after a hangover

I was slept by a man!

This was Chen Wenxuan's conclusion after waking up for 2 minutes.

At this time, he was lying naked in an empty room, without even a pair of underpants, with a headache, a sore throat, a pain in his back, and a pain in his butt. In Zhang Weiwei's words, he just felt like he was run over by a truck Same.

Anyone who discovers such a fact will be terribly flustered, but Chen Wenxuan calmed down in just one minute, thanks to the teaching of his teaching method teacher before graduation - keep calm even if something big happens , Taishan collapses in front of you without changing your face. This is the quality that a teacher should have, otherwise you will become a joke in the mouth of the students.

After Chen Wenxuan calmed down, he put the quilt on his body and got out of bed with difficulty.He didn't feel anything on the bed, but when he got out of bed, Chen Wenxuan realized that his legs were shaking like chaff, and he could only walk while leaning on the wall.

The room was quiet, Chen Wenxuan quietly pushed open the bedroom door, and found that there was no one in the living room, the sunlight outside the window was just right, and his clothes were hanging on the balcony fluttering with the wind, with a telescope next to him.He wanted to hurry over and put on his clothes so that he could leave here, but he accidentally pulled the wound on his back, which made him grin in pain, so he had to slow down.

Chen Wenxuan reached out and touched a certain place behind his back just now, it was a little swollen, but his body was clean, and his back was medicated.

It seems that the pervert who slept with him has not completely lost his humanity, Chen Wenxuan thought, but when he thought that he thought it was a dream last night, so when he cooperated very well, Chen Wenxuan almost wanted to kill himself with a knife. Run over pigs?How could a normal erotic dream be in that position last night? !

But now is not the time to regret, Chen Wenxuan shook off the messy thoughts in his head, and finally walked to the balcony.

Chen Wenxuan put on his clothes while supporting his waist, and turned around to find his mobile phone, keys and wallet neatly placed on the coffee table.

After picking up his things, Chen Wenxuan hurriedly left this strange room as fast as he could, so he didn't see the note on the bedside cabinet, which read with iron and silver hooks: Go out for a while, wait for me to come back and explain to you.

I have injuries on my body, and I can't walk fast even if I want to.It took Chen Wenxuan 10 minutes to go down the three floors.After leaving the building, after walking for a while, Chen Wenxuan discovered an even more damning thing. This is the fucking community where he lived. Yesterday he dug some soil in the flower bed on the left and prepared to go back to replace the Clivia he raised. Change.

There was no time to think about it, what Chen Wenxuan wanted most now was to go home quickly and fall asleep on the bed, maybe this was just a dream, and it would be fine when he woke up, nothing happened.

It is said that you should calm down when things happen, but who can calm down when this kind of thing happens?

After finally dragging his half-disabled body back home, Chen Wenxuan fell on the bed without even taking off his clothes, covered his head with the quilt, thinking in his heart, "I'll be fine after a short sleep", and fell into a deep sleep after reciting a few times silently go.

Chen Wenxuan slept until four o'clock in the afternoon. Fortunately, the school has a May Day holiday these days, otherwise the phone would have been off the hook.

After waking up, Chen Wenxuan stretched out his hand carefully to touch his back, and then collapsed back on the bed.

The back is still swollen, he was really slept by a man.

Chen Wenxuan was still a serious virgin. When he dated his junior, she expressed and hinted that she wanted to go further with him, but he kept pretending to be stupid.

Because he felt that the younger sister recognized him by saying this, but he couldn't do it. At that time, he and the younger sister were still in school. If someone died, how could the younger sister go to school?If it is destroyed, not to mention that it is a human life, the operation will also harm the body of the school girl.

Later, he graduated a year before his junior sister, and returned to his hometown to work in the county.

It was not easy for the two to get married. On the day of the wedding, the school girl ran away with a man in front of everyone, and because he was drunk the day before, he lay dead in the hotel.

The groom disappeared during the wedding, and the bride ran away with another man, so the Chen family became a joke in Qingyuan Village and even in Qinghe County.

Having been single for 28 years, and ended up losing her virginity by a man, Chen Wenxuan really didn't know what to say other than "Fuck".

