Beat the monster and send it to debut!

Yiqiu grumbled.

He didn't release Tina's pigeons on purpose, it's just a matter of life.

He was knocked on the door by the police for the second time today.

"Yiqiu? Please come with us to the police station." Two middle-aged police officers knocked on the door of Yiqiu's house.

Yi Qiu glanced back at his black cat quietly, it looked calm, as if nothing had happened.

"Okay, but can I bring my cat? I don't feel relieved that it's only a cat at home." Yiqiu said.

The black cat meowed.

The same goes for the police.

"No." The policeman ruthlessly rejected his request.

Yiqiu sighed: "Then can I get a courier for my cat first? The box of canned cat food it bought is still in the container, and it is waiting to eat."

The policeman's face was full of black lines: "No!"

Whose cat can buy express delivery!

The black cat has a cute face: "Meow~"

Good to go or not to send!

Anyway, there is no danger.

………………

It was the first time Yiqiu came to the Queyue City Public Security Bureau, and it was still an interrogation room.

This is really new for a good and law-abiding young man.

Yi Qiu looked around for a long time, only a policeman was watching him, no one came to ask him anything.

Yiqiu took the initiative to talk: "Excuse me, when can I start taking notes?"

The policeman looked serious: "Be patient and wait for someone. If he doesn't come, we can't start."

Yiqiu: "It's almost time to get off work now."

Police: "Work overtime."

Yiqiu was sad: "It's really not easy for you, I get off work at four o'clock."

Policemen:……

Yiqiu continued: "I went to work at [-]:[-] noon today. I worked for two and a half hours, and I watched TV for two hours and ate a lot of snacks. Of course, there is a reason for this, because my boss wants to lose weight, and I have to supervise him. .”

Policemen:……

Yiqiu: "Tomorrow I plan to ask for leave to rest."

The police couldn't take it anymore: "Stop talking!"

Yi Qiu shut up.

Another police officer came in and asked Yiqiu, "Is the Thai named 'Xia Yushui' your employee? Where is she now?"

Yiqiu wondered, probably at Xia Yuqin's house, but whether the police could find "the person" when they knocked on the door looking for her depended on Yushui's mood.

Apparently she wasn't in a good mood.

Yiqiu said seriously: "My employees and I have a serious employment relationship, and our company does not engage in 996, and the schedule is very free. So obviously I will not know her whereabouts outside of work."

On the way to the police station, Yiqiu had already compiled a whole set of excuses, which can basically be summed up as: I don't know, I haven't seen it, it's purely coincidental.

Although he killed a "person", it was a corpse in the first place, but it just happened to move.

Based on his bravery in seeing injustices and his curiosity, he beat up a moving corpse to restore it to a normal corpse, which at best was a crime of insulting the corpse.

However, after Yiqiu saw the people waiting for the policemen, he swallowed this questioning and ignorance.

He decided to recruit truthfully.

A boy in a T-shirt and ripped jeans, with a high ponytail and purple streaks, walked in, put down his backpack, and looked at Yiqiu solemnly.

Yiqiu met his eyes and exclaimed, "Little brother, the air wall on your body is so powerful that it's one meter thick! Are you focusing all your skill points on defense? Is this the one in the legend? Shaolin Boy Kung Fu?"

………………

Half an hour ago.

The school bell rang, and the school was evacuating. Lu Yunfei walked out of the school along with the flow of people, sneaked to an alley, and got into a police car.

The phone rang, and the ringtone was a piece of punk rock music.

The caller was his bandmate.

Lu Yunfei answered the phone: "Hello?"

Bandmate: "Yunfei, come to rehearse tonight? This new song is very good! I think it will be popular!"

Lu Yunfei glanced at Police Officer Wang who was driving, and said depressedly, "I'm sorry, I'm not free today. I have an exam tomorrow, and I have to review it."

The bandmates were surprised: "You never reviewed for exams before! You also said that those who need to review are scumbags, and a top student like you will come first every time if you don't review!"

