Yiqiu is here!

The weeping Chen Xiaoyu stopped trembling and looked at him expectantly.

Hu Junjun was stunned for a few seconds, why is there Yiqiu here?

Jin Boxi breathed a sigh of relief: "Master Yi!"

Collector frowned, and suddenly had a bad feeling.

She thought that Chen Xiaoyu was an ordinary person, easy to deal with, she didn't even bring her partner to accompany her, she came to the door by herself, and didn't even bring a few more wraiths.As a "summoner" who relies entirely on wraith spirits to fight, she can't exert much combat power at all now.

But unexpectedly, first came a vixen who disrupted the situation, and then a man with consecration objects, and now even better, her "little target" Yiqiu appeared.

Although variables are always annoying, this small annoyance is not enough to bother the experienced collector.

"It's really a coincidence." The collector picked up the gardening shears on the ground, weighed them in his hands, and smiled at Yiqiu, "It seems that God wants you to die tonight."

As he said that, the collector threw the gardening scissors hard, with the force aimed at killing Yiqiu directly.

Yiqiu jumped to the side, easily dodging the "hidden weapon" sneak attack.

"Hey, hello, lady, you look like a FLAG villain when you talk here. You should reflect on yourself. You were stopped by several people one after another when you came out to make trouble. No matter how you look at it this time. It looks like you have a face of success. If you don’t hurry and run away, you dare to speak nonsense here, I think you are the one who wants to die tonight.” Yi Qiu picked up the gardening shears on the ground and said with a distressed expression.

The collector smiled coldly: "Then it depends on who made who die."

As she spoke, two transparent glass bottles appeared in the hands of the collector as if by magic, with two balls of colorful light flashing inside, and she threw the bottles on the ground, accompanied by a crisp sound of glass shattering Then, two gigantic and ferocious resentful spirits appeared in front of Yiqiu.

Yiqiu let out a "wow" and exclaimed, "This head looks very durable."

"I didn't expect you to have such an interest. It's really impressive. I can't help but want to collect your beautiful soul." The collector said.

Yiqiu: "Madam, I appreciate your kindness, but please don't be full of pornographic associations."

Collector: "Isn't it good?"

Yiqiu: "It's not very good. Please consider that your opponent is a pure and weak boy, which is different from the vixen next to him."

The collector looked disgusted.

Yiqiu asked again: "Oh, I have another question..."

The collector said indifferently: "I have never loved."

Yiqiu: "Please don't be so narcissistic. I just want to ask, did you release that ghost on Chen Xiaoyu's body?"

The collector said calmly, "Yes, what's wrong?"

Yiqiu clicked his tongue twice: "Great, today I not only did a good deed every day, but also got my revenge."

He still remembers the incident of being attacked by a female ghost in the film crew back then!

The collector sneered: "Don't just overturn the car on the spot because of revenge."

During the conversation, the two resentful spirits had already surrounded Yiqiu and started attacking, but because of their huge size, in Yiqiu's eyes, their movements seemed to be three times slower, and they were far behind the monster in Leia's family.

Yiqiu easily dodged the attacks of the two giant wraiths, and said leisurely: "Ma'am, I have a few warm reminders, and I must tell you now."

The collector couldn't help asking curiously: "What?"

Yiqiu put the extended version of the metal gardening shears on his shoulders, and said calmly: "The first warm reminder is to know your opponent. You should really inquire with your dark glasses companion, how did he do it?" I was played with a sense of rhythm. Because you will feel it soon, I hope you are mentally prepared."

As soon as the words fell, Yi Qiu didn't wait for the collector to move, and flew in front of the two wraiths, flashed between the two wraiths, hammered one at a time, and knocked the two wraiths away!

The collector was stunned for a moment, and before she could recover, the heavy gardening scissors in Yiqiu's hand had already hit her heel heavily—the heel broke, and the collector was caught off guard, and fell to the ground with a scream , Suspected that his feet were also interrupted!