Alcohol seems to be a conflict with him, as long as he drinks it, something will happen. Last time he drank too much and missed his wedding. This time, he drank too much and fell asleep with a man. What a fucking thing.

Chen Wenxuan fell on the bed, feeling that there was no pain in his body. After thinking about it for a long time, he felt that he was still to blame for this matter. If he didn't want to drink, could someone force it?

He hasn't touched alcohol since the last time he got drunk, and he has been doing well for the past four years, who knows why he made an exception yesterday, but thinking about what happened yesterday, Chen Wenxuan felt a little angry again.

Things have to start from the beginning of this semester.

When the school just started, a new female English teacher came to the school. The female teacher is very beautiful, petite and exquisite, and she is also very good at dealing with people and has strong teaching ability. I just don’t know where to find her. of.

Because the school arranges offices according to the subjects taught by teachers, that female teacher was assigned to Chen Wenxuan's office.It's also a coincidence that Chen Wenxuan's office is very old, those who are married are married, and those who have a partner have a partner, and the only ones who are single are Chen Wenxuan and another Chinese teacher.

So when the female teacher came, the atmosphere in the whole office was different. Everyone in the office thought that Chen Wenxuan and the Chinese teacher would do something. After all, the male teacher who was the same age as them was either married or already had a girlfriend. No, the two of them are not in a hurry, the old teachers in the office are all anxious for them.

After the female teacher sat in the office for a month, Chen Wenxuan and the Chinese teacher started fighting.

Chen Wenxuan didn't know what the Chinese teacher thought. He was hesitant at first. After the "student girl incident", he no longer had any thoughts about finding a girlfriend to marry, but every time he thought of his parents at home, he always felt sour. Well, it was he who made their age a joke in other people's mouths, and now he had to make them worry about themselves, for fear that they would not be able to live their lives alone.

So he thought that if he told them that he had found a girlfriend, they wouldn't have to worry about him so much, and he didn't dislike the character of that female teacher, so he decided to chase after her.

It's not that Chen Wenxuan never thought that the Chinese teacher would also chase after the female teacher. The Chinese teacher's name is Shen Qiao. The two of them have been classmates since high school, and later applied for the same university, but different departments.Later, after the "school girl incident", he didn't want to stay in Qinghe County any longer, so he came to Pingcheng through a friend's introduction. in an office.

It stands to reason that this can be regarded as a very predestined relationship, but Chen Wenxuan said that this is a bad relationship.Because if the two of them don't like girls, as long as they look up to a certain girl, they will definitely like the same girl, which is amazing.

In high school, Chen Wenxuan had a crush on a girl in the same class. Before he was ready to chase after her, he heard from other boys that Shen Qiao also had a crush on her.As a result, both of them put aside the matter of chasing people and began to fight.There are only five boys in the liberal arts class, and they should be very harmonious, but the two of them are like little roosters, fighting every day until they blush and have thick necks.

Both of them were good students, and the teacher was bothered by the two of them, but he didn't know how to deal with it, so he talked to the girl and asked her if she could solve the problem.The girl was not shy either, and patted her chest to the teacher, promising to complete the task.Back in class, the two brothers seemed to put their arms around their shoulders, and with one sentence, they turned off the fire.

Later, someone curiously asked the person involved what the girl said, but both of them kept secret and kept silent. Later, the female classmate said it during the class reunion—we are all sisters, why bother to fight, and we are not afraid It hurt my peace.

In fact, that is not the truth. At that time, the girl said this: "Sister likes girls with big breasts, thin waist, big buttocks, and big waves. You..." The girl looked at their figures , did not speak again.

In this way, Chen Wenxuan's puppy love was strangled in the cradle.

Later, when I went to university, Chen Wenxuan had been studying hard during his freshman year. In his sophomore year, the classmates around him either had girlfriends or were obsessed with games. Only Chen Wenxuan was left. After learning enough, he still didn’t like playing games. It seems that there is only one way to make a girlfriend.

