Lang riding a war horse

Chapter 26 Are You Impotent Today?

The two chatted enthusiastically for a long while. Although it was two people, most of the time it was Gu Zhen who was alone talking about his grand plans and strategies, and He Xuliang was just listening most of the time.

For a chatterbox, such a chat partner is pretty good.

"You... seem to be very interested in Five Color Songhai?"

Gu Zhen was stunned for a moment, this is true, the sea of ​​five-color pines is a vast and boundless forest, because there are many pines and cypresses, it is still green all the year round between Qiong Oak and Lie Gu, which is cold and snow-covered all day long.There are not only many rare and exotic animals in this forest, but also many precious medicinal materials.

The original book is set like this, and many things in this sea of ​​pine are the buffs of the male protagonist in the future.For example, eating the fruit that will greatly increase internal strength, and the snow wolf that will become the hero's real mount in the future, are all obtained from this sea of ​​pine.Originally, after the king of the Liegu Kingdom took a fancy to the male lead, he brought him into Songhai in order to please the male lead, but now the Battle of Qiongo Oak will not be lost, and the five-color Songhai will not be included in Liegu's territory, naturally These buffs will be brought to the hero by Gu Zhen.

Gu Zhen rubbed his nose and said, "Ah, yes, the more inaccessible the place is, the more treasures are hidden. Maybe you can find this martial arts secret book there?"

He said with a smile, but He Xuliang's expression was not relaxed, and he said: "That kind of thing doesn't exist at all."

Gu Zhen didn't take it seriously, and said with a haha: "Whatever, even if there is nothing, it is a beautiful scenery. You have been to Boundary Mountain. Can you see Songhai from the mountain? Is it beautiful? It is really five colors Is it?"

For a person, nothing is more honest than his eyes.A person's mouth can lie, and his expression can be disguised, but the eyes are the most honest.

Gu Zhen has a pair of good eyes, big and bright, but before he was full of calculations, arrogant, never looked at people straight, his eyes were always dim, and his eyes were always turning.Always thinking about something.

But now he is looking at you fixedly, with some excitement and expectation, his cheeks are flushed, and the corners of his mouth are raised, but he is completely unsuspecting and completely trusting.

He Xuliang stared at him for two seconds before saying: "Yes, it's not five colors."

Gu Zhen was a little disappointed, the author was forced to make a name for himself, I thought it would shine in all colors, I was looking forward to it in vain.

He Xuliang: "It's all snow, I can't see anything."

Gu Zhen thought it was the same, probably it was a vast expanse of whiteness, and there was nothing to see.

Sighing, he recalled that He Xuhaohao would go to the border mountains to hunt to subsidize military use, and asked again: "Do you often go hunting in the mountains? What can you hunt?"

He Xuliang replied indifferently: "Rabbits, deer, hibernating snakes, there are many."

After hearing this, Gu Zhen was fascinated. When he was a child, he himself was a good hand at digging out bird eggs on the mountain in his hometown. Unfortunately, Boundary Mountain is not a small bumpkin in the countryside. Not to mention dangerous, there are barbarians who stab people in the back. He gave up the idea of ​​going to the mountains for a while, but He Xuliang saw him silent for a while and asked, "Want to go?"

Gu Zhen shook his head and said: "It's too dangerous, I'm the prime minister of a country, I can't make fun of my own life, let's talk about it when I have a chance in the future."

He Xuliang didn't say a word, but it took a long time to eat the meal, so he got up and saluted: "I have gone to practice with the soldiers, I am sorry that I will retire first."

Gu Zhen gave a "hmm" and waved his hand to indicate that he can go.

As soon as He Xuliang left, Gu Zhen kept thinking about what he said just now. Rabbits, deer, and snakes, maybe there are other things that he has never seen before. The more I thought about it, the more excited I finally took off my pants...

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah brother seven, I am so itchy, is there any sequelae of that medicine powder!!"

007: "I don't know, I haven't wiped it, you said you clean up those moths all day long, okay, you can't pee now!"

Gu Zhen was so sad that he went against the current, and said, "Is it pro-system! I'm so uncomfortable and I'm getting worse. Is there any way to relieve the itching!!!"

