Mystery Kingdom I

It is said that in spring, the earth rejuvenates, the spring is warm and the flowers bloom, the flowers bloom, the trees sprout, and the animal kingdom will also seek a mate in response to the occasion, full of emotions, and out of control... There is such a "professional" term called hair spring.

But it's strange, it's late autumn now, why is there still a lingering ecstasy in my yard - cat meowing?

"Meow~" I'm a little shy, it seems that this is Xiaojiabiyu type.

"Meow~~" This is a sexy and charming type.

"Meow~meow~" This is a wild and dynamic type.

"Meow~" This... probably looks like a male catwoman.

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In the yard, cats meow one after another, each with its own merits.

In the room, I had a great time holding "Harry Potter"; in front of me, a black and white cat was pacing impatiently, walking from east to west, and then from west to east.

I caught a glimpse of its back and forth figure from the corner of the eye, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, "I said Qiongqi, aren't you tired from walking around?"

He looked up at me and continued to pace irritably.

"Even if you're not tired, I'm tired just looking at it, and I feel dizzy. Can you take a break?"

Ignore me, and then carry on its great cause of walking and circling.

"Enough!" There was a sudden sulking in my heart.A good afternoon can't be quiet, there is a female cat in heat outside, and a male tiger inside is in a bad mood.

Standing up at once, grabbed the broom in the corner, opened the door, rushed into the yard, and scattered the dozen or so female cats gathered.For a while, I chased cats and jumped in the courtyard, it was very lively.Hitting a cat also depends on the owner, and the subordinates dare not be careless, for fear that a cat's blood will be splashed on the spot if one is not paying attention.Besides, there is no need to hurt them.After working hard for a long time, I was so tired that I was out of breath, and finally drove away those annoying nympho cats.

Enter the house and put away the broom, straighten your clothes, sit down, and raise a glass of tea gracefully (the truly elegant one is called "pin").Finally able to calm down for a while.Qiongqi also jumped onto my bed, lying in Teddy's arms, closing his eyes and resting his mind.

What a beautiful and leisurely afternoon!

Unfortunately, as the ancients said, the good times don't last long.In less than a quarter of an hour, the sound of "meow meow meow" sounded again, and it tended to increase gradually.

He made up his mind, took a deep breath, walked to the head of the bed, picked up Qiongqi who had buried his head in the raging body, opened the door and threw it out.

"Run as far as you can, lure them away and come back!"

After finishing speaking, he closed the door with a "slap", pretending not to notice the resentment in Qiongqi's eyes who had just woken up.

The romantic debts that I caused, I solved by myself.

Before the tiger could show its power to me, a group of cowardly and lustful female cats had already embraced it, each with a graceful figure, roving eyes, and bared teeth and claws...

Facing the oncoming Detachment Army, poor Qiongqi hurriedly turned and fled.

"Come on! Be careful not to be taken advantage of by them..."

Leaning against the window, shaking the handkerchief in his hand, weeping farewell to the departing figure—oh, it was a warning with a sinister smile.

Back to my seat, I slowly turned to the unfinished plot just now, and continued my leisurely life in the afternoon.

There are many female musicians in the Yuefu who have nothing to do in their free time, so there are many pets, and many of them have cats.When we have nothing to do, we get together to exchange experiences in raising cats, and compare who has cats with shiny fur, smart and spiritual, and sometimes hold a "beautiful cat selection" or something.

Originally, most cats like to live a free life. Sometimes a few cats play together, and most of the time they nest in the owner's arms, or go for a walk by themselves as a lone ranger.However, since a black-striped white cat with an aggressive attitude appeared at the last "communication tea party", the female cats all fell into lovesickness by coincidence, and never forgot Qiongqi.Poor those male cats, all the wives and lovers have run away, so they can only stay in the boudoir alone.

So, in my yard, there began to be a group of nympho cats, comparable to leather candy-sticking to Qiongqi and not letting go.But Qiongqi ignored them and was very impatient.Although they couldn't get the favor of the "White Cat Prince", the cats were not discouraged, and started the squatting project.In the past few days, my yard has been filled with meowing cats, and musicians come to match my "daughter" from time to time, which annoys me to death.

"Well, it depends on what it means. Even though it is my cat, I have to talk about cat rights. You can't have a half-marriage, right? As the saying goes, a twisted melon is not sweet. We We must resolutely think about their physical and mental development, and advocate free love. Even if you don’t think about them, you must also think about their offspring. Don’t you want to see newborn kittens lose one of their parents because of their parents’ disagreement, and don’t get what they want? Is there any love? I know your Ami is in pain now, but long-term pain is better than short-term pain....What, just once? No, no, we are determined not to do irresponsible things like one-night stands. No. I said, how can you encourage your baby to try this kind of thing? Not even a cat! You don't know, this is very likely to cause irreparable damage to its young heart, and it may even die Since then, I lost confidence in the male cats, my feelings were hurt, I was devastated, I cried, made trouble, and hanged myself..."

Finally, under my earnest guidance, the musicians who came to propose marriage turned around and ran away, leaving their cats to work hard on their own.

"Let go!" I shouted.

The cats are meowing brilliantly outside the house, and the fights inside the house are constant.

I pulled the teddy bear's head, Qiongqi bit one of Teddy's feet, and his paw was still resting on the bear's stomach.

"Give me back my teddy!" No matter what, it's not your pillow, it's my beloved teddy.

He didn't care about my gnashing of teeth, and easily bit the bear's leg.

After talking for a long time, Xiong Xiong remained motionless.Humph, brute force tiger!

Take a glance at the courtyard full of "spring" and think about it.Reaching out to pick up Qiongqi, he opened the door as fast as he could and threw it out.

Hugging the drool-stained Teddy, he looked up to the sky and smiled, "Hahahaha..."

Little sample, I don't believe I can't control you.

Suddenly, the chaotic "meow meow" outside the house stopped and became quiet.What happened?A few seconds later, the cats suddenly let out a terrified scream, and then fell silent again.

At the door, a ferocious giant walked in, with vigorous steps and shining sharp teeth.Behind it are the female cats fleeing in all directions.

"Hey~" With a low growl, he walked towards me, pressing every step of the way, with a cold light in his eyes.

As it approached, the huge sharp teeth became more and more clear, and the fierce gaze made my back feel cold.

Hastily offered Teddy both hands, "Please use it slowly."

Qiongqi took Xiongxiong and walked towards the bed in satisfaction.

Woo~ Poor me, I am the master, yet I succumb to its "pretentious power" like this.

Before I could finish lamenting my miserable life as a master, another person walked in at the door, with lotus steps lightly moving, with a graceful figure.

Opening her mouth slightly, she stared at the winged white tiger with Teddy in its mouth, and said in surprise:

"Serelle, what's going on?"

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