God's New Clothes
Chapter 22 Bombing the Tunnel
Etc., etc!to his house?
On the one hand, Tong Yan's heart was beating like thunder, and on the other hand, he couldn't restrain his random thoughts.
In the middle of the night, a couple wants to take a gay guy to his house, what does that mean?The two of them have no glow-in-the-dark scripts to talk about, and no hair to do, so there's only one thing left!
Tong Yan was very nervous, but he felt that he shouldn't be so nervous. After all, he was also a person who had a date. He hadn't seen any scenes. Seeing it didn't mean he remembered it. This is the flaw!
Tong Yan looked at the back of Xu Shi'an's head and felt that the psychological burden of an acquaintance committing a crime was a bit heavy. Has he and Xu Shi'an reached the point where they can meet naked?The question is, isn't it a bit too sudden for this season?Xu Shi'an is his boss, if he rejects the boss, will he lose his job?His job is gone without Zhou Mo's job, Zhou Mo still has to support the little policeman, so he can't be unemployed again, or else he will sacrifice his luster for Zhou Mo?What a reason to sacrifice one's life for righteousness.
God, what to do?Should he behave as if he wants to refuse and win, or is he burning with desire?I don't know which one the president likes.I heard that the city is full of wandering people now, Xu Shi'an is not a good sister, so what if he is forced to do one?
Tong Yan had already created a [-]-word obscene essay in his brain, and he didn't notice that the car was slowly driving into the basement of a high-end apartment.It wasn't until Xu Shi'an opened the door and told him to come down that Tong Yan realized that he had already entered the wolf's den.
The driver drove the commercial vehicle away, leaving only him and Xu Shi'an in the dark basement.Tong Yan looked at the road signs, Xu Shi'an didn't go in the direction of the elevator, but said to follow me, and walked towards the darker and deeper area of the basement.
The little yellow text in Tong Yan's mind instantly switched to a horror and suspense text.Wouldn't the CEO want to rape and then kill me, hide me in the trunk of some car, and then transport the corpse to the suburbs before abandoning it in the wilderness?Is it too late for me to run now?
The car lights ahead flashed twice, and Tong Yan finally stopped imagining.Xu Shi'an coughed lightly, the surrounding lights were brightly lit, and Tong Yan saw a bright yellow supercar with the doors open like wings, quietly dormant in the darkness, it was shockingly beautiful.
Is this... the car shaking?It seems to be a bit of a toss. I haven't heard of anyone shaking it with a supercar.
Tong Yan had a flash of inspiration, and suddenly realized that he would not be rewarded for no merit, this gift is too precious!
Xu Shi'an stood beside the front of the car, looking across Daniu's streamlined body, Tong Yan thought he was very familiar with that look.
People and cars are in the same frame, sure enough, the president and the supercar are the best match!Xu Shi'an held the car door with one hand, and said to Tong Yan, "Get in the car, and I'll take you for a run."
Tong Yan:? ? ?
It turned out that he really didn't want me. It turned out that the president was really a gentleman. It turned out that apart from nightlight scripts and hairdos, another possibility between them was drag racing, really drag racing!
Let's say goodbye!
"Why are you still standing there stupidly? Come up quickly? After passing this village, there will be no such shop."
Tong Yan was still immersed in his own imagination, and he didn't hear the reluctance in Xu Shi'an's tone at all.He responded and got into the low co-pilot, feeling no different from sitting on the ground.
It was Tong Yan's first time riding a supercar, and everything he saw was new.The seats and steering wheel in the car are brushed, which is very interesting.There are too many buttons on the center console, and they are all gaudy, and I don’t know what they are for. It’s almost the same as following the cockpit of an airplane, but the vision of the airplane is not so bad. Tong Yan has to sit upright to see through the narrow window see traffic.
Xu Shi'an also got into the car, the door was closed, he looked at Tong Yan and said, "Fasten your seat belt."
Tong Yan glanced at him, and said to himself, really didn't play the cards according to the routine, shouldn't he lean over at this time, pretend that his lips accidentally brushed against his, sniffing, and then help him buckle up the seat belt himself?Tong Yan turned around, pouted secretly, and obediently fastened the seat belt.
Seeing that he was seated, Xu Shi'an started the car and slowly drove out of the basement.
