God's New Clothes

Xu Shi'an made up his mind to leave an exaggerated and non-mainstream impression in front of Qiu Jinchen.Didn't you learn luxury management? Luxury and non-mainstream should be at odds.

Calm?nonexistent.

But when he got home and walked into the cloakroom, he found that it was simply too difficult for him.

His clothes are mainly suits, all hung neatly according to the color, there are hundreds of ties alone, and there are too many matching shoes, watches and cufflinks.Because he has developed a habit, Xu Shi'an can dress himself like a male model in less than 10 minutes a day.

He searched for a long time, nothing more than a few pairs of jeans and a few T-shirts, dressed like this would definitely not be able to scare off the little girl.Xu Shi'an thought about it, and suddenly thought of someone, so he immediately called Tina and asked her to help make an appointment with the stylist for the fashion show, what's his name, yes, Ouyang.

In an office building where various small companies gather together, a pink neon signboard is particularly conspicuous, and it is incompatible with the literary or alternative signboards next to it.The four big characters "Ouyang Modeling" are written crookedly in POP fonts.

Xu Shi'an stood at the door and hesitated for a while, feeling that he was really full.Others always put themselves in the foreign style, but he insisted on rectifying in the soil.But since we're here, let's go in and have a look.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw Ouyang, the make-up director from last time, trotting towards him.

"Alex, you're really here. I couldn't believe my ears when Tina called me, oh my god, it's really you!" Ouyang's tight T-shirt was replaced by a tight sweater. The same ripped jeans and Martin boots, his hair is dyed yellow, I don’t know if he has lost weight before, his skin is loose, and the creases on his face when he smiles can kill flies.As he spoke, he rubbed against Xu Shi'an's body, tugging at his arm, looking very affectionate.

Xu Shi'an pulled his hand off calmly, and said, "I want to change my look, don't I think of you?"

Ouyang Lanhua pointed out: "Then you have found the right person. In fact, I can not only do makeup, but also hair design and overall clothing matching. I guarantee that you will be completely different. No, how do you say that word? Yes, it has a new look!"

Xu Shi'an said: "I don't want a new look, I want to be totally different."

"Ah? Why are you so unrecognizable?"

Xu Shi'an searched for a long time, and finally found a few words to describe the effect he wanted: "I want something unorthodox, which is completely different from what I am now, like killing Matt and burying the love family."

I don't know if Xu Shi'an really has a correct understanding of these words. When these three words are put together, the visual impact is comparable to that of a nuclear bomb.

Ouyang immediately made a precise summary of the effect Xu Shi'an wanted, raised his semi-permanent eyebrows and said, "Isn't it a bit individual?"

Xu Shi'an snapped his fingers: "Yes, that's what it means! But the color of the hair cannot be dyed permanently, and it will fall off after washing."

Ouyang rolled his eyes, and asked mysteriously: "Are you going to participate in some kind of cross-dressing party? The one that is so different from your usual one, it's best that no one can recognize it?"

This is a good reason. The stylist is so clever that he even found an excuse for him. Xu Shi'an went downhill happily: "You discovered this, and they asked me to keep it a secret."

Ouyang said happily: "Don't worry, my mouth is very strict, it's normal for the rich second generation to have a little fun." After speaking, he still didn't forget to raise his little finger to make a zipper movement on his mouth.

He led Xu Shi'an to sit down on the chair, and first helped Xu Shi'an to style his hair. Comb all the bangs forward, cover the eyes, curl them like wool with a mini curling iron, and then spray part of the hair with a disposable hair dye spray It turned red and looked like the head of a brown eared pheasant.

Ouyang asked him if he wanted to make up, Xu Shi'an thought, if he wanted to do it, he could do it all, scaring that Qiu Jinchen to death, so he applied all the eyebrow and eyeliner, even the nails.