After the sophomore orientation, there was a freshman student who got very close to him, usually calling each other "senior brother" and always sending him text messages.Chen Wenxuan felt that the junior was interested in him but was too embarrassed to say so, so he was about to chase after him, but Shen Qiao got in the way again. The junior signed up for Shen Qiao's club, and the two met almost every day, so he also let out a word , I want to chase my school girl.

Chen Wenxuan was about to vomit blood from Shen Qiao's anger, why did he want to chase a girl Shen Qiao after him?A classmate who knew about it also asked whether Shen Qiao fell in love with him, or why would Shen Qiao chase after him as long as he liked him?

Chen Wenxuan vomited enough from this statement, but suffering from the loneliness of college life, he still chased after him.Helping with course selection, occupying seats in the library, occupying seats in the cafeteria, cooking, he did everything that should be done, but the school girl has not expressed her position, but in Chen Wenxuan's view, it is time.

But just when he spent an hour transcribing No. 18 of Shakespeare's sonnets as a love letter, and racked his brains to come up with a confession, and was ready to confess, he saw the school girl being raped by a The boys in the sports academy confessed with 99 roses, and the junior girl agreed.

Chen Wenxuan tore up the poem that took an hour to copy in his hand, turned around and went back to the dormitory, and then saw Shen Qiao tearing up the paper in the corridor.Later, he heard from the people in Shen Qiao's dormitory that Shen Qiao spent two hours writing a song "Jian Jia" in thin gold script, and was about to confess her love, but was cut off by 99 roses in the physical institute.

Although they didn't catch up with anyone, the bond between the two seemed to be getting deeper.

Later, at the end of Chen Wenxuan's junior year, the junior girl confessed to her, and the two dated for more than two years, but at the wedding, the senior girl and the boy from the sports school escaped. Chen Wenxuan was hit, and never looked at the girl again.

Who knew that after four years, he finally fell in love with another girl, but Shen Qiao did it again.

The two began to show their courtesy vaguely, from February to the end of April. As a result, the girl was smiling all day long and didn't say anything, but she didn't cross the boundaries that shouldn't be crossed at all. Chen Wenxuan knew that he was This is out of the question.

Sure enough, on the first day of the May Day holiday, the girl invited him to dinner, saying that her boyfriend had returned from the army, and wanted to thank Chen Wenxuan for taking care of his girlfriend during this time.

No matter how much he didn't want to go, Chen Wenxuan still agreed with a smile.When he arrived at the hotel, he found the private room reserved by the girl. When he opened the door, he saw a familiar face. Shen Qiao was also inside. Next to Shen Qiao was the girl and her boyfriend. He was more than 1.8 meters tall by visual inspection, and he was full of flesh.

After thinking about his frail physique and his height of less than 1.7 meters eight, Chen Wenxuan suddenly felt that he was not wronged.

It was dinner, and after dinner, the couple warmly invited Chen Wenxuan and Shen Qiao to go to KTV, but they politely refused.

After bidding farewell to the sister and his wife, Chen Wenxuan and Shen Qiao walked slowly on the street. Neither of them spoke, but the atmosphere was harmonious for a while.After walking for a while, the two of them passed a bar, which seemed to be a clean bar, but it didn't even have a signboard.

For some reason, Shen Qiao suddenly proposed to go in for a few drinks.

Chen Wenxuan knew that Shen Qiao was in a bad mood, but in fact he was not in a good mood, so he agreed.

After entering, Chen Wenxuan looked around and found that the environment of this bar is still very good, the decoration is very stylish, a man in a white shirt is singing an unknown song in the distance, and the guests are all sitting in their seats Chat softly on the Internet, the only strange thing is that there is no girl here.

But Chen Wenxuan didn't think too much, and sat down at a table with Shen Qiao, and then ordered a glass of wine with a particularly interesting name called Submarine Telegram.

The result was that this glass of interesting wine made Chen Wenxuan's future life interesting.

The author has something to say:

Opening a new trap, still relaxed and without abuse, three updates today, and every Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Seven nights at [-]:[-] pm, there are manuscripts saved, I promise not to cheat, I hope the judges can take a look at them in their spare time. In addition, Hua is not a professional. If there is anything wrong with the article, you are welcome to criticize and correct me. After all, you are so beautiful n(*≧▽≦*)n