The legend of cheating continues gl

Jiujiner went out of the Huitongbao account, found Yulin and told the story, Yulin praised: "Good job, I'm getting better at handling things." Jiujiner's heart is as sweet as honey, and his mouth is still polite After a while.Apart from being polite, Jiujiner secretly asked Yulin for advice: "Miss, how did you make that 1000 yuan fake bank note? Even the second treasurer of Huitongbao can't tell the difference."

Yulin smiled and said: "That silver ticket was originally real, but I wrote a few lines of words on it with milk. Naturally, the handwriting could not be seen after drying, but when it was baked on the fire, the handwriting appeared. " Jiu Jin Er scratched his head, and said from the bottom of his heart: "Miss is well-informed." Yulin said: "This is actually recorded in Western books." Jiu Jin Er said: "It's just a pity that our A real bank note." Yulin smiled and said, "Didn't you earn it back?" Jiu Jin Er smiled sheepishly.

Yulin said again: "Come back to business, it seems that this matter has something to do with the coffin shop of 'I can't afford to die'. We'll go to this coffin shop again."

'I can't afford to die' The coffin shop is not in the downtown area, and there is no pretense outside the shop. It is true, and the coffin shop should not be too high-profile.This time Yu Lin didn't let Jiu Jin Er go in alone, but both of them walked in with Qi Rong on their faces.

As soon as the clerk asked, Yulin sat crookedly on the stool, looking extremely sad.Jiu Jin Er said: "My lord, we must mourn and accept the changes. We chose the best coffin for Xiaofeng, and it is not in vain for you to love me a lot."

Yulin nodded again and again, and said: "My son has a lot of money, so I must choose the best and most expensive coffin for Xiaofeng... Oh, Xiaofeng, you are at such a fancy age, how can you be worthy of the son who loves you so much?" What about me? Ah, my Xiaofeng..." He beat his chest and stomped his feet, as if in pain.

The guy said: "You want the best coffin, right?" Yulin pointed: "Go, let your masters come and talk to me, what can you, a little guy, do? Nine pounds and two, show the bank note and let me know." Look at them, don't think that I can't afford the money."

Jiu Jin Er said: "My lord, this coffin shop is stingy. I don't think there are any good coffins. Let's choose another shop."

The clerk snorted and said, "You don't even need to ask. Is there any coffin shop with a radius of hundreds of miles that can compare with ours?" Hangzhou, wearing in Suzhou, eating in Guangzhou, and dying in Liuzhou. Think of Liu Zongyuan, one of the eight great masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties, who died in Liuzhou when he was buried in a good-quality nanmu coffin. It has been delayed for more than a few months, but the body is re-wrapped, and the face is still lifelike, as if it was alive. So according to me, it is better to choose a pair here first, and then buy a new one in Liuzhou, so as to express my love In case of falling in love with Xiaofeng..." In the end, Yulin felt sad again and couldn't restrain himself.Jiu Jin Er secretly thought, the young lady's acting skills are so high, I admire her.

The guy snorted again, and said, "Is the Liuzhou coffin that good? As far as I know, Liu Zongyuan died in the winter of Tang Yuanhe 14th year. It was already a severe winter. Not to mention a good coffin, just an ordinary coffin. The cold wind also freezes people hard, what's so strange?"

Yulin couldn't help admiring this guy, he didn't expect the guys in this coffin shop to be so knowledgeable, it seems that the water in this coffin shop is really deep, so it shouldn't be underestimated.

"Xiao Sun, go get busy elsewhere." A mustache appeared, and a black mole the size of a soybean appeared on his face, with a few black hairs growing on the mole.In contrast, the guy named Xiao Sun looks much more decent than him.

"My surname is Wu, and I'm in charge here."

"Oh, it turned out to be shopkeeper Wu, nice to meet you, nice to meet you." Yu Lin said while thinking in his heart.

"The little one just now understood clearly that the two of you want to buy a good birthday recipe, please come here."