Lu Yunfei lied painfully: "Recently, Wannian, the second child in our grade, has been fighting hard. He struggles with topics every day until [-] o'clock in the middle of the night and still posts a Moments. If I am overtaken by him, it will be embarrassing!"

The bandmates expressed understanding: "Okay, let's practice on our own first, hey, I can't find the feeling without you playing the drums. Do your best in the exam, don't lose to No.2! By the way, although you yell every day Being a monk, you really care about your test scores, haha, you really are a teenager."

Lu Yunfei hung up the phone depressed.

No. 2 is not worthy of his serious preparation for the exam!

He is a dignified student, and his reputation is murdered!

——It's all the suspect's fault!

Lu Yunfei called Taoist Wujie: "I'll go there first, what time will you arrive?"

A lazy voice came from the opposite side: "Ah? Then wait for me to have dinner. Now during rush hour, the urban area is so congested, and you will be stuck on the road when you come, why bother?"

Lu Yunfei wanted to have a fit, but when he saw the motionless queue of vehicles outside the window, he was silent for a few seconds: "Come here after eating!"

Taoist Wujie: "Okay, okay, I'll eat first, bye bye bye bye!"

After hanging up the phone, Lu Yunfei became annoyed, why was Taoist Wujie eating while he was hungry?

——It's all the suspect's fault!

The only thing that can comfort him is that he can see Miss Yushui with his own eyes.Lu Yunfei thought to himself.

"Ah, yes, Jushi Lu. Yiqiu is already in the interrogation room, but Xia Yushui was not found." Officer Wang said.

Lu Yunfei's face was filled with pain and disbelief!

What, my lady didn't find it!

He didn't join a band, hasn't eaten yet, and now he can't even see his young lady?

Why the hell do you...

——It must all be the suspect's fault!

Just like that, Lu Yunfei, hungry, rushed into the interrogation room angrily, ready to tear up the suspect who was beaten by thousands of dollars on the spot!

Before he slapped the table and tore it apart, he only heard the suspect Yiqiu, who suffered a thousand knives, say with a look of surprise: "Little brother, the air wall on your body is so powerful, it's even one meter thick! This is a skill of yours!" The focus is all on defense, right? Could this be the legendary Shaolin Boy Kungfu?"

Lu Yunfei was furious: "Fart, this is the indestructible magic of King Kong!"

Yiqiu nodded: "So that's how it is. It really is from Buddhism. But I really can't see it. You became a monk at a young age. Is it because you are under too much pressure from studying? What's the matter with this hair? Is it a wig? It's a bit damp."

Attempt to become a monk, recommended to Tsinghua University, real hair, Lu Yunfei, looking at Yiqiu with increasingly dangerous eyes.

Yi Qiu smiled.

He was in a good mood, after he was sure that Lu Yunfei had Taoism.

This shows that there are professionals dealing with unnatural cases here, and he doesn't have to pretend to be stupid to avoid being sent to a mental hospital.

"Come on, little brother, let's talk about people in the circle." Yi Qiu leaned on the uncomfortable chair and looked at Lu Yunfei with a smile.

Lu Yunfei pulled out the chair and sat down opposite Yiqiu, with a bad expression on his face: "Which way is it?"

"Wow, it's difficult for me to speak nonsense from the moment you speak." Yi Qiu tilted his head.

Lu Yunfei folded his arms and sneered: "I can't tell you, you suspect! Tell me, how did you let a Thai female ghost enter the country illegally, and then murdered two people with her, and then destroyed the corpse!"

"You little brother, how can you make a presumption of guilt!" Yi Qiu said dissatisfied.

"Don't call me little brother!" Lu Yunfei, who was discriminated against by age, slapped the table angrily.

"Okay, little brother." Yi Qiu sighed, and changed his address with a helpless expression.

"Don't call me little brother!" Lu Yunfei said angrily.

"Then big brother?" Yi Qiu corrected himself.

