God's New Clothes

At ten o'clock, Tong Yan was woken up by Xu Shi'an's mobile phone. He took a quick look and turned off the screen.

A few seconds later, Tong Yan jumped up from the bed. He finally realized that this was neither Xiao Yi's house nor his own, but a very luxurious hotel.

Tong Yan has a problem. If he drinks too much, it will break into pieces, the kind that breaks cleanly.He can only remember who he drank with the day before, and he doesn't know anything about what happened after drinking.

Because of getting up too fast, there was a tingling pain in his head, Tong Yan picked up the phone and checked the content again.Although his brain was blank, but fortunately the memory of his body was still there. He pressed his hands on his temples for a while and finally realized that he had 419.

The most important thing is that he can't remember what the person he is sleeping with looks like!It can't be Zhou Mo!

"anyone there?"

Tong Yan yelled a few times into the empty room, but the only answer was the rustling sound of the central air conditioner.

Could it be that the person he slept with was an ugly monster?Otherwise, why wouldn't you even want to show your face!Tong Yan felt that he was embarrassed, grabbed his own messy hair, fell back, and fell into the quilt again.

Although he often said nothing and flirted with Zhou Mo, but in fact until last night, Xiao Yi was the only man in his life.Even if he clamored to wear several green hats on Xiao Yi, it was just talk.

Tong Yan glanced at the phone again, this person actually left him a message, does he want to thank this gentleman for wearing a condom and paying the room fee?

Tong Yan lifted the quilt and was about to get out of bed and go home, but as soon as he moved, his whole body hurt as if he was falling apart.Especially the thigh muscles, as if they were strained. This has never happened before. Could it be that this friend with sex took him to practice gymnastics?

Enduring the severe pain and cleaning himself up, Tong Yan checked out and went home.

As soon as the door was opened, the five puppies rushed towards him with a "barking" sound. Tong Yan bent down and picked up two of them and held them in his arms: "Little ones, do you miss me?"

He looked around for grandma in the living room, but found no one, and Aunt Zhao was not there. He guessed that the two of them had gone out together, so he went to the kitchen to cook a bowl of instant noodles.

While eating noodles, Tong Yan wondered what happened yesterday, but still had no clue.He was a little scared, and warned himself that he couldn't do this again in the future, and thought about going to the hotel to check the room opening records or monitoring, but he felt too ashamed to do so.

After eating the noodles in a daze, grandma and Aunt Zhao came back as soon as they put down their chopsticks.They seemed surprised to see Tong Yan at home, and the old lady asked, "Tong Tong, why didn't you go to work?"

"What work do I still have to do after we break up?" Grandma distracted Tong Yan well, and he walked towards the door and said, "He's sorry for me, and I'll pay him back with virtue when it's over? Am I sick? ?”

Seeing him coming, the old lady quickly stuffed her bag to Aunt Zhao: "Xiao Zhao, go to the kitchen first to see what's available, and get Tongtong something he likes for lunch."

"Hey, okay." Aunt Zhao took the bag and went to the kitchen in a panic.

Tong Yan felt that the two were sneaky, and asked, "Where did you go just now?"

"I didn't go anywhere, I went out for a walk and wandered around." The old lady asked him, "Then what do you plan to do in the future?"

Tong Yan helped grandma to sit on the sofa: "I don't know, I haven't thought about it, let's talk about it after a while, or it would be good to go abroad for further study."

"Good to go abroad, go abroad and see the world!"

Tong Yan leaned on grandma, took her hand and said: "You don't want to see me so much, do you have to drive me out? But I won't, I won't go anywhere, I will stay with you at home every day, I will Can I make clothes for you?"

"Grandma can do it herself, I don't need you."

"You have to use it if you don't need it, or we can do it together, and make one for Da Bao, Er Bao, San Bao, Si Bao, and Xiao Bao."

"A dog, what kind of clothes are you wearing!"

"It's not one, it's five!"

The old lady patted Tong Yan on the head: "Just be mad at me!"

Tong Yan was chatting with grandma when the doorbell rang. He opened the door and found Xiao Yi standing at the door, raising his hand to close the door.

"Tongtong," Xiao Yi blocked the door and said, "Let's talk!"

