God's New Clothes

When Tong Yan returned home, he took off the scarf and hung it on the hanger, and was about to enter the living room when he returned it.

The light in the porch is not turned on, and the clothes hanger is standing not far from the door. A few large gold chains are shining in the gaps of the black clothes, in case you can’t see them—this is what Xu Shi’an stayed with him during the blind date. of.

Ever since Xu Shi'an left them here, he hadn't thrown them away, allowing these non-mainstream accessories to camp on the hangers, mixed in a pile of black coat jackets, showing a bit of gangster style.

He couldn't help but think of that weird four-person date. Xu Shi'an kept his hands under his legs. In the car, Xu Shi'an asked him, "Is your hand numb? Let me rub it for you", and said that he has someone he likes Yes, but I feel that the other party doesn't like him.According to grandma, could it be that Xu Shi'an, the person he likes, is talking about himself?

Tong Yan didn't want to play guessing games with Xu Shi'an anymore, and when the fashion week was over, he had to ask him face to face, at worst, he would lose his old face!

The plane took off at one o'clock, and everyone made an appointment to gather at the airport at ten o'clock.Tong Yan packed his luggage late, and came here the next day by order.

They were not the first group of people to go, but they were the most numerous. Many of them were going abroad for the first time. Although they had two big dark circles under their eyes, they still couldn't hide their excitement.

Tong Yan saw Zhou Mo and Wei Shichen from a distance, he said hello to the colleague who arrived first, and walked towards them.

Tong Yan pushed down the trolley of the suitcase, and said to Wei Shichen, "Is your love rival here to see you off? What's the matter, are you afraid that I will abduct your teacher Zhou and elope abroad?"

Wei Shichen chuckled: "If I were you, I would marry directly, Las Vegas, and there will be no future troubles."

Zhou Mo poked Wei Shichen with his elbow, and Wei Shichen yelled, "Murder my husband!"

"Stop talking nonsense," Zhou Mo asked Tong Yan, "Have you brought all your documents?"

Tong Yan glanced at the crowd again, but didn't see Xu Shi'an, he patted the small bag on his chest: "I'm carrying it."

"Hey, I'm warning you two," Wei Shichen said, "Don't go gay, don't go out alone at night, give black people whatever they want, don't pretend to be Bruce Lee and make silly gestures."

Tong Yan chatted with the two of them one after another, and asked impatiently, "Why don't you leave, who are you waiting for?"

Zhou Moxin said, didn't you pretend to be confused by pretending to understand?Don't you know who is more and who is less here?

At this moment, Xu Shi'an passed through the dense crowd and walked towards them with his head held high.He was also wearing a black coat today, with a pair of black sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, ostentatiously like a big star, attracting the attention of passers-by.

Xu Shi'an went straight to Zhou Hui, said a few words to him, looked at his watch, and then walked towards Tong Yan.

Tong Yan kept looking at Xu Shi'an from the corner of his eye, and when he saw him walking towards him, he suddenly became nervous.Fortunately, Xu Shi'an didn't get too close, and stood still a few meters away. He pointed at the three of them with his hand: "Do you smoke?"

Both Tong Yan and Zhou Mo looked at Wei Shichen, he was the only one smoking among the three of them.

Wei Shichen frowned, like a child who was caught doing something bad.He touched his pocket and said to Zhou Mo: "It's going to be a long time, I won't smoke another one." After speaking, he walked towards the door, Xu Shi'an followed, and they left the terminal building together.

Seeing the two walking away, Tong Yan asked Zhou Mo: "What's going on?"

Zhou Mo shrugged: "I don't know either."

"Take good care of your children, don't let others spoil them."

Zhou Mo stared at Tong Yan: "Can smoking a cigarette together make you bad? Then you've slept several times, so you can't go bad."

Tong Yan: "..."

Outside the departure hall, the see-off car hurriedly put down relatives and friends and drove away in a hurry. In case of overtime, the price would be two hundred yuan and three cents.

Standing in the smoking area, Wei Shichen took out a cigarette and lit it for himself, then handed the cigarette case to Xu Shi'an, but Xu Shi'an didn't answer, took out a box of mints and put a few in his mouth: "I quit, just eat this .”

Wei Shichen put away the cigarette case, took a puff of cigarette and said, "Eldest young master, you are playing with me, I will kneel on the washboard when I get home."

"Zhou Mo has gone to New York, who will punish you to kneel on the washboard?"

"We've only met once or twice at the two masters inside, and we haven't gotten to know each other well enough to smoke and chat together. What's the matter?"

Xu Shi'an smiled: "That's your business, I don't care. Let me ask you, did Zhou Mo tell you about Xiao Yi?"

Wei Shichen sighed, and complained: "Why do you tell me about Xiao Yi, his head is getting bigger."

"Did he ask you to take care of him? It must be what Tong Yan meant."

"I don't know who it means," Wei Shichen asked, "Then what do you mean?"

"Me?" The iron box containing the mints in Xu Shi'an's hand was crunched, and his tense jaw moved, "Of course I want to do the opposite. If I mess with some cell boss, I'll be happy if I kill him."

Xu Shi'an was able to speak nonsense in front of the police.Of course, bragging doesn’t have to pay taxes, and pornography isn’t considered a crime. Wei Shichen educated: “You all save yourself, and follow all the rules of the detention center. If this person enters the detention center, he has nothing to do with our police. Our judiciary , I promise I won’t wrong a good person, and I won’t let a bad person go. Cell bosses, prison bullies, etc., have you watched too many American dramas?”

"Well, I was worrying too much. I guess he doesn't have the guts."

Wei Shichen extinguished the cigarette butt and threw it into the trash can: "Let's go, it's too cold outside, by the way, when you arrive in the United States, help me watch Teacher Zhou closely, absolutely don't go gay, don't wander around alone."