"Big brother, you ghost!" Lu Yunfei yelled, "Can you be more serious, who is your younger brother! Can you speak human language?!"

Not brother.

Yiqiu looked hesitant, and finally lowered his voice: "I'm sorry, sister, I really didn't realize that you are a woman. Your voice is really a bit low, and your temper is also a bit irritable..."

Lu Yunfei didn't come up in one breath, and wanted to recite the mantra to the suspect.

A policeman standing beside him couldn't help but said, "Be respectful. Jushi Lu is a closed disciple of Master Buhui of Baotong Temple, and he will become a Buddhist monk in the future."

Another policeman categorically denied it: "No, Layman Lu is going to study in university. He has been recommended to Tsinghua University!"

Lu Yunfei said loudly: "I won't go to university! I'll be ordained as soon as I'm full!"

Lu Yunfei's cell phone rang, and a piece of sonorous and powerful punk music played, filling the entire interrogation room with a rock atmosphere.

Yiqiu's eyes on him changed immediately.

Disrespect and disrespect, but he is still a high school bully Buddhist disciple who likes to listen to punk rock.

Is there something wrong with this style of painting?

………………

Interrogation room.

Yiqiu laughed mockingly: "Fake monk."

Lu Yunfei responded coldly: "Suspect."

The two stared at each other with big eyes, the needle pointed at the wheat awn.

Taoist Wujie, who came belatedly, saw this scene as soon as he entered the door. He scratched the back of his head: "Yiqiu, why are you here? Yunfei, what's wrong?"

Yiqiu raised an eyebrow when he saw an acquaintance.

The person who came was Taoist Wujie from Mao Daxian Temple. He and this lazy Taoist hadn't seen each other for two months. The last and only time we met was to capture the vixen Hu Junjun at Jin's house.

Lu Yunfei had a face full of pain and disbelief as if his teammates had betrayed him: "How did you know this suspect?!"

The lazy Taoist took it for granted: "I mentioned him to you. When I was at the Jin's last time, the vixen I caught was his subordinate."

Lu Yunfei looked at Yiqiu with increasingly suspicious eyes: "You not only take in female ghost smugglers, but also foster vixies who caused trouble. What's your intention?"

Yiqiu felt wronged: "I am providing a platform for re-employment for goblins and ghosts with good intentions. This is labor reform!"

Lu Yunfei: "I believe you are a ghost!"

Yi Qiu shook his voice: "But there are ghosts in this world!"

Lu Yunfei: "..."

The lazy Taoist laughed loudly: "Yes, yes, there are ghosts, there are ghosts!"

Lu Yunfei couldn't bear it anymore, and put down the burden angrily: "You ask! I don't care! I'm going to the band rehearsal!"

The lazy man sat down next to Lu Yunfei Shi Shiran, and pushed him down: "Sit down, let's have a good chat. Yiqiu is not a bad person."

Yi Qiu nodded sharply, his eyes sincere.

Lu Yunfei looked unhappy and reluctantly endured it.

Lazy Taoist: "Yiqiu must be confused now, let me explain to you. Lu Yunfei and I are both 'special advisors', from a non-governmental organization, affiliated with the Bureau of Ethnic and Religious Affairs. I won't say the official name, anyway. Nicknamed 'Environmental Sanitation Office'."

Yiqiu: ...

Lazy Daoist: "Our aliases are 'cleaners'. Because we are responsible for cleaning the kind of dirty things you know. If the police find a case with supernatural elements, we will also help."

Yiqiu: ...

Lazy Daoist: "We have a total of three full-time employees with establishments, and one of them is seconded to another city, so Lu Yunfei and I are working on the establishment. Fortunately, the city is very peaceful and there are not many things to do. It's okay. Oh, we also have a managerial leader in name, who was rehired from retirement and is [-] this year."

Yiqiu: ……………

At this moment, he felt a tinge of despair about the legendary mysterious organization.

It's called China Dragon Group, you are the cleaners of the sanitation station?

