away.

Xu Zhuhuang helped the old ladies to sit down, and one of them asked him puzzledly: "The young man who occupied the seat just now was taken away by the security? I think he was carried on a stretcher, did he get beaten?"

Xu Zhuhuang didn't know how to explain.

Obviously everyone took his silence as an acquiescence, and another person answered: "Yes, this kind of person who has no sense of public morality has to be punished like this." Xu Zhuhuang nodded inwardly, disgusted, and has no public morals.

I don't know what job Pan An was assigned to. I always saw him sleeping soundly in the park during working hours. In the next few days, Xu Zhuhuang ran into him several times. This guy is so lazy!

Xu Zhuhuang worked for a whole week, during which time he went to a class. On Wednesday, the basic knowledge was taught by a human employee in the park, an old lady in her 60s, who was very kind. It is just right to teach these ignorant little goblins social common sense, meticulous and patient.After only one class, Xu Zhuhuang already knew how to operate all the household appliances in the dormitory, and secretly performed a complex operation - adjusting the temperature of the water heater.

Today happened to be Sunday, and it was a training remedial class in the evening. The lecturer was an animal demon cultivator. The cultivation method he taught was different from that of plants, so Xu Zhuhuang asked some questions with the teacher after class, and when he returned to the dormitory It was almost ten o'clock.

His schedule is very regular: he gets up at [-]:[-] in the morning for morning exercises, meditates in his room from [-]:[-] pm to [-]:[-] midnight, and falls asleep at [-]:[-] pm.

Today's class is a little late, he hurried back to the dormitory, packed up and started to practice, he felt that it didn't take long to enter the meditation, and there was a loud noise outside the room, as if many people were applauding, crackling, mixed with a sound A cheer.

He didn't know what happened, so he ran out of the room quickly, following the sound that seemed to be the room next door.

He knocked on the door, and it opened with a sound.

Xu Zhuhuang frowned: "What are you doing, it's so noisy..."

Pan An said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I accidentally dropped the earphone, which disturbed you."

He took advantage of the opportunity to look into Pan An's room, the room was full, and the furniture was much more than his own. There was a lighted square box on the table facing the door. He knew it was the thing called "computer". It was a lunch break. At that time, he saw his colleagues playing in the office.Captain Xu also said that his son is addicted to playing games. He doesn’t sleep at night and wakes up in the morning.

Pan An looked at him still wearing his daytime clothes: "Why haven't you slept so late?"

Xu Zhuhuang felt that he had understood the truth of the matter, and replied proudly: "I am practicing." Unlike you, I am a hardworking and good fairy.

Pan An praised: "It's so good, you should pay attention to the balance between work and rest, and take a rest early."

After seeing off the little bamboo spirit, Pan An closed the door and returned to the computer. People in the live broadcast room had already swiped their screens.

[Who was the little brother just now? 】

[So handsome!lick lick]

【pr~pr~pr~】

Pan An smiled lightly: "It's a new roommate."

[Such a handsome little brother, I just don’t know what a root is, how old is it, and if I have a date...]

【Looking so handsome, he must belong to our fox clan!】

[Fellow Daoists upstairs, please respect yourself, how could such a wind god jade tree be an animal demon cultivator? 】

[Fellow Daoist upstairs, what do you mean, what happened to the animal demon cultivator, did you eat your rice or dig your ancestral grave, why do you discriminate against us...]

Pan An: "I also think he's quite handsome. I have the opportunity to introduce him to you."

He paused and continued: "Okay, kids, don't quarrel, let's continue the topic just now, how to breathe out the aura of the moon on a cloudy night..."