Mosaic

I don’t know how other people got into crime, at least it’s because of betrayal QAQ

Grandpa Jia replied: Fart, dog slave (—.—) protruding...you can do it yourself!

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This time, Wang Jia, who was cheated miserably, did what he said, and really left the old housing estate with a slap in the face, and left the mess to Ye Erke, who had one head and two big heads.

Ye Erke was naturally full of melancholy, and he was listless when he went to the pet hospital for an internship. While giving the cat an infusion, he frowned and pondered, so that he was scratched by the arrogant cat and bleed instantly. The unlucky look of a wilted eggplant.

Dr. Wang, who was in charge of teaching him, passed by, looked sideways and said, "Been scratched? You need to be vaccinated."

Ye Erke said: "I've been beaten a long time ago, and I was scratched three times a day. The medicine is really not wasted."

Dr. Wang shook his head: "You are fine everywhere, but you are careless, absent-minded, out of your mind..."

Ye Erke laughed bitterly: "Oh, brother Wang, you're so good at memorizing the complete collection of idioms!"

Dr. Wang glared at him: "Hurry up and take care of yourself, don't wait until you get into trouble and then you will regret it."

Ye Erke watched him walk out of the office, and immediately drooped his big eyes: Damn it, the disaster is over, I am really crying out for every day, and the ground is not working...

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A big iron cage tightly shuts all the huskies' dreams.

After returning home at night, Ye Erke controlled the culprit, and only then was he in the mood to clean up the junkyard-like living room a little bit.

Everything that could not be wanted was thrown away, and there was very little that was left behind.

He was so tired that he sat down cross-legged in front of the cage, and complained to the dog: "I have to repair the furniture, buy a sofa, and even re-paste the wallpaper. Even if I sell my kidneys, it's not enough."

Huskies held the dog food bowl and stared blankly at him, looking too obedient.

Ye Erke got angry: "Stop pretending, I know it's all a lie, as long as the moon is full, you will turn into a wolf, and the destructive power is more amazing than atomic bombs!"

The husky was not affected by his sad emotions at all, wagging its tail happily.

Ye Erke messed up his short hair, twisted his face and asked, "What should I do now? I will ask the master to re-wax the wooden furniture tomorrow. The money for the sofa alone is enough for me. My mother only gave me 1 yuan for the house, and now I have paid it all, so do we really want to wander around the world?"

The husky stretched out its only remaining front paw, lying there as if wanting to touch him.

Ye Erke's heart softened, and he took the little guy out of the cage again, hugged the little guy in his arms, stroked and sighed: "Forget it, I'd better give in to that little God of Wealth, Wang Jia, and beg him to let me live for a while, it's a big deal. I will pay back the money later, and now I haven’t paid my salary for a month..."

Husky rubbed his wet nose against his clothes, curled up in his arms and was content.

Ye Erke had no choice but to dial Wang Jia's phone, and said dejectedly, "Brother, I've packed everything, and the sofa has been thrown out, so don't be angry if you wax the furniture tomorrow..."

Wang Jia ignored his rhetoric at all: "Anyway, I have made it very clear. If you don't clean up, I won't be able to go back to live."

Ye Erke said: "Even if you throw the house to me, I can't help it. Now I have no money to buy you a new sofa."

Wang Jia snorted and said, "Why don't you worry about running out of money when you don't tie the dog, anyway, my grandma goes there every summer to escape the summer heat, all in all, all in all, you have to tidy up the house properly before she arrives, otherwise I will reveal everything you have done, and then you can explain it in front of the old lady yourself! I don't rule out the possibility that my grandma may call the police!"

Ye Erke had gone to Wang Jia's house for a few meals, and he also knew his troublesome grandma, so he fell silent and muttered, "So you really won't come back?"

Wang Jia was categorical: "I don't care, out of sight and out of mind, just squat in the garbage dump with that dog, goodbye!"

He dropped the words and immediately hung up the phone.

Ye Erke looked into Husky's dark eyes: "It's over, why don't we live here for the elderly... In fact, this house is quite nice, warm in winter and cool in summer, clean and peaceful, but it's far away from the city..."

While he was nagging, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration, put the husky on the ground, touched his chin and stood up: "I'm right, why don't you first borrow cash from Alipay to buy a sofa and rent this house for a short time?" Go out, if it goes well, I will definitely earn back the money for the sofa, if it doesn’t go well, I will rely on the guests to compensate me for the loss, um, it’s reliable..."

The more Ye Erke thought about it, the more he felt that this was a good idea. He didn't care that he didn't have a house at all, so he became jealous.Find out the mobile phone and post information on the Internet.

At this time, because the husky got a canned beef, he ate with great relish lying on his stomach next to him.

Ye Erke patted its head, found out how many photos of the house he had taken, and added a filter to be complacent: "I will definitely be able to deceive the tenants. How much rent do you think is appropriate? Six thousand, seven thousand? Said it was old The house is like a duplex villa, it might as well be 1 yuan! If we get taken advantage of, wouldn’t it be a blessing in disguise for the two of us?"

The husky, with his nose in the can, ignored his gibberish.

Ye Erke continued to publish rental information with full motivation, and after logging in all the websites he could think of, he lay down on the wooden floor with his arms around a pillow: "Pray, puppy!"

After speaking, he turned his head and smiled again: "Hey, since you have followed me, I should give you a name. What should I call you?"