It's too far away!

………………

"So, should you consider this job?" Lazy Daoist asked.

Lu Yunfei was even more anxious than Yiqiu: "No! He is still a suspect!"

Yiqiu politely declined: "Thank you for your kindness, but I already have two jobs, so I can't work part-time."

The lazy Taoist sighed regretfully: "Hey, I thought I could recruit new people, so I could be lazy...ah no, it's easier."

Yiqiu & Lu Yunfei: ...you said it.

The few people got to know each other again, and the lazy Taoist, as the middleman, forcibly pressed Yiqiu and Lu Yunfei who were at odds with each other: "You two children, stop losing your temper and talk about business, okay?"

Yiqiu reluctantly agreed: "I agree with everything else, but I'm not a kid anymore."

Lu Yunfei stared: "Could it be me?"

Yiqiu and Lan Taoist said in unison: "Yes, you are!"

Lu Yunfei, who was still ten months away from his birthday, was out of breath and helpless.

"Originally, I planned to investigate this matter by myself, but now that we have you, let's exchange information. Leia's death is indeed abnormal, and I can tell you the cause and effect of her and the suspect." Yi Qiu settled down. , began to talk about business.

Lu Yunfei sneered, with a provocative face: "Aren't you the suspect?"

The lazy Taoist said seriously: "Don't interrupt the children when the adults are talking!"

Yi Qiu also said seriously: "He's right! Listen to me, children!"

Lu Yunfei was so angry that he wanted to use the water pen as a drumstick to knock on the table a piece of death heavy metal full of anger.

hateful!Why are minors so miserable, they don't even have the qualifications to become ordained monks, and they have to be taught by two adults, abominable!

"That day, one of my employees was going to participate in an event at the Huanmao Mall, so I followed. I met two girls shopping at the scene, one was Tina and the other was Leia. At that time, I saw that Leia was a dead person, so I paid attention When Leia tried to throw Tina off the fifth-floor bridge, I rescued Tina, and then Leia jumped in front of everyone, for unknown reasons." Yiqiu said.

"Why did you wave with Miss Yushui? Did you sign to her? Why did she destroy the lighting and cameras in the mall with a sonic attack after you waved to her?" Lu Yunfei asked.

"I'm wronged, I just waved to her to express don't worry, she waved to me purely subconsciously. What happened next was purely accidental, none of us knew that she screamed so powerfully, now we I have to lose money to the mall, a lot of money!" Yi Qiu pretended to be heartbroken.

The lazy Taoist smacked his lips: "You did that corpse in the underground garage, right?"

Yiqiu admitted: "Yes, how did you find out?"

The lazy Taoist grinned and said, "I've personally seen you whip a vixen with a belt. The traces of fighting in the underground garage are obviously whippings. I can't see that you still have this hobby..."

Yiqiu: "Please don't drive in front of children."

Lu Yunfei patted the table: "Damn. You admit it! You admit that you killed someone!"

Yi Qiu continued to cry out: "You are wronged, that corpse is itself a corpse, but someone is manipulating him, the same situation as Leia's."

Lu Yunfei folded his arms and hummed twice.

The lazy Taoist said, "Tell me about it in detail."

Yiqiu nodded: "After Leia jumped down, I noticed that there was an unusual person around him. At that time, he looked like a living person, but he was wearing a windbreaker and sunglasses at night. He acted suspiciously. I ran after him. , we ran all the way to the underground garage."

Yiqiu continued: "In the underground garage, the two of us had a big fight. Oh, he has some special methods. After contacting people, he will use invisible silk threads to control the other person's body."

Lazy Taoist approached Lu Yunfei and asked in a low voice, "Puppet Thread Lifting Technique?"

Lu Yunfei curled his lips: "It's just a possibility, maybe it's a spider or something."