"Where are you going? You can't do it on the ring road." Tong Yan asked.
"It's not far to the Jingang Circuit." Xu Shi'an asked him, "Do you like sports cars? I have liked them since I was a child."
Tong Yan is embarrassed to say that when I was a child, my favorite toy was Barbie dolls, and my favorite game was making clothes for Barbie dolls. I said I liked it against my will. Don’t men like sports cars?
Xu Shi'an said: "When I was young, I had a lot of car toys, and I also liked to pretend that I was a racing driver, maybe because I thought the racing suit was very cool. After I graduated from high school, my father finally bought me the first sports car in my life. Porsche 911, I'm so happy, I drive it every day to show off on the street, pick up girls, now I feel so naive. But no matter how bad the past is, it can't be an excuse for us to stand still, don't you think?"
Tong Yan nodded perfunctorily, thinking, why did you tell me this, I haven't even got an account yet!
""This big cow is my last sports car, and it is also my favorite one. It has a V12 naturally aspirated engine with a maximum horsepower of 750. The acceleration time from 0 to 100 kilometers per hour is only 2.8 seconds. These numbers are too sexy. Many people may not understand it, do you want to try it? "
Tong Yan was confused when he heard that, straightened his sitting posture, nodded and said, "Okay, come on." I am not afraid of lying down anymore, are you still afraid of your racing car?
There was a very long tunnel ahead. Xu Shi'an switched the car to sports mode, lowered the windows on both sides, and the sound waves from the outside instantly poured into the cab.
Before Tong Yan could react, Xu Shi'an kicked the accelerator and pulled the car's speed to 7000-8000 rpm. Under the action of the huge thrust, Tong Yan felt as if he was being sucked in by the seat, and at the same time, he heard a sound coming from his ears. The deafening sound of the engine and exhaust pipes.
Tong Yan didn't know how fast the car was going. He only saw the orange tunnel receding quickly, and the rough walls turned into linear phantoms. It seemed that as long as they kept this speed, they could reach another time and space. like.
Xu Shi'an kept shifting gears, the tachometer was hovering around the red line, and the sound wave of the engine was wave after wave, from low to high and then from high to low. Every time he changed gears, Tong Yan felt as if someone was viciously Kicked the back of his seat, kicked him a few times, and jumped out again.
At such a tense and exciting moment, Tong Yan still had the time to take a sneak peek at Xu Shi'an. He was focused, calm, and kept his eyes fixed. His side face was sharp and handsome.Tong Yan felt that only people like Xu Shi'an could control this mechanical monster on the edge of the limit.He even felt that even if there were mountains of swords and seas of fire and the end of the world, as long as this person was by his side, he would not be afraid.
The wind came in through the car window and slapped Tong Yan's face heavily. It hurt a lot more than usual, but Tong Yan didn't realize it.He felt that he had been fixed in the seat by the speed, unable to move at all.Fortunately, this state did not last long, and he exited the tunnel within ten seconds.
The force that pressed people tightly in the seat finally disappeared, and it feels so good to be back in the human world.
Xu Shi'an looked at Tong Yan who was still in shock, twitched the corner of his mouth, and drove the car slowly out of the main road.
"how do you feel?"
"It's so fucking exciting!" Tong Yan couldn't help swearing, "Is this the feeling of flying a fighter jet?"
Xu Shi'an said: "I haven't driven it before, so I don't know."
"Is this called flying close to the ground?" Tong Yan asked aggressively, "Can I try it?"
Xu Shi'an glanced at him and said, "You can't drive if you're not full."
Tong Yan couldn't refute!
Xu Shi'an drove Tong Yan to Jingang Circuit for a few more laps of drifting. Tong Yan was so excited that he screamed, Xu Shi'an simply let him drive a few laps.
Tong Yan was addicted to the car, the two sat on the stand to rest, Xu Shi'an went to the service hall to get some food and drinks.
"Takoyaki, do you want to eat? This is the only one left." Xu Shi'an handed over a large portion of takoyaki, which was sprinkled with bonito flakes and salad dressing.
Tong Yan had so much fun that he forgot about being hungry.I took a bamboo stick and poked several of them, and ate them one by one.