Xu Shi'an gave him a white look: "You say it!"

When the two returned, Zhou Hui counted the number of people and found that everyone was present, so he was ready to go through the check-in procedures.Their luggage and clothes for display are dozens of boxes, and it takes a long time to check them in.

Xu Shi'an originally booked the economy class, but before boarding the plane, he got points to upgrade himself to the first class. He threw the luggage to Tina, and swaggered to the VIP aisle.In fact, he originally planned to help Tong Yan upgrade, the two of them covered a blanket, watched a movie or something, how nice!But they had a quarrel yesterday, so now they decided to hang Tong Yan out.

As soon as Xu Shi'an left, Zhou Mo asked Wei Shichen, "What's the matter with you two?"

"It's nothing wrong? He asked me to borrow a fire and just smoke a cigarette." Wei Shichen opened his mouth to talk nonsense.

Zhou Mo looked at him suspiciously: "Go back, we'll go through the security check right away."

"Don't worry, I want to spend more time with you!"

Tong Yan made a vomiting motion: "You hurry up, and Teacher Zhou will be mine next time!"

Wei Shichen leaned close to Tong Yan and whispered, "Even if I agree, can Alex agree?"

Tong Yan looked at Wei Shichen in surprise, and the other party showed a smirk, and took Zhou Mo to the security check.

Tong Yan slept too late the day before, and fell asleep wrapped in a blanket not long after eating the plane meal.

The headlights in the cabin were all off, Xu Shi'an supported the luggage compartment and found the seats for Tong Yan and Zhou Mo.

When Zhou Mo saw that Xu Shi'an was about to speak, Xu Shi'an made a silent gesture and asked in a low voice, "Has he eaten?"

Zhou Mo nodded, because the seat was put down, Tong Yan's mouth was slightly open, and the blanket was tightly wrapped, like a slender chrysalis, which looked funny.

Xu Shi'an watched in silence for a while, until Zhou Mo felt hairy all over, and then he returned to the first-class cabin.

Long-distance flying is very hard, and the plane folds time and space for a while when it lands together.A brand new journey is about to start, but some people will pass by eventually, some people will never return, and only a very few people can stay with them to the end.

When the plane landed at 02:30 pm US time, everyone took their luggage and boarded the minibus sent by the advance troops to pick them up.

The car went directly to the hotel. After comprehensively evaluating the price, location, traffic and other factors, they chose a four-star hotel closest to the show.

Everyone has a standard room, and Xu Shi'an only needs a big bed room.After checking in in a mess, everyone took a short rest and decided to go out for dinner together.

In order to satisfy everyone's curiosity, the advance troops did not arrange Chinese food, but chose a traditional American restaurant nearby. Although it is not new, the Chinese people can't change the habit of eating wherever they go. , the euphemistic name is, do as the Romans do when you go to the countryside.

Because there were too many of them, the tables against the wall were made into a long strip. Those who arrived first sat inside, and those who arrived later sat outside. Tong Yan arrived early and sat on the innermost side. Opposite him was Tina. The seat next to the plug was empty, Tong Yan thought no one was sitting, so he put the small bag he was carrying on it.

Xu Shi'an was the latest to come, chatting with Zhou Hui while walking. Seeing him coming in, Tina waved to him, signaling him to sit beside her.

Xu Shi'an didn't see Tong Yan sitting in the corner at first, but he didn't realize it until he got closer.Tong Yan was also very surprised to see him coming, and seeing the boss standing beside the chair, he hurriedly took away his small bag.

Xu Shi'an didn't say anything, just pulled out the chair and sat down.After ordering, he started to confirm his latest itinerary with Tina, neither looking at Tong Yan nor talking to him.

Tong Yan supported his temple with his right hand, completely blocking Xu Shi'an from his sight, and kept chatting with the people on the left.

Tong Yan didn't reach out for the tomato sauce in front of him until the waiter served the dishes.

Before his finger touched the body of the bottle, he touched the other hand first. Tong Yan withdrew his hand "suddenly", and Xu Shi'an also retracted his hand. He waited for a while but did not see Tong Yan's movement, so he said "you go first." .

Tong Yan hesitated, picked up the bottle of ketchup and squeezed it hard on his French fries.I don't know if he was too strong or the bottle cap was not tightened, but he squeezed out the whole bottle of ketchup with a "boof", and let the French fries see what is called "bloody disaster".

Xu Shi'an didn't want to laugh at first, but he couldn't help it, so he burst out laughing.

Angry, Tong Yante pushed the small basket of french fries to the side, simply stopped eating, picked up the hamburger and took a big bite.

Xu Shi'an was watching the excitement with a piece of French fries in his mouth. Seeing him push out the small basket, he quickly switched his and Tong Yan's French fries, and said, "Eat mine, I like it." Eat a lot of ketchup."

Tong Yan made no objection, but Xu Shi'an did eat up his "blood-stained" French fries.

After eating, he asked Tong Yan if he would eat his french fries without ketchup?

Tong Yan still didn't say a word, so Xu Shi'an pulled the small basket of French fries to his front, picked up another bottle of ketchup, and poured it carefully.

Tong Yan thought to himself, eat, eat, eat all your abdominal muscles into a big belly!He sneaked a glance at Xu Shi'an's French fries basket, and suddenly found that Xu Shi'an actually used ketchup to draw two nested hearts on it.

This person is too flamboyant!Tong Yan looked at Xu Shi'an in shock, it didn't matter what he saw, he found that he was holding a thick and long French fries, looking at him lewdly, while licking the ketchup on it!

The author says:

Xu Shi'an: I want to use ketchup to draw a heart for Tong Tong? Tong Yan: You are so boring~ You are very social!Xu Shi'an: What's so social about eating French fries? What's on your mind!