God's New Clothes

Looking at Xu Shi'an's expression, Tong Yan suddenly felt very proud, so he teased Hao Xintong even harder, pinching and rubbing his face, he wanted to see how long some people could endure.

Sure enough, the next second Xu Shi'an came towards him angrily, just when Tong Yan thought he was about to erupt, Zhou Hui ran over in a panic.

"Alex, outside, there are people protesting outside, like, like some animal protection group."

"Animal Protection Organization?" Xu Shi'an frowned, turned his head and asked Tong Yan, "Did we use fur?"

The designer was most afraid of this kind of animal protection organization. Tong Yan suddenly became nervous, shook his head and said, "It's useless, it's all artificial leather, but there are cashmere coats."

Xu Shi'an looked at Hao Xintong, and decided to let the kid go first, and Tong Yan had to be responsible for this.

Xu Shi'an said: "Let's go out and have a look." So the three of them went outside together to find out what happened.

Tong Yan walked beside Xu Shi'an, feeling that the gaze from a high place was cold, he smiled reassuringly, and walked forward with his head held high.

Outside the venue, a group of people holding slogan posters are sparing no effort to shout slogans towards the gate.

They also let a nearly naked woman lie on a dining car, covered her body with red paint, and then wrapped it with plastic wrap, symbolizing animals that had been brutally skinned, which was extremely bloody and exaggerated.Several photographers shot at the crowd of protesters, documenting their feat against the fashion industry.

This animal protection organization is not ordinary. Every fashion week, clothing models perform on the runway, and they perform off-site.They are against animal cruelty, against experimenting with animals, against using animal fur to make clothing, against eating meat, against eating animal dairy products, and even advocate replacing animal milk with human milk.

They claim that big-name farms skinned animals alive, but euthanized 80% of the "rescued" animals; they claimed that animals have the same rights as humans, but from time to time, scandals of employees cruelty to animals broke out; For photos, I even went to the trash bin of the medical university to find the animal carcasses and pose for a photo.They have as many as 600 million supporters around the world, but some people regard them as cults.

"Is this coming for us?" Tong Yan asked.

Xu Shi'an said sarcastically: "What you think is beautiful, people are fighting against brands of Hermes and Gucci level, who are you, no one has heard of it!"

Tong Yan's nose was ashamed, and he said in a bad mood: "I don't know who didn't manage it well before. I'm not famous?"

Zhou Hui heard that the two uncles were still quarreling and making sarcastic remarks, and it was no big deal to watch the excitement. He coughed lightly and said, "What, should we drive them away? The reporters should be here later." At that time, he hoped that the United States would also have a law enforcement agency similar to urban management, to carry out non-violent law enforcement against these clowns.

"Catch what you want, this is people's freedom, and no one has the right to interfere." Xu Shi'an said, "This organization is here to attract attention. It may be that we are not well-known in socialist countries because we are too many people. many."

Zhou Hui was a little anxious: "Then what should we do? Just let them jump outside? Even if we don't use fur when the media arrives, once the news comes out, we will jump into the Yellow River and we won't be able to wash it off."

To deal with hooligans, you have to use hooligan methods, and Xu Shi'an is well versed in this.He looked around and found a dark alley next to the show, so without thinking about it, he took a big step and walked towards it.

Tong Yan and Zhou Hui trotted to follow, Tong Yan called him: "Hey, hey, where are you going?"

"Go and see if there are any bad boys around."

"what?"

Xu Shi'an ignored him and walked quickly ahead.The tall buildings here block out the sun, and the weather is already very cold, without the sun, it looks even more gloomy.On the steps of the back door of a building, a few black brothers wrapped in down jackets and smoking were sitting. When they saw three Asian men in eye-catching clothes, they all cast unfriendly glances.

Tong Yan couldn't help but look at them more, someone whistled at him immediately, and he quickly walked a few steps to chase Xu Shi'an.

The alley became narrower and narrower, with yellowed sofas and tattered furniture discarded by people on both sides.Further forward is a basketball court surrounded by barbed wire, and several boys who look like high school students are fighting bulls.

Xu Shi'an pushed open the iron gate without hesitation and walked in, applauding as he walked: "Niceshot!"

