75.

Because my senior brother didn't let me sleep all night.So I couldn't wake up the next day, and I asked my brother how he could get up in a daze.

My brother patted my head and said that he was in better health than me. I wanted to ask how good he was so he could not sleep, but I was too sleepy, so I fell asleep again.My brother pinched my face for a while before leaving.

I slept all day and woke up feeling like I was born again, who am I, where am I, what is this place?

Then the remaining memory of this body quickly helped me sort out the important information. My name is Yi Qingchen, and I am a heartthrob. I was originally a slut who would be gang-raped if I didn’t work hard, but now I am in this body , and have a brother, I can not work hard, happy and decadent!

Hahaha, just kidding, I get skinny when I'm in a good mood.When I'm with Zheng Yang, I feel like an adult, and when I'm with Si Yan, I feel like we are the same.By the side of my senior brother, I am three years old!

In fact, brother is right, I always push things to him, let him beat/cannon fodder for me, and despise him for being cold and cold, I admire him, but I like to hate him, when he used to talk less, I actually pointed at Sang and scolded Huai every day.I always tell him, "Senior brother, I heard from the junior brother who came down the mountain today that a man who talks too little can't keep his wife. Not only can he talk too little, but he can't even find his wife if he talks too much."

Brother, he must have died of anger at the time. He ignored me at the time, but later he was so scared that he didn't even dare to look for his wife.

Hahahaha, how could I treat my brother like this.

Speaking of women, I don't know if the author doesn't like women. In short, this article is really unfriendly to women.All decent sects do not accept female disciples.There are witches in the devil world, but I haven't found a single one with self-awareness. There are many girls in the world. I don't know if they have self-awareness.The most important thing is that I am the most beautiful in the Three Realms. I still feel a little ashamed every time I say it. I feel like a girl in many parts of my body, such as white and tender skin, and feet. My feet are smaller than normal men, and Tall, and thin waist.I feel that if a woman is like this, then she is considered the most beautiful in the Three Realms.I'm a man, and I don't care much about what I look like, except for the day I reunited with my senior brother.

If my senior brother can find a Taoist companion, he should also find one with self-awareness, otherwise he will not be able to speak.

I'm hungry.I'm so hungry, I'm starving to death.

My brother is back.

Just right, I was just about to ask my senior brother to get me some sperm.

Suddenly, I remembered Zheng Yang's gritted teeth, "It was you who asked me to squeeze juice in front of you, so my feelings for you have deteriorated!"

I take back what I was going to say.

My senior brother said, "What's the matter, you look so hesitant to talk, what else can you ask me for!"

I disgusted him, "It's okay, I haven't seen you for a day, I miss you a little."

My brother was happy, "Oh? Then I'm really happy. Come on, I'll tell you how to communicate effectively with others..."

Zhengyang regards me as a life mentor, my God, I want to introduce him to my senior brother, after all, my senior brother is a good teacher.And Zhengyang, well, recognizes people as teachers.

76.

After talking for a while, the brother realized that I wasn't listening, so he stopped and asked, "Don't you understand? What I said was too difficult?"

I shook my head, "No, it's my own problem, I'm too stupid."

The brother said, "It's not stupid, it's just communication, I don't understand, let me break it up and tell you, there is no reason in this world that your brother and I can't understand."

I said, "Well, I'm actually not in the mood to listen."

My brother said, "Oh? Is my speech not good? Isn't it vivid and interesting? Is it not enough to attract you? Am I too theoretical? It's okay, I will give you a few more examples."

I said, "No, no, there is something wrong with my body. I am enduring physical pain now, and I really don't have the energy to listen to what you say."

My brother said, "What's wrong, tell me, and my brother will solve it for you. I also read a lot of medical books."

I said, "Really, brother, you are really powerful. I have a disease that makes me feel uncomfortable when I don't see the young hero and the devil. Can you cure this, brother?"

My brother is rarely silent.

My brother said, "What's wrong with this?"

I said, "The author set me up to glitch."

My brother said, "Although I can't cure you, I can help you catch the young hero. It's just that the two of you will be companions and listen to my lectures together. Only when there is comparison, there will be competition, and there will be competition. progress."

I was about to stop him when my senior brother went out like a gust of wind...

He has an unhurried demeanor, be careful not to collapse, he is tired.

After I waited for a while, my brother brought Zhengyang to me and threw it into the bed.

I covered my face, "Brother, the three of us are in bed now, what do you think readers will say about us!"

My senior brother started to wake up, "Oh, I was in a hurry to go to class, I forgot about this matter, forget it, I have come in. The author pulls the light, readers have a lot of imagination, and should be able to explain this matter. I am not Did you promise to cover you? What do you have to worry about now, what the readers like to say, it’s okay if your popularity is low, anyway, the relationship line has come out. Are you feeling better? Are you ready to start class?”

77.

Zheng Yang asked, "Why are you feeling unwell?"

My senior brother said, "The question set by the author will be fine now that I see you, don't worry about him, come to senior to teach you the karma..."

Zhengyang interrupted him, "It's okay to see me, how come it's okay to see me? What's going on here?"

My senior brother said, "The author set up a very strange disease for him. He must see you or the Demon Lord, otherwise he will lose concentration and cannot listen to my lectures. Do you understand now? Listen. Do you understand, do you need me to repeat it again, it's okay, I will respond to your request, as long as you don't understand, I will..."

Zhengyang understood, "No, it's not the reason. You said it wrong."

The brother said, "I was wrong? How can I be wrong? What he said can be false. How do you know that I am wrong? If you say I am wrong, then you talk about what is wrong and don't show the facts." , make analysis, give examples, reason, and say that I am wrong with a small mouth, without evidence. I will let you know who is wrong now."

The senior brother pushed me forward, "Speak, give me a hard slap in the face, a young man who doesn't know the heights of the sky and the earth, a frog in the well who doesn't know anyone else, pretends to understand but still speaks out loud, doesn't care about himself but messes around, this kind of young man You should be well educated by reality, and then you will learn honestly from your predecessors."

Brother, you finally think of me.But I don't want you to think of me at this time.

I am in a dilemma, in a dilemma, thinking carefully, and weighing carefully.

My brother said, "Think about it? You don't know how to scold me, so brother scold him for you, and scold him for realizing how ignorant he is. Just tell the truth."

I made a quick decision, looked at Zhengyang, and whispered, "It's exactly what my senior brother said."

The author says:

Zhengyang:?

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