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Chapter 43 Let's have an impromptu sales show
Early in the morning, a person, a cat, and a ghost looked at each other in the kitchen.
Yiqiu poured the prepared cat rice into a bowl, and watched with mixed emotions that his black cat, which was growing in size, ate the cat rice with relish.
The salesman—now Yiqiu knows his full name is Lin Jincheng—watched the black cat eating seriously, and couldn't help asking Yiqiu in a low voice: "How much does your cat weigh?"
Yiqiu covered his face with his hands: "It was four catties when it first arrived, but now it is four catties and 50 taels."
Lin Jincheng: "That's nine catties..."
Yi Qiu nodded painfully.
The black cat fried his hair while eating: "What's wrong with Jiujin! Have you eaten your rice?"
Yiqiu beeped softly: "I didn't eat the rice, but I ate a lot of meat... Ah no, I didn't say anything, baby you are perfect now!"
The black cat snorted and ate cat food without any guilt in its heart. After all, it was Yiqiu's creditor. What happened to the creditor's interest? !
Yi Qiu looked at the black cat's gradually disappearing neck and gradually rounding belly, feeling worried.
Baby, you are really fat...
No, you have to find a way to make it lose weight.
"Baby, do you want to go out?" Yi Qiu coaxed.
"It's a hot day, I don't want to." The black cat replied in seconds.
Yiqiu dared not speak out, so he could only look at it aggrieved.
"Actually, it's a hot day, and I don't want to..." Lin Jincheng whispered.
Yiqiu glared at him, and used the boss's cold face: "You must go! Today I will take you to an interview with Director Xia!"
Lin Jincheng: "Oh."
Black Cat: "Go away, I will take care of the house."
As he said that, the black cat jumped onto the sofa after eating the cat meal, unlocked the IPAD skillfully, and started shopping on Taobao.
Not only can it browse Taobao, but it can also place orders. When the things arrive, it will take screenshots and give Yiqiu to get the courier back. It enjoys the convenience of modern society without leaving home, and gradually degenerates into a house cat.
Lin Jincheng looked at the black cat resentfully: The dead ghost wants to go out during the day, but the fat cat can browse Taobao at home with the air conditioner blowing on it, people are not as good as cats.
………………
"Hello everyone, I brought the new employees of our company, please encourage me?" Yiqiu brought the salesman Lin Jincheng to Xia Yuqin's home.
Lin Jincheng bowed, and introduced himself: "Hi ladies, my name is Lin Jincheng. I was an electrical appliance salesman when I was alive, and I want to be a salesman after I die. After meeting Boss Yi, I decided to stick to my job, but changed A field that is more suitable for my development."
In the big living room of Xia Yuqin's home, Director Xia, Yushui and Tina looked at the shy Lin Jincheng and began to applaud.
"Welcome to our Polaris Brokerage Company. I am the director Xia Yuqin. Our company is committed to discovering all kinds of ghosts and ghosts, whether human or not, developing their commercial value and helping them become Internet celebrities, idols, and actors. Come to our company, We will be a family from now on," Xia Yuqin said.
"Welcome, welcome, our company finally has a second ghost! Is he my younger brother? So happy! Do you want to do a live broadcast too? I can take you! Oh, I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Yushui, and I am from Thailand. The female ghost who came here, please forgive me if my Chinese is not good." Yu Shui laughed and made a grimace—a real grimace, the kind with a blue complexion and a long tongue sticking out.
Lin Jincheng screamed: "Ah, there is a ghost!"
Yu Shui: "Calm down, little brother, you are also a ghost."
Lin Jincheng: "Oh, that's right. It's the first time I saw another ghost, and I haven't gotten used to it yet."
Tina sat aside and twitched the corners of her mouth, applauding politely, while seriously thinking about whether she should scream to show her surprise.
Forget it, anyway, after experiencing the mental shock that Yushui's little sister turned out to be a Thai female ghost, she no longer screamed crazily because there was a ghost around her, after all, she was already a woman living with a female ghost.
"Is Tina still used to living here? I heard from Director Xia that the rain scared you last time." Yi Qiu cared about Tina.
Tina smiled: "I've adapted, living here is very pleasant, thank you for your concern."
Ever since Yushui was succeeded by her Amway and became a loyal fan of Yan Changsheng, she called Tina "sister". She treats her very well all day long, and even tried to take some Yan Changsheng cards from her. The premiere ticket of the movie can be said to be very attentive.
