Lang riding a war horse

Jiang Yunxuan finally untied his cloak, climbed onto the big soft bed in the pavilion with ease, kicked lightly with his two little feet, thumped and ran to the head of the bed, fiddled with the head of the bed, and brought out a pillow the size of a pillow. He took out the contents of the brocade wooden box, shook it at the pillow like offering a treasure, and shouted excitedly: "Father, father, let's play with this."

The loving father Gu Zhen had just put away the little shoes that Jiang Yunxuan had kicked off, and was fascinated by the way his "son" twisted his little butt, but when he saw the things in Jiang Yunxuan's hands, his smile froze instantly.

Gu Zhen: "Brother Seven, am I dazzled? The one in my son's hand is so similar to that or something."

007: "Yes, that's right, that's what."

I saw that Jiang Yunxuan was holding a jade pillar that was almost as thick as his own wrist, and the finely crafted Gu Zhen could tell at a glance what it was used for.

What a refreshing and lifelike sex toy.

Gu Zhen collapsed, rushed over and snatched the jade, it looked like a good jade, it felt warm and smooth, but no matter how good it was, it was a jade JB, Gu Zhen felt that it was hard to grab it, son , you are playing with such a cute face! ! !

Jiang Yunxuan didn't notice Gu Zhen's strange expression, and thought he was going to play with her, happily took out another smaller one from the box, shook his hand and shouted: "Father Xiang, what are we going to show today?" ?”

The corner of Gu Zhen's mouth twitched, and he hurriedly stepped forward to snatch another jade stick, and asked tremblingly, "My lord... what is this for?"

Jiang Yunxuan raised his head in confusion, and said innocently, "Are you playing with toys?"

"This...is not a toy, let's play with another one?"

Jiang Yunxuan was very unhappy. Today, the stubborn old man from the Ministry of War kept chanting, and he couldn't understand what he was saying. Finally, he came to play with Xiangfu, but Xiangfu seemed to be a different person. He also said some weird words, and now even toys are not allowed to play, isn't it said that the emperor can do anything, he just wants to have fun, why can't this work!Being an emperor is so tiring, he shouldn't do it! !

The more Jiang Yunxuan thought about it, the more aggrieved she became, her mouth shrunk, tears fell down, and she cried aggrievedly: "Father Xiang...doesn't Xiangfu dislike Xuan'er? Why didn't you let me do anything today? ...Wuwu, didn't you say that you can play whatever you want as an emperor, why don't you count it today?"

Gu Zhen didn't expect Jiang Yunxuan to cry, and surrendered in an instant. He was so distressed that he hurriedly hugged the little emperor into his arms, and said softly: "Don't cry, don't cry, there is no dislike, no dislike, I like the emperor the most." Alright, you can play whatever you want."

Jiang Yunxuan sniffled, with tears still in his big eyes, pointing to Yushi in the box and said: "Xuan'er wants to play with this."

Gu Zhen: "..."

After being silent for a while, Gu Zhen tremblingly picked up the two jade sticks, one black and one white, and asked in a trembling voice: "Then, my lord, do you want to play with the black stick or the white stick?" Woolen cloth?"

Jiang Yunxuan finally opened his eyes and smiled, stretched out his little hand and shouted: "You have to play with both!"

"Brother Seven, I feel like my life has been impacted." Gu Zhen stood aside, watching Jiang Yunxuan sitting in the middle of the big bed, the little ball looks cute like an angel—just ignore that Jade JJs of different sizes and colors on the bed.

007: "How?"

"He's just a child! What did this scumbag Prime Minister do to the flowers of the motherland! These toys can be used by oneself, and returned to the children..." Before he and 007 finished complaining, Gu Zhen thought of a With the extremely frightening possibility, he asked anxiously: "Seventh brother, this scum...wouldn't be a pedophile, wouldn't he use these things on my son, would he?"

Thinking of this possibility, Gu Zhen was about to go crazy, and instinctively began to feel sick, this body is too dirty, and this world is too dirty! !

007 thought carefully for a while, and said, "It's not mentioned in this book. It's not unusual for this bastard to do anything. If you want to do so much, it's all in the past. If you want to know, why don't you ask yourself?"

Gu Zhen said angrily: "Ask? How do you ask? Ask such a small, cute angel, has he ever been stabbed in the ass by his godfather with a jade dick? Ugh—fuck, I really want to vomit."

007: "Brother, you can't do it. You have read the book. This bastard has done too many unreasonable things. You have to learn to adapt."

I am used to Nima.

Jiang Yunxuan was building a pile of jade pillars to look like a city tower, and he was short of the last one, but his father-in-law suddenly rushed over and hugged him tightly in his arms. Yihei was almost dying, and knocked down the city tower he had worked so hard to build. Just as Jiang Yunxuan was about to speak, he heard Gu Zhen's sobbing voice next to his ear, saying, "My lord... After the battle, Weichen will come back to accompany you well, accompany you to write, read, play with toys, and do everything with you, you wait for me."

