The Immortal Has Been Blackened [Transmigration Book]

When a group of Hulala people came to the Time-Space League, Bai Ze counted the number of Xiaodouding in front of him, and there were actually five of them, Qiuqiu, Wuxiang, Mingyuanzhu, Ziyu, and Lanfang!

Bai Ze couldn't help but twitch his face, and looked at Ye Xiaoyi and Mo Yue: "Are you treating me as the head of the kindergarten? I am here in the Space-Time League, not the Space-Time Kindergarten."

Ye Xiaoyi "coughed" and said: "Well, these little guys will be the masters of the domain in the future, baby Bai Ze, you can develop a relationship with them in advance, when you manage the Space-Time Alliance in the future, they cooperate, you You can also save some snacks, right?"

The corners of Bai Ze's eyes twitched as he looked at these young Doudings with excellent aptitude. Qiuqiu's cultivation has already surpassed Ye Xiaoyi's. The cultivation of the young monk Wuxiang is unfathomable. The ancient divine power and Bai Ze have the same origin.

And Ziyu has inherited the physique of King Kong, and at first glance, he looks like a good seedling who is advancing thousands of miles every day.Lanfang little monkey has the physique of a medicine man. Regardless of cultivation level and only the efficacy of the medicine, the orchid demon itself is worth all the holy medicines.

If these Shenrui, Furui, Guirui, Yaorui, and Yaorui were not educated well, mischievous everywhere, and even imitated Zhuang Yan as a villain, Bai Ze would really have a headache.Bai Ze realized that he really couldn't refuse these little Doudings.

Bai Ze looked at these little Doudings again and again, and finally made a difficult decision: "Okay, since you are all here, I will send you a task. You must all complete it together. Only after completing the task can you worship me as your teacher. Why? Sample?"

The boss of Mingyuanzhu is very conceited: "With me here, what tasks can't be completed?"

Bai Ze pursed his lips, and ordered his deputy: "Mo Yan, send them a... red-signed task."

Deputy Mo Yan's eyes flickered. Green checks are for safety tasks, yellow checks are for difficult tasks, and red checks are for... high-risk tasks.

The lord actually gave out red-signed missions to a bunch of kids?

Mo Yan bent down and replied: "Yes." Then he took the babies to pick up the task.

The Time and Space League assigns tasks according to their ability, and many people will not be able to touch the red sign task in their entire lives.Those who can provoke the red sign task are generally the gods of war on the Time and Space League's Billboard.

If these brats really successfully completed the task, the Time and Space League's Billboard will probably be shuffled.

It was the first time for the babies to complete the task independently, and Ye Xiaoyi was still more worried about the safety of the babies.Mo Yan led the baby team to pick up the task, and the two parents, Ye Xiaoyi and Mo Yue, also went to check it out.

Mo Yan led the babies to the secretariat of the Space-Time Alliance, and said to several task rating personnel: "Give a red ticket task."

Several raters wearing glasses saw a bunch of little dolls coming to pick up the task, their eyes flickered, and then they handed out a red book to Mo Yan: "If you don't complete it within ten days, the task will be invalid."

There is still a time limit?Ye Xiaoyi, the guardian of the baby team, reached out to take the red book and read it by himself first.

It read: The president of the supernatural time and space received a prophecy letter, within ten days, he will die in the bathroom.The task of the babies is to protect the president and prevent the prophecy from being true.

ha?prophecy?Ye Xiaoyi handed the notebook to Mo Yue, and asked Mo Yan: "Have you guarded it for ten days? If the president is fine, it will be considered a pass?"

Seeing that the No.11 document was marked on the red book, Mo Yan nodded and said, "Yes. This task has been here for a long time, and now someone has finally accepted it. I wish you all a smooth completion."

Ye Xiaoyi felt that this task was simply too simple, but Bai Ze really had a soft heart, he was giving water to the little ones.

After everyone read the mission documents, Ming Yuanzhu swaggered and sat on a heavy wooden chair, holding the rating staff's glasses to study, and said boredly:

"I thought it was a difficult task, but it turned out to be a guardian. Can you change to a more interesting and exciting task?"

Ye Xiaoyi didn't know that this was a high-risk task, so he hurriedly said to the rating staff: "Don't, don't, this is very good."