"The second warm reminder, don't wear high heels when you go out to do things. Ms. Tina has something to say about this. No matter how beautiful high heels are, they will only cut your speed in half when you are fighting!" Home kicked a few meters away.

Chen Xiaoyu, Hu Junjun, and Jin Boxi gasped: How fierce!

"Third, the weapon is one inch long and one inch strong, but the hair is one inch long and one inch miserable. With your hairstyle, if you fight a few more close combats, you will be bald! Let's talk about these three points first, and if you have a chance in the future, slow down." I will teach you slowly, this course is free for the rest of my life, I hope you will learn something soon." Yi Qiu has already beaten the villain out of rhythm, hitting people from the lawn to the water, which is very shocking.

Falling into the pond, the distressed collector uttered an exasperated and hysterical scream: "I will make you pay the price!"

Shouting so loudly, the collector stretched out her hand to her purse angrily, and she froze for a second.

What about the bag?What about the bag she bought for 3 yuan?What about her cuties? !

Yiqiu picked up a bag from the grass, shook it in his hand twice: "Ma'am, are you looking for this? Then I have to add a warm reminder to you: As a summoning system, please put your Carrying the summoning items with you, putting them in the bag and losing the whole bag, ah, let me tell you what's good about you, I suggest you submit a BOT for the Villain Confused Behavior Awards."

Collectors were dumbfounded.

Why, why is this happening?She has performed dozens of hundreds of missions and killed countless people, but what happened this time?Everything seems to be wrong.

Could it be... Could it be that this person is really the main character that the man in the sunglasses said? !

Just when the collector was helpless, Chen Xiaoyu suddenly let out a scream: "Ah!"

Yi Qiu looked back, at some point, Chen Xiaoyu was picked up like a marionette, her body twitching uncontrollably, she desperately wanted to break free from this control, but there was nothing she could do, seeing the two The resentful spirit who was sent flying by Yiqiu returned to Chen Xiaoyu's side again, and would tear her apart at any moment.

This ability to control others is him!

Yi Qiu squinted his eyes, made a quick decision, jumped off the pool and grabbed Collector by the neck. As a crispy call, Collector rolled his eyes and passed out on the spot. Yi Qiu half hugged and half dragged her onto the floor. An: "Hey, big brother, everyone is here, come out and chat? Let's talk, exchange hostages, how about it?"

In the grove, the man in sunglasses who didn't know when he rushed to the scene rushed out aggressively: "Despicable! How can the righteous protagonist use such tricks?!"

Yi Qiu asked strangely, "Why not?"

The man in sunglasses jumped up and said, "Of course it's because taking hostages and threatening others is the prerogative of our villains!"

Yiqiu said "Oh": "Then you can treat me as a villain, I have no objection."

The man in the sunglasses was speechless.

Yi Qiu shook the hostage in his hand: "How about it, should I change it?"

The man in the sunglasses held his breath, seeing his partner being bullied miserably, he was so angry that he passed out, and said angrily, "Change!"

Yiqiu: "Then come here."

Man in sunglasses: "Why should I come here?!"

Yiqiu: "Isn't it an exchange of hostages? Is it wrong for me to exchange her for you?"

Man in sunglasses: "???"

Yi Qiu plausibly said: "I know you have life-saving skills, and you won't really die if you are hammered to death by me. What do you have to be afraid of?"

The man in the sunglasses suddenly became alert: "Although what you say makes sense, I still refuse!"

Yi Qiu shook the unconscious charm in his hand, and asked curiously: "Then does she have life-saving skills? If I accidentally pinch her neck, will she really die?"

Sunglasses was furious: "Why the hell are you really looking like a villain!"

Yiqiu: "Hee hee."

The man in the sunglasses almost fainted from the shameless "hee hee", this is clearly his patent, the villain's laughter!

Yiqiu: "Can't you come here? Don't blame me for being so hot."