Jiang Yunxuan didn't understand it very well, but at least he could feel that his father-in-law seemed a little unhappy, so he tactfully didn't mention that father-in-law broke his tower, and whispered He promised: "Father, I know."

Jiang Yunxuan stayed in Luyuan Pavilion until dusk before returning to the palace. Gu Zhen lay exhausted on the bed, sighed a long time, did not speak for a long time, and his thoughts drifted to nowhere, waiting for him to come back to his senses Come, his cheeks were cold for a while, and he raised his hand to touch him before he realized that he was crying.

007: "Hey big brother, why are you crying? What's wrong, there is still a month to lose in the Battle of Oak Oak, and you can still save it. You are crying."

Gu Zhen didn't respond, yeah, why was he crying, he didn't know, he died suddenly, suddenly came to a strange and bizarre world, and became a villain who committed all kinds of crimes and had no conscience.It seems that he should be very grateful to have a chance to live again, but it seems that he has become an evil villain very pitifully.Perhaps in the future there will be many characters like Jiang Yunxuan whose lives have been ruined by him. How should he face these people and what should he do.He was confused, restless, and unwilling to blame himself, and his mind was full of chaotic emotions, and he cried for so long without knowing it.

It took him a long time before he asked: "Brother Seven, you said that the original me is dead, will someone feel sorry for me?"

007: "Then I don't know, I just know that now that you are dead, the whole country will be shot."

Gu Zhen: "..."

Let me be sad for 3 minutes thank you.

In fact, it's not that 007 can't understand Gu Zhen's mood. Unfortunately, he is just a bunch of codes, and he can't do much. He can only help him to go on in this world as much as possible, so he asked, "Hey, do you really want to go?" Qiong Oak? In fact, it is enough for you to approve the food and grass, and the hero will definitely win. Before, there was no food and no energy."

Gu Zhen wiped his face and said: "No, no, the male lead must have a deep grudge against me. This battle is an explosive point. Even if he wins, he will want to kill me sooner or later. I have to impress myself. Points, make a good relationship with the male lead, anyway, I also read the book so I can spoil a little bit, let the male lead win easily and feel that I am still useful, let him kill the idea of ​​killing me, otherwise Death sooner or later is not necessary.”

After thinking about it, Gu Zhen felt a tingling pain at the base of his thigh. It has been inexplicably painful since just now. Gu Zhen loosened his trouser belt and looked into his crotch, and found a tragic fact.

"Damn it, why is this person so small and dark!!! It's disgusting!!"

007 sighed and said, "So to be a human being, you must know how to control yourself."

This is simply another stab at Gu Zhen's wounded heart, Gu Zhen wailed: "Oh my God! Give me back my eighteen centimeters! This dick is so disgusting that I can't even masturbate!"

"eighteen?"

"...or maybe twelve."

"..."

After mourning for himself for a while, Gu Zhen endured his strong dislike for his body, took a look at his thigh, and found that there was a red number like a tattoo, it was an Arabic numeral, and it was written as 0.05.

"Huh? Is this your bug?" According to this ancient setting, Arabic numerals should not appear.

"Ah, no, this is a task progress indicator, usually on the host's lower back or armpit, brother, your place is quite unique."

...that's pretty chic.

Not wanting to complain, Gu Zhen asked, "Then what's the progress now?"

007: "Out of 100."

Gu Zhen: "??? I have only completed one-two thousandth?"

007 said with incomparable disgust: "Brother, please be content, isn't this at least a negative number?"

"There are still negative numbers?"

"That's not bad. If the system judges that your actions are contrary to the mission objectives, points will be deducted."

Gu Zhen asked suspiciously: "Who judges, you?"

007: "It's okay with me. I'll just write you a 100 and we can both go home. It's the reader's prayer system. I'm just a small employee of it. I will show you the way, ask the guide, etc. .”

"Let's say," Gu Zhen put on his pants and thought about his future seriously, and found that he is a time traveler who knows the ending, which is equivalent to predicting the future of this world. A system, is this system awesome?

"Can you give me some tricks, such as world-class martial arts, great talents, no matter how good your photographic memory is, anyway, I am also a person from the future, so there must be something awesome?"

007 was silent for a while, then said slowly: "I am a defective system with a fragile heart..."

"... just nothing?"

"No, I can guess whether you are going to die. If your life is threatened, I can remind you earlier."

"Remind me of farts, can I run?"

007 thought for a while and said, "At least it will allow you to run ahead of time."

Gu Zhen: "..."

This cheating system is really full of bugs.