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This old birthday congratulatory message of Lao Qi was posted on Weibo, and it is used here to make up the numbers, so please don't feel strange.

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On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, I was called to the city to settle accounts. I tried to shirk it, but Gu Songnian refused to let him go. I couldn't tell him that today was Qi Jinming's birthday, so I had to postpone it until five o'clock in the afternoon.When I got out of the Canglang Pavilion, it was already dark. I bought a birthday cake at the nearby cake shop, and immediately took a bus back to Aihenju, but I was in such a hurry that I even forgot to ask for candles.I was holding the cake, and thought to forget it, anyway, I don’t know how many candles to put in, so let’s just do it.

Qi Jinming is not a person with a sense of ritual, and he doesn't take the big and small days to heart at all, and he doesn't even take the New Year seriously.But today he seemed to know that I was going to celebrate his birthday, so he was sitting in front of the table with his shirt and trousers on, waiting for me to go back.When I put the cake on the table, he didn't say anything like "boring" or "don't want to eat". Instead, he sat there obediently, folded his hands, and waited for me to share it like a primary school student waiting for the teacher to pick him to answer the question. cake.

I was drumming in my heart, wondering why he was so good today, maybe he was holding back bad ideas, and wanted to shave my head again, my fucking hair hasn't grown back yet.I opened my mouth to ask, but he also spoke.

"today--"

"today--"

I raised my hand to signal him and said, "You speak first."

He said, "You speak first."

I said: "Okay. Today is your birthday, I wish you a happy birthday." As I said that, I opened the cake, "I wanted to come back to the world of two people earlier, but I was delayed by the account book."

Qi Jinming looked serious: "Thank you, but - today, we are not two people."

I thought to myself, if it’s not two people, what does that mean? Could it be that there are still three people, three people, isn’t it? !My heart was surging, I couldn't hold back my desire, and I was about to offer a passionate kiss, but I didn't expect that Qi Jinming kept saying that he was infertile, and in the end it was——

Qi Jinming turned his head and said loudly, "Come here, serve the food!"

Before I could react, "Tongtong" exploded twice, and two figures rushed out from the kitchen. When I took a closer look, it was Gu Xiaopeng and Lantian.Gu Xiaopeng was holding a salute, and just after firing a cannon, colored paper exploded everywhere. Lan Tian was holding a dinner plate with four bowls of glutinous rice balls, steaming hot and emitting white mist.

Seeing that my complexion was not good, the two of them stopped a few meters away from the table, not daring to move forward. They stared at me with wide eyes, hoping that Qi Jinming would arrange me immediately.

I asked: "What's going on?"

Qi Jinming said: "Today is the Lantern Festival, the two of them will come and celebrate with us."

I said, "Is this what you said there were not two people?"

Qi Jinming said, "That's right, these are four people."

I was about to faint from anger, and was immediately woken up by Gu Xiaopeng's yell. He fired another cannon with an "Aww", and colored paper flew in the air. I have to clean up tomorrow. Before I could stop it, my mouth was stuffed by Lan Tian A glutinous rice ball, half dead hot.When all this happened, Qi Jinming was sitting opposite me. He quickly cut the cake and distributed it to the three of them. They ate the cake and laughed loudly.

The cake was half eaten, Qi Jinming said, "How about we go outside and set off fireworks?"

I said, "Tell me about you. You don't care about current affairs at all. I've received seven or eight messages today. What about 'for the sake of the blue sky, don't let it go'. Now in Hangzhou, fireworks and firecrackers are all banned!"

Gu Xiaopeng fanned the flames: "What's the matter! Back then in Xi'an, they were not allowed to be released, but we still released them on mass graves!"

Lan Tian said to the point: "We are in the suburbs now, Lei Zi can't care so much."

I thought this was a den of thieves.Knowing Qi Jinming's preferences, Lan Tian specially bought a bunch of fireworks, and we walked to the courtyard.The first dozen or so shots were small, delicate and colorful, and they aroused the resonance of several nearby hills. They didn't dare to set off the fireworks, but when they saw someone was setting them off, they were encouraged, and they also started to set off fireworks soaring into the sky. gorgeous.

I turned my head to look at Qi Jinming, the weather was still cold, he wrapped his leather clothes tightly, looked up at the sky, the white gas he exhaled in the night was very obvious.

I leaned against him, put my hands in my pockets, and said softly, "Happy birthday."

He turned to look at me and said with a smile, "Yeah."

Over there, Lan Tian and Gu Xiaopeng set off a big firework, which is a kind of ring-shaped firework. After it is lit, it shoots up into the sky, spins wildly, rises very high, and brings out a mushroom cloud.The two of them, who had never seen each other before, looked at the sky with their mouths wide open, and murmured, wow, wow.

I asked Qi Jinming: "So awesome? Have you seen this kind of fireworks before?"

Qi Jinming smiled and said, "I was born on the Lantern Festival. On that day, all the fireworks in the capital are set off for me. Haven't I seen anything?"

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Today (February 2) I wrote about the birth of Lao Qi, and added a paragraph of birthday jokes!Let's make fireworks together