After finishing speaking, Ye Xiaoyi turned his head and flicked Ming Yuanzhu: "It's the first time playing, let everyone get used to it first, and keep it exciting to play later?"

Ming Yuanzhu nodded in agreement: "That's right, if it's too exciting, the game is broken, and Bai Ze catches him in the wrong place, he will definitely be ridiculed by him."

Ming Yuanzhu just had a fight with the leader of time and space, if he lost, it would be too embarrassing.

After receiving an affirmative reply, Ye Xiaoyi, a big-hearted father, felt relieved to let the children go to the scene.

Mo Yue was more careful, carefully read the task introduction twice, conjured up a blue feather and handed it to Qiuqiu, squatted down and touched the ball's fairway:

"You know how to use this feather, come to us if you have anything to do, don't force yourself. No matter where Xiao Yi and I are, we will rush there as soon as possible.

Be careful not to stumble in these ten days, don't let yourself bleed, and take care of yourself.Dad is not here, if it is really hurt, soak it in cold water and it won't hurt, dad still has medicine here..."

Before Mo Yue finished speaking, Ming Yuanzhu put Qiuqiu's shoulders and dragged him away: "Enough is enough, Mo Yue, you are so long-winded. It's only ten days, how much more do you want to talk about?"

Mo Yue also realized that he was talking too much, so he stood up and handed Qiuqiu a Qiankun bag and said, "This is the soil from the Red Palace, there's a lot of it, if you want to eat it, just eat it. It doesn't matter if you accidentally lose it when you're on a mission." , Daddy still has a backup here, safety comes first at any time."

Qiuqiu reached out to take the Qiankun bag, opened it and smelled it, and looked at Mo Yue expectantly with bright eyes: "Daddy, is there any more?"

Not enough?Mo Yue paused for a moment, then gave Qiuqiu two Qiankun bags.It seems that the little guy's appetite is getting bigger and bigger.

Xiao Ziyu looked at Brother Qiuqiu with admiration, Ye Xiaoyi walked over and bent over to touch Xiao Ziyu's head, and also asked him if he wanted soil: "Little Ziyu, do you have enough soil? A lot came out."

Xiao Ziyu's chubby hand slowly took out a universe bag, opened it to look at it, and then told Ye Xiaoyi: "That's enough, my father is a master of medicine from the Tree Clan, he counts as much soil as I can eat now." alright."

When Ye Xiaoyi wanted to ask the monkey-faced dragon Lan Lanfang, Mo Yan who was standing beside him said, "Why don't you guys talk first, and I'll come back later to pick them up to the supernatural time and space? You watch for half an hour, No, is two hours enough?"

Ye Xiaoyi blushed a little, and hurriedly said: "No, no, half an hour is enough."

Mo Yue took this opportunity to make two plates of pastries for Qiuqiu to take away. The children were chattering about what is supernatural time and space?Ye Xiaoyi didn't understand either, but he tried his best to answer for the little ones:

"Probably because the people there have supernatural abilities? When you get there, it's best not to reveal that you are a cultivator. It is said that the time and space of cultivating immortals is the only time and space with aura. You'd better pretend to be people with supernatural powers." , don’t be discovered that you are different.”

Lan Fang's little monkey asked curiously, "What will happen if you find out?"

Ye Xiaoyi thought for a while and said: "It's hard to say what will happen, but those who are not of my race and have high abilities, they either want to get you, or they want to destroy you, right?

But don't worry, Mo Yue and I will find helpers to rescue you in any situation. "

The little ones asked many more questions, and the more they asked, the more pressure Ye Xiaoyi, the guardian, felt.It turns out that being a kindergarten principal is not so easy, it's really hard work for Baby Bai Ze.

There are other people's children here, as well as his own children, if any accidents happen to them, Ye Xiaoyi would rather that the little bean dings grow up slower and not be surprised by them.

Ye Xiaoyi asked Qiuqiu one last time: "Check to see if you have brought the two little golden balls that Daddy gave you? There are many life-saving magic weapons in them, which can save everyone at critical moments."

Qiuqiu touched the Qiankun bag, and said, "Yes, Daddy." Mo Yan then came to lead the children to the supernatural time and space.

Mo Yue stopped at the door in time, and sent two boxes of pastries to Qiuqiu. Mo Yan took a look at Mo Yue, and then disappeared in place with five children.