Yiqiu said again: "Alin's professional skill is sales. I find it very interesting. He is different from ordinary salesmen. When he sells, he brings his own BGM. It is the kind of shopping malls that are greatly reduced. The price is 100-50 in the audience, and the music with this kind of atmosphere makes me feel brainwashed when I hear his voice, and I can’t wait to buy it immediately.”
The three girls were shocked: "Can it still be like this?"
Yiqiu nodded seriously: "Yes, Ah Lin, I asked you to learn about lipstick last night, how is your understanding now?"
Yu Shui was surprised: "Lipstick, you asked him to sell lipstick?"
Yiqiu: "Yes, isn't this very contrasting and magical?"
Tina: "I haven't seen a male anchor selling lipstick yet."
Xia Yuqin: "So this is a business opportunity."
Lin Jincheng said confidently: "Ladies, don't worry, there is no problem. I learned about the lipstick industry overnight last night and did a lot of homework. Now, as long as you lend me a lipstick, I can start selling it on the spot."
Tina took out a Dior flame blue gold lipstick from her bag and handed it to Lin Jincheng.
Lin Jincheng snorted, "I know the color number 999."
Tina was a little surprised: "You actually knew."
Lin Jincheng: "I did my homework last night. Of course, I have to understand all the popular colors on the market. Although I didn't know anything about lipstick before, and I gave my wife lipstick in the color of Barbie, but now I am not what I used to be. He's a lipstick connoisseur."
The girls immediately stood in awe.
"Can I have a try?" Lin Jincheng asked.
Tina nodded: "No problem, just try."
Lin Jincheng started his performance.
He sat down on the sofa, pretended to unscrew the lipstick, and the expression on his face instantly became exaggerated and surprised: "Wow, this is the legendary Dior 999! Girls, if you can only buy one lipstick in your life, Then look for Dior 999! Dior 999, never picky about skin color, you will be the whitest coquettish bitch in the crowd with yellow skin! At this moment, you are a celebrity, a lady, and a queen! Put it on, and you can walk With the wind, with an aura of [-] meters! All the little bitches painted in nude, orange, and light pink will kneel down and call you Your Majesty the Queen when they see you coming!"
A BGM of "HereWeGoAgain" sounded in the living room, and the atmosphere instantly became lively. The four of them seemed to be at the scene of a huge sale!
Yushui and Xia Yuqin took out their phones in an instant and opened Taobao.Yiqiu struggled a bit, but couldn't hold back the atmosphere, took out his mobile phone and prepared to buy one for his mother.
"Let me try it on." Lin Jincheng picked up the mirror and began to test the color. He wiped it lightly and screamed, "It's so moisturizing! This is the moisturizing level of lip balm! It doesn't matter if your lips are dry, just apply it and it will moisturize. It doesn’t matter if you apply it as a primer, it’s beautiful even if you apply it thinly or thickly! Apply it at the age of 16, and you’ll be a domineering little fairy! Apply it at the age of 60, and you’ll be the most shining among the square dancers! Men present, do you have a favorite goddess? She is Dior 999! What should I do if my girlfriend is awkward? Give her Dior 999! What gift for Mother’s Day? Give her Dior 999! This is a color that can never be given wrong! Buy, buy, buy! Ladies present, I don’t need to say any more, Alin has selected the best lipstick number for you, if you have it today, tomorrow you will be Her Majesty the Queen in the crowd!”
During the live performance of just a few minutes, Yushui finished ordering, Xia Yuqin finished ordering, Tina bought all versions of 999 again, and even Yiqiu couldn't control her hand and chopped up a Dior 999.
"How is it? Am I right?" Lin Jincheng asked nervously after the performance.
The three girls nodded wildly: "We have already placed an order!"
Yiqiu even complained to himself: "Even I bought it!"
Lin Jincheng smiled shyly: "It seems to be quite successful."
Tina said: "It's perfect. Your performance, your lines, and your appeal are all top-notch. The only problem is that I have to correct one of your blind spots. There is more than one Dior 999. There are classic, metal, and matte. , lip gloss and other versions, next time you go to Amway, you still need to do more homework. But considering that you only studied it for one night, you are already very professional, and you even know how to apply thin and thick layers."
Yiqiu touched the blind spot of knowledge, and looked at his Taobao order blankly: "What kind did I buy?"
Yushui and Xia Yuqin were also confused about which Dior 999 they ordered.
"It doesn't matter. If you buy the wrong one, you can give it away. Lipstick is a hard currency in the gift industry for women, just like cigarettes in prisons and gold in wars. As long as it is not a strange color, the recipient will not dislike it." Tina said.
Several people breathed a sigh of relief.