The boys stopped, stood loosely on the court, and looked back and forth at the three strange uninvited guests with unkind eyes.

A tall black boy said like a grown-up: "Where the hell are you from? Korean or Japanese? This is our golf course, not the casino!"

Xu Shi'an didn't seem to be surprised by their reaction at all. He spread his hands and said nonchalantly, "No, we are Chinese. Yao Ming knows, right? Seeing you play, I want to discuss with you."

The boys laughed wildly.

"Did you hear what he said just now? He said they came from China. Do you know where China is?"

"China? I guess in Africa."

"You idiot, China is in Asia!"

"Isn't Asia next to Africa? Don't call me an idiot!"

"Asia next to Australia!"

"Shut the fuck up you all!" said the tall boy, "Hey Chinaman, why don't you wash dishes in a Chinese restaurant? This is a basketball court, not a ping pong court!"

As if to cooperate with him, a thinner boy made a ping-pong racket swing, which looked very funny, and the others laughed even harder when they saw it.

Xu Shi'an was still very calm, looking at the boys in baggy jeans and crew-neck sweaters, he said, "Wow, you still know about Chinese restaurants. Chinese food is so delicious, but you've never eaten there, right? After all, Chinese food is so delicious." expensive."

The boys fell silent for a moment, and it was obvious that Xu Shi'an had poked their sore spots.The tall boy couldn't hold back his face, and angrily threw the ball at Xu Shi'an: "Get out! Chinese are not welcome here, stay away from our territory!"

Xu Shi'an easily caught the basketball, twisted his five fingers, and the basketball started to spin on his index finger.Xu Shi'an said: "How about this, we are one-on-one, you win, I will pay you five hundred dollars to treat you to Chinese food, if you lose, you have to do something for me."

Facing the huge wealth dumped by the benefactor's father, the children are not calm anymore.

"Fuck, so much money?"

"My pocket money for three months is not even five hundred dollars!"

"We can go out and eat a lot with this money, and maybe there will be some left over."

"Hurry up and promise him, we will definitely win, I can't wait to see you torture this weak Chinese chicken!"

Several people muttered and gestured for a while, and the tall boy accepted the challenge: "Okay, come on! See if I don't beat you back to grandma's house!"

Xu Shi'an shook his head, as if laughing at his overthinking, and started to unbutton his coat as soon as he dropped the ball. He threw the cashmere coat and suit jacket to Tong Yan, leaving only a thin shirt and a slim waistcoat.Seeing how little he was wearing, Tong Yan said, "It's too cold!"

Xu Shi'an rolled up the sleeves of his shirt and asked him, "Have you brought any money?"

Tong Yan stared: "How can I bring so much money?"

Xu Shi'an: "Then it looks like I have to win." After speaking, he took out two mints and dropped two into his mouth, humming an out-of-tune rap: "Tell me why the score stays there and who makes it stop?" , why my girlfriend is cheering you up off the court but you still embarrass me..."

Tong Yan spread his hands helplessly, Xu Shi'an made a wink with his left eye, and dribbled the ball on the field gracefully.

The two walked towards the three-point line, and the black student shook his head and said, "Each player has five shots, and the one with the most goals wins."

Xu Shi'an said: "Okay, you come first." After speaking, he passed the ball to the opponent.

The black students were not polite to him either. They dribbled and played with flowers outside the three-point line. Xu Shi'an lowered his center of gravity, stretched his arms, and stared at the opponent.

The black student feinted to the left, dribbled the ball to the right, and broke through at a speed as fast as a black lightning bolt, then suddenly stopped and raised his hand to shoot.Almost at the same time, Xu Shi'an also jumped up, stretched out one hand high, and blocked the basketball with a "snap".There was booing from the edge of the arena.

It can be seen that the little black brother is also very frustrated. He never thought that he would be blocked by a Chinese. Xu Shi'an picked up the basketball and stood outside the three-point line and said, "It's my turn!"

He directly pressed against the boy who was defending him and pushed towards the basket without any haste. When the attack was near the free throw line, Xu Shi'an suddenly turned around with the ball and made a fake throwing motion, successfully tricking the black kid into jumping to block.Xu Shi'an saw the timing right, and waited for him to land before jumping up and shooting, easily scoring the goal.

