Green Lin Dust

Shu Jun picked up a limp little snake and walked in, frowning suspiciously: "Why does its belly bulge? Did it steal eggs? Can spirits steal food?"

Xue Kaichao looked up and took it.

The little snake was sluggish, coiled softly and feebly in his hand, and her stomach really bulged like a round lump.Shu Jun sat down beside him, obediently waiting for an answer, and saw Xue Kaichao touching the bulging little bag, and asked slowly: "Could it be that you haven't noticed recently that it always sleeps with Qilin?"

Shu Jun was stunned: "Huh?"

Of course he found out, but the two masters are so close, it doesn't seem unusual for the little snake and Qilin to be together, he didn't care about it at all.Even if the two spirit bodies sometimes had a strange posture and were too tightly entangled, he didn't take it seriously.But after hearing Xue Kaichao's words, he must know something. This matter has something to do with the little snake's stomach?

Shu Jun had a bad association, but felt that it was too curious, and pointed at the little snake with trembling fingers: "It's not...it's...impossible?"

One is a unicorn, the other is a snake, how can I...

Although Xue Kaichao looked surprised, he accepted it faster than him, and sighed: "It's pregnant."

Shu Jun didn't doubt his judgment, but before accepting this horrifying and weird fact, Xue Kaichao turned to look at him: "You don't have any sense?"

The relationship between the spirit body and the master is very delicate. For such a big matter, it feels normal to have it, and it seems to be right not to have it.Shu Jun was still surprised and couldn't help stammering: "I, but I can't get pregnant either!"

As he spoke, he widened his eyes to look at the lazy little snake coiled around Xue Kaichao's body: "I shouldn't be able to?"

Even he himself wasn't quite sure.

Xue Kaichao smiled, and put the little snake on the table in front of him.Now the Dharma Hall has developed according to his expectations, and there is no need to do many things by himself. The time for retreat in the mountains is almost static, and there is actually nothing to be busy with.Although the two people have their own residences in name, they have actually lived together all the time, and there are traces of the two people everywhere.For example, on this table, there is a cushion, which is the usual nest of little snakes.

In the past few days, it often coiled up and hid in the corner. All signs seemed to be hibernating. Shu Jun was suspicious at first, but he didn't feel any signs, so he left it alone for the time being. Unexpectedly, it became pregnant.

After silently looking at the little snake curled up again on the mat for a while, Shu Jun finally asked, "Isn't it... a male snake?"

Seeing that he still couldn't figure it out, Xue Kaichao casually hugged him, and the two of them looked at the neat little snake, but it was too unreal because of the influence of the egg in its belly.Xue Kaichao was helpless: "Besides, have you ever thought about how it and the unicorn..."

Shu Jun was silent.

He couldn't imagine it.

After a while, Qilin came in. Shu Jun unconsciously looked at it with questioning eyes, and suddenly had an idea: "You said that the connection between the spirit body and the master is inextricably linked, could it be that they are around us and perceive The relationship between us, so the breath is entangled with each other, feeling pregnant?"

Although this statement sounds far-fetched, it is the only explanation.Xue Kaichao raised his eyebrows, and then accepted the statement.

Shu Jun has never seen a pregnant male snake, so he doesn't know how to take care of it, not to mention that it is a spirit body. Before he can think about how to protect it, he always finds the little snake hiding secretly.Two days later, Shu Jun found that Qilin had built a nest in the dark corner and moved the little snake into it.

He went to see it once or twice, and the little snake was sleeping in the soft curly hair of the unicorn, with only one tail exposed, hanging down limply, looking listless.The two of them seemed to know instinctively how to deal with the pregnancy, which saved Shu Jun a little bit of effort when he was helpless.

Not long after the bulging stomach was discovered, Shu Jun didn't care about how the two settled himself, he started to have morning sickness, and the long-overdue common sense finally came.

Shu Jun tossed and tossed until midnight, went out and retched for a while, walked back with limp hands and feet, and didn't want to climb up on the couch at all, sat down on the soft carpet, clutching the bed curtain with tears in his eyes: "What's all this, what is it? I don’t even vomit, I vomited for him, won’t it hurt me when I’m born?”