"It seems that everyone is very satisfied with Alin, so we can start discussing the signing of the contract. Alin, do you have any requirements?" Yiqiu asked.
Lin Jincheng said uneasily: "I want to take one day off every week, and it's okay to take a day off, as long as I can go and see my wife and children."
Yiqiu looked serious: "No!"
Lin Jincheng: "Huh?"
Yiqiu condemned: "How can you only take one day off a week! At least two days off! We are not that kind of 996 black-hearted company!"
Lin Jincheng was so moved that he accepted the contract, and he didn't pick a single word about the terms of the contract.
Xia Yuqin offered him a reasonable contract.Because Lin Jincheng was still in a state where the ghost body was not solid, just like the rain at the beginning, it was easy to be discovered that he was not human, so he could only start with the live broadcast.
Moreover, his major is indeed more suitable for online sales and delivery, so Lin Jincheng's development route has been finalized - shopping platform cooperation, a male beauty blogger who focuses on delivery.
Of course, because he has only recently changed from a human to a ghost, people around him still have a deep impression on his face, so he has to fine-tune his appearance, which is not difficult for a ghost, just change the details of the facial features a little, Everyone will not think of going together at all.
"A-Lin is already handsome, and the most important thing is that he is not greasy. Men and women will not find you annoying. Tina, help him check and fine-tune it online, so as not to scare acquaintances." Yiqiu said.
Tina, who is always on the aesthetic line, nodded: "No problem."
"I can adjust the facial features! I'll teach my students!" Yushui excitedly imparted his unique experience.
"No, I don't believe your aesthetics!" Yi Qiu quickly refused.
Yiqiu heard Xia Yuqin say that when the rain is not live broadcasting, she especially likes to make herself into a green-faced and fangs female ghost and sneak out to "fight for justice". She is also a worry-free employee.
"Tremble, the live streaming world is about to usher in a king of delivery." Yi Qiuchang laughed happily as he thought about the future of making money every day.
Signed a rooster that can lay golden eggs, and the future of getting rich is just around the corner.
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Alin's point of view does not represent Xuexue's point of view.
Dior 999 is really pretty, but I have also seen girls stepping on thunder. I suggest you go to the counter to try out the lipstick, and don’t buy it blindly~
Others wear good-looking lipsticks, but if you try them yourself, you may be confused QAQ
BY has paid a lot of IQ taxes, the poor Xuexue who cries and pays every month
Yiqiu poured the prepared cat rice into a bowl, and watched with mixed emotions that his black cat, which was growing in size, ate the cat rice with relish.
The salesman—now Yiqiu knows his full name is Lin Jincheng—watched the black cat eating seriously, and couldn't help asking Yiqiu in a low voice: "How much does your cat weigh?"
Yiqiu covered his face with his hands: "It was four catties when it first arrived, but now it is four catties and 50 taels."
Lin Jincheng: "That's nine catties..."
Yi Qiu nodded painfully.
The black cat fried his hair while eating: "What's wrong with Jiujin! Have you eaten your rice?"
Yiqiu beeped softly: "I didn't eat the rice, but I ate a lot of meat... Ah no, I didn't say anything, baby you are perfect now!"
The black cat snorted and ate cat food without any guilt in its heart. After all, it was Yiqiu's creditor. What happened to the creditor's interest? !
Yi Qiu looked at the black cat's gradually disappearing neck and gradually rounding belly, feeling worried.
Baby, you are really fat...
No, you have to find a way to make it lose weight.
"Baby, do you want to go out?" Yi Qiu coaxed.
"It's a hot day, I don't want to." The black cat replied in seconds.
Yiqiu dared not speak out, so he could only look at it aggrieved.
"Actually, it's a hot day, and I don't want to..." Lin Jincheng whispered.
Yiqiu glared at him, and used the boss's cold face: "You must go! Today I will take you to an interview with Director Xia!"
Lin Jincheng: "Oh."
Black Cat: "Go away, I will take care of the house."
As he said that, the black cat jumped onto the sofa after eating the cat meal, unlocked the IPAD skillfully, and started shopping on Taobao.
Not only can it browse Taobao, but it can also place orders. When the things arrive, it will take screenshots and give Yiqiu to get the courier back. It enjoys the convenience of modern society without leaving home, and gradually degenerates into a house cat.
Lin Jincheng looked at the black cat resentfully: The dead ghost wants to go out during the day, but the fat cat can browse Taobao at home with the air conditioner blowing on it, people are not as good as cats.
………………
"Hello everyone, I brought the new employees of our company, please encourage me?" Yiqiu brought the salesman Lin Jincheng to Xia Yuqin's home.