"nice shot!"

Tong Yan and Zhou Hui clapped outside the court. It was the first time Tong Yan watched Xu Shian play basketball. Although it was strange to play in a suit, Xu Shian had a sexy and handsome look.

Then it was time for Xu Shi'an to abuse the little black brother. At the end of several rounds, the opponent failed to score a goal, and Xu Shi'an made all five goals and still had two three-pointers.

Xu Shi'an is so handsome in playing football, changing clothes is Rukawa Kaede, every time Tong Yan scores a goal, Tong Yan will jump up excitedly, almost forgetting that there are a group of people making trouble outside their show!

The high school students were not so happy. The black boy returned to his classmates with his head drooping, still unable to accept the fact that he was brutally abused by the Chinese.

His little friend covered his face and couldn't believe his eyes: "You didn't score a single fucking goal, what the hell are you doing!"

"I can't believe our $[-] is gone!"

"What the hell, why is this guy so powerful!"

"..."

Xu Shi'an walked up to them and said, "There is an idiom in China called 'Wish to bet and admit defeat', and in Chinese it means 'Brother, you are so awesome'."

The boys said in broken Chinese: "Da Ge, Ni Zhen New Zealand dollars!"

"Well, yes." Xu Shi'an said without changing his face, "I just agreed, if I lose, I will do something for me. If I finish it, I will still give you five hundred dollars."

"what?"

"You must be joking!"

"Hey bro, you're so mean, we're brothers, right?"

"Actually, my grandma is half of Chinese blood. I really like China."

"Are you kidding? I haven't heard you say it before."

"I really don't lie to you, don't you think I look a bit like this buddy?"

"Shut up, can you stop talking nonsense? Can you let me hear what he wants us to do?"

Xu Shi'an found it too strenuous to talk to these hooligans. He said one sentence, and they had to say ten sentences.Listening to their chatter, Xu Shi'an said with a smile: "It's very simple, don't you like playing basketball, go to the place I designated to play, and the five hundred dollars will be yours."

Five minutes later, the three of them walked back behind several basketball teenagers.Tong Yan looked at Xu Shi'an, and asked, "Since when did 'Brother, you are so awesome' and 'willing to gamble and admit defeat' mean the same thing?"

"What's the matter, I won against them, call me big brother!"

Tong Yan said with a smile: "No injustice is not injustice, that is, in the future, American children will show off the famous Chinese sayings they have learned to others, and then say 'big grid, tired of New Zealand dollars', people who listen will be confused, right?"

"Who doesn't want to listen to good words, I think there is nothing wrong with it."

Tong Yan asked: "Since you have to pay for winning or losing, why didn't you just say to give them money from the beginning?"

Xu Shi'an stopped and said, "Because I have to find someone to vent my anger on. If I don't abuse them, should I abuse you?"

Tong Yanxin said, okay, it turns out that you are waiting for me here, you are really cautious.

The few high school students in front were playing and fighting all the way, and they arrived at the entrance of the show in a blink of an eye.The animal protection organization is still continuing their farce. Under Xu Shi'an's signal, the six high school students began to compete with the protesters for territory. Their basketball was passed around in the air. He just turned a protest with some performance art into a lively flea market.

Some people reasoned with them that the boys don't care what he does, it's like playing basketball, I don't push you, I don't pull you, but I push you out, this is not a foul, you have no tricks at all.The protesters were so annoyingly harassed that even the lady who was lying on the dining car with fresh meat sat up, poked a big hole in the plastic wrap, got her head out and scolded the basketball boy, the scene was even worse than a fake corpse Be scary.

The leader who organized the protest couldn't stand it anymore, and finally packed up his stall and went home.

After the people had left completely, Xu Shi'an took out his wallet, pondered for a while, took out six hundred-yuan bills, and gave one to each boy.The teenagers were so happy that they called him brothers and sisters. Before leaving, they still did not forget to show him the results of their Chinese learning: "Dage, Tiny New Zealand Dollar!"

The author says:

Happy New Year everyone!Happy New Year to all the judges! (~'(oo)')~