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"Since I parted from you, I have lived in the prison building~"

"Tears can't stop flowing, can't stop flowing down~"

"Holding the steamed corn bread in my hand, there is not a drop of oil in the dish~"

"Life in prison is so painful, one step at a time is worrying~"

In the cafeteria of the underground prison of the Seventh Hospital, there was a desolate singing sound.

The man in the sunglasses was woken up early in the morning by the rough ringing of the bell, got up from the small and hard single bed, and rushed to the cafeteria to get a big bowl of porridge. He even grabbed half a bag of mustard when he arrived early today.Porridge is served with mustard, this breakfast is really delicious.

After being imprisoned by the spirit body talisman, the man in sunglasses was forced to live a life of ordinary people who had to eat, drink and excrete. It turned out to be a game anchor who was officially banned for cheating on the spot.

After the meal, seeing the inmates who got up late crowded the dining table, the man in the sunglasses felt a strong sense of superiority.Anyway, before working hours, he sang "Sorrow, Sorrow" while beating the bowl with his chopsticks to accompany the accompaniment.

This sad lyrics expresses the feelings of this group of special prisoners locked up in the prison. Their mood for breakfast was ruined, and they burst into tears. Especially sad, with both rhythm and explosive power, it sounds like it has been professionally practiced.

The most amazing thing is that this group of people cried and cried, and they ate without slowing down, and finished their breakfast quickly.

The warning patrolling the scene was disturbed by the crying and singing, and said angrily: "Stop singing! Go to work after eating!"

"Okay, here we come!" The man in sunglasses, who would rather die than submit when he first arrived, but now Zhenxiang warned him, immediately responded and hurried to the work site.

The work site is in a large open room, male prisoners and female prisoners work together, the content is to make dolls.

Under the supervision of the prison guards, the man in sunglasses skillfully cuts cloth, stuffs cotton, and sews them up. Cute plush toys are formed in his hands. The man in sunglasses nods in satisfaction as he looks at the dolls he has made: his craftsmanship has improved!

This busy work was over in the morning, and after the bell rang, the man in sunglasses hurried to the cafeteria to snatch lunch.

Prison life is so fulfilling and there is no idle moment, it is really a miserable life for ordinary people.

But after a short period of discomfort, the man in the sunglasses suddenly realized: Isn't this his previous life?

After all, he is in a company with a 996 working system, and every day he wakes up to go to work, three meals are settled in the company, and it is already after nine o'clock in the evening when he gets off work, and he falls asleep after playing with his mobile phone for a while at home—that's right. , The body of the deceased he used also needs to rest—early the next morning, he yawned and made breakfast for the collector, then boarded the collector's luxury car and came to the company to start a new day of social animal life.

Thinking about it this way, his current life in prison is nothing more than changing the ability to drive corpses to do bad things by making puppets by hand, and he leaves work earlier than working in the company!

Everything is good except no mobile phone.

The man in sunglasses thought while eating his lunch.

Hey, I don't know what happened to the collector.

Based on what he knew about this old partner, she would definitely not let it go.Either go back to the company for help, or go home and put the collection in the car, and fight with people on the spot, or use a two-pronged approach to deal with all kinds of grievances.

Although a little unwilling, Collector is still better than him. When she is in good condition, she can summon hundreds of wraiths without being backlashed. Although she has a lot of fine control, she is already very strong!Even that bastard Yiqiu couldn't hold back hundreds of resentful spirits.

Hmph, he'll be out of prison soon, the man in the sunglasses thought.

However, he was really reluctant to live in prison. After all, everyone here is talented, and they speak nicely. He likes it very much.The man in the sunglasses sighed silently, and gulped down the eggless seaweed and egg drop soup.

"Sunglasses man, someone is looking for you!" The prison guard shouted loudly.

The man in the sunglasses stood up immediately: It was right, the collector came to save him!She must have successfully killed Yiqiu, kidnapped important people, and then forced this group of hateful "cleaners" to release him, otherwise she will tear up her ticket!

As expected of a ruthless but highly mobile collector, his partner is really great!

The man in the sunglasses was overjoyed, and drank the seaweed egg drop soup on the spot, and then left the cafeteria happily with the prison guards.

Farewell, my cellmates.

Farewell, damn guards.

Farewell, stingy kitchen masters who explode in place.

A better tomorrow is waiting for me!

Under the weird and sympathetic gaze of the prison guards, the man in sunglasses, humming a ditty, walked into the reception room.

then……

"Yiqiu! Why aren't you dead yet!" The man in the sunglasses screamed when he saw the person coming.

Yiqiu smiled all over his face: "Oh, you seem to be doing well."

"No, I'm not good at all!" The man in sunglasses continued to scream, "Why are you here! What do you want to do!"

Yi Qiu chuckled: "I brought you a baby~"

The man in sunglasses looked alert: "What baby?"

"Your good partner, the collector." Yi Qiu smiled maliciously, "On the night of the Ghost Festival, she was sentenced to life imprisonment for several crimes including kidnapping, arson and endangering public safety, and I will do it with you starting today. The prisoner is gone. Are you surprised, surprised, or moved?"