Lin Jincheng bowed, and introduced himself: "Hi ladies, my name is Lin Jincheng. I was an electrical appliance salesman when I was alive, and I want to be a salesman after I die. After meeting Boss Yi, I decided to stick to my job, but changed A field that is more suitable for my development."
In the big living room of Xia Yuqin's home, Director Xia, Yushui and Tina looked at the shy Lin Jincheng and began to applaud.
"Welcome to our Polaris Brokerage Company. I am the director Xia Yuqin. Our company is committed to discovering all kinds of ghosts and ghosts, whether human or not, developing their commercial value and helping them become Internet celebrities, idols, and actors. Come to our company, We will be a family from now on," Xia Yuqin said.
"Welcome, welcome, our company finally has a second ghost! Is he my younger brother? So happy! Do you want to do a live broadcast too? I can take you! Oh, I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Yushui, and I am from Thailand. The female ghost who came here, please forgive me if my Chinese is not good." Yu Shui laughed and made a grimace—a real grimace, the kind with a blue complexion and a long tongue sticking out.
Lin Jincheng screamed: "Ah, there is a ghost!"
Yu Shui: "Calm down, little brother, you are also a ghost."
Lin Jincheng: "Oh, that's right. It's the first time I saw another ghost, and I haven't gotten used to it yet."
Tina sat aside and twitched the corners of her mouth, applauding politely, while seriously thinking about whether she should scream to show her surprise.
Forget it, anyway, after experiencing the mental shock that Yushui's little sister turned out to be a Thai female ghost, she no longer screamed crazily because there was a ghost around her, after all, she was already a woman living with a female ghost.
"Is Tina still used to living here? I heard from Director Xia that the rain scared you last time." Yi Qiu cared about Tina.
Tina smiled: "I've adapted, living here is very pleasant, thank you for your concern."
Ever since Yushui was succeeded by her Amway and became a loyal fan of Yan Changsheng, she called Tina "sister". She treats her very well all day long, and even tried to take some Yan Changsheng cards from her. The premiere ticket of the movie can be said to be very attentive.
Yiqiu said again: "Alin's professional skill is sales. I find it very interesting. He is different from ordinary salesmen. When he sells, he brings his own BGM. It is the kind of shopping malls that are greatly reduced. The price is 100-50 in the audience, and the music with this kind of atmosphere makes me feel brainwashed when I hear his voice, and I can’t wait to buy it immediately.”
The three girls were shocked: "Can it still be like this?"
Yiqiu nodded seriously: "Yes, Ah Lin, I asked you to learn about lipstick last night, how is your understanding now?"
Yu Shui was surprised: "Lipstick, you asked him to sell lipstick?"
Yiqiu: "Yes, isn't this very contrasting and magical?"
Tina: "I haven't seen a male anchor selling lipstick yet."
Xia Yuqin: "So this is a business opportunity."
Lin Jincheng said confidently: "Ladies, don't worry, there is no problem. I learned about the lipstick industry overnight last night and did a lot of homework. Now, as long as you lend me a lipstick, I can start selling it on the spot."
Tina took out a Dior flame blue gold lipstick from her bag and handed it to Lin Jincheng.
Lin Jincheng snorted, "I know the color number 999."
Tina was a little surprised: "You actually knew."
Lin Jincheng: "I did my homework last night. Of course, I have to understand all the popular colors on the market. Although I didn't know anything about lipstick before, and I gave my wife lipstick in the color of Barbie, but now I am not what I used to be. He's a lipstick connoisseur."
The girls immediately stood in awe.
"Can I have a try?" Lin Jincheng asked.
Tina nodded: "No problem, just try."
Lin Jincheng started his performance.
He sat down on the sofa, pretended to unscrew the lipstick, and the expression on his face instantly became exaggerated and surprised: "Wow, this is the legendary Dior 999! Girls, if you can only buy one lipstick in your life, Then look for Dior 999! Dior 999, never picky about skin color, you will be the whitest coquettish bitch in the crowd with yellow skin! At this moment, you are a celebrity, a lady, and a queen! Put it on, and you can walk With the wind, with an aura of [-] meters! All the little bitches painted in nude, orange, and light pink will kneel down and call you Your Majesty the Queen when they see you coming!"
A BGM of "HereWeGoAgain" sounded in the living room, and the atmosphere instantly became lively. The four of them seemed to be at the scene of a huge sale!
Yushui and Xia Yuqin took out their phones in an instant and opened Taobao.Yiqiu struggled a bit, but couldn't hold back the atmosphere, took out his mobile phone and prepared to buy one for his mother.