During the makeup process, Xu Shi'an didn't dare to look in the mirror, and he almost frightened himself when he finished it. He looked at the mirror left and right, it was terrible, he had been handsome for so many years, but today he was finally ruined.

In the end, Ouyang took him to change his clothes. He wore an oversized hip-hop top and oversized harem pants. He also hung three big gold chains around his neck, and there was a skull ring on his finger. Let's go to China and have hip hop!

Ouyang was very proud: "You're still handsome, you're so handsome! You're going to be an idol trainee now, and you'll definitely make your C debut."

Xu Shi'an thought: I am too popular, the two shows are vying for me!

After all, Ouyang's name is not Tony, no matter what he does, he won't really turn Xu Shi'an into a gangster in the urban-rural fringe.To evaluate this look objectively, it is not the same as the first Korean idol group in the last century.

Xu Shi'an looked at it for a long time, and always felt that it was almost meaningless. He suddenly found a sleeve with a tattoo hanging on the hanger next to the mirror. He took it off and put it on his arm. Change into a vacuum black suit, definitely the top brand of the cowherd shop!

After paying the money, Ouyang sent him to the elevator entrance, reluctant to part: "If there is another party like this next time, count me in, okay? I can cosplay the drag queen."

Xu Shi'an said cos you are a ghost!

He showed an evil smile, actually the smile is very normal, but the makeup is more evil, then he pointed at Ouyang with his blingbling finger and said: "No problem, I will call you next time!"

The elevator clamped his cool figure into a thin strip until it disappeared.

Zhou Mo parked the car at the door of a private kitchen not far from an art district, kicked Tong Yan out of the car, and walked away by himself.

Tong Yan shook his head helplessly, he didn't expect Zhou Mo to be serious when he said that he wanted to introduce a boyfriend to him, and forced him to meet today.In fact, he wasn't interested at all, but he couldn't bear to reject Zhou Mo, so he had to bite the bullet and take a look.

Tong Yan was looking down at the geographic information on his phone, when a nice voice came from behind: "Excuse me, are you Tong Yan?"

Tong Yan turned around, and there was a man standing behind him, about the same height as him, but stronger than him, wearing a blue casual suit, with a gentle appearance, he should be the boyfriend Zhou Mo introduced to him.Tong Yan asked: "You are Xing Fei? How did you recognize me all at once?"

Xing Fei stepped forward and said, "I've seen the interviews and photos of your fashion show, and I feel a bit similar."

Tong Yan pursed his lips and said, "I made you laugh."

"Where, let's go in and talk, I've made a reservation."

The two walked into the private restaurant. The consumption level here is not low, so there are not many people. The decoration of the restaurant is simple and elegant. There are many ink calligraphy and paintings hanging on the moon-white walls, fresh and elegant.

The two sat face to face in a booth by the window. This restaurant specializes in Anhui cuisine. Xing Fei first ordered a pot of chrysanthemum tea, and then slowly ordered.

Tong Yan looked at Xing Fei. Judging from his critical eyes of the Appearance Association, although Xing Fei was not the kind of handsome guy who was particularly eye-catching, he felt good after watching him for a long time. The key was that his manner and speech made people feel comfortable.

Tong Yan asked: "I heard that you are a doctor. Are you very busy at work in the hospital? You always have to be on night shift, and sometimes you have to schedule shifts on weekends?"

Xing Fei took the chrysanthemum tea brought by the waiter, poured it for Tong Yan, and said, "I'm a Chinese medicine doctor, and I opened a Chinese medicine clinic myself, so it's okay."

Tong Yan became interested: "Chinese medicine clinic? It's amazing, what kind of disease do you see?"

Xing Fei smiled and said, "I see all kinds of diseases, but the most common ones are acupuncture, massage and cupping."

Tong Yan rubbed his neck and asked: "Then if I feel uncomfortable in the future, can I ask you for a massage? I seem to have a bad cervical spine, and I always draw with my head down."

