Lei Wencheng God System

Chi Xiao got up early in the morning and leaned against the window to watch the peach blossoms.

Outside the window, the warblers are singing and the swallows are dancing. This world is on a sunny spring day, and the warm wind blows the fragrance of flowers all over the courtyard. The beauty is beautiful, that is, the nose is itchy.

"Ah Choo!" The leader of the martial arts sneezed loudly, his image completely gone.

And the subordinates of the Wulin League also rushed in at every second, with the same panic and helplessness on their faces as yesterday, and their voices were neither high nor low, and they chanted emotionally: "It's not good, leader, the demon sect!" The people are calling again."

And the word is wonderful.

"Oh." Chi Xiao nodded, and asked calmly, "What's for breakfast?"

"The chef has prepared steamed stuffed buns and porridge."

"No, change the bowl to clear the vermicelli, add more vinegar, add more vinegar." After he finished his order, he slowly changed into a green shirt, hung his elegant long sword around his waist, and walked to the gate of the Wulin League without haste. .

The members of the Devil's Cult had been waiting for half an hour, and when they saw Chi Xiao coming out, they immediately raised their hands and shouted slogans in unison: "That thief, bring back our leader! Come back!! Come back!!!" They also brought their own echo.

Tsk, these days, the leader of the martial arts alliance has become a thief, and the leader of the demon sect is like an innocent little white rabbit. What is wrong with the world.

Leaning against the gate, he yawned and said casually, "Your leader is not here."

The members of the Demon Cult quit, and the first member of the cult came out: "You are talking nonsense! At three o'clock the day before yesterday, my disciples clearly saw the leader's cat stealing small dried fish in your yard, chewing very happily. That's us The leader loves cats, and you will never leave them for a moment, you dare to say that the leader is not in your hands!"

... What happened to him eating a small dried fish in his own yard, ah, what happened to Baihu eating a small dried fish!Xu Cangwu is allowed to eat roasted swallows, and he is not allowed to eat dried fish!Is there any leader who loves cats for a moment, as sticky as him, and the hair has been brushed off.

Before Chi Xiao could finish complaining, Disciple B came out more and more: "Exactly! In the middle of last month, my disciples clearly saw the leader having a good conversation with a woman in red. We even prepared the dowry. The Wulin League ran away To disrupt the situation, you have cruelly snatched his lover from the leader, and you dare to say that the leader is not in your hands!"

...It was obvious that Zhu Hong couldn't find Cang Wu and came to cry with them.

Si Heng is a cat lover, not a bird lover. He doesn't like birds flying in the sky at all, so he still pays a bride price.Besides, what happened to him talking to his sister!As long as Xu Siheng talks to Zhu Hong, he is not allowed to say it!Why are you cruelly snatching away your lover? That guy's lover is clearly him!that is!snort!

The ignorant Demon Cultist C interrupted Chi Xiao's brain theater again, and stepped forward with completely unchanged movements, but he stroked his hair smartly, blinked, and pointed at him and shouted.

"A and B are right! Half a year ago, my disciples clearly saw you and the leader chatting and entangled in Songshan Bieyuan. The leader only wanted to touch you twice, so you hit his hand! Hmph, you How dare you say that the leader is not in your hands!"

Wait a minute... this believer, wait a moment.

Chi Xiao clearly remembered that he and Si Heng went to Songshan Bieyuan to do some indescribable things on the ground, and they should drive everyone away. Tell me what you saw!

This time, not only Chi Xiao straightened his body, but even the rest of the Demon Cult disciples stared at Disciple C in astonishment, "Brother, what did you just say? Who touches whom?"

This guy who looks like natural black is confident, "What's wrong with Momo, our leader rules the world, and we can't touch anything. I also saw him take off the thief."

——Stop, stop, you will be silenced if you do this, don't you know?

Chi Xiao sneered, clapped his hands and quit, "Your leader still dominates the world, and he cooks and washes dishes under the kitchen, believe it or not."

Hulu hulu hulu, everyone shook their heads in unison, expressing their disbelief.

If you don't believe me, just see for yourself.

The martial arts leader personally opened the door wide, let in a group of demon cultists, and showed them the location of the kitchen.

This group of men who think that our leader is the most heroic in the world and would never do dishes and cooks rushed over, and saw their leader, who had been missing for several days, humming a ditty and cooking small vermicelli in a pot.

The girl of the Martial Arts League smiled and directed him: "My leader said, we need more vinegar, more vinegar."