The man in the sunglasses was dumbfounded and looked dazed.

Collector Arrested?

How is this possible?

He was hanged and beaten by collectors during the daily sparring sessions!Especially when she came prepared, even if the small universe exploded, he couldn't beat the collector!

"It's impossible! You must be lying to me!" The man in the sunglasses was devastated and couldn't believe it.

"What's the benefit of me lying to you? Anyway, in a while, you will see a collector who has his head shaved and unfortunately disfigured." Yi Qiu said with a smile.

"You even disfigured her! Do you know how much she loves beauty!" Sunglasses was furious, "She just wants your dog's life, but you want to ruin her beauty, are you still human!"

Yi Qiu rubbed his chin: "It's really not my fault."

Yan Changsheng, who cut off the account of the ghost king, did it, but he said to Yan Changsheng's move - well done!

"Who else could it be if it wasn't you! Yiqiu, I'm never finished with you! When I get out, I'll kill you all!" The man in the sunglasses was hysterical.

Yiqiu raised his eyes and said seriously to the prison guard: "This man's ideological quality is still so poor, he needs to be educated."

The prison guard was ashamed: "He usually behaves well, but occasionally he likes to sing..."

Yiqiu nodded without hesitation, turned back to the man in sunglasses and said, "Reform well here, maybe more colleagues will come in to accompany you in prison in the future. Pass on your experience in prison to them! "

"Yiqiu, I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you!" The man in the sunglasses turned into a repeater, crazily declaring his crime.

Yi Qiu counterattacked with a smirk on his face: "Slightly, slightly, slightly."

Sunglasses are so popular that the seven orifices smoke: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

………………

The collector is deadpan for the jail check.

After the inspection, he shaved off his hair, received his personal daily necessities, went to the female prisoner's dormitory to put away his things, and then went to the work area. The collector's face showed no expression at all.

More than 80% of her body was severely burned. When she was sent to the hospital, the doctors thought she could not be saved. Unexpectedly, her vitality was so tenacious that she survived the infection.

She was not surprised by this, the ghost king's blood strengthened her body, so she survived, but life was worse than death.

Collector touched his uneven cheeks, and his calm expression twisted instantly.

"Jiajia!" A familiar voice came from behind the corridor.

Collector stopped and didn't look back.

"Just now that bastard Yiqiu told me that you were also arrested, I still don't believe it... how are you doing now?" the man in the sunglasses asked with concern, stepping forward to see her face.

The collector turned around and continued to turn his back to the man in the sunglasses: "I look like this now, and I think I've seen a ghost when I look in the mirror at night. Don't look at me."

"What kind of corpse have I never seen before? I've fished up the giant view after soaking in the river for a week in summer! I'm afraid of a ghost!" She screamed in fright, "Fuck, there is a ghost!"

Collector frowned, his expression like a vicious ghost.

The man in the sunglasses said tremblingly, "Jia Jia, don't take it to heart, I'm just expressing my shock and grief..."

Collector was expressionless, still looking like a vicious ghost.

The person in the sunglasses saw her unrecognizable appearance, and was so sad that tears were about to flow down: "It's okay, Jiajia, when we go out, I will teach you the spirit body transfer technique. You can change into a beautiful body, and it will still be the same." It’s beautiful. When you get tired of looking at it, you can change it, and if you get tired of it, you can change it again, just like you buy a bag, change it frequently, it’s beautiful every day, how nice it is.”

As he said that, the man in the sunglasses recalled his energetic partner, and couldn't help feeling sad, and even started to cry.

The collector sighed lightly: "We lost this time."

Man in sunglasses: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

Collector: "Because we made a Himalayan mistake."

Man in sunglasses: "Hey, I know, it's all because I was arrested..."

Collector: "No, it's because we blew up the boss' dad."

The man in sunglasses looked at her confusedly: "What did you say?"

A distorted smile appeared on the terrified face of the collector: "Do you still remember the car accident you caused in Keyue City that day? The driver in the car was our BOSS's own father."

The man in the sunglasses lost his ability to speak in an instant, leaving only the remaining nerves of expression. At this moment, he exhausted all his strength and put a row of question marks on his face:

"what???"

The collector's face sank like water: "That's why I can't ask the company for help this time. Once the boss finds out that we killed his father, we will be worse than going to jail."

Hearing this, the man in the sunglasses burst into tears, and now the company will not come to save them no matter what!It would be nice not to chase them all and kill them all.Thinking of this, he hugged the collector and wept miserably, and made a soul voice:

"Jiajia, I won't escape the prisoner!"

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XX, I'm not a human being, it's a stalk in JOJO.

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Yiqiu: Your partner, please check =w=

Man in sunglasses: Wait until I go out and kill you all! ! !

The Collector: Prison Break, We Might Die.

Man in sunglasses: I killed the boss's father? ? ?

What a funny villain organization, please invite the next victim employee.