"Yes, in fact, the poor cervical spine is mostly related to the sitting posture. It will be much better if you adjust the sitting posture. If you are free, you can come to my clinic and I will help you." Xing Fei opened the menu and handed it to Tong Yan and said, "Let's order first. Let’s cook, this place mainly cooks Anhui cuisine, I don’t know what you like to eat, just look at the menu.”

Tong Yan pushed the menu back: "I don't have any taboos, you can order it, I can do it."

Xing Fei had no choice but to take back the menu: "Then I'll just watch and order."

Tong Yan took advantage of his ordering time to look around the restaurant, and found a girl sitting at the table on the other side of the aisle, constantly looking at them.

After Xing Fei ordered the food with the waiter, Tong Yan asked him in a low voice: "There is a girl over there who always looks at us, does she know you?"

Xing Fei turned his head and looked over, the girl had long hair and big eyes, and looked very well dressed. Seeing him turn his head, the girl waved to him, Xing Fei didn't recognize him for a while, but the girl had already run over with her bag.

"Brother Xing Fei, it's really you! I thought I had the wrong person."

Xing Fei felt that he didn't know the other party, and was confused for a while: "You are?"

The girl said excitedly: "I am Xiao Qiu, Qiu Jinchen, you always called me Qiu Xiaopang when I was young!"

"It's you, Xiaoqiu!" Xing Fei was very surprised, stood up and said, "It's really a female college student, I can't recognize it at all." He turned to Tong Yan and said, "Let me introduce you, this is My former neighbors, Qiu Jinchen, Xiao Qiu, this is my friend, Tong Yan."

Tong Yan stood up and shook hands with her. Qiu Jinchen said: "Brother Xing Fei was our king of children when we were young, and he often took us to play around. After our family moved away, we lost contact. I really didn't expect to meet you here today."

Xing Fei said: "Yeah, I didn't expect you to recognize me. You were a little girl when you left, and you became an adult in a flash."

Qiu Jinchen painted a doll-like makeup, and when she smiled, her apple muscles were rosy, which was very cute. She said to Xing Fei with a very admiring look: "Because Brother Xing Fei hasn't changed at all from before, and he is still so handsome!"

Xing Fei coughed: "You are so old, how can I not change, you are more than 30 people."

Seeing that the two of them were chatting lively, Tong Yan took the initiative to say, "Since we both know each other, why don't we sit together."

Xing Fei glanced at Tong Yan, without any objection, let Qiu Jinchen sit down beside him, poured her a cup of tea, and asked, "Are you alone?"

Qiu Jinchen said: "I'm waiting for someone, but it's still early, he probably hasn't arrived yet." The three of them sat together and chatted.Tong Yan saw that their old friends reunited, and the girl was also cheerful and generous, so he sat across from them and listened to their stories about the years of separation, and he didn't find it boring.

After a while, Xing Fei's order was served, and he asked Qiu Jinchen: "Who are you waiting for? If you don't come and eat with us, forget it. Let's chat while eating."

Qiu Jinchen took out his mobile phone and said, "I'll make a call and ask him where he is." He looked down for the phone number.

At this moment, Tong Yan saw a tall man walking in from the door of the restaurant, with a pair of dark sunglasses on his face, and a bunch of red hair on his head. He was dressed like a star who had just finished a concert. Same.The man was gaudy and gleaming all over, and walked in with his arms and shoulders swung.

No matter how Tong Yan looked at him, he felt that this person looked familiar. At this moment, the man also saw Tong Yan. He froze in place for a moment, and then walked towards him quickly.His arms were no longer swaying, and his shoulders were no longer shaking. The man walked up to the booth where Tong Yan and the others were sitting and asked, "Why are you here?"

The author says:

Tong Yan: What kind of sand sculpture is this? Don't say that I know you. As a fashion designer, I can't afford to lose this person!Xu Shi'an: It's not because of you!Tong Yan: Let me laugh for a while, hahahaha Xu Shi'an: ...