Xu Shi'an opened a can of drink, sat beside him and drank slowly.Tong Yan asked him vaguely: "Aren't you going to eat?"
"Don't eat, you can eat." Looking at Tong Yan's bulging cheeks, like a squirrel with a mouth full of food, Xu Shi'an reminded him: "Eat slowly, your mouth is full of sauce."
Tong Yan swallowed the food in his mouth, stretched out his pink tongue to lick the corner of his mouth, and asked, "Is there any more?"
Tong Yan didn't lick it clean at all. Xu Shi'an looked at the stain on the corner of his mouth, stretched out his hand like a ghost, pinched his jaw with four fingers, and wiped it directly on the corner of his mouth with his thumb: "It's gone now."
Tong Yan was stunned on the spot by his action, and the remaining warmth from Xu Shi'an's hand still remained on his cheek. He looked at Xu Shi'an for a long time, and there was neither shyness nor nervousness on his face. He just asked calmly: "So, why should Take me for a drag race?"
Xu Shi'an turned his head away, his eyes drifted around the track, and finally fell on his big bull.The bright yellow body is so conspicuous no matter where it is, like the troubled and straightforward mind of a teenager.He looked up and seemed to sigh: "No reason, it's too boring to come alone."
Tong Yan still stared at Xu Shi'an, examined and searched, but failed to find the answer he wanted.
He stood up, patted the crumbs on his clothes, threw the leftovers into the trash can, then turned to Xu Shi'an and said, "Let's go, I want to go back, and I have to walk the dog."
On the way back, no matter what Xu Shi'an said about Tong Yan, he was not very interested, so Xu Shi'an simply kept silent.
Thank you politely, goodbye politely, it seems that apart from being polite, Tong Yan can't think of any other way to treat Xu Shi'an.
He's his boss and everyone's god, that's all.
The author says:
Tong Yan: Let me tell you, I usually seldom bb about what the author has to say, unlike some people who have to show their presence every day, and always jb flirtatiously, and run away after flirting, I am really angry up!Xu Shi'an: Do you know what this is called?Xiao Yanyan: I know, sorry.Xu Shi'an: You know, why don't you arrange it?Xiao Yanyan: Arrange!
On the one hand, Tong Yan's heart was beating like thunder, and on the other hand, he couldn't restrain his random thoughts.
In the middle of the night, a couple wants to take a gay guy to his house, what does that mean?The two of them have no glow-in-the-dark scripts to talk about, and no hair to do, so there's only one thing left!
Tong Yan was very nervous, but he felt that he shouldn't be so nervous. After all, he was also a person who had a date. He hadn't seen any scenes. Seeing it didn't mean he remembered it. This is the flaw!
Tong Yan looked at the back of Xu Shi'an's head and felt that the psychological burden of an acquaintance committing a crime was a bit heavy. Has he and Xu Shi'an reached the point where they can meet naked?The question is, isn't it a bit too sudden for this season?Xu Shi'an is his boss, if he rejects the boss, will he lose his job?His job is gone without Zhou Mo's job, Zhou Mo still has to support the little policeman, so he can't be unemployed again, or else he will sacrifice his luster for Zhou Mo?What a reason to sacrifice one's life for righteousness.
God, what to do?Should he behave as if he wants to refuse and win, or is he burning with desire?I don't know which one the president likes.I heard that the city is full of wandering people now, Xu Shi'an is not a good sister, so what if he is forced to do one?
Tong Yan had already created a [-]-word obscene essay in his brain, and he didn't notice that the car was slowly driving into the basement of a high-end apartment.It wasn't until Xu Shi'an opened the door and told him to come down that Tong Yan realized that he had already entered the wolf's den.
The driver drove the commercial vehicle away, leaving only him and Xu Shi'an in the dark basement.Tong Yan looked at the road signs, Xu Shi'an didn't go in the direction of the elevator, but said to follow me, and walked towards the darker and deeper area of the basement.
The little yellow text in Tong Yan's mind instantly switched to a horror and suspense text.Wouldn't the CEO want to rape and then kill me, hide me in the trunk of some car, and then transport the corpse to the suburbs before abandoning it in the wilderness?Is it too late for me to run now?