Xue Kaichao sat on the bed and handed him a glass of water first.

Shu Jun just started to have morning sickness today, so she can't eat anything, and she doesn't dare to drink water.But he vomited for a while, and it was uncomfortable not to drink, so he took a sip and took a sip, but found that the taste was very good, a little sour, not tea, and his stomach that seemed to be tightly shrunk into a ball slowly unfolded.

"Soaked plum water, drink more if you want. Ask them to find some medicine for you tomorrow." Xue Kaichao looked at him from the bed with messy clothes and a concerned expression.

Shu Jun also drank half a glass of water, and couldn't drink any more. He wanted to stretch out his arms to put the glass away, but Xue Kaichao took it logically, half of his body crossed the edge of the couch and bent down to pull him up.Shu Jun climbed up and fell limp, covering his face: "Then how should I tell them... I'm not really pregnant, it's so strange..."

As she spoke, she acted coquettishly, and buried her face in Xue Kaichao's arms.

Shu Jun never thought that this kind of thing would happen to him. He was obviously not pregnant, but he was affected by the little snake. When You Yu heard the news the next day, he had already hidden himself deep in the bed curtain, unwilling to see anyone up.

It's not easy for You Yu to forcefully dig him out to look at him, but only saw the back of him covered with a quilt, with a bunch of hair protruding from the top.She wanted to laugh, but Xue Kaichao was by her side, so she had to hold back.

Shu Jun himself was not pregnant, but was disturbed by the influence of the spirit body, and You Yu became less worried about prescribing the medicine.After boiling it and bringing it, I handed over the matter of feeding the medicine to Xue Kaichao.Shu Jun doesn't want to see outsiders now, and he can't see them. He just vomits and becomes limp all over, or buries himself layer by layer with clothes and quilts, shrinking to the bottom, and it's not easy to take medicine.

Fortunately, this kind of tossing didn't last long. After Xue Kaichao got used to Shu Jun's pregnancy appearance, the reactions of morning sickness, nest building, avoiding light, and fear of people all disappeared.

The two spirits disappeared without a trace during this period.

On the third day, Shu Jun just woke up, and suddenly found several little unicorns stepping on his face and forming a circle, warm and friendly.They found him when he opened his eyes, and they all came up to him, screaming softly, and gathered around him.

His spiritual body, the little snake was coiled around his chest, and a snake with a very thick and heavy arm also came over, looking like he was taking the child back to his mother's house.

Shu Jun stood up, counted, and found that there were six little unicorns in total.

The six little unicorns are about the same size as the little milk cat, and he can hold two of them with one hand. They only have a thin layer of lanugo, and their bodies often blur and turn into smoke. Shu Jun was frightened when he saw them for the first time. , and then they treat it as a game.

As soon as Shu Jun got up and was discovered by them, he would be immediately surrounded, entangled around his feet so that he would not dare to act rashly, and even a little older would even grab his clothes and climb up.Shu Jun was so entangled that he thought they were bullying, but found that these little creatures were actually very close to Xue Kaichao.

But Xue Kaichao is different from him, indifferently letting the little unicorn crawl around with its scaly tail and a fluffy little buttocks, never stop it, and stay as still as a mountain, just doing its own thing matter.No matter how noisy they are, they will not stop them.Occasionally, when the trouble is too much, I pick it up and put it on my chest or shoulder.

Over time, the little unicorn learned to lie on his head, and could do whatever he wanted.

Shu Jun didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he took off these little fluffy mushrooms that grew out from his head and body, and put them into the arms of the big unicorn sleeping on his back, shaking his head: "I didn't even know if I was really pregnant." Now, what will it look like? If you and I really have a child, how will we raise him?"

Xue Kaichao put down the book, took out the last missing cub from his sleeve and handed it to him, with innocent and ignorant eyes: "... I really haven't thought about it. But isn't Yun Jian also very good?"

Shu Jun pushed him: "Yun Jian was not raised by you and me."

right.