After Qiuqiu and the babies left, Ye Xiaoyi sighed for a while, he and the babies had to be separated for ten days.

Both Ye Xiaoyi and Mo Yue went to Bai Ze's place in a bit of dismay, Ye Xiaoyi asked, "What is our mission?"

Bai Ze threw a small roll of sheepskin over and said, "Your task is a black-signed task, and the black-signed task is...a death task."

Mo Yue took the parchment and looked at it, then said to Bai Ze, "Give me a day."

Bai Ze raised his eyebrows with his hands behind his back: "Can you complete the task in one day?"

"No, I want to borrow your kitchen for a day. You are going to capture a city, and it will definitely take a lot of time. I want to make Xiaoyi's meals first."

Who knows if it is possible to cook in the golden time and space?Mo Yue still remembered that when Ye Xiaoyi was pregnant, she didn't want to eat the food made by the chef of the Devil's Cult, and said she wanted to eat bigu.Bigu will have to starve for several days before he no longer feels hungry, Xiao Yi will definitely not be able to bear it.

Ye Xiaoyi's taste has been spoiled by him, and Mo Yue is very sure that if he doesn't bring his own food, Xiaoyi will definitely not eat well.It's better to take food on the road.

Bai Ze Tao Tao's ears: "Did I hear correctly? I just ordered people to prepare to leave, and you said that you want to stay here and cook for a day?"

Mo Yue said very firmly: "My wife hasn't had a good meal, so I won't go. Or you go first, Xiao Yi and I will meet you tomorrow."

Tsk, people with families are troublesome.Bai Ze's team was already ready to go, and it was impossible to wait for Mo Yue for a day, so Baby Bai Ze had no choice but to say, "Okay, let Mo Yan pick you up tomorrow."

After Bai Ze left, Ye Xiaoyi asked Mo Yue: "Does the mission of death mean that there is no return? Why are you playing such a big game right away?"

Mo Yue patted Ye Xiaoyi's head and said: "It's natural for ordinary people to be dangerous, we can still deal with it, and after completing this task, we can go back. I've already made an agreement with Bai Ze, I'm only in charge of the main task. "

Mo Yue went into the kitchen to get busy. On the other side, the baby team had already arrived at the president's mansion in the space-time alliance in the space-time league's airship.

The upper and lower floors of the presidential mansion in the supernatural time and space are full of black-clothed bodyguards holding hot weapons. There is also a car of soldiers guarding the door, and the security check is very strict.

Qiuqiu and Ming Yuanzhu and their party were searched for a long time at the gate of the Presidential Palace before they were put into the hall.

Lanfang little monkey, Mingyuanzhu, Qiuqiu, Wuxiang little monk, and little Ziyu, five little guys from tall to short entered the living room of the Presidential Palace. At the corner of his mouth, he stretched out his hand to shake hands with the tallest Lan Fang.

If it wasn't for Lan Fang's monkey face, he must also be a person with superpowers. Secretary Zuo really suspected that Leader Bai had sent the wrong person.

Lan Fang's little monkey didn't know the handshake etiquette, so when he saw the man stretching out his hand, he handed over the letter of introduction from Bai Ze, and said:

"The five of us are here to pick up the mission."

Secretary Zuo adjusted his glasses again, resisting the twitching expression on his face, and asked the five children to wait.

After a while, a white-skinned man with a big belly and a beard came downstairs.Mr. Emon, the president of the supernatural space-time, kindly greeted the children:

"You guys are finally here. I trust the person introduced by President Bai. I hope you can make that damn prophecy go to hell. If you don't mind, can you go to the bathroom with me? I've been holding back for a long time , but I dare not step into the bathroom at all."

Lanfang little monkey was puzzled: "Who said that prophecy? It may not be true. Why are you so afraid?"

Secretary Zuo explained: "Because there is more than one prophecy, and the first nine have all come true, so we must treat it with caution. By the way, who is the leader of your team? Can you let me know the order of your abilities?"

Lan Fang raised her hand: "I'm the weakest, you can call me when you run errands."

Secretary Zuo coughed. He thought that Lan Fang, who was the tallest and most unusual, was the strongest.Secretary Zuo's glasses flashed past Xiao Ziyu who had just reached his knees, thinking: Is this the smallest one who is the most capable?