Animals are always far simpler than humans. Although Husky lost a leg, he was very happy with Erke. He didn’t look depressed when he was picked up from the entrance of the pet hospital. He continued to eat beef deliciously.

Ye Erke showed his dimples: "A cheap name is easy to support, or you will be called a scumbag? You have three legs, and I guess your fighting power in the dog pack will be a scumbag in the future."

Husky tilted his head with interest, as if wondering what he meant.

Ye Erke couldn't help but said, "Zhazha! Zhaza! Remember? You will be called Zhaza from now on!"

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Although housing prices in Dongchuan City are considered high across the country, Grandma Wang’s house is located in the suburbs, and the transportation is not very convenient. It is only used by rich people who don’t run the company every day. I didn't receive many calls, and the few tenants left because they couldn't agree on a few words.

Until the afternoon of the third day, Ye Erke had just sterilized his pet cat last night, and saw several missed calls on his mobile phone, all from the same number, he immediately washed his hands excitedly, and found a secluded place The place called back: "Hello? Hello, I didn't receive the call just now. What's the matter?"

The other party was quiet for two seconds, and then replied flatly: "I saw the rental information you posted on 58.com, may I ask if the house has been rented out?"

He was a very polite, gentle-voiced man.

Ye Erke couldn't wait: "Not yet, I'm not bargaining."

The man said, "I'm not planning to bargain, I just want to actually look at the house. When are you free?"

"I have to work during the day, and I can do it at night or on weekends." Ye Erke replied.

The man immediately said: "Then tonight, I will wait for you at the door of the house around seven o'clock."

Ye Erke didn't expect there to be such an urgent tenant, so he secretly rejoiced and agreed: "Okay, I don't know how to call you?"

The man replied: "My surname is Chu."

Ye Erke had already bought a ten-thousand-dollar leather sofa with a loan from Alipay, and was particularly looking forward to getting rid of this hot yam, so he said enthusiastically, "See you tonight, Mr. Chu!"

"Okay." After the other party finished speaking, he hung up the phone unhurriedly.

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Ye Erke was born in a well-to-do family, and his growth process was not much different from most of his peers, so he had no experience as a landlord at all. He only learned about the process because he recently found a place for himself, and knew that if he couldn't get the house certificate , will definitely be suspected by the guests, so they sneakily asked the director for leave, ran to the place near the school to do/false certificate, found a familiar brother and asked: "Hey, buddy, can you make a fake room for me?" Book?"

The little brother who issued/false ID was startled: "Huh? I'm a student ID card!"

Ye Erke clasped his hands together: "Isn't there a mastery of false certificates? Don't you have a template? I really need it urgently, and I don't do illegal things. Can you help me?"

The little brother rummaged around the computer: "Yes, there are."

Ye Erke hurriedly handed over the address he wrote down: "I have to rent my friend's house to someone else for three months. If I don't have the house book, it will be troublesome."

Brother False Witness said: "If something goes wrong, don't confess me, and I won't admit it."

Ye Erke nodded: "Of course, do you think I look like a person who ignores justice?"

The little brother said: "Like!"

Ye Erke took out a hundred yuan: "Stop talking nonsense, help me fix it quickly, and use it in a hurry."

The little brother didn't change his face: "Two hundred is not discussed."

At this time, Ye Erke had no choice but to take out the only remaining Grandpa Mao from his wallet: "You see, I am really out of ammunition and food, so just accept it!"

Only then did the little brother take the money away, ran to his tool table and started printing and packaging, his movements were smooth and not at all like someone who had never done a house book.

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In the evening, Ye Erke appeared in the old housing area on time, and ran wildly all the way with his backpack on his back. He rushed to Wang Jia's door panting, and when he looked up, he saw a man wearing sunglasses and a black windbreaker standing against the wall. over there.

The man was flipping through a newspaper by a street lamp. He was tall and tall, with broad shoulders and long legs. He was not surprisingly strong, but had a gentle and refined atmosphere. Although his face was almost blocked by sunglasses, the curve of his chin was extremely beautiful, just like a movie. actor.

The sloppy Ye Erke poked his head over and asked, "Are you waiting for me?"

It is estimated that Erke's students are really unreliable, the man calmly replied: "No."

Ye Erke patted his chest: "I'm the landlord, aren't you Mr. Chu?"

The man put away the newspaper, crossed his arms and looked down at him: "Are you the landlord?"

Ye Erke took out his mobile phone to show the rental information: "Yes, don't you want to see the house?"

"Sorry, I didn't expect you to be so young." Mr. Chu nodded and motioned for him to open the door.

Seeing that the other party was much more mature than himself, Ye Erke nervously took out the key left by Wang Jia and opened the door: "Please come in."

In his panic, he forgot to turn on the light, but Mr. Chu walked in calmly.

Ye Erke was very afraid of the dark, so he immediately turned on the chandelier: "Can you see like this?"

People who deliberately cover their faces at night are either gangsters or pretenders, unless they are celebrities to avoid the edge.

Mr. Chu didn't seem to count, he took off his sunglasses gracefully, revealing a pair of particularly shocking eyes: dark and deep.The eyelashes are long and slender, and the corners of the eyes have some warm lines, showing that they are no longer young, but they are not contaminated with the sophistication and wretchedness of adults. It is so beautiful.

Ye Erke looked at his own reflection in his pupils with some embarrassment, and smirked: "Just visit it casually, I hope you are satisfied."