Yi Qiu continued: "Then we started a big fight that shook the world and wept ghosts and gods. In the end, I won him and taught him a lesson. Seeing that he couldn't turn things around, he suddenly vomited blood. He collapsed and died in an instant. The speed at which this Yuan Qi collapsed was unscientific. I took off his sunglasses and checked, and found that from his eyeballs, he had been dead for a while. I guess it was the golden cicada that had shed its shell, leaving behind a A corpse, Yuan Ling ran away, even this body may not be the main body."

Lu Yunfei beeped softly: "Who knows if you beat a living person to death."

The lazy Taoist patted him on the forehead: "Stop making trouble, you just don't like people."

Lu Yunfei: "Hmph."

The lazy Taoist said: "He just has opinions on all the colleagues who come from Yeluzi. If they are not from the temple or the Taoist temple, he suspects that they are doing evil."

Lu Yunfei plausibly said: "So far, eight out of ten of the ones I have caught are like this!"

Yiqiu: "Then I am the other two."

Lu Yunfei moaned and chirped, in short, he was not satisfied with Yiqiu.

Yiqiu didn't care about the little kid, and asked the lazy Taoist: "Do you have any clues?"

Lu Yunfei rushed to answer: "I will not tell you! You are a suspect!"

The lazy Taoist broke the stage on the spot: "Yes, the two corpses have all rotted and turned into bones. But now I can't be sure, what method the other party used to make the corpses rot quickly."

Yiqiu asked: "Have you ever thought that perhaps the time of death of these two corpses was much earlier than you thought?"

Lazy Taoist: "You mean..."

Yiqiu: "Leia might have died two months ago."

Lazy Taoist and Lu Yunfei looked at each other: "Do you have any clues?"

"The man in the sunglasses, I suspect that he is a corpse exorcist who knows how to pull puppet threads. He killed Leia early on, but used her corpse to live a normal life, or he may be cheating. You can look it up Leia's whereabouts in the past two months, as well as her financial movements. This sunglasses man may have an accomplice. If there is, this accomplice must be very familiar with Leia, otherwise it is impossible for two months without revealing the truth. This person, I suspect it's Leia's boyfriend, who's a professional liar."

The lazy Taoist nodded: "The key is still the man in the sunglasses."

Yiqiu said: "Yes, he is [-]% not dead, and the real body is still at large. But he is hard to find after all, we still have to start with Leia's boyfriend, do you have a way to find him?"

The lazy Taoist thought for a while: "It takes a little time to find someone with the normal method, but if we can find the items he used, I can try fortune telling to determine his location."

Several people exchanged the information they knew, and Yiqiu finally asked: "Can I go?"

Lu Yunfei: "No way!"

Lazy Taoist: "Leave a contact information and keep in touch."

Yiqiu nodded, and asked again: "Are you interested in going with me to find out the situation? I went to Leia's house in the afternoon. Although I didn't go in, I'm sure there is something 'something' in her house, and I said Possibly some of her boyfriend's belongings were left there."

Lazy people are very interested: "Okay, let's go and have a look together. Yun Fei, if you have something to do, go first, Yiqiu and I can go."

Lu Yunfei crossed his arms and said coldly, "I'm going too."

Lazy Taoist: "Aren't you going to play drums?"

Lu Yunfei: "Stop hitting, I want to hit someone today."

Lazy Taoist: "We are going to fight ghosts."

Lu Yunfei: "It's okay, almost, I can do it, I'm not picky."

Yiqiu is not very happy, this is his work pleasure!You are not allowed to grab the head with him!

The lazy Taoist said: "You think too much, your strength is not in fighting ghosts."

Yi Qiu asked curiously, "Then what is he good at?"

The lazy Taoist looked at Lu Yunfei with pity in his eyes: "He is good at being beaten by ghosts."

Yiqiu:? ? ?

Lu Yunfei: ...

The lazy Taoist said quietly: "He is an MT, scientifically known as a meat shield, and he has practiced the magic of King Kong not bad, and he is especially resistant to beating."

Yiqiu changed his indifferent attitude, and immediately warmly invited: "Big brother, let's form a team together, we only need an MT!"