The man in sunglasses took a deep breath: "Come here, come here! Who is afraid of whom!"

As he said that, the man in sunglasses took two steps forward, and suddenly recalled: "Wait, that's not what we mean by exchanging hostages! It's about exchanging the collector with this woman!"

Yiqiu suddenly said, "Oh, her name is Collector. It's a good name. It sounds rich."

Man in sunglasses: "You almost got caught in it! You have to let the collector go, or I'll kill this woman!"

"Don't kill me! Please! Help me!" Chen Xiaoyu screamed in fright, begging her not to kill her.

Yiqiu sighed, he was almost able to deceive people, it seems that he is not the protagonist after all, he does not have such a powerful aura of the protagonist, he can attack the villain with intelligence.

"Okay, then let's count to three and throw the opponent over." Yiqiu said, "Is the deal done?"

The man in sunglasses thought for a while: "Deal!"

Yiqiu then began to count: "Three, two, one—exchange!"

The voice had fallen, but neither of them moved, the collector was still in Yiqiu's hands, and Chen Xiaoyu was still in the sunglasses man's hands.

The two had cheated anger on their faces: "You are cheating!"

Yi Qiu said angrily, "Why don't you count your words!"

The man in the sunglasses also said angrily, "Aren't you cheating too?"

The two of you looked at me, and I looked at you. They had a new understanding of the term "soldiers are not tired of deceit", and they also had a new understanding of the enemy's cunning.

The faces of Jin Boxi and Hu Junjun who were watching from the side were covered with black lines.

Yiqiu realizes that it is impossible to implement the hostage exchange plan relying on the trust and character of both parties. The two parties have no trust in each other at all, and they have no character at all, so the plan has no choice but to abort.

This is like the European Union and the United States conducting business negotiations. The United States will suspect that the European Union and a certain boss in the third world have secretly communicated with each other. look.

Yiqiu rolled his eyes, and said sincerely: "How about we let the hostages go, how about we single them out?"

The man in sunglasses sneered, "Do you think I'm stupid? If I can beat you, I still need to take hostages?"

Yiqiu: "What you said is quite reasonable. All of this is my fault. I am too strong, which makes you feel insecure."

Man in sunglasses: "Shameless!"

Yiqiu: "Hee hee."

Sunglasses are so popular that they want to kill!

Yiqiu: "There will be no result if this stalemate continues, let me make another suggestion."

Man in sunglasses: "I've already recognized you, no matter what you suggest, I won't agree to it!"

Yiqiu: "Oh, my proposal is that I release this lady directly and tell her to get out of the way immediately, so as not to interfere with our men's frontal battle."

The man in sunglasses screamed: "I agree!"

Yiqiu: "It's too late, you have already rejected my proposal, because of your distrust, my fragile boyish heart has been hit hard, and I don't want to do it now."

Man in sunglasses: "...do it!"

Yiqiu: "Don't do it!"

Man in sunglasses: "I'm a modal particle!"

Yiqiu suddenly realized: "What does this mean... hey, is the person behind you your boss? Why does he seem very angry!"

The man in the sunglasses was startled, subconsciously thinking that he had been found out about skipping work to do private work, and hurriedly turned around—there was no one in the woods, so how could there be any boss? !

Of course there will be no boss, his boss is still in Santu City, how could he appear here? !

That is……

Damn fooled!

The man in the sunglasses knew something was wrong and wanted to dodge, but a pair of heavy gardening shears had already flown through the air and hit him hard on the skull. Even if he didn't feel pain, the man in the sunglasses felt that there was a hole in his head.

"Soldiers never tire of cheating~" A cheerful voice came from a distance, full of anger-ridden complacency.

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Hu Junjun was dumbfounded: You are so coquettish.JPG

Sunglasses are bloody: Sao is not Sao but QAQ

Yiqiu: A group of vegetable brothers =w=

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