"Let me try it on." Lin Jincheng picked up the mirror and began to test the color. He wiped it lightly and screamed, "It's so moisturizing! This is the moisturizing level of lip balm! It doesn't matter if your lips are dry, just apply it and it will moisturize. It doesn’t matter if you apply it as a primer, it’s beautiful even if you apply it thinly or thickly! Apply it at the age of 16, and you’ll be a domineering little fairy! Apply it at the age of 60, and you’ll be the most shining among the square dancers! Men present, do you have a favorite goddess? She is Dior 999! What should I do if my girlfriend is awkward? Give her Dior 999! What gift for Mother’s Day? Give her Dior 999! This is a color that can never be given wrong! Buy, buy, buy! Ladies present, I don’t need to say any more, Alin has selected the best lipstick number for you, if you have it today, tomorrow you will be Her Majesty the Queen in the crowd!”
During the live performance of just a few minutes, Yushui finished ordering, Xia Yuqin finished ordering, Tina bought all versions of 999 again, and even Yiqiu couldn't control her hand and chopped up a Dior 999.
"How is it? Am I right?" Lin Jincheng asked nervously after the performance.
The three girls nodded wildly: "We have already placed an order!"
Yiqiu even complained to himself: "Even I bought it!"
Lin Jincheng smiled shyly: "It seems to be quite successful."
Tina said: "It's perfect. Your performance, your lines, and your appeal are all top-notch. The only problem is that I have to correct one of your blind spots. There is more than one Dior 999. There are classic, metal, and matte. , lip gloss and other versions, next time you go to Amway, you still need to do more homework. But considering that you only studied it for one night, you are already very professional, and you even know how to apply thin and thick layers."
Yiqiu touched the blind spot of knowledge, and looked at his Taobao order blankly: "What kind did I buy?"
Yushui and Xia Yuqin were also confused about which Dior 999 they ordered.
"It doesn't matter. If you buy the wrong one, you can give it away. Lipstick is a hard currency in the gift industry for women, just like cigarettes in prisons and gold in wars. As long as it is not a strange color, the recipient will not dislike it." Tina said.
Several people breathed a sigh of relief.
"It seems that everyone is very satisfied with Alin, so we can start discussing the signing of the contract. Alin, do you have any requirements?" Yiqiu asked.
Lin Jincheng said uneasily: "I want to take one day off every week, and it's okay to take a day off, as long as I can go and see my wife and children."
Yiqiu looked serious: "No!"
Lin Jincheng: "Huh?"
Yiqiu condemned: "How can you only take one day off a week! At least two days off! We are not that kind of 996 black-hearted company!"
Lin Jincheng was so moved that he accepted the contract, and he didn't pick a single word about the terms of the contract.
Xia Yuqin offered him a reasonable contract.Because Lin Jincheng was still in a state where the ghost body was not solid, just like the rain at the beginning, it was easy to be discovered that he was not human, so he could only start with the live broadcast.
Moreover, his major is indeed more suitable for online sales and delivery, so Lin Jincheng's development route has been finalized - shopping platform cooperation, a male beauty blogger who focuses on delivery.
Of course, because he has only recently changed from a human to a ghost, people around him still have a deep impression on his face, so he has to fine-tune his appearance, which is not difficult for a ghost, just change the details of the facial features a little, Everyone will not think of going together at all.
"A-Lin is already handsome, and the most important thing is that he is not greasy. Men and women will not find you annoying. Tina, help him check and fine-tune it online, so as not to scare acquaintances." Yiqiu said.
Tina, who is always on the aesthetic line, nodded: "No problem."
"I can adjust the facial features! I'll teach my students!" Yushui excitedly imparted his unique experience.
"No, I don't believe your aesthetics!" Yi Qiu quickly refused.
Yiqiu heard Xia Yuqin say that when the rain is not live broadcasting, she especially likes to make herself into a green-faced and fangs female ghost and sneak out to "fight for justice". She is also a worry-free employee.
"Tremble, the live streaming world is about to usher in a king of delivery." Yi Qiuchang laughed happily as he thought about the future of making money every day.
Signed a rooster that can lay golden eggs, and the future of getting rich is just around the corner.
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
Alin's point of view does not represent Xuexue's point of view.
Dior 999 is really pretty, but I have also seen girls stepping on thunder. I suggest you go to the counter to try out the lipstick, and don’t buy it blindly~
Others wear good-looking lipsticks, but if you try them yourself, you may be confused QAQ
BY has paid a lot of IQ taxes, the poor Xuexue who cries and pays every month
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