Lu Yunfei: "Get out! Don't beat me! You DPS are all beasts!"

………………

Yiqiu came to the apartment building where Yan Changsheng's home was located again, and successfully brought Lan Daoren and Lu Yunfei inside.

Lu Yunfei beeped softly: "Why do the security guards know you? How do you have the access card here? You really are very suspicious!"

Yiqiu: "Didn't I tell you? I am Yan Changsheng's assistant, and he lives here."

Lu Yunfei turned pale with shock: "What? Yan Changsheng lives here?"

The lazy Taoist quickly covered his mouth: "Keep your voice down."

Lu Yunfei pushed the lazy Taoist's hand away, and a strange look burst out in his eyes: "Yan Changsheng, this is Yan Changsheng! Do you have his autograph? Give me one, and I will pay for it!"

Yiqiu: I never thought that he was also a fan of Yan Changsheng, hey, why should I say so?Oh, by the way, I am also a fan of Yan Changsheng. Although I have been with him for a long time, I almost forgot that I still have this persona.

"Is he really handsome? He has a good figure. I also want such chest and abs. What movie is he doing recently? Hey, is his scandal with so-and-so true?" Lu Yunfei suddenly felt a cold heart Master Erxueba turned into a little fanboy, chasing after Yiqiu to inquire about Yan Changsheng, with gossip shining in his eyes.

Yiqiu couldn't bear to look directly at him.

The elevator came, and with a "ding", the elevator door opened.

Yan Changsheng in the elevator was about to come out when he saw Yiqiu among the three of them unexpectedly, wondering, "Why are you here? Didn't you leave beforehand?"

Yiqiu held Lan Daoren and Lu Yunfei on the left and right, smiling all over his face: "Oh, your house is haunted upstairs, my little friend and I are going to take a look together."

Yan Changsheng looked at the eyes of the other two, and instantly became vigilant: the power of the magic stick has expanded again, and now there are three people!

This world will not be better!

Lu Yunfei rushed forward at a brisk pace, and nervously took out the textbooks in his schoolbag: "Yan Changsheng, I can like you now, please sign it for me!"

He's going to show off the signature to the class!

Yan Changsheng was not surprised, he just scolded Yiqiu with his eyes, and signed autographs for fans in a friendly manner.

Yi Qiu leaned over to take a look, and asked, "It's so late, where are you going alone?"

Yan Changsheng looked at him vigilantly: "I want to tell you too?"

Yiqiu: "You don't have to say it, you understand." As long as he speaks, Yan Changsheng has to say it if he doesn't.

Yan Changsheng was reluctant: "I invited a friend to dinner."

Yiqiu's stomach grumbled, and Lu Yunfei's stomach grumbled too. Only Lazy Daoist, he was so full that he even took out a piece of grilled fish from his Taoist robe.

This grilled fish activated Yan Changsheng's memory of him: "You...you are the one..."

Chased him and asked if he wanted a fortune-telling magic stick, with a Taoist certificate!

"Good people still remember me, do you want to tell your fortune today? It can be a marriage." The lazy Taoist said with a smile.

Yan Changsheng looked at his little fan, who had a high ponytail highlighted and dyed, and looked like a student at his age.

"What about you, aren't you a Taoist priest?" Yan Changsheng asked.

"Ah, I'm not a Taoist priest, but I'm a bar band drummer trying to become a monk." Lu Yunfei said shyly.

Yan Changsheng's trust in all religious figures was once again -100.

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A major feature of this article is: Yan Changsheng's fans are all over pros and cons, yes, even in the villain's camp...

【small theater】

Yiqiu: Let me just say, you are in danger and urgently need my protection.

Yan Changsheng: =_=

Yiqiu: Come to my bowl quickly!

Yan Changsheng (instantly unlocks the seal and cuts the ghost king): here we come =v=

Yiqiu: Don't be so casual!Makes me feel like I'm cheating!