don't mess with the boss

"Oh." She is very good at pretending!I lazily replied, or Ms. Wang should get angry again, she has had severe menopause recently.

"You see, he's so rich, he's more handsome than you, and he's dressed up so energetically," Ms. Wang turned on the nagging mode again, talking about three people in a row to suppress my self-esteem with zero horsepower: "You Look at you again!"

"..." What do I look at, why don't you have the money to make your son a rich second generation, why don't you make me look handsome, I wash the clothes myself, okay, even throw your clothes to me , Speaking of it, it seems that this is all your old man's fault! ! !

"Look at Xiaomo. In the past, he was not as good as you in everything. Now it's good. The children are about to go to elementary school, and the little ones will be running big soy sauce." Ms. Wang is not too thirsty: "Earn Not to mention more than you, and married two daughters-in-law, each time is more beautiful than the last time."

"..." This is also worth educating me! ! !

Ms. Wang raised her head and sighed: "Hey, son, you are already thirty, thirty, why haven't you even brought a girlfriend back for mom to see!"

I silently handed Ms. Wang a bottle of water, and received a cold look. I quickly shrank my neck and put my hands back on the steering wheel, coaxing me: "My 28th birthday hasn't passed yet, Mom."

"Do you still have the face to say, is there a difference between 28 and [-]!"

I pouted, feeling very wronged: "It's two!"

"Shut up!" Ms. Wang turned on the 'I'm all right' mode, "Tell me about you, when can you get married, when can I let my mother hold a grandson! Hey, tell me, except for my mother who gave birth to you Look better, what are you capable of!"

"Mom..." I was getting a little annoyed. Who could bear the fact that I didn't change the soup or medicine every day? Either I praised the boss for being more handsome than me, or I praised Xiao Hei for being better at coaxing women: "You can't always use this as a comparison." , according to what you say, Mr. Jing is also a single dog."

"You compare with Boss Jing!"

My mother's emphasis instantly went up by more than one notch, and I was so scared that I was so nervous: "What do you compare with others? They are big bosses, taller than you, handsomer than you, and even taller than you." Hello, there is a lot of money that can't be spent, it's not that no one wants it, it's because they don't want to find it, Mr. Jing can afford to marry ten or eight wives under the conditions, but you are different, you are not tall , Long... After all, I inherited meow, so it's okay, although a blind cat meets a dead mouse and is now a manager anyway, but the difference between the deputy and the real is huge."

"Then I don't want to marry..." I weakly retorted: "My career is the most important thing now."

"Hey!!" Ms. Wang immediately became angry: "Isn't it just a month that I earned 1000 yuan more than before, and I'm still flirting with me! Ah!!"

"Yes, yes, my fault!" I had a splitting headache: "But what I said is true, Mom, isn't the manager of our office, Lao Xie, in poor health? I heard that he wants to retire next year, maybe... "

"Really! That's really good, you have to hurry..."

"..." Mom, I finally managed to divert your attention, but I'm exhausted.

It's decided. Tomorrow, I'll be chasing the 24-year-old college girl from the publicity department. Her name is Xiaodie, and her name is quite nice. Hohoho, let's go home and iron my clothes.

Xiaodie is a very straightforward girl. As soon as I asked her to have a weekly break for dinner, she immediately agreed.

The first time I took her to a western restaurant, the little girl was nice, because my height was a little bit shabby, so the girl wore flat shoes for a date, and I wore inner height increase, which matched my height very well, huh.

After eating, I felt the atmosphere was good, so I invited Xiaodie to watch a movie, and sent her home at [-]:[-] pm. Because it was the first time I met her, I only implicitly expressed that I wanted to have a good impression of her, and wanted to Pursue her and make an appointment for a second meeting.

However, just when I was going to go home after the second date to show off to my mother, I encountered an 'ex-boyfriend' in reality.

So, this 'love', which fortunately hadn't been shown off yet, was stillborn like this.

Hey……

Recently, I have been more and more disgusted by my mother. Ever since Xiaoyu, who is seven years younger than me, held an engagement banquet upstairs the day before yesterday, even my father saw that I looked disgusted.

Grandma's, I decided to go to the marriage and love website to seek marriage! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

It's a good time tonight, my dad is drinking with friends, and my mom doesn't come back until eleven o'clock in the evening shift.

I finished off the leftover steamed noodles at noon and saw that it was less than eight o'clock, so I turned on the computer and logged on to a dating website.

have to!This marriage and love website is too expensive, what low-level membership is [-] a month, intermediate membership is [-] a month, and high-level membership is [-] a month.

Do another one!

Well, it's more ruthless than the last one! ! !

OK, I searched online and found that the price of membership recharge is closely related to the beauty and ugliness of the girl, so I immediately decided——

I closed the marriage page, opened the game interface, bought five sets of game equipment for 350 yuan, and then gave them to the five girls in my team, each with a set of beautiful clothes and headgear!

Properly became a local tyrant.

Don't look at me as a dick in reality, but in the game world, I'm very proud. I'm the captain of the team who is often licked by girls.

I have been playing this game for ten years, but I started to form my own team when my job became stable two years ago. Now I lead a team of 11 people, including myself, a total of twelve people.

Five of them are girls, and the skills in playing games-one is better than the other!

But a sullen man like me has always been responsive to girls!no way! !

And my sixty-level tuba is followed by a large group of ten-level cute girls, that feeling is simply not too cool =^^=~~~

As the gifts I sent out were received one after another, the first girl spoke on the group chat platform.

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