The car lights ahead flashed twice, and Tong Yan finally stopped imagining.Xu Shi'an coughed lightly, the surrounding lights were brightly lit, and Tong Yan saw a bright yellow supercar with the doors open like wings, quietly dormant in the darkness, it was shockingly beautiful.
Is this... the car shaking?It seems to be a bit of a toss. I haven't heard of anyone shaking it with a supercar.
Tong Yan had a flash of inspiration, and suddenly realized that he would not be rewarded for no merit, this gift is too precious!
Xu Shi'an stood beside the front of the car, looking across Daniu's streamlined body, Tong Yan thought he was very familiar with that look.
People and cars are in the same frame, sure enough, the president and the supercar are the best match!Xu Shi'an held the car door with one hand, and said to Tong Yan, "Get in the car, and I'll take you for a run."
Tong Yan:? ? ?
It turned out that he really didn't want me. It turned out that the president was really a gentleman. It turned out that apart from nightlight scripts and hairdos, another possibility between them was drag racing, really drag racing!
Let's say goodbye!
"Why are you still standing there stupidly? Come up quickly? After passing this village, there will be no such shop."
Tong Yan was still immersed in his own imagination, and he didn't hear the reluctance in Xu Shi'an's tone at all.He responded and got into the low co-pilot, feeling no different from sitting on the ground.
It was Tong Yan's first time riding a supercar, and everything he saw was new.The seats and steering wheel in the car are brushed, which is very interesting.There are too many buttons on the center console, and they are all gaudy, and I don’t know what they are for. It’s almost the same as following the cockpit of an airplane, but the vision of the airplane is not so bad. Tong Yan has to sit upright to see through the narrow window see traffic.
Xu Shi'an also got into the car, the door was closed, he looked at Tong Yan and said, "Fasten your seat belt."
Tong Yan glanced at him, and said to himself, really didn't play the cards according to the routine, shouldn't he lean over at this time, pretend that his lips accidentally brushed against his, sniffing, and then help him buckle up the seat belt himself?Tong Yan turned around, pouted secretly, and obediently fastened the seat belt.
Seeing that he was seated, Xu Shi'an started the car and slowly drove out of the basement.
"Where are you going? You can't do it on the ring road." Tong Yan asked.
"It's not far to the Jingang Circuit." Xu Shi'an asked him, "Do you like sports cars? I have liked them since I was a child."
Tong Yan is embarrassed to say that when I was a child, my favorite toy was Barbie dolls, and my favorite game was making clothes for Barbie dolls. I said I liked it against my will. Don’t men like sports cars?
Xu Shi'an said: "When I was young, I had a lot of car toys, and I also liked to pretend that I was a racing driver, maybe because I thought the racing suit was very cool. After I graduated from high school, my father finally bought me the first sports car in my life. Porsche 911, I'm so happy, I drive it every day to show off on the street, pick up girls, now I feel so naive. But no matter how bad the past is, it can't be an excuse for us to stand still, don't you think?"
Tong Yan nodded perfunctorily, thinking, why did you tell me this, I haven't even got an account yet!
""This big cow is my last sports car, and it is also my favorite one. It has a V12 naturally aspirated engine with a maximum horsepower of 750. The acceleration time from 0 to 100 kilometers per hour is only 2.8 seconds. These numbers are too sexy. Many people may not understand it, do you want to try it? "
Tong Yan was confused when he heard that, straightened his sitting posture, nodded and said, "Okay, come on." I am not afraid of lying down anymore, are you still afraid of your racing car?
There was a very long tunnel ahead. Xu Shi'an switched the car to sports mode, lowered the windows on both sides, and the sound waves from the outside instantly poured into the cab.
Before Tong Yan could react, Xu Shi'an kicked the accelerator and pulled the car's speed to 7000-8000 rpm. Under the action of the huge thrust, Tong Yan felt as if he was being sucked in by the seat, and at the same time, he heard a sound coming from his ears. The deafening sound of the engine and exhaust pipes.
Tong Yan didn't know how fast the car was going. He only saw the orange tunnel receding quickly, and the rough walls turned into linear phantoms. It seemed that as long as they kept this speed, they could reach another time and space. like.