Yulin followed shopkeeper Wu into the storeroom, where the large and small coffins were indeed made of high-quality materials and well-made.Especially the painting skills on the coffin make people feel that this coffin shop is well-deserved.All the pictures use techniques such as standing powder and gilding, as well as the deployment of pigments to fully incorporate the painting style of Tang Sancai into it, making the whole coffin solemn and generous, with clear layers of colors, gorgeous and orderly, and elegant and smooth lines.Yulin applauded secretly in his heart, but said on his mouth: "Actually, what's so special about these? Without good wood, with exquisite craftsmanship and painting, what kind of good longevity recipe is it? As the saying goes, if there is no skin, the hair What is attached to it?"

Shopkeeper Wu subconsciously picked the hair on his mole again, nodded and said: "The best material is what our shop has always pursued. It's just that the best wood can only be used by the royal family. We ordinary people use it, so don't be afraid." Was the usurping beheaded?"

Yulin said: "From the tone of shopkeeper Wu, do you have such high-quality wood?"

Shopkeeper Wu's complexion changed, he bowed to the air, and said angrily: "Hey, hey, young man, you can eat things indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately. I think that only the palace has good wood, even for dignitaries. , can’t enjoy it, let alone ordinary people like you and me?”

Yulin sighed, and said, "It seems that I really went to the wrong place. In fact, the Xiaofeng I want to bury is also considered to belong to the royal family."

Shopkeeper Wu let out an "oh" and was extremely surprised. He hurriedly bowed again, and said in a low voice, "Do you dare to ask this master to come out to do business for the royal family?"

Yulin suddenly beat his chest and stamped his feet again, cried a few times, and then said: "Oh, it's really bad luck for me, I worked so hard to find a treasure, and wanted to present it to the royal family, but unexpectedly this treasure died."

"Treasure?" Shopkeeper Wu was puzzled, "Will the treasure die too?"

Yulin wiped away tears and gave Jiu Jin Er a look. Jiu Jin Er hurriedly unwrapped the package from his body, and took out a thing wrapped in Suzhou's finest silk from the package.Yulin untied the silk, and inside was a dead colorful pheasant.

"This is a phoenix that I bought with tens of thousands of taels of gold. I wanted to present it to the current emperor, but I didn't expect it to be so delicate and expensive that it couldn't withstand the fatigue of traveling and traveling, so it just died."

Nine Jin Er laughed secretly, tens of thousands of taels of gold?In fact, it was bought at the market for ten fen just now.

Shopkeeper Wu was speechless for a moment, looked at Yu Lin for a while, and asked, "May I ask if this young master came to our store to have fun?"

Yulin was stunned and said, "What did the shopkeeper say? My son has been in the cold for ten years, full of economics and talents, and he is very talented in astronomy, geography, and geography. You have a thick waist, would you be bored enough to have fun with you? I am well-informed, and I know that you, an ordinary person with naked eyes, have never seen a phoenix, and you can’t recognize a phoenix, but you come to laugh at me! To tell you the truth, I want Find the best longevity recipe and keep my phoenix well, and then go to Beijing to present it to the emperor..."

Shopkeeper Wu thought, could this person be stupid, and tentatively said: "In fact, we also have good coffins here. Although they are not as good as the royal golden nanmu, they are also good gloomy wood. The birthday party made of this kind of wood , the corpse will not change color after several months..."

Yulin said: "Really? Then I will use it reluctantly. Nine catty two, first pay 1000 taels as a deposit." Nine catty two then gave the banknote won from the bet on Huitongbao to shopkeeper Wu.

Shopkeeper Wu happily brushed the hair on his mole again, nodded and bowed his waist and said, "Okay, okay, we promise to finish the work within a day, and then send it to the son's house."

Yulin said: "There is no need to send it. I will ask my servants to come and get it at this time tomorrow."

After Yulin Jiujiner left, shopkeeper Wu snorted coldly and said, "It seems that the visitor is not kind." Xiao Sun walked over from the dark and said, "Do as they ask, and see what tricks they will play tomorrow." Shopkeeper Wu lowered his head slightly, and replied, "Yes, young master."

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