A mediocre little goblin's love story

"...I have no next life." Xue Hong summoned up his courage to explain.

Xu Wei faced Xue Hong's serious eyes, which were too heavy and painful.In his panic, he didn't want to think about that stupid question again.He must have been full of beer bubbles to say such stupid things just now.

"I don't have any next life either. Go back quickly and see if it's broken."

Xue Hong followed him helplessly, from the door to the house, leaving traces of mud on the carpet all the way to the bathroom.

Xu Wei looked at Xue Hong's astonishing destructive power outside the bathroom, thinking that editing was really confusing.Few people probably know how stupid Xue Hong's brain is.

In the middle of the night, he didn't bother to clean up. He found a change of clothes for Xue Hong and told him to change after he came out.

Xue Hong responded.

So Xu Wei went out to smoke again. He sat at the dining table just now, exhaled the smoke slowly, and began to think wildly again.He can't believe in any religious sect devoutly, and it is estimated that no god will promise him a next life.Halfway through a cigarette, he started to get bored. When he saw the beer bottles scattered all over the floor, he finally decided to clean it up.

When Xue Hong came out of the shower, he happened to see Xu Wei washing the mud on the floor with a vacuum cleaner.

"sorry."

Xu Wei looked up at him, "Was it broken?"

In fact, there were, but for Xue Hong, this small bump and wound would heal soon, so he just shook his head.

"I've changed the sheets for you in the room. Go to bed early. You can go rowing tomorrow morning and have a meal at noon. I should see you off."

Xu Wei said all this in a flat tone, his hands didn't stop, and he was still cleaning the muddy carpet.

The water in the vacuum cleaner soon became turbid and should be changed, but Xu Wei only had the strength to repeat the movements in his hands.He can't think too much, or he will make mistakes.

Xue Hong stood where he was, wanting to help but didn't know what to do, and Xu Wei ignored him at all, so he had to go to the guest room alone and get under the quilt.

The quilt was very light and soft. Xue Hong sniffed it vigorously, and there was a faint smell of laundry detergent in his nose, and he could no longer find the smell of Xu Wei in high school.He closed his eyes, wanting to hear what Xu Wei was doing.

The vacuum cleaner in the living room finally stopped.Xu Wei seemed to be wandering in the living room, but he went upstairs again not long after.The sound of footsteps was not obvious on the soft carpet, but every sound of Xu Wei's hesitant footsteps could make Xue Hong unable to fall asleep.

I don't know how long it took, Xue Hong didn't look at his watch, but just watched the moon outside the window seem to disappear in the clouds, and then slowly reappear, repeatedly.Finally, there was no more sound.

It's time to go to sleep, Xue Hong thought so, turned over, and tried to guess which room Xu Wei was in.This villa has only two floors, not too big, and there are not many rooms.

It should be on the upper left, Xue Hong finally confirmed it, stopped thinking about it, and reminded himself once again that it was time to sleep.

Early the next morning, the two woke up one after another, not in a good mood.

They sat around the bar next to the kitchen and ate a simple version of sandwiches together, and the eggs were a little mushy from being fried by Xue Hong.But Xu Wei didn't complain much, and chewed the things in his mouth numbly.

"Is there anything else you need to do?"

"Do you still have time to go shopping? I want to buy some gifts for my friends."

"There is an Ole nearby, but there shouldn't be any expensive gifts you want to buy."

"Just ordinary ones, I don't have that much money."

Xu Wei thought for a while, and finally took Xue Hong to the nearest shopping mall.

The mall is fully air-conditioned, but there are not many people.Xu Wei has only come here for skating and never shopped, so he doesn't know what to buy as a gift for returning home.But Xue Hong was curious about everything and wanted to see everything.

They went to a trinket shop.Xue Hong watched and selected a few items, with strange tastes.Xu Wei held back and didn't say anything disgusting.

Walking all the way to the door of a toy store, Xue Hong looked at the big and small plush toys, thinking about whether to buy one for Simba.

Xu Wei led Xue Hong in.Xue Hong chose a small one for Simba and a huge one for himself.

A milky white ball, like cotton candy.Xue Hong put his arms around the plush toy and smirked at Xu Wei.

Xu Wei turned his head to the side and silently went to check out.

"I'll do it myself."

"Count me to give you one."

This is Xu Wei's first checkout today, and he was thinking that this should also be the last time he will give Xue Hong a gift.

The two went home with a bunch of things and went rowing.

The small boat was much smaller than Xue Hong imagined, it was just a very ordinary small flat-bottomed boat, and it had to be slipped with oars.

Usually it takes at least three or four people to move it together before putting it in the lake.But Xue Hong was so strong that Xu Wei was able to move without much effort.

The boat was swinging in the lake, the sun was very bright, and the reflected lake water was also shining, which was completely different from the darkness at night.

Xu Wei narrowed his eyes slightly to look at Xue Hong. Some doubts that he had long ago are now gradually moving towards one direction.Although Xue Hong couldn't tell him, he couldn't stop him from thinking about it.

The two boarded the boat one by one, and Xu Wei taught Xue Hong how to row.

With only one oar, with a light flick, the calm lake surface is split by the bow, and the boat sails forward.

It was the first time for Xue Hong to row a boat on such a large lake.He rowed faster and faster with curiosity, wondering how far the little boat could go and where it was going.Xu Wei told him that this state is full of lakes and not the sea, but when he saw the largest lake, he thought it was wider than the sea.

The boat moved faster and faster, Xue Hong seemed tireless.Xu Wei became more and more certain, looking at Xue Hong with sharp and energetic eyes.

"Are you actually a boar spirit?"

The oar slapped heavily on the water surface, and the water splashed everywhere.Xu Wei's face was wet, he wiped it off indifferently, and saw that Xue Hong's face changed several times, and finally he flattened his mouth and wanted to cry.

"You are the wild boar spirit! Your whole family is wild boar spirit!"

Xu Wei couldn't help but want to laugh, but he held back.He continued: "You eat so much and have so much strength, what is it if it's not wild boar essence?"

Xue Hong was going to die of anger, there was only an empty lake on the left and right, not even a bird, and Xu Wei's unscrupulous mocking eyes were in front of him.

He stood up abruptly, and the boat rocked.

Xu Wei sneered: "Still arching? If you arch again, it will turn over!"

Xue Hong didn't dare to move anymore, but he was really going to die of anger.How dare Xu Wei, how dare? !

He bit his lips tightly, tears of anger dripping down his face.

Xu Wei finally realized that he had gone too far, took the oar and comforted Xue Hong. "I was wrong! I was joking."

No one would make such a joke, Xue Hong didn't think it was funny at all.He was still angry, but sat down anyway.Because when he stood up, he looked at the lake and became a little scared.

Xu Wei paddled the boat silently, and they had already started their journey back.

After paddling for a long time, Xu Wei paddled extremely slowly.He stared at Xue Hong with good eyes, watching every small expression change on his face.

He had to apologize every few minutes. In this way, Xue Hong finally gradually slowed down his expression, but he still muttered angry words from his mouth.