virtual boy portrait

7. You are him / I am him

Xue Kaijie successfully passed the interview, and now he has become a veritable office worker. He goes to work in the company every day wearing a suit, carrying a briefcase and leaning on crutches. I don’t know if it’s due to the virtual Pan Junyao. Recently, Lu Hui always said Xue Kaijie The number of laughs is much more than in previous years.

Most of the companies Xue Kaijie worked for were young people, and most of them were full of respect for this established uncle, especially some little girls often expressed their kindness to Xue Kaijie, which made Pan Junyao very upset.

"Ah, I've said it many times, don't exude charm all the time!" Pan Junyao grabbed his hair in distress, looking like he was about to be driven crazy.

Xue Kaijie sat on the table eating fast food, chewing on the meat, slurring his words: "I don't have any."

"You! You idiot who doesn't know your own charm!" Pan Junyao complained jumping up and down on his mobile phone. There are a lot of homosexuals, but in fact there are not many, and people with a discerning eye can see the relationship between him and Xue Kaijie, so he is not too worried, but at the moment, Xue Kaijie's unconscious charm has attracted a bunch of cute people The gaze of a young girl.

"Are you eating alone?" Xue Kaijie looked up and found that it was Fang Qi who was sitting next to him in the office. He said, "Yeah, it's quieter to be alone."

"Mind if I come with you?" Fang Qi asked.

"I don't mind, sit down."

"I mind! I mind! Brat who told you to sit down, did you get my consent!" Pan Junyao shouted angrily on the phone, but Xue Kaijie turned the phone over with a smile and put the screen down on the table , but did not take off the earphones.

Fang Qi sat opposite Xue Kaijie, and asked curiously after a few mouthfuls of food: "By the way, I have been very concerned about it before, why do you always wear headphones?"

"Because he wants to talk to his husband!" Pan Junyao's vinegar jar has been turned over countless jars.

"Ah, I prefer to listen to music, so I will listen to it when I have time." Xue Kaijie didn't blush when he panicked.

"I also like listening to music, what do you listen to?"

Xue Kaijie blurted out: "English songs."

"Coincidentally, I like it too. Do you mind if I listen to it together?" Fang Qi said very naturally, but Pan Junyao was not happy. He heard Xue Kaijie tap his phone with his finger to signal him to play an English song quickly. He suddenly had a bad idea.

"Yeah, okay." Xue Kaijie took off the earphones on one side, put the phone in the middle, and handed the earphones to Fang Qi, but his fingers stopped in mid-air.

"Huh? What's the matter?" Fang Qi took the earphones without thinking, but before putting them in his ears, he heard bursts of deafening music.

"You... like listening to this kind of rock and roll?" Fang Qi leaned the earphones to his ears, but didn't really plug them in, only to see Xue Kaijie said with some embarrassment: "Oh no, it might be a prank by my family , He often teases me like this, I can't do anything about him."

"Do you have a girlfriend?" Fang Qi actually guessed a long time ago, how can anyone hold their mobile phone and giggle all day long, it must be to talk about love with a partner.

"Probably." Xue Kaijie tapped the phone case with his fingers naturally, and Pan Junyao understood what he meant—you are satisfied now, brat.

"Is it?" Fang Qi couldn't help but say it, but he felt that it was not good to pry into other people's privacy, so he didn't continue to ask, and changed the subject, "Doesn't it be inconvenient to be on crutches every day?"

Xue Kaijie actually didn't mind people asking about his right leg, but he felt a little relieved, and he replied with a smile: "It's okay if you get used to it. How nice it is to have someone give up your seat on the subway and bus."

"I heard that you used to be a soldier. It must be very hard, right?"

At this time, Xue Kaijie put down his chopsticks after eating, stood up with the plate in one hand, and smiled lightly as if thinking of something: "It's actually not hard. It should be said that it was the happiest time in my life."

"It's good to be young. You always have so much curiosity." Xue Kaijie said, looking at Xue Kaijie who was eating. The dissatisfaction from Pan Junyao still resounded.