Xiao Ziyu put her thumb in her mouth and introduced herself: "I am here to play with my brothers."

This time, even the President, Mr. Eamon, felt that he was shot in the knee. Is it really okay to entrust his life to these children?

Qiuqiu followed Bai Ze's example, clasped his hands and said:

"You don't need to know about our ability rankings. Wuxiang, follow Mr. President to pee. If he has a problem, you can only ask."

"Okay, okay." The phaseless little chubby tugged at the prayer beads around his neck, and followed the fat, white Mr. President.

Before Mr. Eamon entered the bathroom, five burly men walked into the bathroom and inspected it with instruments, and then stood in a full-angle guard position before Mr. Eamon came in to pee.

The phaseless chubby man looked up at the five burly men who were impenetrably lined up, squeezed in and stood side by side with Mr. Emon.Mr. Eamon pissed out the bird, and the little fat man pissed out the bird.

The president of the supernatural time and space looked sideways at the little bald head, and Wuxiang also looked sideways at Mr. President's big bird.Suddenly, the fat bald man yelled, "Monster!"

Mr. Eamon's big bird turned into a giant monster, and it opened its mouth to bite Mr. Eamon.

Seeing this situation, the five supernatural bodyguards around didn't know whether they should fire at the monster or not.If it is opened, Mr. President will have no birds, and he may be beaten to death.If you don't open it, the protected object will be eaten by monsters.

The fat and white Mr. Emon jumped up in a hurry, and immediately put his hands against the monster's head.The monster opened its mouth and came to bite Amon's hand.

Wuxiang Xiaopang also jumped in a hurry, but luckily his little penis didn't turn into a monster.The phaseless fat man put on his pants, touched his bald head twice, and suddenly thought of an idea.

With a thought of Wuxiang, he said "Change!" and used Buddha's power to turn the monster into a small flower.Mr. Emmon's big bird suddenly changed from a monster with sharp teeth into a delicate flower.

Everyone around was dumbfounded, and Mr. Emon was also dumbfounded. However, he finally escaped.only,

"Excuse me...Master, how should I go to the bathroom now?" Amon asked Xiang Wuxiang for advice.

The fat man without phase touched his bald head, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, he said: "Ah, I have it!" and turned the little flower into a hollow one.

So, Mr. Eamon can pee smoothly.Mr. President Eamon tremblingly supported his little flower, finished peeing, came out of the bathroom, and immediately asked:

"It can be changed back, right?"

Wuxiang Xiaopang completed the task, clapped his hands and left:

"You can change back. But if you still want to pee in the future, I won't change back and forth for you. After ten days, you can come to me and change back."

The secretary at the side adjusted his glasses, and it seemed that the beauties who were sent to the president's room tonight could be removed.In the past ten days, Mr. Emon should not be able to have an affair.

Mr. Emon went downstairs to talk about the ten-day guard arrangement with the five grown-up children after he had settled the important matters in his life.

Secretary Zuo has succinctly and clearly stated what happened just now, and said clearly: "I hope Mr. President will be accompanied by your members every time he goes to the toilet."

Just now, everyone has understood that these children should not be underestimated.

Several little guys looked at Mr. Emon one after another, wondering what it would be like to turn it into a flower?

Ming Yuanzhu thought it was very fun, and volunteered: "Next time I go, let me see what other tricks can be played in that bathroom?"

Secretary Zuo ticked off the book and designated Ming Yuanzhu as the escort for the next time period.

In the middle of the night, when Eamon fell asleep, he felt someone dragging his feet, dragging him to a certain place.

Emon himself is a person with hearing abilities, he can hear the sound of water dripping in that place - it should be the bathroom!

"No!" Emon shouted.

Mr. Eamon shouted in his dream, but he couldn't wake up no matter what.He was getting closer and closer to the direction of the bathroom, could he die in a dream?No, you should find a way to inform others!

Amon tried to control the sound, or knock something over to cause some movement, but he couldn't do it.

In the end, he was dragged into the bathroom, and when half of his body was soaked, Amon's heart felt cold.

A blank-faced female ghost dragged Amon's leg and floated towards the bathroom.The whole world is silent, only the sound of dripping water in the bathroom.

No one can save Emon, because this is not a real world, but a dream created by a female ghost.The long-haired female ghost turned her head and showed Emon a pale smile, then dragged Emon into the bathroom...