Master Si Heng's face froze, he pushed the vinegar bottle away, and said solemnly: "It's not good to be jealous, it hurts the body, add some beef sauce." So he went to pound the beef sauce virtuously.

"Oh my god, the leader has been lowered." - A believer

"Is the dowry you prepared last time still there?" - Christian B

"Then our leader, is this considered a marriage or a wedding?" - the most thoughtful believer C.

Chi Xiao leaned against the kitchen door again.

I don't know why, but after coming to this world, all the leaders, palace leaders, alliance leaders and sect leaders here have to stand by the door in a suave manner. It may be a custom exclusive to Jianghu.

He leaned against the door: "Have you had enough fun?"

Si Heng smiled: "Did the dried fish you made last time taste good?"

Messy demon cultists: Little fish?Isn't dried fish the food of the leader's house cat?The martial arts leader still grabs food from the cat?Well, that's not impossible, he even competed with the beauties for the leader, and coaxed their leader into the kitchen.

Blue face is troublesome, proper blue face is troublesome.

When Chi Xiao thought of the dried fish that Si Heng made last time, he had a love-hate relationship.It's really delicious, but when he was intoxicated with Xiaoyugan, Si Heng, this damned heavenly spirit, gave him another slap, causing him to lose a whole yard of hair!

Felines also have dignity.Wait, is there any dried fish in the recipe of the king of beasts?Is there something wrong with his positioning?

Well, if something is wrong, it's definitely not his fault, I can only blame Si Heng for being too good at cooking.

That's right, that's it.

But it was obviously this guy who proposed to come to Small World to play role-playing.In the end, he played the role of the leader of the martial arts seriously, showing the superb acting skills honed by the oppression of the system at the beginning, and prepared to stage a heart-wrenching love-hate relationship.

This guy is good, a majestic cult leader is so anti-routine, and his daily life is to sneak into the martial arts leader's house to tease and masturbate. Is this development right?It's not right at all!

Moreover, he couldn't even manage his own subordinates well. They communicated physically and mentally in the other courtyard and were seen by others.

I can't play anymore!

The more he thought about it, the more unhappy the martial arts leader returned to the room angrily, closed the doors and windows, and ordered: "This leader will not see anyone today!"

The girl was dumbfounded: "Then Qing fans come to eat or not?"

"...Stupid, fans stay, people drive away!"

"Oh."

So Chi Xiao stayed in the room for half an hour, and began to lose his composure.

It's just a bowl of vermicelli, how long does it take to cook it?Could it be that she was chased away by the girl?Can role-playing be more professional? Really, these heavenly spirits are very cunning!

Just then, someone knocked on the window, "Tuk Tuk Tuk"

"There's no one in there." He shouted angrily.

"Tuk Tuk Tuk"

"Tell no one, the ears are white."

Well, no more knocking on the window, no more movement.But for some reason, Chi Xiao looked even angrier.

He lingered by the window for a long time, and couldn't help but want to secretly open the window to take a look, but the window was gently pushed open, and a peach blossom came in through the crack.

The peach blossoms in spring are so dazzling that they seem to have a radiant glow, fascinating the eyes.

A peach petal fell lightly on his hand, and someone outside laughed lightly: "Spring is coming again."

Chi Xiao was stunned for a moment, and suddenly recalled many old days, and couldn't help but continue: "We still have many springs."

However, Si Heng added another sentence: "Hey, the little wild cats in spring are particularly irritable, but it's about to pass."

"..."

Just kill him, just kill this Po Tianling.

The followers of the Demon Cult in the world of martial arts swear that they will never watch their leader be beaten head-on by the leader of the martial arts, never before, and never again!

The author has something to say: Ben Yuanrun is back alive at night, hahahahaha, come here to flirt and swear sweetly, everything in the previous chapter is an illusion~~

So everyone ordered extra episodes~ this article is officially over

I feel like I'm still not suitable for this type of writing?But it is still very pleasant to write 233333 [If I write the original text of Lei Wen with a certain Zhenjiyan Yin body, I feel more enjoyable-che!parking!I'm still a baby]

I haven't figured out what to write for the next article, ah, I want to write the article about fake celestial masters~~ In short, prepare first before opening

So thank you all for accompanying me through another article. I really feel that I have coded for many years. I hope that the next article can make more progress!Do you know, every article I have has the illusion that the next article will be popular6666

Then let's see you in the rivers and lakes~

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