Xue Kaichao said again: "The Xue family's set is actually not bad."

Shu Jun was stunned, and subconsciously said: "You hate them so much, how can you call them good?"

Xue Kaichao said flatly: "I'm not bad."

Shu Jun has nothing to deny, but he doesn't like the Xue family, and he doesn't agree with that: "That's your talent. Besides, don't think I don't know, can they raise you the same as raising their own children? "

As he spoke, he was a little curious: "How does your Xue family usually raise their children?"

In his opinion, this question is not difficult to answer, but Xue Kaichao looked caught off guard. After thinking for a long time, he was still not very sure: "Maybe... from childhood, I gave it to the nanny, nanny, girl, and servant. Dozens of people will take care of them. Enlightenment at the age of five, home schooling at the age of six, engagement, marriage, and childbirth at the age of teens. Those who have the talent to practice practice, and those who do not have the talent to follow uncle..."

Shu Jun was silent for a moment, regretting it.He shouldn't have asked.So I stopped in time: "The parents here can't do much, if our children... don't know what to do."

Perhaps it was caused by the nonsense chatter before going to bed, Shu Jun had a strange dream that night.

He dreamed that the Xue family was still thriving, Xue Kaichao had become the son of his uncle Xue Yuan, they all stayed in the Xue family, and Shu Jun was called Aunt Shu with a big belly.Later, for some reason, he gave birth to a child with the head of a snake in the blink of an eye. No one around noticed that something was wrong. Instead, they envied his good luck and secretly said that Xue Kaichao hadn't married yet, but he had a son and didn't know How will the future be.

This dream was full of the intrigues of the housewife, Shu Jun was exhausted, he only remembered that he was a bad guy, buried in Xue Kaichao's arms, pretending to cry, and listening to him coldly order "kill him", he felt a burst of pleasure.The child with the snake's head was taken away, and a group of strong women surrounded him to prevent him from seeing...

After a bunch of messy dreams, even about Fuzheng, Shu Jun was pushed awake.

He had a severe headache, and even found that there were tears in the corner of his eyes. He was taken aback. He got up in a daze and looked at the righteous and refreshed Xue Kaichao: "What's wrong?"

Xue Kaichao looked at him for a while: "You have been crying in your dream, either calling you son or young master. Which young master?"

Shu Jun's headache disappeared a lot, and when he recalled the dream he could still remember, he also found it weird and funny, so he crawled over and whispered in the quiet and jealous man's ear: "I dreamed that I gave birth to a son for you, You also said that you want to straighten me up. Does your Xue family have this rule?"

He was woken up, sleepy, and didn't want to sleep at all.Since Xue Kaichao woke him up, don't fall asleep.

Xue Kaichao glanced at him calmly: "Yes. Have more sons, why not?"

Shu Jun slowly curled up on his chest, pretending to be innocent: "Then my son is born, when will you let me in?"

Xue Kaichao suddenly stopped moving, even his chest stopped rising and falling.Shu Jun quietly raised his eyes to look at him, and was pinched on the cheek, Xue Kaichao was looking at him: "Really?"

Shu Jun also knew that the matter of the two becoming a Taoist couple could not be delayed any longer.He didn't agree in the past because he had no idea in his heart. The more possibilities there are in the future, the more he has inexplicable fears.Now that he is used to the new life, he never thought about being unwilling, but Xue Kaichao stopped mentioning it.Shu Jun brought it up rashly for fear of embarrassment, not to mention living a contented life now, and rarely think about it.Had a dream, but opened his mouth.

He nodded, Xue Kaichao reached out and hugged him up: "Okay."

Shu Jun hugged him tightly.

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After 1000 years, I finally changed.There is also a side story, which may take 1000 years to update.I suspect that if the two of them really had a baby, they would be raised in a ignorant way and grow wildly.Because Xiaoxue felt that he could handle it no matter what, and he didn't know what was a reasonable request and what was unreasonable.Xiaoshu would feel that I have nothing. How do I know what the child should have and what he should not have? It is normal for him to have everything.So, the child grows wildly.