"What else is there to talk about?" Tong Yan asked, poking his neck, "About life, ideals, or love? Who do you like to talk to? It has nothing to do with me!"

"Who's here?" the old lady asked in the room.

Tong Yan turned around and said, "No one, the courier delivered the wrong one."

Xiao Yi stretched out his hand to pull Tong Yan's arm: "Let's come out and talk." His eyes were red, it seemed that he didn't sleep well.

Tong Yan didn't want grandma to worry, so he said to the room, "Grandma, I'm going downstairs to do some shopping."

When the two came to the corner downstairs, Xiao Yi hugged Tong Yan unexpectedly: "Tong Tong, I know I was wrong, please forgive me, come home with me!"

In the past, the two of them couldn't hold each other enough, but now Tong Yan just felt disgusted: "Let go, if you don't let go, I'll call someone!"

"Okay, okay, don't shout, can't I let go?"

Xiao Yi let him go, and Tong Yan retreated to a safe distance: "Say what you want to say quickly, don't move!"

Xiao Yi held back the expression of an affectionate actor in an idol drama: "I was wrong, he seduced me, I don't know what he put in my wine, I was tricked into bed by him in a daze, Tongtong, I love you, we have been together for five years, we started a business together, opened a store together, nothing can separate us, can it?"

Tong Yan looked at his affectionate eight-character eyebrows a little bit, this person really can say anything in order to achieve his goal.Both of them knew that the conflict with each other had not happened overnight, and the matter of catching the adulterer was just the straw that broke the camel's back.

In fact, many couples are like this. Although both parties are bored, they are too lazy to talk about breaking up, so they make do with it, wait for the other party to make a mistake first, and then they can leave in a logical manner.Tong Yan felt that he might be this kind of scumbag, anyway, the commanding heights of morality had to be stepped on under his feet.

Originally, he still had some nostalgia for their five years of relationship, but now after hearing Xiao Yi's words, there is only resentment left.Tong Yan made up his mind that he didn't intend to continue with Xiao Yi, and let the other party be affectionate.Suddenly, he asked, "Do I prefer blueberry cheesecake or New York cheesecake?"

"What?" Xiao Yi looked confused, "Is there any difference?"

"There is a difference, which one do I like to eat?"

"New York."

"No, I only eat blueberry cheesecake, because blueberry sauce is sweeter, I like sweets. You don't even remember what I like to eat, so don't say anything about five years. If there is someone in your heart, Don't say five years, even five days, five hours, you can still remember each other's preferences." Tong Yan looked at Xiao Yi's face and said, "Let's get together and get away!"

Xiao Yi became anxious, grabbed Tong Yan's shoulder and shook: "Do you want me to remember these trivial things? Do I leave the company? Do I leave the factory? Tongtong, don't make trouble for no reason, I know I was wrong I'm sorry for you, please forgive me, let's continue to be together, and I will help you realize your dream!"

"Is it to help you continue to make money?" Tong Yan broke free from Xiao Yi's restraint, "There are so many designers, and I am not lacking. Have you finished your sentence?"

"That's it! You're unique! Remember when we first met? You showed me a stack of hand-drawn designs and you said, 'Modern people are so distracted, they don't Know what to wear, what suits you, OK, they don’t need to think, as long as they wear my clothes, they won’t make mistakes, and then they can focus on more important things instead of thinking about what I’m wearing right today No', look, I remember, I remember!"

Tong Yan was unmoved. He had said so many things that he couldn't remember clearly: "I can't forgive my partner for cheating, and I can't accept it psychologically. You broke my fairy tale world. So simple."

No matter how winking people can see his determination, Xiao Yi finally tore off his mask, approached Tong Yan, and looked at him condescendingly: "Don't make things too extreme, you leave me, the company There is no dime in the dividend.”

Tong Yan shrugged his shoulders: "If you don't have it, then you don't have it. I'll give you the dividends. Just treat it as if I bought an artificial intelligence massage stick at a huge price. After using it for five years, it's not a loss!" Tong Yan showed no sign of weakness.

"You!" Xiao Yi blushed with anger, and tapped a finger in front of Tong Yan, "If you have the guts, let's wait and see!"

The author says:

Double update today, there is another chapter tonight~