The days passed quickly, and in the blink of an eye, Pan Junyao had been living in Xue Kaijie's cell phone for four months, and there were less than eight months left before the one-year deadline.

Lu Hui would occasionally call Xue Kaijie to drink, and Xue Kaijie would occasionally go out with Pan Junyao on weekends. Xue Kaijie's serious personality made him very popular in the company. Although Pan Junyao still complained often, in fact he I am happier than anyone else.

In this way, you can live well in this world even without me.

"I didn't buy anything online, did you get the wrong person?" Xue Kaijie suddenly received a call from a courier, saying that he had his own courier and needed to go downstairs to pick it up, but he didn't know how to shop online at all.

"No way, is your name Xue Kaijie? Your address is..."

"It's me, the address is also my home."

"Then it's not a mistake, maybe someone else sent you something."

"Oh, then I'll come down and get it right away." Xue Kaijie hung up the phone, put on a coat indiscriminately, and went down. After a while, he went upstairs with a bag and two boxes in his arms.

"Quickly take it apart and see what it is." Pan Junyao said anxiously lying on the phone screen.

"Who will send me something..." Xue Kaijie started to unpack the courier while thinking. He opened the black bag first. Inside were a white shirt and a pair of black jeans. The size was just right for Xue Kaijie. figure.

"Wow, it looks so good!"

Xue Kaijie was speechless, it was just an ordinary shirt and pants, what the hell is this guy talking about.

Immediately afterwards, he opened a small box, and there was actually a half-kneaded cigarette butt in the box.

Xue Kaijie: "???"

What is this? !prank?

Then, with question marks all over his head, he opened another slightly larger box, and the contents inside made him instantly dumbfounded.

Now he knew who bought these things.

"Pan, Jun, Yao——!" He closed the box firmly, grabbed the phone, and glared at Pan Junyao who was pretending to be watching the scenery.

"Please explain clearly, otherwise I will never turn on my mobile phone in my life." Xue Kaijie said coldly.

"That, ah... that..." Pan Junyao hesitated, glanced at Xue Kaijie secretly, and found that his eyes were like thousands of sharp swords, and he was about to shoot at him at the command, so he had to confess and be lenient. : "I bought the clothes and that. I won't explain the clothes. I was thinking about that for you. Look at us before, um, you understand, so I bought this in the hope that you can release it well." own desires."

"Then I really thank you." Xue Kaijie could probably guess Pan Junyao's intentions, but he didn't expect him to do such a thing. "Then what is that cigarette butt?"

"Do not you remember?"

"Should I remember?"

"Do you remember the first time we met? I found you smoking secretly behind the toilet, and you said you owed me a favor."

"I remember, but then..." Xue Kaijie suddenly thought of something terrible, and he tried to ask: "Don't tell me that this cigarette butt is the one I smoked half that day."

Pan Junyao bit his lip and lowered his head, and nodded after a while.

Xue Kaijie: "..."

"Ah, you must say that a big man collects the cigarette butts you have smoked. It's a pervert, right! Yes, yes, I am a pervert. Who made me fall in love with you at first sight? That cigarette butt was the first time you gave it to me I will definitely treasure the things I have.” Pan Junyao murmured after finishing speaking: “Who do you think I learned to smoke for?”

"You..." Xue Kaijie really didn't know what to say at this moment, he held the half-stuffed cigarette and was stunned, and after a long time he said: "You always carry this cigarette with you? "

Pan Junyao sat on the ground hugging his legs, put his chin on his knees, and replied obediently: "Yeah, I didn't tell you all this time, just because I was afraid that you would think I was abnormal."

"Then...then why is this cigarette still..." Xue Kaijie wanted to ask why the cigarette was not cremated along with Pan Junyao's body, but he couldn't ask. Fortunately, Pan Junyao understood what he meant.