Xu Shi'an kept shifting gears, the tachometer was hovering around the red line, and the sound wave of the engine was wave after wave, from low to high and then from high to low. Every time he changed gears, Tong Yan felt as if someone was viciously Kicked the back of his seat, kicked him a few times, and jumped out again.
At such a tense and exciting moment, Tong Yan still had the time to take a sneak peek at Xu Shi'an. He was focused, calm, and kept his eyes fixed. His side face was sharp and handsome.Tong Yan felt that only people like Xu Shi'an could control this mechanical monster on the edge of the limit.He even felt that even if there were mountains of swords and seas of fire and the end of the world, as long as this person was by his side, he would not be afraid.
The wind came in through the car window and slapped Tong Yan's face heavily. It hurt a lot more than usual, but Tong Yan didn't realize it.He felt that he had been fixed in the seat by the speed, unable to move at all.Fortunately, this state did not last long, and he exited the tunnel within ten seconds.
The force that pressed people tightly in the seat finally disappeared, and it feels so good to be back in the human world.
Xu Shi'an looked at Tong Yan who was still in shock, twitched the corner of his mouth, and drove the car slowly out of the main road.
"how do you feel?"
"It's so fucking exciting!" Tong Yan couldn't help swearing, "Is this the feeling of flying a fighter jet?"
Xu Shi'an said: "I haven't driven it before, so I don't know."
"Is this called flying close to the ground?" Tong Yan asked aggressively, "Can I try it?"
Xu Shi'an glanced at him and said, "You can't drive if you're not full."
Tong Yan couldn't refute!
Xu Shi'an drove Tong Yan to Jingang Circuit for a few more laps of drifting. Tong Yan was so excited that he screamed, Xu Shi'an simply let him drive a few laps.
Tong Yan was addicted to the car, the two sat on the stand to rest, Xu Shi'an went to the service hall to get some food and drinks.
"Takoyaki, do you want to eat? This is the only one left." Xu Shi'an handed over a large portion of takoyaki, which was sprinkled with bonito flakes and salad dressing.
Tong Yan had so much fun that he forgot about being hungry.I took a bamboo stick and poked several of them, and ate them one by one.
Xu Shi'an opened a can of drink, sat beside him and drank slowly.Tong Yan asked him vaguely: "Aren't you going to eat?"
"Don't eat, you can eat." Looking at Tong Yan's bulging cheeks, like a squirrel with a mouth full of food, Xu Shi'an reminded him: "Eat slowly, your mouth is full of sauce."
Tong Yan swallowed the food in his mouth, stretched out his pink tongue to lick the corner of his mouth, and asked, "Is there any more?"
Tong Yan didn't lick it clean at all. Xu Shi'an looked at the stain on the corner of his mouth, stretched out his hand like a ghost, pinched his jaw with four fingers, and wiped it directly on the corner of his mouth with his thumb: "It's gone now."
Tong Yan was stunned on the spot by his action, and the remaining warmth from Xu Shi'an's hand still remained on his cheek. He looked at Xu Shi'an for a long time, and there was neither shyness nor nervousness on his face. He just asked calmly: "So, why should Take me for a drag race?"
Xu Shi'an turned his head away, his eyes drifted around the track, and finally fell on his big bull.The bright yellow body is so conspicuous no matter where it is, like the troubled and straightforward mind of a teenager.He looked up and seemed to sigh: "No reason, it's too boring to come alone."
Tong Yan still stared at Xu Shi'an, examined and searched, but failed to find the answer he wanted.
He stood up, patted the crumbs on his clothes, threw the leftovers into the trash can, then turned to Xu Shi'an and said, "Let's go, I want to go back, and I have to walk the dog."
On the way back, no matter what Xu Shi'an said about Tong Yan, he was not very interested, so Xu Shi'an simply kept silent.
Thank you politely, goodbye politely, it seems that apart from being polite, Tong Yan can't think of any other way to treat Xu Shi'an.
He's his boss and everyone's god, that's all.
The author says:
Tong Yan: Let me tell you, I usually seldom bb about what the author has to say, unlike some people who have to show their presence every day, and always jb flirtatiously, and run away after flirting, I am really angry up!Xu Shi'an: Do you know what this is called?Xiao Yanyan: I know, sorry.Xu Shi'an: You know, why don't you arrange it?Xiao Yanyan: Arrange!
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