Gu Zhen plunged into the quilt, stretched his hands into his crotch and scratched randomly. He felt his lower body throbbing. The pain and itchiness made his whole body tremble. After scratching a few times, he felt There was a burst of wetness at the fingertips, and my heart was in a trough, and I said, won't I scratch myself incontinently?It's not good to be incontinent, scratching and ejaculating, is it?I feel like my X function is out of order.

I hurriedly took out my hand to have a look, and was even more frightened.

"Ah ah ah ah brother seven, I'm bleeding from scratching myself!! I won't scratch myself into a eunuch, right?"

007: "..."

"You can calm down, if you can't do it, you can wash it again, and if you can't, put your butt in the basin, what the hell are you screaming!"

Gu Zhen looked at the basin of water aggrievedly, it had been burned by He Xuliang before, and now it was completely cold, Gu Zhen asked worriedly: "I won't be frozen jj..."

007 couldn't take it anymore, and cursed in his head: "Either you can bear it, or you can scratch yourself, you always ask me a silly question, ask me, who made you a monster, you deserve it, hurry up Take care of it yourself, don't bother me!"

Gu Zhen attributed 007's irascibility to being a male system, but he did not have JJ's pain and unwillingness.

In the end, Gu Zhen was really annoyed by the evil powder, itchy and painful, and his whole body was on the verge of collapse. He didn't care whether the water was dry or not, so he washed it again in a weird way. One time, after washing, the whole person was lying on the bed dying, and the pupils were about to dilate.

"I'm going to die...what the hell did I do wrong..."

"I just want to masturbate..."

"I feel like I'm going to be impotent for three years..."

"I'm holding back, I'm asking you something serious, you just told the hero that you want to negotiate with the barbarians?"

Gu Zhen turned over, lay on his back and stared at the ceiling, and said, "Ah, yes, what's wrong?"

"Haven't you considered that it's not safe? The barbarians have the strength to tear you up to eight, so you're not afraid to die there? Or do you want to bring a team of troops?"

Gu Zhen shook his head and said: "You can't lead soldiers. There are not enough guards here. If I divide some more, what if the barbarians turn around and start a surprise attack? I'll just take one person."

"He Xuliang?"

"No, it's Ruxue."

"What are you doing with her? Feel the pulse of the barbarians?"

Gu Zhen still felt uncomfortable, turned over again, lay down on the bed like a bastard, and said to 007: "I re-read the description of the Hu people in the original book, there are few women in their ethnic group, and most of them are It's a dominatrix, and Liegu is no exception. They live in the frigid zone, and [-]% of women are tall and strong. I took Ruxue there to tell them that our Jiangyun is different from Liegu, and that we are both such lovely girls. If you are willing to submit to our Jiangyun, naturally Miss Hua will have a lot, it can be regarded as a little soft force before the war, first psychologically persuade a wave of surrender."

007 was a little puzzled, and said: "Then why don't you bring Xiyue better, at least you know some martial arts, what can Ruxue do, when the time comes, they won't recruit you even if they rob you?"

Gu Zhen shook his head and said: "Xiyue can't do it, she sees people coldly all day long without even a smile on her face, she can't please a man, besides, she can't be sure what she thinks in her heart. She hates me so much, don't I am not wronged, am I wronged? As for robbing people, they are a little behind in the development of civilization, but they are not a bunch of fools. Whether they rob one or sit on a group, This account should still be clear.”

007 pondered for a while, and said, "Why do you look so like a bustard taking a girl out for sale?"

Gu Zhen smiled happily: "Don't say it so ugly, it's called using available resources, Ruxue is so beautiful, isn't it in the original book that she was slept and then died in another country? Why don't I make some contribution to the country. "

007 said that what you fucking said really made sense.

Gu Zhen tossed and turned and still felt uncomfortable in his lower body. It was itchy at first, but now it was numb, and he couldn't help being a little scared. I'm not really sick, my man's dignity!

Thinking about sitting up again and peeking into the crotch again, I was amazed, the medicine powder really exfoliated the dead skin, and after peeling off the skin, the black thing really turned from a black ball into a flesh Chirping, Gu Zhen felt a little relieved... at least the original goal was achieved...

But he found a more serious problem...

After going through this torture, he was... hard!No!stand up? ! ? !

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