"Didn't I participate in the virtual survival plan? Then I will ask them. I told them that if I die accidentally, remember to take out the cigarettes in my breast pocket and keep them safe before cremation. Then I gave them a few days ago. They sent a message and they sent this cigarette over."

After hearing Pan Junyao's answer, Xue Kaijie fell silent, and memories flooded into his heart again.

"Why are you giving me back this cigarette?"

"Because, I want you to think of my love for you when you see this cigarette, and now I hand it back to you, I hope you can hold my heart well, just like when I put this cigarette away It's like thinking of you in my chest." Pan Junyao replied seriously, looking like a robot reading, but Xue Kaijie could hear the wish contained in it.

"Thank you for doing so much for him."

"What nonsense are you talking about? I am him." Pan Junyao tilted his head and puffed his mouth.

Xue Kaijie laughed when he heard this, he held the half-puff of cigarette tightly, and said with a bright smile: "Ah yes, you are him."

Later, Pan Junyao taught Xue Kaijie how to use Alipay and how to shop online, and gave Xue Kaijie an ID card. The password was their birthdays. Pan Junyao said that it was the private money he had secretly saved before. The memory was read out from the chip, and this ID card was handed over to Lu Hui for safekeeping, and now this ID card was finally handed over to Xue Kaijie.

"Why didn't I know when you saved your private money?"

"Oh, I saved it secretly. It was originally prepared to take you out on a trip. Now it will be used for your retirement, although there is not much money." Pan Junyao hurriedly put on his clothes, looking very awkward, "The tie is like this Is it true? Quickly help me to see."

Xue Kaijie nodded, and Pan Junyao breathed a sigh of relief, "Ah, I'm so nervous."

Xue Kaijie let out a chuckle, and said, "It's not true, why are you nervous?"

When Pan Junyao heard this, he immediately became unhappy, and immediately retorted: "Do you know how many years I have been looking forward to this day! Do you know how much I look forward to wearing a suit and walking the red carpet with you!"

"Okay, okay, I said the wrong thing." Xue Kaijie put his mobile phone on the bookcase, leaned the crutch in his hand aside, and asked: "If you don't have a red carpet, you can just settle down and get ready. ."

"Yeah!" Pan Junyao straightened his clothes, showing nervousness and excitement on his face.

"What should I do next?" Xue Kaijie also "married" for the first time, and he got married at home.

"Well, I don't know either, so let's keep everything simple!" Pan Junyao paused for a moment, and then said, "Stretch out your hand."

Xue Kaijie stretched out his hand, and Pan Junyao stretched out his hand at the same time. Their fingers touched on the screen, which represented holding hands.

"Forehead."

Xue Kaijie gently tiptoed his left foot, and pressed his forehead against the screen with some difficulty, representing a meeting.

"mouth."

Xue Kaijie kissed on the screen as usual, which means kissing.

"Okay, the marriage is over!" Pan Junyao nodded contentedly, his face beaming with joy.

"You're so satisfied." Xue Kaijie couldn't laugh or cry, there probably wouldn't be a second couple in such a casual wedding.

"Do what you can, Kaijie leans over."

Xue Kaijie put his hands flat on the edge of the bookcase, put his cheek against his arm, and said lazily, "What are you doing?"

At this time, Pan Junyao stretched out his hand on the screen, slightly bent his palm, stretched it out in front of his eyes, and made a gesture of stroking his face. He raised his lips and said with a smile: "I love you."

Xue Kaijie blushed immediately, but he didn't avoid it. Instead, he propped up the bookcase, picked up the phone, and kissed the screen again. His eyes were full of affection, and his eyes looking at the screen seemed to be looking at his lover who had been in love for many years , He replied word by word: "I love you too."

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The author has something to say:

Ending myself spreading flowers~ Really he (serious face), I wrote a lot of short jokes that I think are very sweet, although this article is doomed from the beginning that it cannot be true he, but I use another way to accompany It may be a good chance for you to go a little further?Thanks for reading this article, see you next time.